Dubs decides how i reply

holy fuck m8 that's not so good

>>731519829
I want to die

Are you trying to seduce me Haydn?

>>731519974
Roll

>>731519978
Reroll

>>731519978
Rerolling

>>731519978
RoLL

>>731519978
Come on baby.

>>731520133
Yeah baby.

>>731520163
99% sure op is a fag talking to himself

>>731519829
Dont reply. Let him wallow in his misery after that line

Rolling for:

I hate myself now. I'll live stream my suicide.

Then go do it.

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>>731520313
Sorry already sent it

>>731520133
Winner winner, chicken dinner.

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Lmfao he responded

>>731520795
k

>>731520795
Wait OP are you a girl?

tell him that hes stupid, he needs to know

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Send dick pic

>>731520913
Yes

>>731521327
Not gonna say it not gonna say it not gonna say it. Ugh reply with "If you're trying to seduce a girl with a dick then it's working perfectly."

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Tell him white boi has tiny penis and that's y u have a queen of spades tattoo.

I desire a quick end

>>731521233
Winrar

>>731519829
fucking shove something down my throat already

>>731519829
2/10 would not bang

>>731521233
You cant send pics over tinder

>>731521735
Reroll

god hates niggers >>731519829

>>731520795
U WAN SUM FUK BBY PLZ RESPNOD I AVE AUTISMO

Haha, kind of funny. But I need to confess something: I really want to get fucked by you.

Ouch, that hurt.

>>731522914
roll

Send him tits

>>731523054
Speaking of tits, post'em or gtfo?

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OP will not deliver

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW

>>731523054
You can't send pictures over Tinder. But you can send pictures of your tits over /b/ OP.

>>731523428
Rolling for

>>731522410
Then tell him to send a dick pic

>>731522944
WINRAR

>>731523212
Thems the rules

>>731522944
Roll

>>731521484
holy shit thats cringe. write like a normal fucking person you weeb

>>731523915
Jk

>>731523915
i want your tiny junk inside me,then, i want to eat your dick

raw

ROll

>>731524147
Roll

>>731524304
>>731523915
reroll

>>731524351
rollo

>>731523915
kek

>>731524304
Rawl

>>731524385
rollo

>>731519829
>been working out for month
how autistic a guy can be?

>>731524531
Are you... are you retarded?

>>731523915
You like Ass play? I love fingering Ass.

>>731524531
months*
and no, English is not my main language, nigger

>>731524623
>>731524694
aparently I am retarded, anon

>>731524654
Roll

>>731524654
This

Can I invite a friend to fuck with us?

Look I'm not with all the weird stuff, but what I can get down with is you on top

>>731524844
Winrar

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LOL at least he realizes he sounded fucking retarded

>>731524844
Winner

>>731524654
Thread's dying op. Roll a new guy. Also are you girl or boy?
>>731524694

>>731524886
Peyton, charge your phone.

>>731524886
Just ask: do you think Haydn?

Peyton? U gay?

Why would I set you up? Get your ass over here.

>>731524886
No that joke was hilarious. I've just told it to my sister, lunar. She smiled. I haven't seen her smile much since our father past.

>>731525188
.win

ayy Haydn I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?

>>731525188
Winrar

>>731521233
>>731521735
What is the point of having a dick this big? No woman is going to let you stick that thing in her vagina.

>>731525291
Did u just assumed xer' sexual preferences?

>>731525579
charge your fucking phone you dipshit.

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Oh dear

>>731525687
Im out and about right now

>>731525698
You're so beautiful you're like jewelry; and being the nigger that I am, I can't help but feel the need to steal you away ;)

Haydn, why did he have to go?

>>731525579
Are you a Girl or boy op?

Also : >>731524654
Roll.

>>731525698
Get ready for a night of one inch wonder!!!

>>731524654
ROLL

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>>731525698
KEK. This gonna be good now

>>731524886
PLUG IN THE FUCKING PHONE YOU WHORE

>>731525698
Yea. She's blind... lol

>>731525933
>>731525877

Got to pic 33

>>731525877
YOU DUB WASTING FUCKING WHORE!

If dubs , post tits with timestamp

>>731526121
Roll

>>731525698
yeah, our parents were really into the moon lol
im pretty into mooning, too ;)

>>731526244
you cant fucking send images over tinder dumbass

>>731525933
Better Win.

>>731525877
>>731525933
>>731526100
>>731526244
Sweet mother of all dubs

OP MUST DECIDE.

>>731525698
Cool name but not cooler than yours ;)

>>731526544
You decide, getter of new dubs.

I think op phones died

>>731526876
Oh my, Well i think its sensible to go down the route of believable Absurdity. Let his mind start to picture his promised future encounter with a wildly horny girl who has a blind sister called Lunar.

I PLACE MY JUDGMENT UPON!

"Yea. She's blind... lol"

>>731527233
>good game

>>731523455
Deliver he won

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>>731526544
>>731527233
This guy

OP here. Sorry my phone died. Glad to see the thread is still alive.

>>731528932
For real?

>>731528932
go charge it then ya fag, there is emotional scarring to be done

>>731528932
you live dangerously leaving your phone for that long bitch

>>731528932
get a charging case ya cunt. never run outta juice

>>731529025
It's currently plugged in

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Just send him this

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>>731528932
Here's some reading whilst we wait

>>731529293
Reroll for this perfect man

>>731529293
Rereroll

>>731529293
Rerereroll

>>731529328
>>731529293
Can't send pics on tinder, dick head.

>>731529293
REREREREROLL.

nigger nigger nigger

>>731529588
WINAR

Bumpty Dumpty

>>731529588
kek

>>731529412
Make it an imgur link, dick head.
Also, rerererereroll

ill let you cum in my ass if you pay my way through college

>>731527233
Op make sure to add "Sorry my Phone ran out of Charge but i recharged it Just for you" Before the before mentioned dubs of "Yea. She's blind.. lol"

>>731530066

Winner winner chicken dinner

>>731530066
deliver wench

>>731529923
All that effort to send a shit picture, unrelated to the topic at hand.
Your sense of humour is shit.

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IM BACK

>>731530255
double dubs demands it

>>731530391
kek

>>731530386
Threads dead, homo.

>>731530606
Your dead you ugly cunt slut.

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>>731530066
Dubdubs dont lie

>>731530066

>>731530606
But you're still following it...

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>>731519829

>>731530747
Roll

>>731530747
this

It's late at night and the cold wind whips trough the stables, gently rustling the dry hay. I approach, my swinging 20" phallus covered in the blood of a thousand innocent anus.

>>731530900
welp

>>731530900
nice

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Did you hear about the guy who had to go to the hospital after sticking a dozen plastic horses up his ass? They say his condition is stable.

>>731530900
op if he doesn't run off after this, fucking marry this dude

>>731530386
Glorious op. Good pick.
>>731530900 need to wait for response

HEY CUNTFACE SHOW US YOUR TITS

>>731531200
heh

can i tongue punch your fart box or nah?

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"you.. me.. a 12 ft by 12 ft industrial grade plastic tarp.. and a extra large tub of vaseline, what do you say?"

>>731530900
op here. Will post after he responds.

No one telling OP tits or gtfo. What the fuck has happened to /b/?

>>731531602
Don't post it at all. It's stupid and off topic. Wait til he responds and we roll then

>>731531715
>ing OP tits or gtfo. What the fuck has happe
OP tits or GTFO

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LOL i saw a few dubs. Which one shouls i post?

>>731531602
>No new posts
OP TITS OR GTFO!

>>731531715
She hasn't requested anything.

>>731531877
u focking wot m8? This entire thread she's requesting shit, you fucking blind white knight?

>>731531820
"Are you making fun of me? Im opening up with you...Maybe all guys are just jerks after all."

>>731531820

she was with my dad in the same car...

>>731531877

This. She's giving us OC, and happens to be female. She's not trying to play the woman card, or get anything

>>731531820
>Why not have the most awkward conversation with him instead of posting random shit?


Fine. Why'd you ask?

>>731531820
>saw a few dubs. Which one shouls i post?
nigger nigger nigger

>>731531820
she's got a case of the downs, at least we have that to raise our spirits. laughter is so important

>>731519829
send her this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ra2rVTuiov4

>>731531877
>>731532048
no hope for you guys

>>731532055
Win! Just post "fine why'd you ask"

>>731532133
fucken score

>>731532043

this

>>731532055
Win

>>731532055
WE HAVE A WINRAR!

i came in my moms mouth last night when she was in bed shes been dead for a week now

nigger slut let me fuck you

"so Lunar.. can I 'land her'? get it.. like, Lunar Lander"

I want you to probe my cervix with an electric toothbrush

My keks Op, You can have them.

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Lets make this super uncomfortable and sad

>>731533141
mom must definately be an alcoholic and date douchebags

Don't fuck this up guys, Lets make this guy be An Hero.

Only the Kekiest will do.

>>731533141
I'm barely holding up to be honest, lifes coming at me quite fast and I don't know how to deal with it. To make it worse I don't have anyone to vent to with the majority of my family neglecting me and all. But hey at the end of the day I just want you to take your index and middle finger and finger my ass haha.

>>731533141
great until you reminded me of my dead father

my moms dead as fuck

>>731533141

"Honestly, I'm at a crossroads. On one hand, my dad is dead. On the other, I miss when he used to rape me. Does this make me a bad person?"

>>731533310
rerolllll

>>731533333
holy fuck

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>>731533333
>dem digits

>>731533333
Holy fucking shit the gods have spoken

>>731533281
>>731533310
rolling

>>731533281
rolling

>>731533333
quints of truth

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>>731533333
jesus

>>731533255
Word it you fucking asshole!

"Well my mom has always drank since my dad left, That and the Douchebags she dates makes things difficult around the house. But she loves us."

That is such a basic iteration, Someone refine that shit for me.

>>731533141
soooo wanna fuck or what

>>731533333
>we are in presence of a higher being

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>>731533333
OBEY!!!!

>>731533333
holy shit

original

>>731533333
WOOOHHOOOAAAAAHHH

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>>731533371
>gods
>not just the one and only god kek

You shall feel his chaotic wrath

>>731519974
roll

>>731533333
roll

>>731533333
oh ma god quints op deliver

>>731533141
I just farted and now microscopic particles of shit are landing on my tongue an in my nose. Fucking hell this is bad.

>>731533333
>s. On one hand, my dad is dead. On the other, I miss when
fuck yes

personally i would have gassed the jews

I'm horny as fuck after that line, too bad you're not here :(

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>>731533333
HE IS HERE

>>731533333
LOL

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>>731533333

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>>731533333

>>731533700
winrar

>>731533352

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>>731533333
Fucking beautifull

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If he is still oblivious after this response i think he actually has autism.

>>731533700
next up

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>>731533333
>>731533700
Fuck yes

>>731519829
I'm not really proud to say it, but it actually made me laugh a bit.

>>731534051
OP post tits

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>>731534051
op delivars for once in the history of this faggot site

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>>731534182
this

Honestly my dad was an asshole. He was a meth addict. He thought sister was jesus and well you know the rest. Shes blind now. He couldnt stand her seeing him high.

>>731534182
roll

>>731534186
what did he deliver

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>>731534186
OP delivers some times.

Pic related for this thread tho

>>731532133
Yezzir we gots a winnnnnnner

Send me a picture of your penis i am horny af atm

>>731534182
Rolling

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>>731534051

If you come over now Hadyn, you can fuck me AND Lunar.

Peyton

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>>731534403

My mom is really out there. She worries me sometimes. (Insert backpage link)

"What're you, autistic? Respond faggot"

haydn pls respond

>>731534598
rol

I hope that response doesnt scare him off

>>731534491
Rolling for this! Kek!

Also fuck niggers

>>731534182
roll

>>731534051
There was never a "holocaust", but there should have been and, rest assured, there WILL be, as you serpentine kikes richly deserve one. I will not rest until every single filthy, parasitic kike is rounded up and slaughtered like the vermin that they are. The White man has had more than enough of international jewry and we are fully prepared to smite the parasite for the millionth time. The greedy, hook-nosed kikes know that their days are numbered. As for the Muslims, they and the jews share the same goal: to conquer and control all. The difference is, unlike the jews, the muslims lack intelligence; he lacks forethought and contingency, ration and cunningness. Thus, the muslims are easily predictable and will doubtlessly fail. The insidious jew, however, has the shrewdness to succeed, and the jews are currently doing as much. we must annihilate the more dangerous of the two and enslave the other.

If you send me a picture of your dick i will send you a full frontal nude picture of me

Hayden is kill

>>731534688
kekeroni pepperoni

>>731534491
Roll

he hasn't touched me there and im still pretty tight desu

>>731533333
Our savior has returned.

>>731534536
Hi

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>>731534688
and of course Hitler dubs

>>731534688
Win..

>>731534051
Update op

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>>731534688
Winnnin

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>>731534688
and with that, this thread will come to a close

salute to you op for the entertainment before my run

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He actually responded. We have to make him believe it.

What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now.

>>731534911
no im serious i need someone to talk to :/

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>>731534548
this is now a spider man thread

>>731534911
i come out with something thats been bothering me for a while now, and you ask if im fucking with you? im honestly really hurt.

ALL BS DUBS ARE NOW VOID AND NULLIFIED!

ONLY THE BEST OR THE KEKIEST OF POSTS MY PASS!

THAT OR THE MOST HOLIEST OF TRIPS,QUADS.

>>731534974
roll

>>731534182
roll.

>>731534688
>>731534911
This one ye fucker

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>>731534998

I am sorry i always had a crush on you and i start acting a bit weird when i get nervous. How about i send you a full frontal nude picture of me?

>>731534974
roll

>>731534911
No, I'm not fucking with you, and honestly, you kinda remind me of my dad.

>>731519829
90% of artists are starving for a reason

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>>731535143
rolling

nigger

Stop being a pussy Haydn, fuck me like my Dad used to

"You remind of him and I dont how that makes feel... :/"

>>731535143
Roll

>>731534911
Of course I'm fucking with you dumbass, now get your scrawny white ass over here and fuck my brains out.

>>731535204
Hell yeah, roll this shit

"Honestly if your not going to be series then you can forget us talking anymore."

I'll let you fuck me like my daddy used to if you send me a picture\video of you sticking a sharpie up your ass, it just gets me so horny

>>731534911
why would i fuck with you!?!? what's wrong with missing your dead father's cock?

>>731535328
ROLLLLL

>>731535005
Roll

>>731519829
Would you be willing to be my daddy from now on~

>>731535353
roll

>>731535353
rolllllllllll

>>731535328
>>731535328
THIS

>>731535143
Rolling

>>731535353
definitely this

>>731535353
ROLL LOL

>>731535353
kek, rolling for this

>>731535477
Wins

>>731535005
Rollando

>>731535143
HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>731535477
winrar

>>731534911
Leave him be, he is this desperate for companionship that he senses he's being fucked with but needs it so bad hoping that even though you're portraying a seriously messed up situation that you're still real and interested... please leav him alone

>>731535725
White Knights need not apply.

>>731535725
Fuck off nigger, enjoy the ride.

roll of my own

I love eating out my blind sister because I can still taste my dad down there

>>731535725
All of this is true but 404 sympathy not found

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he uses a shitty pickup line and ends up getting compared to a rapist dad. Fucking lol

>>731535725
WHITE KNIGHT,
FAGGOT ALERT,
K I L L Y O U R S E L F

>>731535849
Reroll for the keks

>>731534911
hehe.. no that never happened..

soo.. are you up for some netflix and chill?

>>731535353
rolleriomy

>>731536094
rape me daddy

>>731535725
New fag from tumblr thought he was ready to upgrade

>>731536168
roll

>>731535725
/b/ has a million of these threads per day fucking with girls, gets triggered when some chick fucks with this fgt

>2011+6
>ISHYGDDT

Could you send me some dick pics btw?

>>731535725
Okay hayden. nice try.

>>731536255
oh shit

haydyn thought he'd found some sweet daddy issues poon

>>731536094
Lamest dubs decide ever you're really boring

My Dad used to kebab stick my blind sister and I, think you could fill the hole he left?

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Hes freaking out

>>731531200

original pasta is better.

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>>731519829
Hi, I am Alopex Lagopus

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>>731536255

>>731535204
Roll

>>731536255
HAHAHAHA WINRAR

>>731536374
Fuck me like daddy used to~

>>731536433
DOUBLE WINRAR

"not in the face but my dad also had a small penis"

>>731525291
>>>731525684


its the angle.it aint THAT huge

if digits send him nudes

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>>731533333