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Literally nothing manly about this hairstyle. Anyone who has

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Literally nothing manly about this hairstyle. Anyone who has this hairstyle should kill themselves immediately. Beta metrofags.
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>>731545056
Yeah, that is a fucked up look. Today's mullet.
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>>731545056
I'm gay for it
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>>731545056
Nothing manly about HAVING an hairstyle. Men are not cocksuckers they don't need to have fancy hairs...
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>>731545056
>2017
>walk into bar
>every guy has this haircut
> wtf
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>>731545056
u rite but girls don't get it and thats why this niggas get the girls
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>>731545615
We're at the point where you're unique for not having this lame haircut and stupid beard.
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ITT: newfag betas who can't grow a beard.

Also, having a hairstyle and maintaining it is more important than what it is. Shows you're on trend and care about your appearance.
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>>731545615
it's called fashion
look it up
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>>731546340
>on trend

translation: hipster faggot
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Shut up 4chan, this man is well groomed and looks magnificent. You are just mad because you can't even grow nice eyebrows
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>>731546340
wow look at me being smug about my beard and not having a retarded haircut

fuck you and fuck this pidgeotto lookin' ass trend
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>>731545056
The only problem with this is that his beard is too long.

When this whole bullshit became fashionable, there was a mad race to grow a good beard. Guys who grew them quick had an advantage.

But it's been 2 or 3 years now. Anyone who wanted a beard has had enough time to get done. But they still have the mentality that it needs to be as long as possible.
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>>731546545
Don't be so embittered bro. There's nothing wrong with keeping your finger on the pulse. The pros almost always outweigh the cons. It's just hair, but perception is more important.
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>>731546340
>having a hairstyle and maintaining it is more important than what it is.

>Shows you're on trend and care about your appearance.

Jesus Christ. Get some fucking testosterone. Real men don't need a faggot hairstyle to get women. I bet you take longer getting ready than most girls do because of your hip and cool style.
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>>731545056
I'm a gay guy who's into beards, and I think he's pretty hot.
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>>731547016
Women dig guys that actually make an effort. Maintaining personal style is part of that.
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>>731546952
>embittered

Ha. More like I have zero interest in the shallow women attracted to hipster faggots.
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>>731547016

Yeah because a haircut every 4 weeks and literally 30 seconds of putting in product each morning is really onerous.

Such a small thing really, and almost always has positive results.
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>>731545056
you seem pretty frustrated
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>>731545056
Why the fuck does every guy wanna look like a fucking terrorist?
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>>731546403
>fashion
>faggots

Pick 2
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>>731547016
Also, your reaction image, which I assume is supposed to be a real manly man laughing at me, shows a dude who obviously puts in an effort with his hair! Lol
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>>731546610
You're me 5 years ago.
Sorry, but you're about get ugly as Hell.
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>>731545056
you're right, the beard is not long enough.
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>>731545056
that hair with the hipster beard is literally this decade's permed mullet.

you know how fucking embarassing those pictures of guys from the 80s with that hair are? it's gonna be the same deal with this in less than 10 years.
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honestly unless you model your life after nick offerman, you cant call yourself a man, and a thick beard is defiantly farther that OP's little pedo stache
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Don't kinda makes me hard and want to swallow his jizz... But it's a lady penis.. so that's not gay!
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>>731546610
Trim your beard and stache , shit looks disgusting
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>>731546610

don't listen to a pleb, you're actually pretty cute, specially for a pasty ytboi
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>>731545056
Picture in the Dictionary under DOUCHE
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>>731547559
Ah, shit. Did I message myself this a few years down the line?

>>731547758
Don't be jealous mang.

>>731547794
thanks dollface ;- ))
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"kurt benz" on instagram

ultimate beta bitchboy

>>fake realtor
>>wears ripped jeans
>>dat hair
>>takes photos like "papparazi" took them ex; pic of him on his cell phone leaving the airport
>>used to be known as "kurt doom"
>>kurt doom was gay emo kid
>>drives old mercedes & has beat up louis vuitton duffle bag
>>lives off parents paying his rent/credit card
>>manchild
>>wants to be instagram famous
>>wears fake yeezys (if real ones werent gay enough)

>>kurt benz is a fucking fagget
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Nothing wrong with styling your hair bro. Men have been doing it forever. Even the masculine alpha-males of the 20s-50s
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Okay, be gentle.

The style in OP is popular because it's easy and usually means whack a little product, style and out the door and it's fashionable. Men in their late teens/early twenties want to be fashionable and presentable. Older men don't care which is fair enough because usually they have a set style but the majority of men between those ages want to:
1: be presentable and attractive.
2: be fashionable and "cool".

It's popular for a reason, not because everyone is a hipster. It's simple yet interesting and many people can pull it off.
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>>731547636
>call yourself a man
He's a fucking actor.
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>>731547016
>posts pic of well groomed guy with high maintenance haircut and hairstyle
Opinion disregarded
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Like my haircut?
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>>731548156
Shave the sides and back much shorter looks dumb
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>>731547927
Dude I'm not jealous, I'm legit trying to improve your beard, YouTube some beard trimming videos, your beard looks like whiskers
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>>731548156
Ching chong ding dong arrr rook saem
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>>731545056
the hairstyle?

what about the hairy face vagina?
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>>731547599

And in 10 years time you and your friends will get a brief chuckle out of it and move on with your lives. Totally worth it.
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>>731548156
Looks ok.

Maybe do something about that Adidas shit you're wearing, though.
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>>731547532
At least he looks manly you metrofag hipster manpurse.
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>>731545056
I had a swagman beard but I trimmed it and it looks better now.

My takeaway from this look is "vain douche"
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>>731548156
Don't shave the sides shorter, what he means is to get it faded on the sides and back
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>>731547599
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>>731547453
Kek
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>>731548129
He's also a carpenter and outdoorsman; typically manly traits
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>>731548484
Creating a strawman argument isn't going to make your plucked eyebrow, highly maintained hairstyle and facial hair pic look any less gay
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>>731548831
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>>731548156
How I do my hair now
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>>731545056

That's what we call a 'Hitler Youth Paul Bunyan'.
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>>731548751
I know. You're right. He's actually pretty cool.
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>>731548156

first impression: looks like a devo hat made of hair
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>>731548901
Well played
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>>731549014
Alright youn!

Fuck you doing up at this hour?
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Grow an actual beard. Get a real haircut.
Then realize it's either your personality or complete lack thereof which will get you laid.
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>>731549234
That guys beard and mustache is well groomed, and his haircut it is the same trendy one as ops just less off the sides
Your retarded
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>>731548362
if you have that style, you're never going to live it down for the rest of your life. every time a friend or your children see a picture of you with it, you're gonna get laughed at, and you'll have to make excuses for what the fuck you were thinking.
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>>731549234
there is nothing worse than black plastic frame glasses + enormous beard

it's hipster dialed all the way to 11
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>>731549403
For a style you claim to hate, your awfully passionate about it lol
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>>731547599

This guy fucking nails it. This decade's mullet sums it all up perfectly. Right down to the faggots here defending it as 'looking like you care about grooming'. HA! Git the fuck out with that conformist bullshit line.
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Someones jelly they can't pull it off
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>>731545056
Id sit on that face fo sho
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>>731549538
i'm passionate about laughing at faggots, i really am
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>>731545056
I'm gonna admit, that I can't grow a beard like that. And I've not got that oval head shape that everyone who is considered "good looking" has.

When I don't shave, and wear sunglasses, I've been told that I look a little bit like Johnny Depp. But that doesn't really make be feel any better. I still wish I could pull off OP's pic.
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>>731545056
whachu want
death to synths
say no more
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>>731548156
Rooks rice fie outta fie
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>>731549601
Not sure what your stance is on this issue, you seem to go both ways on it
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itt: dumbasses

get over it, TRUE alphas have whatever fucking hairstyle they want to without the approval of others. You're the real beta fag if you don't get something just because someone else doesn't like it.
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>>731549601
>not getting a haircut because its conformist,

Well go get a special snowflake cut and be like everyone else who "isnt a conformist"
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>>731549509
Prescription glasses and a year plus worth of growing a beard does not a hipster make
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>>731548284
>>731549848
Same fag can't even make a good joke
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>>731545056
yeah. i suppose everyone should have thin, lanky, long and greasy hair with a fashionable neckbeard and fedora amirite?
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>>731545056
Are you a trap by any chance?
>>731545615
Yep, you cant do it anymore gotta go back to my regular shoter sides and 5 o clock shadow
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>>731548267
this, it's scruffy. give it a comb and a trim, try washing it from time to time too.
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>>731550138
regardless of whether you are, this picture screams hipster to me

it doesn't really matter i'm just bitter right now.
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>>731550156
Ooooooh no no no i am reary asan

Oooooh rook rike advatisement tryin tell us sumting
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>>731549403

Congratulations on being so confident and non-conformist that the potential and brief laughter of imagined people in 10 years is enough to influence your behaviour today.

It's going to be super satisfying when you get presented with the Golden Achievement Certificate for Not Having An Embarrassing Haircut Ten Years Ago. Your heart will swell with pride and people will shower you with praise.

Laughing at the dumb things you did when you were younger is a part of life. And being able to laugh at yourself is important.
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>>731548102
how'd you get so good at typing with a dick in your mouth
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>>731550327
You've been called patches before haven't you?
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>>731549806
Every fucking game now includes the hipster bullshit option.
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W-what if i have the hitler youth haircut, but no beard?
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>>731550451
hahahaha so you admit you're already laughing at yourself and calling it a mistake?

looks like my posts in this thread were very effective.
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>>731550474
look man, my beard is fine. it's a little sparse on the sides but it's not bad

you have handlebars for cock sucking, don't talk down to me.
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>>731550307
Nah scruffy can pass as a style if done right, his looks like pubes
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kinda true i have a very similar look, until one day i went to a local brewery......... and every single broke dick beta male in there had the same look ... i shaved and cut my hair and 2 am drunk AF in the bathroom ever went back f beards
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>>731550625
Hes saying who cares if someone a decade from now thinks you look gay, not that he thinks he looks gay right now
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Someone post the nazi SS soldier with the sexy Alpha hairstyle
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>>731546403

re-evaluate your life and then consider ending it
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ITT
Guys who can grow beards
Vs
Guys who can't
Vs
Neononconformists
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>>731550138
>Confirmed for hipster.
>Confirmed for faggot.
>Confirmed for an imbecile without personality that relies on a idiotic ironic beard (The irony here is that sport a manly beard are now used by nancy arse cucks) to fit in with other faggots and girls. But still is rejected by men. Real men.
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>>731548156
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>>731550625

I'm saying that times change and trading off looking sharp in the moment for potential future embarrassment is kind of stupid, especially for something as trivial as a haircut
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>>731545056
>creates this same thread every day
Bro, did you get cucked by a guy with this haircut?
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>>731548156
rook rike fagget azn
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What if someone only has the haircut?
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>>731551161

did you get cucked by any guy in 2017*
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>>731548156
Kai?
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>>731545056
Oh, look. This thread again.
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>>731551311
Noo is me, tojo
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Get on my level.
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>>731551161
>>731551410
It's been almost a week since i started this thread. The fuck you talking about?
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>>731546340
>on trend

Tits or gtfo
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it's just a haircut. relax
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paul bunyan faggot pancake the hairstyle.
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Will the hipsters shave their heads now?
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Manbuns are way worse tbqh
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>>731550769
Matt Bomer
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>>731550969
Can I have a coffee please?
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>>731552125
of course sir, it would really help if you told me what kind of coffee, you know since we have a thousand fucking flavors and prices
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>>731550138
You look fucking retarded. That beard is too long and it doesnt go with the haircut.
You look retarded. Stop.
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>>731547333
People tend to underestimate the benefits of ritualistic behaviours. A steady routine does wonders for the mind, and if your routine involves some personal maintenance, then the benefits you reap from it sinply multiply. There's time to think, time to reflect, time to plan, and if you're doing all this while trimming wayward whiskers or taking care of your body, that's a two-birds/one-stone process. Hell, if half the neckbeards on 4chan had the initiative required to take their time maintaining appearances, there wouldn't be so many fucking neckbeards on 4chan.
>TLDR: bathe, you stupid cunts. You might get laid.
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>>men who care what they look like

oh, you mean faggots
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>>731552398

Eh. I'll go elsewhere. I just wanted coffee, not a coffee experience.
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>>731548156
When I buy my man whores on baxkpage they all have top knots like you.... These are handles I use when I'm mouth fucking you
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>>731546610
good look dont listen to these retards
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>>731548156
looks like shit no offense
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I can't even been hip if I wanted to, I am just waiting for it all to go so I can rock a comb over
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ITT: Beta fags who blame other dudes on why they can't get laid and worry what other guys look like
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Got sidecut with slick back and beard, u jelly? Women fucking love that shit. Young love men with superior genetics (No inferior balding genes) sorry balding faggots, you are inferior.
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>>731553106
Good, i really dont have all day to figure out what in gods name you meant by coffee, why dont you go to mcdonalds and ask for "a burger" with "a soda"
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This thread is a clusterfuck of basement dwelling autists and computer programming social retards.
EQ>IQ faggots
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>>731553972
> has a faggy haircut
> thinks he has superior genes
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>>731545056
I have that same beard
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>>731551555
>implying a thread can last a week
>implying it doesn't say when you created the thread
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>>731554012
get a cup, put coffee in it, put water in it. ask if they want milk, add that if needed. hand cup over. its not that complicated. did that take you all day?
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>>731553669
dude just go completely bald and wax it... it actually be a legit look, especially with the beard
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>>731545056
>getting your jimmies rustled over others hair
Dude, you need something in your life to go be you a purpose.
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>>731554120
Women don't think it's a faggot haircut when they are drooling on my cock.
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>>731554534
I won't shave it all the way. I have done it before and don't care too much for it.
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>>731545056
It doesn't work for unattractive people, so I'm assuming you're unattractive.
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>>731547231
you sound lonely. i used to be like that. i hated anything trendy, and one day, i started putting my hair up. the effects were immediate. When i looked in the mirror i saw something to be proud of, and people complimented me a lot more. i felt lkike people gave a shit about me. now i actually talk to people and my social anxiety is nearly gone. its amazing what a lil but of care for yourself can do.

i havent wanted to kill myself in months. i love my life now
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>>731547016
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>>731554819
ok sorry man just trying to help.. personally think it looks way better completely bald rather than balding
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>>731545056
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me you little conformist bitch? I'll have you know I graduated by the skin of my teeth in all my courses in community college and I've been making fucking pottery for my whole life and I listen to underground only music. I am trained in whining and I'm the top douchebag in Starbucks. You are nothing to be but a fucking conformist. I will wipe you the fuck out with shit so underground it's in China, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying this shit to me over a fucking conformist site like Facebook? Think again, copy. As we speak I'm contacting my manager at Barnes and Noble and he's got connections with every Apple store manager this side of the Mississippi, and your IP address is being traced so you better prepare for man slaps you little maggot. The man slaps that will knock you on your ass. You're fucking dead, conformist. I can get in my Prius and be anywhere in a matter of hours, anytime and I can berate you in 700 ways, and that's just in English. Not only am I able to speak languages no one else speaks, but I have access to your Twitter account and I will use it to its full extent to wipe out all your followers you little mainstream junkie. If only you could know what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon yo, maybe would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the full price you goddamn mainstream loving bastard. I will shit classic literature all over you, and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, conformist.
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>>731546610
Bryce?
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Sup faggots
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>>731555157
I shave my head with a triple zero because I am bald as fuck I just don't Bic it because I don't like the way it feels.
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>>731555639
i gotcha
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>>731545056
>Literally nothing manly about this hairstyle. Anyone who has this hairstyle should kill themselves immediately. Beta metrofags.

literally this
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>>731555498
Why are you taking pictures in a public shitter
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ITT: Self-loathing men-babies with bad hair and low test.
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>>731546340
but you can be trendy and not have that fucking haircut, every hipster, autismo and everything in between has it.
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>>731555908
It's work and it was for a ladyfriend. No idea why it decided to rotate.
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>>731553669
I feel like you fuck the hottest blonde bitches at rodeo shows.
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>>731553669
>skinheadtrash.jpg
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>>731545056
Literally nothing manly about sperging out about things on 4chan.
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>How to trigger beta metrofags 101

Well done op. You triggered /b/
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>>731557575
>reaction images after 2010
>posting from a mobile device
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>>731557125
Well I did fuck blonde chicken once but she was fat and had a lazy eye....true story
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>>731558052

like we would have a hard time believing that
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>>731545056
t. Beta cuck who look like trash with superior right-wing hair style
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>>731558342
She stole my innocents. She also had a hairy asshole and giant tits. I was able to look pass the gut and lazy eye.
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