ITT: We judge people based on their name. I'll start: Daniel.

>>731586976
Daniel, you're a cunt

Parents wished you were a girl
> danielle


Adam

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>>731587654

>>731587654
You seem really uptight and a jerk but you don't mean to be.

Who hurt you, Adam.


Dallas

>>731587722
Checkd, and sorry. I at least I didn't call you a cunt like >>731587521

Hair parted on side and hanging in eyes. Beiber style almost. Likes airsoft

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>>731587654
Do you introduce yourself to girls with the line, "Madame, I'm Adam."

You are a really nice, respectable young man but all the anger you've been suppressing causes you to do things like jizz in customers food when you worked at Taco Bell that one summer.

James

>>731586976
You're a 7/10

>>731588103
>james
Eurocunt

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>>731588103
It was Fazolis and I'm better now.

>>731586976
Felipe

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>>731586976
Fernando

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yo yo its tyron3 in the house nigga hahahah

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>>731589200
cleetus here...like all white trash i lives off the gubment cheese

>>731589324
U mad nigger boi?

>>731589324
Mc cleetus coming at yo live with dj vageena on The feat

>>731589324
Mc cleetus coming at yo live with dj vageena on The beat

>>731588103
I almost got called James and the only friend called James I ever had was a ginger cunt.

Take from that what you want.


Harry.

>>731588103
James
>yeah James Smith
oh from number 47
>no thats another James Smith
sorry Ive forgotten you
>everybody does
indeed. now check 'em

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>>731589069
Manhwhore

I am Luka

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Harrison

>>731589966
Your mom still picks out your clothes.

>>731590298
No I'm a big boy

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>>731589891
>Harry

You like to work on classic cars but underneath your flannel shirt and Dickies pants are a pretty pink bra and matching panties.

>>731589932
>Luka

You taste your own cup then cry yourself to sleep.

>>731586976
Leonidas

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>>731590485
Oh shit I actually work at a classic VW parts shop.

Although I rarely work on cars and spend most my time smokin weed and playin vidya. Close enough tho.

>>731591274
Nigger

Joey

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>>731591380

Never denied the bra and panties.

salim

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>>731591451
Ayyyyyyy, Joey! Yous wanna play some stickball and shake dahn some Jew business owners, huh?

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Alexander

>>731586976

My name is Gustav

>>731591590
>salim

Still a virgin.

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>>731591451

>>731591779
>Alexander

Parents won't let you touch your trust fund until you get that Associate's Degree.

Also, furiously masturbates to Teen Titan porn.

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Steven

>>731586976
John

>>731591799
>My name is Gustav

Everyone thinks you smell like cabbage.

Chris

>>731592058
you date an overweight hobbit

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>>731591990
>Steven

Anti-depessants have cost you the ability to get an erection.

>>731586976
Phillip but I prefer to be called Phil.

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Sean

>>731591392
Surprisingly not

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>>731591501
No bra or panties, but I do tend to wear brightly coloured underwear, so I'll meet ya in the middle on that one.

>>731592144

You poop in the toy box, eat worms and have a twin sister who's just as nasty.

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>>731589966
You've never been in a fight before and you have a secret scat fetish

Alex

Marcus.

>>731592122
Pretty close my gf is a hobbit but she's not overweight... Anymore

>>731592036

>John

>>731592144

>Phillip but I prefer to be called Phil.

Deep down you prefer to be called Phyllis.

>>731591852
Fuck.

Zébulon

Ben

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Adrian

>>731592334
You like climbing mountains.

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Ilya.

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>>731592364
Having bi-racial parents completely destroyed your self-esteem.

>>731586976
Karl

>>731592317
>>John
The fuck does that mean?

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Cale

>>731592280
Your gf has a fat ass but butterface

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>>731592496
>Ilya.
When people talk about politics, you just smile and nod your head like you understand what they are talking about.

>>731586976
Big nosed Jew

>>731586976
Herbert

>>731592055

fuck

>>731592144
You're from the future

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>>731592636
Exactly what is says. Nothing. Your name is John, now go be boring somewhere else.

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>>731592334

Sounds like a Star Trek name

Eddie

>>731592861
Chad's autistic brother.

>>731592921
I laughed at this.

>>731592921
I have 3 sisters and no brother, try again.

Bryce

>>731592650
stop smoking so much weed brah

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Jakub

>>731593035
Tall and thin. Nice teeth. Not so smart.

Legolas Greenleaf (not a joke, fuck my parents)

Alex Brown

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>>731592334
Holy fuck you are a onion XDDD

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>>731593313
>Jakub

You have quite the impressive collection of yamaka's.

>>731593490
Hot GF called Dom. You used to be fit but now you're fat.

do u live on the second floor?

Javier

>>731593313
Not bad looking or even awkward, but still a virgin for some unknown reason.

>>731593679
XDDD
Sory in /pol/and
all jews just...pufff

>>731593372
in 10 years time your acoountancy firm will do better than projected for the first quarter, leading to you taking that weekend break together with your son you never really connect with.

>>731589069
NoW THATSA PROPA ORK BOYZ
WAGGGGGHH!

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>>731593745
>Javier

You have more body hair than George "The Animal" Steele.

>>731586976
that was nice, the teacher let her do an interview in the middle of class like that.

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>>731593759
>still a virgin for some unknown reason
well...
XD

>>731589932
slovenian/10

>>731593372
are you actually serious? need some proof

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Katriina

I'll just gtfo now..

>>731586976
David Davidson here. Op sounds like a fag

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>>731594264
>Katriina

Your peanut allergy annoys people.

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>>731586976
Seth

Mathijs

>>731594264
Olet huora
Akseli

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>>731594337

>Seth

You sell weed to high school kids and get off on the fact that they are afraid of you because they think you are connected to the mafia.

>>731587692
Very nice, allow me to dig in

Nebuchadnezzar

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>>731586976
Ray

>>731594631
Leader of a ancient civilization.

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>>731594337
Whenever this picture is posted in a thread you instantly get triggered, wondering if you too have a pornslut lookalike.

Andrew

John.

>>731592708
Hello Grandad

My name's Rocky but everyone calls me Chance because Rocky was my dad's name.

>>731594958
Wigger

Jonas

>>731594958
faggot

>>731594787
>Andrew
Likes men

>>731595032
fat fucking faggot

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>Albert

Hello my name is Marcus

>>731595021
>>731595033
Wow guys that is not nice

>>731594631
Youre a ship piloted by morpheus

>>731595127
I was actually being nice, anon. Chance is actually more of a nigger name.

>>731595032
Beard and guitar
Sells mushrooms and listens to phish

Nathan

Vicente

Wesley

>>731595079
you are a kazakhian german and your father's name is Bernhard and your mom's Eugenie. how is your sister Viktoria doing?

>>731595127
At least we are honest.

>>731595251
Young Nathan is too trusting/gullible
Has neither the heart nor the gumption to succeed

benjamin

jewish name
means: son of luck in hebrew
also means the last son/the youngest (bible)
it fits because i'm the youngest out of 5 siblings

i'm a german nationalist... perfect name for that... i love my parents anyhow

>>731595279
Shut up, Wesley!

Tess

>>731595093
You are a drink sodden sex-addled wreck. You probably went bankrupt as a teenager. You are 4chan's helen of troy

>>731595257
Wop

Caden

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Dean

>>731595335
that was very true of young nathan so ill take it
much has changed

>>731589069
kek

James

>>731595410
So fucking right

Hauke

>>731595519
Redneck or desert trash
Likes dirtbikes/motorcycles/trucks/loud engine powered things
Basically has gasoline for blood

>>731595519
Beta boy

Andreas

>>731595449
Rapes people both male & female
Lies excessively, steals shit.

>>731594631
>too old

>>731595372
Compliment or diss?

Dylan

>>731595745
Throwin' mad shade doge

>>731588663
You're a hipster fag who insists on over-pronouncing his name, that, or you're just French.

Jasper

Richard/Rich

Angelo

>>731595745
yes
You worship dogs and reptiles
You blacken your eyes with soot like a prostitute

>>731595780
Parents divorced at young age. You smoke pot and think it's cool as fuck. No real friends. Will move to harder drugs when you realize you're a total failure

Naomi

>>731596166
Filthy Mexi; likely illegal. You live in Cali

Reilley

>>731596227
I've smoked pot since I was 17 and the first two years all of my friends turned into idiots, but I just kept to the good drugs and now I've got 100's of friends across the Nation who own small businesses etc. Sooo you're an idiot drugs make you bond with people more.

>>731592302
That weird kid who thinks they're a vampire, but actually just has weaponized autism

Caesar

Jayden

Dave

Raúl

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Ted

Timmy

Lucas
judge dredd me niggers

>>731596726
shy kid ... but secretly a drugdealer

>>731592634
> parents are communists
> or too autistic to spell Carl properly

Peter

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Joseph Carlton. r8/ predict

m-mohammed

>>731592211
Wannabe chad. Prolly lives in a trailer park and listens to ICP


Robert

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>>731596908

>>731594478
>>731593745
>>731592708
>>731592360
>>731588663
>>731587654
all sound like gay porn actors

Marduk

Frank

>>731597500
Anna

>>Trinko

>>731587692
disgusting.

even more disgusting: answering your own post by an compliment. samfagging so hard.

lost my apatite: thanks

Wesley

You don't know how to act right because you had shit parents. You would have turned out much better with a different family.

>>731586976
jew

Archie.

Blashyrkh

>>731587654
>>731589932
>>731591799
>>731592360
>>731592364
>>731592634
>>731593313
>>731594631
>>731595423
>>731597500
>>731597689
jews.

Ian