Anybody else on /b/ actually find asses unappealing? Love tits

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>>731557261
>I have a gf, our favorite position is cowgirl and she's got a sizeable ass that my penis always rubs up against when we're showering and doing dirty stuff,

>>731557261
Nix the "both," typo.

>>731557357
***nothing*** special.

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>>731557261
I'm with you, dude.

TBH most of my friends who don't see the big deal about ass also tend to be straight dudes with pretty low-maintenance, low-drama relationships. Anecdotes and correlation, can't say it's linked to anything, but hey.

>>731557261
I'm bisexual and personally am not into female ani as much as male ones. The shape of the butt itself is appealing in both cases though.

I love fapping to big asses but I'm intimidated by them in intimate scenarios because my penor is small and I don't think I can penetrate

>>731557598
OP here
that's where I disagree, my own mind ties butts to sitting, shitting, lifting, and farting. Shape is irrelevant to me.

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>>731557598
rate my butt pls

>>731557585
OP here
While you have a point regarding that anecdotal evidence, I'll contribute in that me and my gf are almost drama free. It may be that your pals are putting too much focus on the ass and not the person.

I like tits more than pussi, also a nice firm ass amd hips tells me she's perfect for babymaking, pussi sorr of grosses me out but only cause it stinks sometimes, I suppose a hygienic puss is what it takes for me to not go eww. I've smelled some bad ones in my time.

>>731557880
OP here
Farting poop muscle/10

>>731558170
that's the anus you autist

>>731558170
what

>>731558257
Poop comes from in between those cheeks, and those cheeks are a muscle group you uneducated swine.

I find women in general unappealing lately but I think that's because the last one made me asexual.

>>731557261
>not inherent to women
There's a HUGE difference between woman ass and man ass though.
If you don't see it then you need to look at more of them. Both sexes. Like 1000 of each. Then you'll learn to appreciate what makes a woman's ass so special.
Orrrr you'll learn what makes a man's ass special, maybe. Just leaving that option open y'know.

>>731558167
You like to think so, but Harvard did a study concluding butts have little to no effect on child bearing and birthing.

>>731558442
you are SO autistic, but then so am I. I poop in an autistic manner so my cheeks stay fresh

>drop pants
>grab cheeks, spread
>sit down
>wetwipe after

>>731558559
This is a none argument given shape is largely irrelevant, they're the same smelly thing.

>>731558667
If that's how you see it then fine, I was just responding to the "not inherent to women" part.

>>731558666
Satan trips won't save you from the fact you neither care to understand butts nor what autism is.

>>731558755
That's merely my counter my man.

>>731557808
Just do it fag.

>>731558847
I dunno man this thread just makes me sad because just I love ass SOOOOOOOOOOOO much and it's tragic that you have a gf but can't appreciate hers.

>>731559105
I see it [smelly muscles] for what it is, but it's all preferences in the end. But the point to this thread is it seems ass-fetishism is hugely common now and I wonder if there are others like me out there.

>>731559414
no. no one is as autistic as you.

>>731558445
Do tell

>>731559414
I hope not.
Women with nice asses deserve more love than you can give.

>>731559669
You don't even know what that word means, fuck off until you can come up with a better insult and/or argument for /b/'s catchall buzzword for stupid/retarded.

>>731559752
You underestimate the preferences of women anon; part of the reason she's into me is because I don't want to grab her butt.

>>731559832
*instead of

>>731557880
Man/10
OP had me picturing beautiful plump asses in my mind and you had to go an make me limp
Fuck off, this is why god hates the gays

>>731560159
Kek

>>731560159
i have a nice butt though r-right?

>>731557261
psychologists proved ass obsession is low key homosexuality

>>731559677
Not much to tell really. Just two years of manipulative psychopath kind of turned me off for a while. The sex was very kinky but all the fucking with my head constantly wore me down. I'd have even been willing to look past the pussy stank but....I think I just need a long break now.

>>731560520
OP here
It's a good idea anon, that shit is terrible. Mentally unhinged people can be soul-crushingly difficult to handle, so tending to your own mental health is perfectly good.

>>731560509
Link plz wanna see that shit for myself

>>731560685
Indeed. I know nobody is perfect and we all have issues but I just went more nuts than normal with that one. Constant suicide threats, lying and cheating. Had a kid who she psychologically abused. Yeah that did it. Soul crushing is right. Just glad that what ever problems I have in life now at least that creature is someone else's problem now. Amazing how you don't quite see it when you're neck deep in that shit though.

>>731560953
stfu reznick

>>731557261
I prefer tits because for whatever reason I'm down for basically any type. But for asses, I have a very particular shape I like. As soon as it doesn't fit the criteria, boner is lost. So yeah, tits and pussy for days.

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>>731557261
girl butts are gross

>>731561052
I know what you mean, I grew up with a father who has bad PTSD from war and trust issues from an abusive home. He's a good guy otherwise, but when something brings out that damage in him he'd get real angry and mean. Took me a while to realize that trying to reason with him when he'd get that way is useless unless you're a shrink. He's way more chill these days but sometimes shit could get bad when I was an early teen.

>>731561495
Yuck

>itt gays justify why they dont like girl butts

Big butts correlate with big hips/big thighs=better child making

tl;dr: you're a faggot if you don't like thicc

>>731561870
1/10

>>731560509
>pseudoscientists discovered something using 5 people in a study who were bisexual

>>731561686
Yeah not even sure what made my ex a psycho but there must have been some sort of abuse or something in the past that she never told me about which is all the more weird, playing her cards that close to her chest. Or then again maybe some people are natural born psycho's or it's genetic or whatever. Her mom was a lying sociopathic whore too so there ya go.

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>>731557261
Never was a fan of big asses or tits for that matter. I'm more of a personality-man.

>And yes, I like to cuddle
>Or should I say, I'd like to....because I've never been held like that

>>731561992
What are you rating my post on? Your gay scale? You're right. My post was 1/10 gay.

You're a flaming faggot if you dont like ass/thighs/legs/hips

Men generally have broad shoulders and small, narrow hips/ass. Therefore you're more of a faggot if you don't "see what the big deal is" about big hips/ass.

>>731562084
It's magic man, you may get your chance.

>>731562147
It's time to stop posting, your weak shitposts won't ruse me man. Now take that last tidbit of troll food and go, li-ttle boiii.

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>>731562235
The last time I had a gf was 2005. I'm 28 now. It will probably never happen outside of my dreams at this point.

>>731562032
Then I wish you good luck anon, mental illness is poorly understood these days.

>>731562424
Must not have gotten very far I take it?

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>>731562525
It lasted 2 weeks.

>>731562698
Fug, sorry man. I wouldn't feel totally hopeless about it, because chances are you have a long way to go before dying.

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>>731562815
Hehe, I want to die everyday. I'm considering doing so before 35. Maybe even before 30.

>>731558100
Nice science there retard.

>>731563498
Suggestiin nig, not science. Science implies I'm making factual, concrete claims. In that post I was only humoring the anon and providing my own ideas for why that may be so.

>>731557880
okay/10

>>731564460
Kek

not at all my man, asking the wrong dude. tonguing, licking, smelling, fingering, it's all good when it comes to da booty. dream is to try farting one day with 10/10 cutie

>>731564974
This guy knows what's up.

Quite the opposite, I LOVE girl ass. I pretty much only watch anal and if a video doesn't have anal im not interested.

What I'm worried about is that sex in real life doesn't always keep me hard because no anal. What do I do?
Inb4 faggot

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>>731565195

>>731557261
Ass = humanity. You're not attracted to humanity because you're becoming a robot.

>>731565536
>implying

>>731565658
>Implying implications

>>731565784
>unless

>>731565283
Sex therapy.

>>731565829
>Implications are implied?

>>731566023
>implying implied implications

>>731557261
I aint never heard a straight man say he dont like ass

>>731566103
>unless

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Bro... come on asses are supreme.

>>731566123
You just did from me faggot.

>>731566354
>willfully ignoring the pooey traits inherent to ass

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>>731565410
>>731565195
>>731564974

>Fart fetish

Degenerates like this need to be gassed.

>>731566920
>What is hygene

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This is now an ass appreciation thread.

>>731557261
Fuck. No. Sweet asses are sweet. My wife's ass was so goddamned perfect I nearly wept the first time I held it. I have spent literally hours just looking at her, amazed at how perfect her ass is. She is absolutely incredible. Ten years later, two kids later, she is still perfect. Fuck you OP, you are an idiot, a gay fucking idiot; girl's asses are Shrek, girl's asses are life.

>>731567060
>Implying the asshole doesn't secrete shit 24/7

>>731566967
I'm one of the fart guys and I loved your pun.

>>731567060
Irrelevant, housing the porthole to shit and keeping muscular integrity in leg control is ass' only purpose.

>>731567330
Whatever, it still feels good as fuck to lick it and fuck it.

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>>731567253
>Implying it does

>>731567381
>licking an asshole
>fucking an asshole
fag detected

>>731567414
run your finger through your cheeks one morning and again at night without shitting the whole day, tell me how it comes out at night.

>>731557880
You're a stupid faggot/10

>>731567307
For fuck's sake. That pun wasn't even intentional. Didn't even realize until you mentioned it, somehow.

>>731567474
>He doesn't want to eat out a clean thicc girl in both of her holes
>Calls us fags

>>731567656
I think you just don't wipe good

>>731557261
Asses are the origin of human civilization. I'm not even joking. Asses are a huge contributor to our ability to run. They are powerful muscles, the part most people are attracted to isn't the shitting bit, it's the toned muscle that signifies a mate that can run. Asses are what outran everything on the savannah. Asses are what gave our brains the meat protein needed to develope. Respect them.

>>731567790
I'm both the first and two of your replies. I know fart isn't for anyone but I'm still on your side.

>>731567656
Fucking clean your asshole after shitting you goddamn degenerate. It only secretes what dissolves from sweating

>>731558667
The form of the ass and its softness makes a huge difference. You're either one of those asexual fucks with no testosterone in you or major closet faggot. A man who can appreciate a nice ass, also appreciates round feminine hips in a woman. Same thing with a woman's legs.

>>731565536
He's not wrong. Asses are almost unique to humanity and were critical to our survival on the savannah

>>731568002
Anon, I already covered this, gaydos fuck asses, I can't be gay if I don't like ass. Second, my GF and I like to fuck as ofte as we can. Touch and shape don't matter, it's just a varied model of the same pair of muscles that have a faint scent of shit and hammy sweat about them.

>>731567949
>>731567790
I fucking wipe my ass 5-7 times at a time with toilet paper you retards. Shit doesn't dissolve with sweat you fucking morons. Put your finger in your asshole right now, I bet it comes out brown

>>731567849
Is this pasta?

>>731562424
Do you at least talk to women? Making friends is the first step

>>731568282
It absolutely does. Also i think you should invest in a bidet if using toilet paper properly requires too much skill

>>731568291
No, but I've said something similar in another thread I'm sure. I read a book about it and was so fascinated I did more research. It makes a lot of sense that people evolved to be attracted to toned booty, because toned booty meant food in the early days

>>731568282
The fuck, I wipe quite a bit more than 5 to 7 times after a shit, and I fold the toilet paper over and wet it a little bit. You're not as hygienic as you think you are.

>>731568428
Fuck off pajeet! at least I can afford toilet papet. You people emulate bidets by poking holes in water bottle caps and blasting water into eachothers assholes.

>>731568659
Feathers, not dots

>>731568659
OP here, I wipe my ass with alcohol swabs when I even so much as suspect extra crap.

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If you don't like a nice girl ass, you're a fag

>>731568807
See the OP, because pic related here>>731555794 is really gay.

>>731569030
that's a guy, that's different

FEMALE asses are hot as fuck

sticking your finger down a chick's ass crack when you're making out is so arousing

>>731568604
>wetting toilet paper
FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING DEGENERATE!!

>>731569143
Not really, girl butts are just a bit rounder from the sides but they're pretty much the same.

>>731569351
they're a lot different all around, and the they belong to girls and contain female genitalia wedged between them

>>731569351
Except they're attached to a girl so they're made out of heaven and rainbows.

>>731569436
Actually the anus is between them and the genitals behind them. Once again: muscles associated with poop.

>>731569755
the pussy is wedged between the bottom of the ass cheeks depending on the chick's position

>>731569755
Ancient niggas used to eat girl poop for virility. Used to make the ol' dick hard as shit

>>731569801
Maybe if her lips are fat but the full vulva is behind the butt and in front of the woman at a downward angle.

>>731557585
Kek

>>731570577
GETS

>>731557261
Simeon Walter molests children.

>>731570669
Good for him.

>>731569755
Those arent the pooping muscles though. Those are running muscles. The pooping muscles are in the lower abdomen.

>>731570996
Association=/=source of, the poop hole is right in between, it makes no sense not to associate them with shit and farts.

>>731571132
No, it makes no sense to associate them with shits and farts you moron. Do you associate mustaches with smelling or jaw muscles with hearing?

>>731572428
False equivalence, even kids associate buts with pooping and farting, but angry fetishists like you try to discredit the permament relationship butts have with feces and flatulence.

>>731573336
*butts