ITT: We act like middle-aged women

I'm 27 T_T

WHERE THE FUCK IS MY WAITER? I WANT MY HOT WATER WITH LEMON RIGHT THE FUCK NOW. ALSO LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER, THERE WERE EMPTY TABLES IN YOUR RESTAURANT AND I WAS STILL FORCED TO WAIT 5 ENTIRE SECONDS. YOU'LL HEAR FROM ME ON YELP FOR THIS IF MY MEAL ISN'T FREE.

>>731576537
For the tenth time Bob, no sex today. I have a headache

IT'S YOUR FUCKING FAULT THAT I'M UPSET EVEN THOUGH YOU WERE SIMPLY STATING FACTS THAT I DIDN'T LIKE.

I need to speak to your manager right now

the way women think fucking disgusts me

>I should have won the election

do i type my message here ?

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>tfw thread should be "We act like middle-aged AMERICAN women"

Not even once

>>731576537
No need to man-splain to me

WHY DID YOU SPEND SO MUCH MONEY ON AN OBJECT WE DESPERATELY NEEDED IN ORDER TO HELP IMPROVE OUR LIFE? SERIOUSLY, HUSBAND. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU? YOU JUST LIKE TO SPEND MONEY! I DON'T CARE IF WE HAVE PLENTY IN THE BANK.

>>731577581

kek'd

"I can do more than 2 things at once"

is 40 middle aged? because if so

>I've never had it in the ass before, and it is my 40th birthday - wanna go back to my place?

That was how my ex celebrated her 40th

>>731577694
>tfw thread should be "We act like middle-aged AMERICAN WHITE women"

>>731577487
Get off 4chan, Mom.

SO YOU SPENT x AMOUNT OF DOLLARS ON A TOOL FOR YOUR GARAGE BUT YOU CAN'T BUY ME FLOWERS THAT WILL WILT AND DIE IN A WEEK UNLIKE YOUR TOOL THAT WILL LAST A LIFETIME BECAUSE I AM A SUPERFICIAL CUNT

>>731577694
Darling, people on other countries don't have access to the inter-net

the see drive ... that doesn't even make any sense

where'd my files go? you only said they were gonna be deleted

EVEN IF I'M ABSOLUTELY WRONG IN AN ARGUMENT, I WILL NEVER ADMIT IT.

I'd like to see your manager.

I just feel like having chocolate today ok? (for the 80th time in a row)

-cellulite sally

Roger youre still chasing your hopes and dreams at 35? You need to give everything up and become a boring old shitbag who wears polo's and khaki's the rest of your life so you can support my fat ass.

>>731577784
And she spends it on her nails and hair which is a way better investment of our money of course

>>731576537
>puts make up on before leaving the house..

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there isn't any water on this table
don't you want some cheese
this cat should not be on this table
someone should tell this kid something
>If you want it get it yourself

>>731576537
I fucked Ted.

Being attracted to young girls is wrong and sick and disgusting.

Now please somebody for the love of god kiss my sagging titties and twiddle my used up vagina.

>>731576537
You can sleep on the couch...

Thank god I hit menopause! Now I have an excuse for being unable to compete with younger girls.

"Can I talk to your manager?"

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>>731577632
underrated post

Thats disgusting and/or offensive!

>>731577516
Kek

This guy knows

Fine. But only in my ass. I have bladder infection and its driving me crazy.

Of course we have to do it in the bedroom. I'm not 18.

>>731576537
I really into kink.....you know like 50 Shades!

No anal though, yuck.

"Is this on sale?"

Quote from a 46 year old, I met in a bar.

"Honey, I'm 46. You don't need to buy me a drink. You just need to fuck me. Now come with me now"

She grabbed my hand and took me to her hotel room across the street and fucked me within an inch of my life.

Her pussy was like old pocket.

>>731578731
And my kids, support them too.

I fucked a tall hot guy when I was 25 and got knocked up after a one night stand, he have me the sperm, now you give me the money

I forgot to take my meds!

Are you cold?

It's cold in here.

Yes that is a nice size penis. It reminds me of my first husband.

>>731576537
What do you do?

HUSBAND, I NEED TO BUY AN ITEM OF CLOTHING THAT i ALREADY OWN IN MULTIPLE COLOURS AND STYLES BUT NOW HAVE TO HAVE THUS SPECIFIC SHADE AS THE OTHER MOM AT SOCCER TRAINING WEARS IT BETTER

HALF

They're Spanx, you have to give them quite a yank as they're quite tight.

No I don't shave anymore.

What's wrong. Don't you like the look of a real woman?

>>731577581
>Hillary Clinton
>Middle Aged

God help us all if that's true.

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>Of course Islam is a religion of peace now stop being racist.

>>731577540
You got that right buddy, ratbag lunatics all of them but, to be fair if I leaked blood out my asshole every other week I'd be a raving cunt too.

Of course you can come in side. All my eggs were cooked long ago.

>>731576537

What do you mean we've not had sex for two years? You're the one who's sex mad, not me. I want to fuck the entire street, but I love you though.

I know we're in a relationship and .. I love you .. but all I want is him over there to fuck me.

I want to fuck him. I want to rip his clothes off and rape him.

Not holding a grudge, but I still hate you for the comment you made about me 2 years ago.

It's 2017!!

>waxes saggy puss to an inch of its life

>brings own takeaway ergonomic coffee cup to cafe

>young adult children resent her as she's overly obsessed with looks

>fake tan stains overpriced cotton sheets and matching bathroom towel set

>>731576537
Cheating and being complete bitch is ok as long as you remind him that you still love him and say to him that it's an "open relationship." That means it's ok.

>>731579917
Someone lives in California.

Candy crush help anyone???//(

>>731576537
"More makeup. I must put on more makeup and perfume. I need those."

>>731579821
>I want to fuck him. I want to rip his clothes off and rape him.
This isn't normal middle-aged woman talk.

Were you raped by a middle-aged woman, Anon?

I'm with a woman 7 years older than me, in her 30s, and she lets me do whatever I want. Shits pretty cash.

>>731580009

>trips checked

actually no I live in NZ

You should get hard and fuck me whenever I feel horny even though you've fucked this flabby ass and loose pussy and sucked this flat titties a 1000 times.

>>731580145
resentment city, population you.

>>731580074
Kek that HS janitor form Arkansas

I would have pounded her daily

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>Good thing there's a cemetery so close by. The Chinese don't like living near cemeteries.

Carol and her husband don't have that problem. Her husband has a real job.

>>731576537
> Deepak_Chopra_talk.AVI

>>731576537
"I gave up soda. I only drink water now.

And wine when I go out, but that doesn't count because alcohol isn't a chemical"

>>731580234
Ha ha wtf?

>>731580240
lost

>>731580433
Just something my mom said.

Just got back from the gym feeling good, now for my reward
>posts picture of the biggest chocolate cake in existence

>>731576537

"Ah fuck I've started menopause ova here"

>>731577487
THats all women

>>731576537
I just love Facebook