Try and get her to block me

I am atheist

>>731549376
So would you mind if I slapped you around or are you into that?

>>731549727
>>731549617
Neither of these would work she is atheist and likes getting raped.

The afternoon my little sister won her first U.S. Open, I was also busy, having strenuous sex with David Solemn, a man I’d met earlier that morning at Dunkin Donuts. We did it on the white living room carpet in my parents’ new Connecticut house while the match was broadcast live on the big screen TV.

>>731550034
This girl isn't a normie get creative boys.

I fucking hate niggers

I wanna fuck you with a rake

>>731550424
Reroll for this

Maybe tell her you like to rape little children and you want her to join you.

I want to cum inside your ear canal baby . I fucking poo in loo

>>731550555
trips

>>731550555
winrar

>>731550424
Rerolling again

>>731550424
This is pretty in character for me. Get creative jesus.

Like, I just told her I would pay her 125 cents to let me give her AIDs and herpes and she still hasn't blocked me (or agreed).

Oh ship trips mayne

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>>731550555
Done. Lets see...

>>731550555
Where the fuck you at op? Get on it.

If I had a dollar for every time someone called me racist, black people would steal it from me.

>>731550669
Well then give us more information about her u fucking niggerboy

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Jesus christ all she could think to say was "lel"

>>731550955
Fake only retards say lel

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>>731550821
Now op finish her by starting a debate on whether Madara was the strongest character in Naruto. Trips demands it.

>>731550874
Basically a super depressed NEET who browses /x/ and talks about her stupid fucking ex all the time. She is not easily offended.

"Or, if your ear isn't close enough, perhaps you'd let me drill a hole in your skull and pump by baby batter directly into your brain"

>>731551166
Fucking good one brother.

>>731551166
Op here, waiting for a reply

>>731551018
She might be retarded. I can't tell tbh.

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>>731551369
Guaranteed retarded.

"Where do you live babe? If you're nearby, perhaps I could come over and drop a load in that dumb little head of yours. After all, it's always been my dream to fill a stupid girl's head with sticky goo"

I am actually 13 by the way.

>>731551632
I'm actually jewish and looking for your gold. Please be a good goy and give me all your gold.

Hey, there is this really cool song by DJ Khaled you should check out called "All I do is Win"

Do the last two together. If that doesn't get her nothing will.

I wasn't kidding about having aids

>>731551632
I am required by law to inform you that I commited a class 2 sexual offense and I am a registered sex offender

>>731552225
Roll

Send nudes or I'll fucking kill myself right now

>>731552200
Sent, waiting for a reply.

>>731552302
roll

>>731552225
Rollaids

>>731552302
I already have nudes. Quads gets em.

Have sex with me or I'll axe muder your family

>>731552302
lets roll

>>731552225
Rollablades

Come over and suck me off or I'll saw off your labia with a rusty steak knife

>>731552481
haha roll

Rill

>>731552354
Roll

>>731552225
Rollin

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Old girl stopped responding. New girl thinks I'm Chad. Dubs decides.

>>731552354
Isn't quads a little excessive?

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Nvm lel

>>731552643
Hey I need someone to pay for my cancer bills can you help?

>>731552714
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll rape your whole family if you don't let me ass fuck you

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>>731552643
This is who she thinks I am btw

>>731552654
I do what I want bitch

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>>731552899
Lel

>>731552818
roll tide

>>731552818
kek roll

Hey Cali I just wanted to let you know before things go to far that I'm a trans man and consider myself to be pansexual. I've expiremtned with every gender and have decided that today I enjoy fanny. I have Hepatitis C, autism, and type 2 diabetes. If you can't handle all this, you should just walk away

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>>731552979

>>731553118
Roll

>>731553118
ROLLLLLL

>>731553141
lemme see them titties bitch. face better be in the pic or I'll rape your dad

>>731553118
Roll

>>731553118
Rolll

>>731552979
Sorry just having a roid rage, how you doin' puppy dawg?

>>731553178
>>731553196
>>731553211
same fag

>>731553141
fuck meant to send that to my sex slave

>>731553211
Sent XD

>>731553271
roll

>>731553211
Winner winner tendie dinner

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>>731553270
Lell

>>731553271
roll to send to cali

cmon OP. if she hasnt given up by now on you then ya might as well ask her out before you murder her

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>>731553270
>imblying

>>731553271
roll for cali

>>731553376
She likes me she just has feelings for her ex so I am torturing her for it lel.

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>>731553271
Roll

Ask not Cali if she's willing to get a vagina mold so you can get an pocket pussy of her cooch. That way while she's being a little bitch about her ex you can still technically fuck her

>>731553479
ok OP
Listen carefully.
Tell her that her ex doesnt give a sit in a half anymore and you know for a fact that she already fucked 3 others.
Dont be beta OP. Tell her the fuck off.

Nothing pisses off a girl more than ugly truth
Especially when it directly relates to them

>>731553633
Lel winner

>>731553633
Alas m'lady, I said it because it art thine truth... now bend over

>>731553633
Way to steal the dubs for yourself. Now you have to message cali roll faggot

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>>731553633
OP dubbed himself?

>>731553875
Shit I'm retarded

>>731553687
i fucked up the wording.

Shit in a half*
he already fucked 3 others*
just hit her ovaries in half

>>731553837
god you're fucking dumb. Come suck me off before I come over there and beat the shit out of you with a pair of jumper cables

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>>731553833

>>731553837
I love the smell of my dog's farts

>>731554019
roll

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>>731553983

Want to have a 3some with me and my mom?

>>731554096
Roll

>>731554070
use the only weapon left.
UGLY TRUTH OP

>>731554096
roll

>>731554096
roll for this guy

>>731554096
Roll

>>731554200
Winner

>>731554019
Rolljj

>>731554070
Fuck ya mean?? I wear gucci hoe!! Now cum suck this genderfluid Benis

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>>731554096

>>731554070
Bitch, u high or some shit? Ya'll getting all crazy and posting sum doggy pics up on diz shit and yo ass dun know wut I is speaking bout

>>731554310
Lmfao rolling

>>731554375
Roll

>>731549915
Consent is hot.
>Wait for reply.
No, I mean the consent of the holy father.
I'm saving myself.

>>731554375
Henry Rollin's

>>731554317
Before you say no, you should know my mom says my dick is WAY bigger than my dads

>>731554317
Say "jk, the only threesome I need in my life is with the father, son, and Holy Spirit"

>>731554375
Roll an

>>731554618
Roll

>>731549376
How do you feel about pegging?

>>731554619
roll of this

>>731554375
Rolls Royce

Lol
https://youtu.be/RP_EzGps3bk

>>731554375
Rolling

>>731554375
Roll

>>731554618
Roll

>>731554375
Rollz

>>731554618
Rolling

>>731554618
Have to roll for this

>>731554375
Roolll

>>731554618
Rollanz

>>731554375
Rollio

Ok tinder girl isnt responding new rolls are for skype unless they are replies to tinder images specifically.

>>731554317
Madam, I require that you shall bend over so that I may smite thine anus with my mighty shaft. After which, I shall penetrate thine bellybutton with the most tense meat stick in existence. When said process is finished, I will proceed to ravage thy ear canal with my womb raider.

>>731555158
Tell skype chick you love her like a brother

>>731549376
Can I shove 24 chess pieces up your ass? King first.

>>731555222
Sent lel

>>731555222
Double triples. She has to respond

>>731555261
Roll

>>731552302
Rollin

>>731555261
Roll

>>731554715
Roll

Yeah I wanted to give you AIDs because I don't actually like you.

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Nobody was rolling dubs so I just typed whatever

>>731555927
roll

She found the thread one of you fuckers added her. I knew I should have censored the name lol.

>>731556349
>I knew
yea you did. but you fucked up fag.now the fun is gone and it's your fault

Anyone home ?

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>>731556563
At least she blocked me lel. I came buckets to this tbh but I can't handle blocking other people so I need to make them block me to get mental peace from the anxiety of not getting laid.

>>731557024
Fuqqqqq
Now I want to talk to her again why did I do this : ((((

>>731549376
>>731550555
>>731555222

Trips trumps all....
But here are others...
>>731550955
>>731551166
>>731552200
>>731552899
>>731553633
>>731553833