Ask a 25 year old Vice President at Goldman Sachs anything

No thanks, saged.

>>731530150
Does Trump coddle the balls? Or is he just the sloppy type?

>>731530223
He's just a fan boy honestly.

Which undergraduate degree is better in terms of earning potential, work/life balance, etc... Finance or Accounting

It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven.

Remember this when the meek inherit the Earth and you are hiding for your life from the uprising of the proletariat.

Rise Comrades!!!

Where should I stash 50k?

Any investments in cryptocurrencies? Any tips?

>>731530389

Finance has higher earning potential but more volatile in nature and stability, Accounting is a more stable work life balance with a decent quality earning potential, but very few bean counters become actually rich. I'm Finance myself.

>>731530389
Not OP, but it depends of what kind of accounting you go into in regards to work/life balance. I think most people go for Finance if their focus is on earnings potential. You can still make a very nice living as an accountant though.

>>731530523

Always the Cayman islands.

>>731530389
Not Op, but Accounting is better. I'm 6 years into career in finance, and still jobs ask for experience or degree in accounting for desired qualifications. Doesn't work the same the other way around.

>>731530592

Nope. Too risky for my blood.

>>731530150
Would you hire someone with a degree from some place like Harvard Extension, Columbia General Studies, Penn LPS, etc?

can you donate some money to me??

Salary?

Are cd ladders worth investing in?

>>731530813

I'd laugh at someone with a degree from some place like Harvard Extension, Columbia General Studies, Penn LPS, etc. But then again, they would never make it past screening anyway.

>>731530910

Sure, for a small small fee of...

Since the interest rates are low, where do we get the best percentage to invest in?

>>731530933

All about your risk profile, brah

>>731530458

You know what the easiest method for preventing the poor from revolting against any given system is? Tell them that it's wrong to be rich and good to be poor.

You have been conned.

>>731530150

Post screen cap of bank account balances

>>731531099

Hold the market. Always.

>>731530946
Thanks anyways GS Anon.
How about instead, would you consider revealing some hints about FX algos?
what timeframe do they operate on, what times of days are important in determining what they do?

>>731530150
at what point does our fiat money system collapse? What is the final straw that triggers the derivative time bomb since we both know bi lateral netting does not work?

>>731530389
Not OP but I am pursuing ACCA, which is accounting qualification but you can go into finance with it (obviously nothing hardcore). If you want to earn 6 figure salary within 3 years of starting, be prepared to work 10 hours weekdays and every other weekend!

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>>731531224
Cash accounts anyway

>>731530150
what are the universities you recruit from most for undergraduates?

>>731530150
what division? which office?

>>731531625

Ivy plus your normal top 30 but a huge emphasis on Tech lately. Many people are surprised to learn IT is 1/3rd of our firm.

>>731531823

IMD, 200 W

>>731530150
nigger

>>731531947
We don't dabble in that commodity exchange.

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>>731532061

underrated post

>>731530150
what are my odds on the quant team or as a trader at GS if my gpa is fucked bc I cared more about interest in classes (engineering and math), took grad classes as sophmore and reached to phd level class as a senior?

Currently work for a hedge fund. Making solid progress becoming the head trader (25 year old). but still want to be at GS.

>>731532327

What is fucked? 3.4 plus solid experience and some grit? Why the hell not.

>>731532474
3.2 unfortunately. nuclear engineering to be specific from UofMichigan. Come with some solid strategies capable of generating 3M+ a year. Ik it's small, but consistent and only of about 3-4M of capital so solid return.

Being at a small state school do i have any chance of finding a decent job in finance?

>>731532867

Still possible. You're best bet is to network and have a referral, They're taken very seriously.

>>731533008

Depends on what you bring to the table, GPA, Classes taken, internships, etc. IT will be harder to get noticed and land the interview though.

>>731532474
>>731530150
what should i invest in and what jobs should i take that would make me look good for getting a job in goldman schs or any banks

you know stuff like getting into sales jobs for sales experince also what exactly happened to relter companies durring the houseing bubble calapse ??

What's your sex life like?
Know any wolf of wall street types?

>>731533090
Word! thanks for the tip.

>>731530150
do you agree that GS is trying to to be too PC and hiring mediocre people just to be "more diverse"?

Where did you graduate

>>731533335

More women that fall into this category but not minorities.

>>731530150
how does it feel knowing we are coming for you and all of your wall street friends soon?

>>731533251

Nothing that crazy but not mundane. More Mad men plus blow if you want a TV reference. That's just New York in general

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>>731533536

Gruppe Sechs

>>731531869
when you say this, does this mean tech degrees or technical universities? Or rather universities known for tech? Also, what would you do if your uni does not offer business/finance?

>>731530150
If you had to get married how would you make it so the bitch couldnt steal from you?

>>731530150
what do you think about cannabis OP? im not talking about penny stocks either

>>731531010
lmao fag

>>731534572
Get a prenup and don't be a little bitch.

>>731534342
If you have to ask, you're at the wrong place.

>>731534898
but are prenups even worth the paper because they get thrown out when the judge sees the waterworks?

>>731534722
I don't love it for the long haul. It's not something newly disruptive, no IP protection, and the intrinsic value is problematic at best.

>>731535046
Fake news

>>731530946
How do you view degrees in history? Specifically, history related to law and /pol/itical science. I've heard it can look good on resumes due to the "critical thinking" and "analysis skills" and all that, but I assume that's just bullshit. Tempted to go for one of said degrees myself, I absolutely adore both history and English, but if it doesn't or won't work I'm tempted to go into finance or accounting.

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>>731531499
I hope you mean workdays? otherwise i'm pissed about my hippydippy BS Environmental Science (although I do get paid to walk around in the woods and talk to bears, so I got that going for me...)

>>731535307

It's not a deal breaker but you need something else to set you apart from the crowd. Most entry level candidates are the same on paper, the program and degree helps with the relevant extras.

>>731535219
Canada has been making serious scientific advancements in extraction and other pharm techniques with the plant and I think there is a lot of money to be made up there. My current plan as a dispensary and grow owner is to move to Spain and work for the government over there to produce process and dispense in a couple of the large cities. Have the in with the govt over there.

>>731535423
Suggestions for something to add onto it?

>>731535452
Lots of competition but best of luck to you

>>731530150
Chinese peepole

>>731530150
JEWS! JEWS! JEWS! *inhales deeply* *begins foaming at the mouth* FUCKING BIGNOSED JEW KIKE!!!

Post proof or gtfo

>>731532061
kek'd

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>>731530150
have you dabbled in trading and what is your sharpe ratio? mine is .75 but im just 22 so i have yet to build a big fortune

>>731535625

Slapping that ass like it was a dreidel

>>731535869
I'm not a trader

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>>731535869

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>>731530150
So how's it feel to have destroyed America?

>we all know everybody's going along with the "emperors-new-suit" story cause they're too scared of the alternative, but you do realize you're gunna be the first ones to face the firing squad (or madam guillotine or the cross or what ever else we think will get us justice) once the little boy shouts loud enough.

>>731536075
Enlighten me on how GS destroyed America, Bernie.

>>731535996
>'m not a trader
you should dabble in it, it gives you a better overview of the bigger picture once you get used to it all. I suggest starting with some slow trend trading

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>>731536179

do you have any advice on how to land a job at a hedge fund or private equity firm?
my degree with be in finance, but I'm not going to a top 30 or ivy league school so what else can i do to get me noticed or am i fucked?

any advice on how to network to make more connections??

>>731536356
go out on the streets and punch niggers

>>731530150
No thanks, faggots like you are cancer

>>731536179
CDOs, you said 25yrs, so i'm guessing you were around for when America died in 2008?

>when you make money without anything to support it's agreed upon (imagined value) you make it worthless

>>731536356
join masonry and other trap fraternities, lose yourself climbing ladders.

>>731535381
weekdays are workdays...

>>731536356
>rub hands together
>rue the common man

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>>731530150
How do I get the big monies so the ladies will like me?

Heres how I know if you really work there.

Whats lloyd like to do while eating his favorite food?

No I will not say how I know this...OP its your job to know this since you work for him

>>731536580
yeah i'm drunk and misread that...

>>731536735
You fuck her right in the pussy

do you own any silver, gold or bitcoin?

>>731536473

Because 2008 was the first time we traded equities here in America? Or because a corporation took insurance, you think its to blame?

>>731536059
wuzzat?

>>731537125
Stay golden

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>>731530150
Why does Goldman Sachs have 12,000 VPs? Honest question.

>>731536996
Favorite food as in Edith's sweet black pussy?

>>731537272
So we can title drop B

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any KELLEY grads here?

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>>731537386
Impressive, Very Nice

>>731530150
1 hows it like being a banker
2 do they treat you like shit
3is every one a nerd or an aplha male
4 is every one out for them selves do they eat you up if they see you as weak??
5 is there a lot of bullying
6 do women get treated like whores?
7 do you feel ashamed of what you do
8 whats the pay like??

>>731530150
are you gay how do gays get treated

what uni did you go to?

>>731537262
silver is where it's at, blown out GSR and getting bigger. PM prices are suppressed and
when the suppression ends. (and it will)
Deutche Bank emails that came out show clear rigging. it' only a matter of a time before ends.
what price do you see gold and silver reaching once the manipulation ends?

>>731538106

1. As good as it sounds.
2. Nope.
3. Depends on the area but more alpha than nerd.
4. You will be eaten alive if you cannot hold your own at the firm. Builds very strong employees which is why very few people retire from here, GS employees are very attractive C-suite recruits.
5. No, Not bullying.
6. No, too much to loose with lawsuits. Blatant sexism isn't economically viable.
7. Never.
8. As good as you would think. I've never had a bonus under 5 figures.

>>731538141
large state school

>>731530150
OP whats your opinion of a CFA

>>731539180
Smart move.

>>731538106
>>731538548
>>731530150
4.
4. You will be eaten alive if you cannot hold your own at the firm. Builds very strong employees which is why very few people retire from here, GS employees are very attractive C-suite recruits.

what does that mean and how can one toughen them selves ??

>>731534972
well, I go to UC Berkeley. Some say this is good enough, others say its not because of it being a public school. What are your thoughts?

>>731530150
do you take dicks in the ass

>>731530150
How many covered calls do you do a month?

>>731530150
OP I have a MBA and I am enrolled in a CFA class this August. Want to hire me? pls lol