dubs

No haha i was asking for a friend

You're one disrespectful little harlot, aren't you? Not all of us have become so degenerate that we can't get off without a marathon of sex.

>>731534666
Winrar

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>>731534666
hahaaaaa

>>731534874
Actually never been able to come with a woman. Are you up for the challenge?

>>731535100
reroll

I browse 4chan and send text messages based off repeating digits

If people tried this in the UK, we get unmatched straight away! Teach me the ways

>>731535188
im retarded but dub dubs have spoken

>>731534557
I can actually last 10-20 minutes haha, but the longest someone has fucked me in the ass is 8 minutes :/

>>731535311
HOLY SHIT DUDE DONT STOP

i suck so many nigger peckers and was hoping you like to also

Send nudes so I know just what I'm getting into.

if you go knuckle deep in a cats ass, the sound makes is like a siren

>>731535406
if i get dubs again i will shit

>>731534874
Well anyway, I've got a banana with your name on it. Bet you'll never guess where it is!

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>>731535100
ndjdjdif

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.

I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.

You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.

Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.

But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.

You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>731536135
Reroll

>>731536197
this copypasta is too overused

>>731536197
>>731536135
most retarded meme fuckoff and come up with something new you parrot faggot

Would you do a guy with phismosis?

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hey guess what im the king of africa

>>731535990
Basically I can only cum while listening to ASMR in complete darkness and isolated from any human contact.

>>731536389
not realistic enough. she'll realize were fucking with her immediately.

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Use this picture and say "I'm the funniest memester on the web. Fuck me maybe?"

>>731536311
Winrar

>>731536583
This guy was a national treasure.

>>731536944
Wasted dubs you fucking waste of cum.

Do you mind to finger my ass? It's the only way to make me cum.

Ask if she's into scat porn.

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>>731536311
>>731536944
>>731537177
OP, do all three.

>>731536389
I love ASMR

So will your waifu pillow get jealous? Mine won't because it won't know ;) ;) ;)

>>731537177
>Wasted dubs
look who's talking faggot

Rolling for "You tryna take it in the pooper?"

>>731537393
Reroll because that fucking hurt just writing it...

Yo! It be time fo' sum history teachin'!

tbh i'm into nipple clamps with the car battery

>>731537508
reroll

OP, you still around? You have some shit to send this cock goblin.

Lemme tell you about the jews

In France they have a big problem with honor killings and women in burqas, so they appointed a qt arab girl to look after the women.

What the actual fuck happened to your goddamn face? You look like a jew fucked a reptile.

>>73153764

Reroll

poop on my dick

>>731537393
Rolling for cringe

>>731537792
this

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Send this

>>731537980
Seconded

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>>731536311
nfkfkfk

>>731537980
You can't send pictures of Tinder you gigantic faggot.

oh yeah and send the girl "i have herpes"

>>731537980
dubs

>>731537980
checked

>>731538169
>>731538196
no way

i'd like to be tied up, preferably to a lamppost or mailbox on a quiet suburban street

>>731538222
and trips wow

Asking for a friend

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she is horny lets do this

>>731538359
I actually have autism. Thanks for being insensitive. You're certainly part of Trump's America.

Please be my princess, or I swear to god I will murder your entire family.

>>731538222
>>731537980
i got trips

>>731538471
dubs get

Send her a pic of your dick OP

>>731538233
dubs get

>>731538359
Im sorry my room mate srole my phone. Im back and locked my door. So tell me something you never told anyone

>>731538604
Dubs get

Sorry, just a bit nervous talking to a girl as pretty as you. Could I take you out for dinner?

>>731538359
Sorry, I have autism. Autism spectrum disorder is a serious neurodevelopmental disorder that impairs a child's ability to communicate and interact with others. It also includes restricted repetitive behaviors, interests and activities. These issues cause significant impairment in social, occupational and other areas of functioning.

>>731538706
It also makes you a huge fucking queer. Kill yourself and chlorinate the Genepool you fucking degenerate.

>>731538812
Why so mad friend?

>>731538900
vgjbhk.njlkm;l

>>731538900
>>731538812

Fucking waste of dubs you faggots. Stfu please.

>>731538812
>actually having autism

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>>731538604
>>731538633
djdjd

>>731538706
roll for this

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>>731538900
jdkdjd

M'lady, I will do anything to make up for the atrocious behavior to which you have been subject too. I have multiple contacts within the armed forces, and will not hesitate to be your knight in shining armor should the need arise.

>>731539551
Reroll

Do you like black penises as much as i do?

>>731539577
FUCK YES

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>>731539577
Check em

>>731539413
Can we role play? I've always wanted someone to butter my asshole while they place a slice a bread in their pussy. I'll squirt the butter on the toast, while you scream, "I can't believe its not buuuuuuutterrrrrrr!"

>>731534557
By the way you are the cuttest girl alive without any doubt... Let's fuck?

>>731539739
reroll

>>731539631
Rerrol

There was never a "holocaust", but there should have been and, rest assured, there WILL be, as you serpentine kikes richly deserve one. I will not rest until every single filthy, parasitic kike is rounded up and slaughtered like the vermin that they are. The White man has had more than enough of international jewry and we are fully prepared to smite the parasite for the millionth time. The greedy, hook-nosed kikes know that their days are numbered. As for the Muslims, they and the jews share the same goal: to conquer and control all. The difference is, unlike the jews, the muslims lack intelligence; he lacks forethought and contingency, ration and cunningness. Thus, the muslims are easily predictable and will doubtlessly fail. The insidious jew, however, has the shrewdness to succeed, and the jews are currently doing as much. we must annihilate the more dangerous of the two and enslave the other.

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>>731539413
>Why so mad friend?

Topkek

>>731539943
Reroll

>>731539700
winrar

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>>731539700

>>731539700
winrar

Do you ever touch yourself while looking at black penis? Because I do

C'mon OP, don't be a you-know-what

>>731539413
Are you open to the idea of me gouging out one of your eyes and cumming on your cerebral cortex?

>>731540631
rolllll

>>731540342
Roll on dis

>>731540631
rollolololol

how do you feel about anal urination

>>731540631
Reroll

Your tits look pretty lopsided, is that normal or do you have a condition? (id still suck them tho XD xD lol feel me?)

Would you slap my face with your peenus?

>>731540888
OOOOOOOOOOHHHH!!!

>>731540966
OHHHFSDHFLDSKFHD

>>731540888
Oh the trips
Also, OP is a fag

You owe me a 10 second car

>>731541011
W H A T T H E N I G G E R

>>731541011
.

adding my own roll

>guaranteed to get her to bite and get yourself put on tumblr

"lol i just saw a fat girl jogging, i bet her roommates hate having to smell her rotten gooch sweat size xxxxl panties pile up in their clothes basket"

if youre still down you can come over whenever id love for you to pop a squat on me and take me to brown town if you get my drift

I'll fuck you and see if your dad does returns

>>731541177
winrar

>>731541177
>brown town

Detroit?

what say we get a case of tussin and go nuts?

>>731541011
dOES IT turn yOU On if I CAll yU mOMMY-sISTER-chAN

>>731541177
Doubledubs of truth.
OP is excelling at faggotry.
Roll:
Finger in my buuuuuum from you would be heaven

(re-rolling)

dOES IT turn yOU On if I CAll yU mOMMY-sISTER-chAN

(rolling 1 more time)

dOES IT turn yOU On if I CAll yU mOMMY-sISTER-chAN

Hey we can use my black destroyer if you can take it all. Just need to clean my shit off of it.

>>731541623
Reroll

>>731541662
>>731541623
Rerull

>>731541623
Rerrull

>>731534557
Mom ? You still there?

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This is now a Spider-Man thread

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>>731541884