W-welcome to general advice w-with Alice3D! H-hello, Anonymous!

>>731520756
I am newfag so I have to ask you are real female and not another fucking trap, right?

Hey, it's the lady that reminds me of my deceased wife, how's your day, love?

>>731520844
She is. Hello Alice! Give Nano a birthday hug for me.

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tell me why piss comes out in like 3 streams pls

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>>731520756
So.... that's what's on the other side of the bed.... neat... happy birthday to Nano!

>>731520756
Oh hey you come up alot (:

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>>731520844
I am a b-biological girl.

>>731520970
A-absolutely!

>>731520983
I-it doesn't.

>>731521020
A-actually the little black thing is an E-enderman plush I was given

Alice, why don't I feel as much emotionally as I used to?

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>H-hello, Anonymous!
>D-do you need a hug?
>A f-friend?
>S-someone to talk to when you're feeling l-lonely?
Yes I do.
Actually aside from the hug I even have that. Sadly there's no hugging via internet

>>731520844
Yes. Real but retarded.

>>731520756
>5th of april
2/10 bait for getting a reply

>>731520756
Why are you wearing shoes on your bed? Your going to get it dirty.

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Go to your computer screen.

Put this picture on full screen.

Then, choose one of your Alice pictures to respond to the image on your computer screen.

>>731521020
i see a bottle of bleach and a glass of fermenting something-or-other

alice, are you ok?

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>>731521034
I p-post everyday, d-dear. <4

>>731521102
T-that sounds like anhedonia. I would s-seek medical attention i-immediately.

>>731521144
*wraps her arms around you and hugs you tight*

>>731521149
I am h-hardly retarded.

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>>731520756
2hu is fag

>>731521239
why would she do that?

>>731520756
Post more pics of your legs in that high heels

>>731521323

Because tomorrow is Cinco de Mayo, aka 5/5.

It makes perfect sense.

Why do you have to type like a fucking child molester

can i get a mcchicken

>>731520756
>General with help alice3d
Nigga u wot

My wife threw me out

i don't know who nano even is

>>731521268
The psychiatrist said I should take pills but I am afraid

>>731520983
Probably cause the tip is sticky so small parts of it are still stuck, creating two streams

The girl I love won't talk to me anymore.

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>>731520756
How does an overly obese 25 sheltered by overbearing parents and homeschooled with low social interactions go about finding a relationship? Or at least find a way to learn?

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>>731521253
N-no, that's coconut o-oil, dear.

>>731521239
C-challenge accepted!

>>731521324
I'll be streaming in them~

>>731521365
Y-yes, and N-Nano was born on the 4th of May~ M-May the 4th be w-with you.

>>731521500
If they were recommended by a d-doctor I would definitely take them.

>>731521426
G-general advice thread b-before my stream.

>>731521479
N-Nano is my tiny p-pupper!

>>731520756
happy birthday puppy! and hi Alice

Yesterday was my birthday and I didn't get a happy birthday hug :(

>>731520756
What's with the s s s stutter? You a fucking ruh ruh ruh retard?

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>>731520756
Alice are you ever worried about people wanting to find you and kill you based on the objects in the back ground of every post you've made slowly collecting data to locate you?

Why do you make those threads, I mean why? Whats the point?

Also nice stockings & heels, haz a headpat.

>>731521268
Why are you coming here? You seem innocent.
Shoo.

>>731521650
>I'll be streaming in them~
will there be dildos involved?

>>731520756
Your legs look very good in pantyhose, keep wearing them

>>731520756

nice stockings

Did u add a Greek guy on skype recently? From vivor?

thought you meant nano the singer... :(

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>>731521652
H-hello!

>>731521668
O-oh I'm sorry, Anonymous! *wraps her arms around you and hugs you tight*

>>731521721
N-no because I've doxxed myself t-twice.

>>731521726
T-to help Anonymous, o-of course!

>>731520756
so this girl didn't come to finals cause her pet rabbit died i was so confused cause i've killed rabbits and dogs and shit and walked away without a care in the world why does she care so much plz explain

>>731521890
WE don't need your cancer, you piece of shit.

>>731521721
Wtf kill?

>>731521737
newfag gtfo

>>731521696
>>731521721

i jejed

>>731521890
>T-to help Anonymous

you are not helping

>>731520756
THIS IS AUTISM HOLY FUCKING SHIT

The concept of these threads is sort of silly IMO, but the purpose is admiral. I can't knock that.

But the typed stuttering is retarded. Getting rid of that would be a big improvement.

Otherwise, carry on.

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>>731521452
Oh my.... what was her rationale?
>>731521615
Did something happen?

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I'm bored, can I have a hug?

>>731520756
ever sent nudes on the internet?

>>731520756
F-fucking kill y-yourself you n-nigger attention w-whore.

>>731522017
This is like the most quality thread on b right now, fuck off.

>>731521890
As in your shit got leaked twice?

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>>731521268
>I am h-hardly retarded.

Okay, because these threads are super normal.

>>731522098
Still trying to figure it all out

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>>731521737
I w-would like to think that I am~

>>731521780
N-not there will not be <4

>>731521784
T-thank you~

>>731522128
Kys betaboy

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Cirno is the strongest!

How do we know you're an actual girl?

>>731521890
Hello alice and happy birthday to nano !!
Yes i would like a hug pls :)
And i want an advice , i like this girl that works in a place next to mine , we talk a bit from time to time and i wanna ask her out , how do i do it Alice ?? Pls help me Xoxo

>>731522128
This is the gayist bull shit on /b/ pretty much same tier as nignog threads oh make it better and post picks getting fucked by a black guy alice while your boyfriend watches i hope your a trap too then you can be the fucking icon of cancer.

>>731522200
Omg so edgy.
Go back to your traps

Do you like nano the singer?

>>731521890
>T-to help Anonymous, o-of course!

Tell me then, what was the hardest thing (anons problem) that you tried to help with?

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>>731520756
ALICE IS A TUMBLR TOOL! I'm going full tinfoil hat here anons but hear me out. How could Tumblr convince anons to be accepting of "mental illness" trans, traps, otherkin etc. The answer, a kinda cute and lovely trap. When men are aroused ideas that were normally repulsive to them become perfectly acceptable. How can you hate traps/trannies when you've spent your nights shitchatting with them? You can't. Tumblr is cucking us with their mentally ill whores and newfags are falling for it for years. This must stop so we can uncuck /b/ don't post in trap threads! shitspam hate every alice threat till image/bump limit. We can do it anons but we need your help

>>731520756
Confession time. I'm way too old to be shitposting on this board but I still do. Even do so on your thread from time to time.

However I know I'd never be such a jerk to u irl and would actually love to be your friend for real.

But! I your threads ranks _just_ above Andy sixx, furries and claim your waifu shit and I wish you went away forever. Your kind does not belong here and the neckbearded autism your threads attract makes me cringe so hard my asshole hurts.

>>731520756
Would be better if here would be actually someone with me. In my case she.

Cringe thread
I srsly don't get who you are and why should I or anyone care... just show tits ur a woman only ment to please males.

didn't get my mcchicken


still waiting

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>>731522272

>>731520756
Why aren't you posting this on /bant/ for the ID?

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>>731522297
I agree with anon it's a set up.

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>>731521822
T-thank you~

>>731521999
B-because she loved that rabbit. D-don't kill innocent creatures. G-get help please.

>>731522049
I've got t-testimonials to s-say otherwise!

>>731522102
*hugs*

>>731522128
N-no. As in I released my own information.

>>731522159
I-I'm the only OC on /b/!

>>731520756
Will you stream today? :(

>>731520756
Are you a female? If so, why don't you post tits?

>>731522297
Go back to pol please

>>731522297
back to /pol/, nigger

>>731522412
bant is a cancerfree zone

>>731521644
talking online. maybe even start with video games.

>>731521650
>C-challenge accepted!
Awaiting pictorial evidence.

>>731522426
but animals are just that animals like if i where to kill a nigger noone would care cause its just an animal so why did she care got me fucked up

>>731522486
it was literally created to take the cancer out of /pol/
Needless to say, it didn't work

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GREETINGS BATTLE BROTHERS I AM NEW. HOLDS UP BOLTER MY NAME IS SERGEANT ARGUS BUT YOU CAN CALL ME BATTLE BROTHER. AS YOU CAN SEE I AM VERY LOYAL TO THE EMPEROR. THAT IS WHY I HAVE COME HERE, TO MEET OTHER BATTLE BROTHERS WHO ARE LOYAL TO THE EMPEROR LIKE MYSELF. I AM 127 YEARS OF AGE ( PRAISE THE EMPEROR) I LIKE TO PURGE HERETICS AND XENO SCUM WITH MY BATTLE BROTHERS ( I LOVE MY BATTLE BROTHERS, IF YOU DO NOT LIKE THAT THE DEAL WITH IT) IT IS OUR FAVORITE ACTIVITY BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT LOYAL TO THE EMPEROR. ALL MY BATTLE BROTHERS ARE LOYAL TO THE EMPEROR TOO OF COURSE, BUT I WANT TO MEET MORE LOYAL SERVANTS OF THE EMPEROR. LIKE THE EMPEROR ONCE SAID, THE MORE THE MERRIER. I HOPE TO BOND WITH A LARGE AMOUNT OF LOYAL SERVANTS OF THE EMPEROR SO JOIN ME IN PRAISE OF THE EMPEROR. FAREWELL.

PRAISE THE EMPEROR

BATTLE BROTHERS

>>731520756
>another trap thread

What's up with all the traps lately?

Also, put your god damn cum bottle away when taking a pic.

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>>731522161
I'm... not sure which anon this is replying, but I suppose either situation could be asked the same question at this point? What happens when you try to talk to her?

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>>731522426
>I-I'm the only OC on /b/!

>>731520756
*hugs*

>>731522301
So basically you act like an asshole on /b/ because you got your personality gobbled up by the retarded culture that has been infesting this place ever since the first newfag wave. It tells you only assholes and people looking to jack off are allowed to be here, everything else is cancer. And you're fine with that because as a true newfag you're convinced that it's what /b/ is and you're too weak willed to be different.

hi alice can we see your tits?

>>731522641

This.

Nano looks tired! I bet you spoiled her all day, Alice

>>731521268
>her arms

>>731520756
Hey I was just wondering if you have any advice for me when my problem is that I am anti nihilist and anti religion and I am so scared of the universe final its magnitude..

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>>731522482
>>731522472
Orbiters

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H-here is where I c-van be reached:
Stream may start a few minutes late today! I aplogize in advance
Email: [email protected]
Steam: Aneki Margatroid
Skype: alicemargatroid2
Patreon: alicemargatroid
Twitch: celtyplays
Twitter: celtyplays
Chat: https://anekiho.me/chat2
Instagram: nanopup
Vaughn: vaughnlive.tv/thehotbox

Why is there no pic of her tits here?
I thought we had rules,,

>>731520756
how to calculate the eigenvectors of a 2x2 hermitian matrix and how to calculate the eigenvectors of an antihermitian matrix and what is the product of the eigenvectors ?

Am i supposed to prove that they are orhonormal or what ?

>>731522754
U leaving?

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>>731520756
how fast can YOU do this?

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>>731522757

>>731520756

U got some kind of discord, chat or anything?

>>731522573
Sometimes it's cordial other times it's like two week managed boxers fighting. I'm miserable. My life is there and now I feel I have nine. Eating a bullet is sounding more enticing

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>>731522815

>>731522757
Nah we ask for facepics instead. Less likely to get them but we can dream.

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>>731522426
Nigger, you must be trippin

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>>731522705
>>731522641

Just shoop any anime face on this body and you're good to go.

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>>731522512
At least someone replied to my post. Thanks I guess. I do in fact play a lot of online games. Not a huge fan of my voice.

>>731522880

Post more like this

>>731522754

>all those handles
>no YouTube account

>>731521061
you know the rules then
>tits or gtfo

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>>731522880
Tits are bigger

>>731522960

Just go to a trap thread.

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>>731522860
How long have you been married? Communication is one of the most important things a person can work on to keep something lasting.. I'll give you this, and ask you this: What are you willing to do to fix this?

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TUH TUH TUHDAY, JUNIOR!

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why do you come her ....
what do you get out of it ''''
i have seen you alot ....
please do tell ...

>>731520756
How are you doing? You make sure we're okay, so I'm sure it's nice to be supported as well

Alice, you're legitimately kind of hot. When did this happen?

Does this mean you give us advice or the other way around? Nice pumps, btw.

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>>731522426
I think your stutter is kinda cute.
I don't care what your gender is.
You're being very nice and sweet.

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>>731522754
What? Its over? Are you even trying?

What happened to the "Tits or GTFO" rule? God I haven't been on that board since 2013

>>731523246
Stop flirting, it's a girl

You're welcome

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>>731522880

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>>731523082

I'd rather just ruin this attention whores thread with traps tbh

>>731523299
Only applies to attention whores, whereas if you horny teenage fucks didn't ask about it 50 times a thread she'd probably never even mention being a girl.

>>731523452
If you're not lurking, you're an attention whore.

Or I guess we're just attention faggots.

Alice, did you know that white feces is a sign that you might have tapeworms?
Get your gross nigga ass checked out, yo

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>>731520756
Do you read Sutter Cane?

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ok I have sen this shit for a long time tell us or I blow you up .....

>>731523843
Ur a hacker now

>>731523734

Where's the bulge?

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>>731523899
nope just an anon who dont like bs ......ok faggot

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>>731523901
Ain't one, there is a camel toe tho.

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>>731524035

Bruh.

>>731521201
This

>>731524131
owo

>>731524131
kek

>>731524023
>bs
You need to look at hex to see if a thread is bs?

>>731524255
O ok ....kek ya i am lost ....asshat....

>>731523734

Oh, I recognize that background. I knew she was familiar from somewhere, she has an ASMR channel on youtube.

>>731524395
Linky?
Also is there a face reveal?

>>731520756
Alice threads always make my day!
Alice threads always make my day!
Alice threads always make my day!
Alice threads always make my day!
Alice threads always make my day!
Thought you could throw me off by starting early. you were wrong.

>>731524395
link?

>>731524379
>i have nothing intelligent to say. Let's call them names
I don't get what you're trying to acconplish by lookong at hex and calling people asshats.
Are you okay?

>>731524562
*looking

>>731520756
I really, really want to see your feet
>T-tfw I won't

>>731524706
watch literally every stream except the one or two where she wears shoes?

Hey Alice.

Did you ever have long hair?
Are you going to stick with it being short currently, or would you ever grow it out?

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i feel like shit lately. not sure how to handle my issues right now. just a lot on my mind.

>people only want me around when they can use me
>always get taken advantage of
>as soon as i put my foot down, im the asshole
>just lost job for above reason
>having a hard time finding a job because live in a dead end, run down, former manufacturing city
>want to join military but cant for medical reasons.
>mfw

>>731524461
Kys faggot

>>731524395
>she has an ASMR channel on youtube
Hol up nigga. Alice says she won't do ASMR, and says it's weird. Post a link so she can get BTFO.

>>731524379
ya you know what anon ?
i bet she is gone right ?

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>>731524562
sorry
>ya you know what anon ?
>i bet she is gone right ?

>>731520756
Alice is not a friend. She's never there when you need her the most. Don't even think of staying around if you even inconvenience her.

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>>731524255
yo we are a fam right ? fuck foggot ...posers

>>731525412
It seems that way, sadly. Probably had enough of everyone's shit. Wouldn't blame her

>>731524871
And where do I go to do that?

>>731522965
Celtyplays is also Alice's Youtube account

>>731525573
Yee

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Yes sorry all Alice is streaming Breath of the Wild now on Twitch

www twitch tv/celtyplays

I'm headed out as well!

>>731525599
twitch / celtyplays
youtube / celtyplays

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>>731525694
thanks yo I am fucked but don't fuck with my fam

>>731525769
Tell her I like the clothes she's wearing in the OP

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>>731525846
Come join us and tell her yourself!

>>731525769
Tell her she is a lazy cunt
Kys

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>>731525769
>>731525800

>Alice on 4chan
>stutters, is cute, helps people
>Alice on stream
>curses like she's in the hood, spams her legs all over the stream

wew

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come on blow this asshole up and i will give dox fuck you ply on /b/

>>731525800
No bare feet tho? I like how she always has her camera on her feet. What are the odds.

>>731526194
this what the hell

>>731520756
SHOW US YOUR BENIS!!!!

this is what happens when an oldfag gets mad ...kek

>>731526319
no bare feet, sadly, but sometimes she wears preeetty transparent stockings

I think bare feet gets you banned from twitch for some reason

>>731526517
What, they whine or beat their chest in a thread and nothing happens?

>>731520756
How do I get my "nearlygf" to sit on my cock?

Where do you stream? What do you stream?

>>731526592
yo I have been for some time and it will get good

>>731526521
What a sad day

>>731526777
if it pisses them off ...more

>>731526700
Look here, >>731522754

She's streaming Breath of the Wild right now and streams games in general on Twitch as well as anime weeknights at 10PM EST on Vaughn.

Why do you stutter through text?

>>731525958
I don't have a Twitch account and going to that page makes everything slow

>>731520756

Does anyone else find anime sluts to be a lot less "cute and shy" and a lot more "stuttering fucking autist"?

Spit it out love you're not retarded

yo she is gone ....kek oldfag got to them ..her it ..

>>731520756
fapfapfap

>>731526335
I love how Alice's voice sounds cute when she talks in those vocaroo links, but when she's streaming it sounds like it's someone else.

>>731527026
She's streaming lel she doesn't even know you exist

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>>731526700
this is the biggest bait ever, she starts advice thread and then links stream

Then in comes the donations

Pathetic boys

Also, you can tell butter face by the voice

>>731520756
What happened to the tea. Cost saving because of health care bill?

>>731527072
I don't hear this difference you speak of unless you mean the audio quality

Why does my penis smell like a fish shop?

yo i am not going to bloe it up yet but it is noty a chick trust not a chick

>>731520756
I want you alice

>>731527239
Just do what you're supposedly gonna do and quit being a faggot

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wew

>>731527201
because you are not circumcised

fuckin dudes playing like a girl

>>731527353
But I don't want to be jew'd

>>731523323
What?

>>731527239
ya corey myer ...in pa this is it wher it stems from

mountaintop pa fuck it have fun

>>731527519
then live with your stinky dick and shut up

>>731527304
ya corey myer ...in pa this is it wher it stems from

mountaintop pa fuck it have fun

>>731527608
Thanks m8

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look good

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ok fam my work is done bye don't be faggots...kek

>>731522880
oh boy, if youd just have a pussy instead...

>>731528084
>>731528362
is this legit?

>>731523734
Alice is better than I thought

>>731524131
that looks really painful

>>731528853
Can confirm
>have dick
>tried that
>no way you could dance around like that or even walk in a non-retard way

>>731521875
Hi Reimu!!

Mantis

>>731528996
>Chat
the most i can do is the standard tuck. i'd never want to go for making it look like camel toe

>>731528662
fuck ya man...kek

>>731529603
explain it for us non-nerds what that means and how it proves Alice is Corey

>>731520756
I'm alone and suffering right now. Is it normal for me to expect emotional support and care from my gf? Or am I selfish for expecting that?

ha ha where is alice 3d... lol she is a gut frm pa LMFAO

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>>731529897
It's not wrong, but hopefully you're giving us the whole picture here. You should both be putting equal amounts of effort into the relationship.

>>731529388
Hello.

>>731529897
yo no tell us anon

yo who likes this .....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NL9T42SVnN0

>>731530064
X 2 good lookiking out

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>>731520756
show wiener plz

>>731530064
>>731530072
I think I support my gf. I always spend great amount of time listening if something happens to her and I really try.i sacrifice sleep if needed to listen to her. I feel that when something happens to me, she just wants to wait it out because she doesn't want to deal with it. If I let her know I'm feeling bad, she writes me less during that day and it really hurts. I'm not sure how to tell her that it's making me feel extremely lonely without sounding like an asshole

>>731520756
I need a hug because I've been bleeding out of my ass all day. Wtf is going on here.

>>731530510
ok anon we are here ... fuck I have to think ...

>>731530064
Ey reimu, why havent killed yourself yet?

>>731520756
I'm aware that any reply I give you is just reaffirming the sense of importance you get from these threads, and that any genuine care you have for randos is completely mitigated by a desire to preferentially socialize with people in this thread that you already know but maybe you'll take the time to read this...

Imagine for a second that you have a rare disease that damages your brain over time. You're intelligent, and people know it, but you've been unable to demonstrate it. Instead, you struggled through school with one big setback: lack of self control. Your brain condition changes what you perceive as important, or an appropriate response, and so you make the same mistake time and time again. You miss homework assignment, you miss tests, you can't work up the motivation to go to class at all. Further added to the problem is the depression that comes with knowing that your brain is slowly dying and you will likely lose your intelligence.

That's the position I'm in as a 26 year old undergraduate. I also have no irl friends. I live in complete isolation in what should be a 2 person apartment (because they don't like putting me with people on account of a lowered immune response and daily self administered injections).

I'm going through this because I want to help the world. It's been my dream to perfect translation software since I was in highschool. I'm starting to wonder if it's all worth it.

>>731520756
Is that a glass of piss on the window?

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>>731530510
Ask her to talk about your relationship. Tell her you're not trying to criticize but to resolve some feelings that have been hurting you, and approach her in a reasonable way. Don't do it when you're feeling upset, do it when you're in a calm state of mind so you can keep an eye on your tone. Don't say "well I do THIS for you all the time!" Just let her know that you've been feeling hurt and try to explain why, and that you feel the need to resolve it for the sake of your relationship being better.

That should get things started, at least. But if she responds poorly or isn't willing to talk it out with you, this might not be the right relationship for you, and that's okay.

>>731530991
I will try this approach, thanks a lot for advice and for letting me talk out.

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>>731530849
Why would I?

>>731530885
I'm sorry to hear that, Anonymous. Alice isn't here right now, but I'm sure she would empathize with your plight and have some better advice for you than I can come up with. Why do you think it's not worth it to fulfill your dream? I think it's a good dream.

>>731520756
poorly furnished and messy room
shoes on the bed
trying to show cleavage with a flat chest

could you be any more of a dude?

>>731531459
Reimu bodysuit video when?

>>731530991
ya this anon is right ...I don't know ...

>>731531459
Mostly the crippling depression and growing unlikelihood of success due to medical complications. Since I was diagnosed I've wanted to make the best of my life, you know? Though, I am still passionate about computational linguistics.

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>>731531567
Some day. Probably not anytime soon, though.

>>731531308

Glad to do it, Anonymous!

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>>731531459
yo Is she ok if so I will stop if she IS helping my fam

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Basically everyone in this thread, myself included for wasting my time posting here, sorry I'll go kill myself immediatelly.

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>>731531755
>Some day.
YAAA-
>Probably not anytime soon, though.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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now I feel bad
dose Alice help ...?
if so sorry

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>>731531662
I think you can do it. You seem to me like someone who's strong enough to do your best even with setbacks, limitations, and a time window. Don't give up! Explore every viable option, especially for dealing with your depression. That's your worst enemy, but maybe there are treatments you haven't tried yet. Work with doctors and therapists as much as you can!

Your passion seems like one that will really take you far, and help a lot of people. If you don't give up, I bet you'll do something worth remembering at least! We're all gonna die one day-- the same applies to your brain deterioration. It's a time limit. But it's not a definite time limit. Fight it with all you've got, but also make the most of the time you have. There's only one of you, and only one chance to do something great, and to enjoy life in the process. Make sure to e-mail Alice too. Her e-mail is [email protected] if you didn't know. She's a lot more knowledgable than I am about medical stuff than I am. If anyone here would have options for you, it's her.

Besides that, you guys probably have some things in common. She's a programmer after all.

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On may 2nd i had birthday... Only one of my friends told me happy bday... I felt very sad then...She is a girl tho. Sooo happy b day:3

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>>731531982
She's just streaming right now.

>>731532443
But yes, she does help people quite often. She's helped me countless times and I've been watching her help Anonymous since 2011.

not a trap? im leaving bye.

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>>731532782
As we all know, happy birthday from a girl is worth three happy birthdays from guys. Happy birthday!

>>731532795
Show tets help us

>>731532914
Is alice a real 3D grill?

Show pussy

>>731532795
0k sorry anon

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>>731533229
Yep.

>>731533229
3d Boi

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Tell me I'm fat so i can find the motivation to keep fasting until dinner

>>731533544
Timestamp fucking landwhale

>>731533544
Fat fuck.

>>731533544
>keep fasting until your next meal

What are you, a yale student?

>>731533664
No just losing weight. I ate too many calories yesterday so I'm only eating 1 meal today

>>731533741
Bad idea.

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>>731520756
I found you on vhs

>>731533777
Why? I've lost 1kg this week, I don't wanna stuff it up

>>731533741
>>731533777
fasting for the start of the day does work, I got my six pack abs that way

Anyway, more pics?

>>731532795
Where? S-sorry 4 asking...

>>731533849
No, I mean as in eating only once through the day.

>>731532914
Thanks... I think I'm having some emotional probles bc i almost cried bc of ur answer...

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>>731533792
Hahaha! This is the kind of humor we need more of around here. Reminds me of before the edginess got so out of hand.

>>731533892
Stop with ur sorry thats just pathetic

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>>731533867
Idk what else I could offer anon. Non-nude that is. Wearing my waist trainer to help discourage the need to eat. Makes me feel lightly squished

>>731533927
I rarely do it, it's actually fine. I'm eating properly and horseriding tomorrow.

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>>731522102
Kermy-cakes?

>>731533993
Sorry...

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>>731533979
>>731533792
Oh wow!! So fenny hehe omg love it

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>>731533892
Twitch / celtyplays

>>731533975
D'aww. It's my pleasure, Anonymous.

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>>731534059
>horseriding tomorrow.

mmmmm

>>731534146
Thx 4 answer...

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>>731534146
we were just talking about how helpful you are Reimu, thanks for all you're doing.

>>731534059
Wanna horseriding me?

>>731534059
any more pigeon toed and you exceed 126%

>>731533792
This is how I can tell you've never seen anything on VHS.

Firstly, the colors should be washed out.
Secondly, the grainy anomalies should be BnW.
Thirdly, VHS didn't blur like that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWFosb98Kec

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>>731534175
Ewww duuuude. My horse is my friend and FYI, a girl kek

Have this picture from like last week

>>731520756
Hardly get on anymore, didn't realize you were still active Alice this is a pleasant surprise!

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alice what do you think of my project car?

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>>731534272
My feet actually sit like this
>but that doesn't feel feminine

>>731520756
>D-do you need a hug?
>A f-friend?
>S-someone to talk to when you're feeling l-lonely?
I need all of this but I have a hard time expressing my feelings. It's easier to suffer in silence for me. I finally talked to my doctor about CBT. so I'm working on that. I am not a good conversationalist, I literally have nothing to say to anyone. That's all I have to say about that. Yes, that was a Forest Gump reference in case you were wondering

>>731534327
Would smell/10

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>>731534327
can you do it like this though?

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guess that's not kermit...

>>731532795
see same shit anon this is her IP se fuck