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Forget the celebrity part. If they both walked up to you and

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Forget the celebrity part. If they both walked up to you and said take me home and fuck me, who would you choose? Why?
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>>731568827
are you serious or is this a joke?
emma is way hotter than the tubby girl on left
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>>731568827
Watson. While I like my girls a fair bit curvier than her, that thing on the left is too far into whale territory.
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>>731568827
Left because T H I C C
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>>731568827
Emma,
cause she was in a film
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>>731568827
One is clinically obese, and the other looks like a tranny moot.

I'd mace them both and vacate the vicinity
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>>731568827
T H I C C C C C C C C
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>>731568827
emma. my 4.5 incher might actually reach her vagina.
not a fine of white girls either.
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>>731568933
>>731568971
Bed time guys. I think state school testing is this week. You need some sleep. this question is for men. I should have made the clear. sorry
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>>731568827
>If they both walked up to you and said take me home and fuck me, who would you choose?

Definitely not the fat, ugly one.
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>>731568995
>Forget the celebrity part

>>731568827
She's feminist, so idk, neither of them
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>>731568827
Whos left?
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To be honest, neither. Girl on the left is a little too thick, girl on the right is wayyyy too skinny
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>>731569091
not a fan of white girls either.
Fixed
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No fattis for me. Most of the girl's I have fucked have been thin. Maybe 5 % of them have been chubby. Sleept with around 40 women and is 30 years old. And I am a bit ugly but have had some real good looking ones.
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The skinny one because fat girls smell
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>>731568827
i like the skinny one, i need a fucking 40cm dick to reach that fatty
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>>731568827
i would pick emma because she was so cute in the first few harry podder movies.
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>>731569124
How about the feminist, ugly one?
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>>731568827
The one on the left. She looks like she knows her way around a dick. Emma's nice, but I feel like she would be a prude.
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>>731568827
I don't care for emma watson, but the one on the left is a bit too thick.

Thick girls are more fun than sknny ones. Emma watson is also a retarded feminist so I'd avoid her like the plague.
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fat one would be great to titfuck, and would probably suck dick WAYY better than Emma. I bet Emma doesn't do oral. You KNOW the girl on the left gives some bomb ass head.

Girl on left is a celebrity? or just emma?
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>>731569116
oh sorry didn't know the criterea for being a man was being attracted to hagrid's daughter
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>>731569188
>40 cm
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Left because Im not a tiny dick low test faggot
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>>731568827
If the land whale on the left had shed some fucking pounds before she asked I'd choose her caused Emma is a crazy feminazi but I think I'd still have to choose right
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Fuck the left one.
Date the right one.
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>>731568827
I neeeeeeeed a name for the one on the left...
NEED IT!!!!!!!!!!
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>>731568827
I could probably fuck the girl on the left on my own.. so emma.. obviously emma
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>>731569318
>hargrid's daughter
>magical kek
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>>731569338
YOU WIN THIS THREAD!
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emma watson wtf
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>>731569318
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neither, as both require too much bullshit and effort none of which im willing to spare for the sake of fending off some biological responses or social acceptance
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>>731568827
Just to fuck for one night?

Honestly, left looks like she'd be way more fun. She'd suck your balls and lick your asshole and have a blast doing it.

Emma kind of looks like it'd be a night of you doing all the work.
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>>731569650
found the homo.
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>>731569318
I find this comment to be extremely offensive sir and i appreciate if you would leave this thread immediately.
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>>731568827
Right if anything besides body is the same.
I like chubby women, but the left is a bit too much.

Now if left is an active powerbottom while the right is a dead starfish in bed (assuming that knowledge is available beforehand), I'd pick left without a second thought; I'd even pick an active/eager left over a perfect 10/10 looking dead starfish any day all day.

I doubt a body like the left will allow for many sexual positions with a mere 6.5-incher though..
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The best sex of my life was with a girl curvier than Emma. Still nowhere near as big as the girl on the left. I'm gonna go with Watson on this one.
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>>731569882
curvier than Emma? So you mean anyone in fucking existence? Emma looks like a skeleton
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>>731568827
Emma Watsons bewbs remind me of Forest Whitaker's eyes, uneven..
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>>731568827
Left for sure right is basic bitch/10 and probably fucks worse than Hilton
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>>731569882
this shooped? every was ragging on her ass but i dont think its that bad.
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>>731569054
Kek
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>>731568827
Am I the only one who thinks Emma looks like a dude?
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>>731568827
Left

I am Ahab
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>>731568827
sorry no fat chicks
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NAME FOR THE BITCH ON THE LEFT PL0X!!!!!!!!!!!!
NAME FOR THE BITCH ON THE LEFT PL0X!!!!!!!!!!!!
NAME FOR THE BITCH ON THE LEFT PL0X!!!!!!!!!!!!
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eazy whale
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>>731571234
Ill Never Tell ;P
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Left...there's no need to try to fuck a twig. Its just not pleasing, regardless how fashionable you neckbeards think it is.
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>>731571419
YYYYYYY?
COMMONG MAAANNGGGGGG
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>>731571319
I didn't know LL cool J was in the forces.
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>>731568827
left without batting an eye
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>>731568827
Who is the girl on the left?
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>>731570149
Obvious shop is obvious, Anon, especially the ass.
It's from one of the photos of her trying out different swimsuits.
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Left, Right is too uptight and will not perform the kind of sexual acts I require.
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>>731571474
I srsly don't know. I reversed imaged it and got nothing. I too am haunted by the hips that don't quit and dick sucking smile.
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>>731569318
kek..
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>>731571463
fuck me, that's gorgeous.
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I'd definitely fuck Emma Stone
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>>731571818
Lame
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>>731568827
Right. Unless I was hungry. Then I'd take the piggy on the Left.
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>>731569116
You're attracted to fat girls because you're ugly and fat.Not all men are like that.
In my honest opinion, both can not be called an ideal women.Too thick and too skinny.But, if I, or any normal men for that matter, had to chose, it's Emma hands down.
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>>731571319
SAY JOY LANE
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>>731569318
fukin kek
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>>731572011
You don't know me fool. You just owe me kool.
I don't need your assistance , social assistance
any problem i got
i just put my fist in....
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>>731571463
This is the optimum female body type! Good boobs, nice shape not too much sag, and you don't need two hands to hold one of them. Strong hips and thighs that could crush my head between them and I would still die happy. Most importantly is the flat stomach, doesn't protrude past the boobs, and no thick upper pussy area to suffocate you while getting your head crushed.
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>>731568827
Emma Watson. Because I don't want to touch the bag of lard. Are you serious?
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>>731572435
Eww Im Gender Quack, Go to sleep.
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>>731570611
No, you're not
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>>731568827
F A T T T T T T T
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>>731568827

PROS ON THE RIGHT:
-Famous
-Would make all the bros jealous
-Fit
-Cute accent
-Nice ass
-Mysteries since she was 11 solved
-Won't crush you while on top
-Won't put up a fight while underneath
-Hidden camera pics worth a ton of money
-Well-trimmed, at least

PROS ON THE LEFT:
-She'll probably be willing to give head without receiving.

Man, this is a toughie...
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>>731568827

Emma, but I wouldn't fuck her. I would beat the shit out of her before shoving a lightbulb into her dry snatch. I would then step on her stomach till I hear the bulb pop and shatter inside of her.

There cunt, now you have a real problem to cry about.
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I'll take the big lass
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>>731572011
That's an ignorant statement. I'm not fat, certainly not ugly and also intelligent and I like bigger girls. If she's "fat", like obese, then that's just a crazy fetish people have. If she's cute and thick and responsible has her shit together and has a brain and can hold interesting conversation then I'm in all day.
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>>731568827
The not fat one. Always the not fat one.
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>>731572671
That bitch is straight obese. Her arms are the size of Emma's thighs.
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>>731572650
Did you get hard writing that?
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>>731568827
Poast moar of the thicc one
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>>731572650
That was pretty cringy.
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>>731572776
Dude, you don't know what obese is
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>>731572828
you mean fat?
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Probably the bitch on the left because the only people that actually have a thing for Emma Watson are people that grew up with Harry Potter and I had conservative Christian parents that convinced me it was essentially written by Satan when I was in 6th grade so yeah bitch on the left.
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>>731572880
Yeah sure fat, whatever. Fucking poast it.
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people that likes whales have high test and long thick cocks!
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>>731568827
Left obviously.
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What the fuck is this thread? Is Tumblr invading?

>EW! Emma's a disgusting skeleton
>Only a child could find a woman with a healthy physique attractive
>T H I C C
>Gril on left is so sexy!
>REAL men like land whales
>If you don't like the left, you have a micro penis
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>>731572865
I think you maybe the one who doesn't understand the meaning of the word, Anon. She may not be Morbidly Obese but she is most definitely Obese.
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>>731572974
yup
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>>731572974
Joke's on you, I like bigger chicks and I'm a beta faggot with a tiny dick.
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Left
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>>731568827
fat people smell and their skin gets tons of peels coming off because they dont move and cant clean themselves - its disgusting that they also have damaged dna from being disgusting
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the one on the right so I could proudly show her off to my friends when we talk about our kills.

but like if no one knew and not even the skinny one
I'd suck that fat chicks asshole.
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>>731572908
Never read or watched a Harry Potter book or movie. I'd still pick the hot chick over the land whale.
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>>731572865
Says the guy who doesn't know what obese is. Murica!
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>>731568827
Girl on left would be 61% better to fuck, however, knowing that girl on right goes to school and accomplishes stuff with her life makes her someone more "attractive" to me
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Emma easy.

Can get the extra thicc any time I want
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>>731569141
Jesus Christ what a faggot. Go fuck a frog then.
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>>731572671
Not as ignorant as you saying only kids like Emma.
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>>731573005
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Emma. I'd fuck both but I'd only stay with Emma.
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>>731568827

OK this is a dilemma. My wife has always been skinny, so I can fuck skinny any time I want, and I obviously think about fucking fat chicks, because variety is the spice of life. But the couple of times I've fucked a fat chick on the side, the sex has absolutely sucked. I tried to fuck this Taiwanese landwhale a couple of times and I could barely get past her fat labia with my 7.5" cock. I'd probably got with Emma - I'd be in familiar territory, anyway.
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>>731573005
Thx. That or saying neither. What retardation.
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>>731569710

only for you m8, only for you!
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>>731569116
>I think state school testing is this week.

You would know. Underageb& califag.
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>>731569116
>im a fat loser, anyone who doesnt like the fat shits that make me feel less insecure are kids

eat your prebedtime meal and head to bed
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>>731569318
you won
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>>731568827
I'd have to go with Emma because the whale is horrendous. Still a no-win scenario
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>>731573544
>>731573546
Did you two finaly think of something to say after blowing each other.
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>>731568827
Left one as Emma Watson isn't really attractive unless you're a closeted homosexual.
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>>731573663
I'm sorry that you're retarded.
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>>731573663
Because Anons never wander into threads late. What are you, some kinda faggot?
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>>731573817
I'm sorry that you are retarded.
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>>731573797
>Emma Watson isn't really attractive unless you're a closeted homosexual
>says the guy picking the manly looking one
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>>731568827
Emma, of course. She has reached the maximun potential of her body.
The other woman is fat and gross.
I can almost smell her sweat
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>>731573832
Testy for lo test beta chick
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>>731573976
ohhh buzz words and a pun. the leddit is strong with you young one.

take this b8
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>>731568827
Obviously not the landwhale.
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>>731568827

No need to choose, I would both take them home and fuck them. The thin one for the fucking and the fat one for the sucking.
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>>731572865
That thing is literally obese. Outside of the US only 1% of people are that fat and it is considered extremely unhealthy.
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Give me the fattie, she's way hotter. That stick on the right is far from sexy.
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>>731568827
Neither is sexually attractive in the least.
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>>731568827
The result so far
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Left.

Now post more of her.
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>>731568827
Either or. Prefer the cute chubster over Emma though.
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Left because thicc girls are my kryptonite

And emma watson is as cold as a freezer and the same amount of interesting or attractive.
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left girl would be an amazing fuck
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>>731569149
Girl on the left is wayyy too obese and girl on the right is a little too skinny.
FTFY
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Left because I like them big. That's all I have to say.
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Left, big puffy vaginas are the best. Need big tits and ass to cum like a real man.
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>>731571463
This girl is a far bit smaller than in ops left post.
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>>731569318
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Right because I don't like being smothered to death under walrus blubber.
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>>731568827
emma's breasts are perfect, her face is pretty goddamn i wish she was really cameltoed :(
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>>731568827
fatter one
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Is the thing on the left supposed to be a celebrity?
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left i love me some chunky tapoica pudding
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>>731568827
Right. Is that thing on the left even human?
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>>731568827
Let's see, shall we?

Both have a pussy. Check.

Boobs? Left.
Ass? Left.
Curves? Left.
Hair? Left.

Okay then. So the real question is, "Do I want to fuck someone who has a vagina and looks like a woman, or someone who has a vagina and looks like a prepubescent boy confused about his gender?"

Easy. Left.

Clearly not a popular choice. But then, I'm an actual man, and not a trap-obsessed faggot on /b/, using feminism to convince myself that "women with dicks are women" or "breastless, assless, popular boy-looking talentless celebrities are hot because they're from Harry Potter movies".
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>>731573005
You might actually be right.
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>>731575743
found the pigfucker
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>>731568827
Left all the way
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>>731575832
Found the son of said pig
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>>731568827
that girl on the left would be so fun to fuck, holy shit. Anybody who hasn't fucked a thick sexy girl doesn't know shit
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>>731571463
shes pretty but she still has fat girl titty shpe and fat girl pussy shape

petites like emma always have the cute titty shape (that's perkier shaped with better nips/areolae) and nice innie pussy :(

>>731575539
GOOD GOD GIMME.
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>>731575743
>Okay then. So the real question is, "Do I want to fuck someone who has a vagina and looks like a caricature of a woman, or someone who has a vagina and looks like a normal human being?"
>Easy. Left.
>Clearly not a popular choice. But then, I'm an actual beta, and have a deep need to reinforce my masculinity by being attracted to exaggerations of the female form.

FTFY
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>>731575743
Being curvy is one thing, and being obese is another.
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>>731569116
"oh noes, someone has a difference of opinion, better belittle them for not thinking as i do!"

^that's you. that's how you sound.
faggot.
enjoy humping fatshit pantloads like that and telling yourself it makes you "alpha."
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>>731568827
If both walked up to me and asked to fuck, I'd oblige both of them. Left looks like she'll put anything in her mouth and I'd alternate burying my tongue in Rights snatch and winking stink star.
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Name of the chubby please, makes my dick diamonds.
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>>731568827
Need the left ones name!
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tbh anyone who isn't morbidly obese themselves could easily get the whale any time they want, so why pass up the opportunity for a no effort fuck with a hot skinny bitch?
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>>731568827
Emma for sure
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>>731568827
why choosing ? they both said it, they both saw each other, take both!
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Girl on the left is really sexy, reminds me of my fiancee

The fun i have when she rides me and i bury my face in them tits and grab that thick ass, you guys have no idea
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>>731568827

that boy on the right is the summerest fag ever
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Carolina Munoz
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>>731577331
Thank you good sir. Will fap later.
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>>731568827
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Dug up one more of her.
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>>731568827
how do you do that thing with the green words
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Another
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>>731577721
type ":greentext:" before and after the sentence
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>>731577715
Gimmie all you got good sir'
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>>731568971
>>731568971
>>731568971
>>731568971
this guy fucking answered the question for everybody, why are we still debating this?
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>>731577130
>anyone who isn't morbidly obese themselves could easily get the whale any time they want
>easily
>any time they want
I wouldn't mind living in that reality. I'd love to have women show any signs of physical/sexual attraction towards me as an average looking guy, even if only "whales" would do so - even better if they look like the left on OP's pic.
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>>731577782
She's actually alright looking in this one
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>>731569116
Waaahhh they didn't choose the same thing as me! They hurt my feewings
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>>731578249
Just search for Carolina Munoz

....and then share the folder if you find a good one, all I'm getting is some singular pics like the ones I already contributed.
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>>731578249
Not him but I got some anon
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>>731568827
Emma
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>>731568827
The one who does anal.
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>>731579333
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>>731579333
Not saving this one, I'd rather stay under the illusion that she's a hottie. This specific pic would lower the average score of her folder.
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>>731579390
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>>731569318
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>>731568971
ThisThisThis!
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>>731579443
Suit yourself anon
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>>731569318
absolute kek
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>>731579449
>>731579520
These two are great nigger.
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>>731569318
Damn, fuckin roasted
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ITT: enormous fat motherfuckers who are so well aware that they would crush Emma to death if they tried to fuck her that they will try hard to convince everyone else that fucking container ship full of female flesh measured in tonnage on the left is more attractive.
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>>731568827
If I knew nothing else about them whatsoever it would be a coin toss.

The one on the left is quite a bit fatter than I prefer, so I don't find her especially attractive. But she looks kinky and fun. She'd probably be up for about anything in bed, most fat girls are.

The one on the right is slightly more attractive, although not that much. She's skinnier than I prefer, and has that ugly dyke haircut. She also just looks like a bitch. She looks like the kind of girl who'd be laying there looking at her watch asking "Are you done yet?"
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I take the one on the left every time
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Anyone got more akin to OP's pic? Meaning, this girl without a dress.
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>>731569988
Kek
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>>731568827
Erm....probably the right

I prefer the left but I haven't had a spinner in two years, variety is the spuce of life

I know I will regret the decision though
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>>731568827
honestly if they were both down to fuck I'd try for both, then stick to whichever was less turned off by the idea of a threesome.
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>>731575539
Since when does Ron have tits?
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If I was approached by these girls as dressed in OP, my dick wouldn't let me not fuck thicc girl. If it was a normal day, dressed normally I would choose Emma.
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>>731579679
I only have this one right now
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>>731569054
>tranny moot

I can't unsee it now.
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>>731568995
Top kek.
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>>731579679
http://www.freeones.com/html/c_links/Carolina_Munoz/ fap away
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>>731568827
Left for sure, I just know she would be a better experience in bed and I would get turned on by her confidence about her body.
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>>731569318
Do you usually think about Hagrid when you're making sexual decisions, you dumb cuck bitch boy?
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>>731579887
>Ask for the girl without a dress.
>Post girl with dress.
>Not only that, posts girl with the EXACT SAME dress.

I am grateful but my dick was hoping to strike gold, not silver.
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>>731568827
The one on the right. It's a shame we'll probably never know who she is.
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>>731568827
Both. Fatty sits on dick, Emma sits on face.
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emma watson all day
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>>731572785
A little.
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>>731579952
Agreed. right unit will whine about patriarchy during. she deserves to be single her whole life
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>>731569091
As much as I'm not a 'fine' of larger women, I find the opposite is true. Most of the tightest pussies I have fucked belong to the fatties and most of the loosest belong to the smaller ones

If I had a choice, I'd walk away and find something somewhere in the middle.
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>>731568827
Carolina, obviously.
Emma has the body of a boy but without the most important part that makes it worth it.
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>>731568827
THICC >>> STICC
left, everytime.
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>>731568827
Depends. If I was in the mood for fat-ass tiddies, left. If I was in the mood for literally picking a bitch up and fucking her like that, right.
Left probably gives sloppier (read: better) head. Right probably takes it slow and sensual.
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>>731573005
VERY FEW people in this thead are saying Emma is a skeleton, or anything about real men.

We are simply stating our preference. I wouldn't say no to either, but the chubby chick makes my dick harder than Emma. Why is that such a difficult concept for you to understand?

>Fat tits
>No danger of famine
>Playful gaze
>Confident with her body despite not fitting beauty standards

So yeah, the primal brain in my penis is determining her to be desireable.
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Emma because you regret fucking a fatty as soon as you cum and they want to cuddle, spoken from experience.
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>>731568827
Anyone has Emma's picture without the landwhale? I can't find it
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>>731574788
Learn to count and detect samefags, faggot.
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>>731580711
Found your profile.
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>>731579983
Sorry anon I can't seem to find any nudes which is weird cause I swear I've seen her posted nudes on /s/ before.
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>>731580741
Oh boy you sure roasted me there.

Why do you even store pics like that on your pc?

Do you cateloge them into categories so you have a good one to pick from everytime the opportunity comes up?
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>>731571463
HNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
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>>731571234
Moby Dick
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Hard fucking choice... I have about an equal preference to chicks who are over and underweight. Although I checked out the one on the left before Emma Watson
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>>731580836
Maybe the cyber police has taken down imgur albums?
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>>731580836
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>>731580844
You sound like a feminist, lol.
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>>731580872
Probably. Some people can be so prude.
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>>731568827
I would berry my dick so far up the ass of the girl on the left that whoever could pull me out would be called King Arthur
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>>731580949
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>>731580997
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>>731580907
Are you retarded?

>I'm on /b/ looking at naked women to fap to.
>I prefered someone else over Emma, who is a well-known feminist.
>I didn't make a single feminst comment, nor did I state any of my beliefs.

I'd like to learn the thought process you use to come to conclusions, it would help me interact with mentally handicapped people in the future.

It's always 'you either make fun of landwhales or you're a white knight' with you fags. To show you why this is a moronic mindset, pic related is something that also gets my dick going.
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>>731581062
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>>731568827
If they're big enough sluts to just walk up to me and ask me to fuck them, why can't I fuck them both at once?
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>>731568827
Left, I wanna try hambeast.
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>>731581090
Such a shame about the hairy arms, and her face is unappealing in certain angles.
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anyone got the rest of that emma watson set?
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>>731568827
Well obviously the fucking land whale
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>>731568827
left because the right is a cunt
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>>731568827
Neither.
Have no idea who the chick on the left is but I ain't into it. Never was into Watson.
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>>731568827
I'd choose left because I'm a sucker for thicc women. She can sit on my face any day
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>>731581062
that arm hair...
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>>731569707
fucking exactly this
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>>731579956
Lame attempt at damage control.
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>>731581330
Morbidly obese*
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>>731569707
Left looks like she smells a lot.
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>>731581189
>>731581341
Yeah her face does that. It's kind of weird but also makes it a fun challenge to try and find some that look good.
Yeah that arm hair can be a little off putting. But compared to some of the girls I've seen on 4chan (specifically arm hair threads) this is one of the better cases.
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>>731569054
>tranny moot
SO FUCKING TRUE
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>>731581516
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>>731581137
Because it's a hypothetical question you gigantic fucking asswipe
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>>731581564
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>>731581314
Did you screencap yourself?
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>>731568971
This
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>>731568995
Kek
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Ass shot for you fags.
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>>731581632
>>731581564
I would love to see her take a massive shit.
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>>731581668
Closer look

>>731581680
You are a degenerate.
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>>731569318
Watson is clearly the winner over the whale but that doesn't excuse how overrated this post was
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>>731581735
Even closer.
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One time? Emma just because.

More than once? The girl on the left.
Curvy girls are just more fun.

>(No bone on bone contact)
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>>731581314
thanks i'm sure r/4chan will love it
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>>731581680
Kek
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Whichever one doesn't gag when they see me naked
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>>731582063
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>>731582077
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>>731582113
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>>731569318
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>>731582150
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>>731582068
So neither of them
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>>731581735
>degenerate
No. The look on a girls face when she squats down to squeeze a massive log out her back end is one of the hottest things a man can gaze upon.
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both at once, then left, then right, then both again
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>>731582113
i would explode in her womb with atomic reaction force until my dick went dry or mom got home whichever came first
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>>731582197
I don't see how that's sexual in any way.
Being attracted to chubbies has a biological explanation. Being attracted to people taking a shit? Not so much.
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>>731582190
I don't think Emma could handle my fucked up dick
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Can't eat out a fat girl, no matter how much they wash they still stink.
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>>731582499
No way!
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>>731582386
Bobo?
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>>731582197
BRAAAAAAP
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>>731568827
kek i still have my hands
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>>731582608
No thanks. I'd gladly lick her asshole but as soon as any shit is involved, I'm outtie.

If you like scat so much, start your own thread faggot.
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>>731582608
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>>731582754
>he thinks there are rules on /b/
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>>731582337
We're all attracted to our mothers you dickhead haven't you ever heard of freud? The woman pushes the log, the woman pushes the baby. It's the same look on their faces. Face facts, you've been outsmarted by psychology. Seriously, read a little.
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>>731582926
>the woman pushes the log
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>>731582754
I'm not that anon I just wanted to make a Brap post.
>>731582875
Actually scat is a rule pretty much everywhere but yeah if you want to make a thread about it go ahead see how long you can make it last.
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One on left is too fat. Emma all the way
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>>731582254
Get a haircut ya mook.
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>>731582386
Are you intersex?
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>>731568827
>>731568827
>>731568827

How do you expect me to forget her celebrity status? Boning Emma would be like boning a cash register.

Every i slammed my pelvis against her bony, boyish, barely-pubescent-passable hips and her pathetic, malnourished, twiggy legs and her non-existent butt, I would just be hearing the classic "CHA-CHING" noise in my head. I would fall asleep dreaming of coins jingling and bells and whistles blasting as though I'd just hit the progressive jackpot on a slot machine.

Thinking about all of that is the only way I could manage to stay hard enough to keep fucking her 11-year-old-boy body.
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>>731582608
titties?
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>>731583416
thanks for your valuable contributions
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>>731579956
2/10, you tried
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Not sure how people can be so hell bent on physical characteristics.

When people talk about how hot their girlfriend is, I'm just like my wife has a masters degree and makes over 100k salary and is the most kind and sweetest girl I know.

Stop being primal retards and get with the 21st century and realize a women's intelligence and personality are the most attractive things in this world.
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>>731569318
10/10
Flawless
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>>731583673
so youre married to a cow?
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>>731583673
>my wife wears the pants
Enjoy getting pegged
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>>731583673
I know looks fade but I don't want ugly kids
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>>731568827
The britsh and not the murrican landwhale 400 Pound women.
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>>731583742
My wife is ~`135 and 5 ft 6.

>>731583769
don't project your desires onto me
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>>731583673
>Not sure how people can be so hell bent on physical characteristics.
fat is not only physical
fat people are fat in their mind
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>>731569318
FUCKING SAVAGE
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>>731571463
Yeah right dude!
only dogs play with bones!

I also like slam piggies! go on!
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>>731577331
I'd shag that whale!
She's gorgeous!
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>>731577953
Who is she? She looks great as well!
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>>731569318
topkek
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>>731568827
look, the thicc is a better fuck. simple. in the case given, not fair for emma.
HOWEVER as someone who has been through 28 thicc, they have all been dumb> IN ONE WAY OR ANOTHER. I can literally give an example of every one.
- pull out is murder (ended over this)
- flat earth
- math is a CIS tool
- had an imaginary friend currently for 16 years (was 29- bitch started telling the friend -amy- how the sex was, pretty much talking dirty to her fake person)
- tried to to be her own twin
- got a tattoo of the date my cat ate her litter of 4 after the 5th died
maybe i cant remeber them all but some were just having trouble understanding simple ideas
oh
- juggling is a form of magic
but thin bitches while not all fucking stupid are delusionaly narcissistic and self centered. mild bitches are rare average is almost gold
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>>731579449
>>731579520


God damn she is mouth watering

What absolutely delightful thiccness.
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Emma Watson has a stinky pussy !!!
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