Guys excuse my ignorance, how does one greentext?

>>731518198
Type in [text:_green*] (remove the _)
type your message
[text:/green]
And then you're done

[text:green*]>like this?[text:/green]

oh shit I failed

text:green* maybe like this? text:/green

[text:green*] uhm [text:/green]

>>731518198
I dunno let's try

>test op is a fag test

[text:green] how the fug you do dis? [text:/green]

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>You can make text green?
>What?

[text:green*]my what have I become?

[damn:green*] i can't i give up, better look up a you tube tutorial..

>lol

>are they keking the kek
>probably

>>731518198
>dunno

[text:green*] [text:/green]>damn

>>731518198
>what's green texting?

>this has to be bait

>>731518198
serious answer, you simply put the ">" symbol before the sentence in a new line, for example

>example

type it exactly like that

>test

>That didn't work?
>>731520042

>>731520093
>test

>>731520093
>Test

>>731520042
I bet you're a riot at parties.

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>>731520093

>>731518198
>Dreams

>test

>like this?

>>731518198
>fuck niggers

[islam is cancer:/green]

>>731520334
I never go to them because I am a faggot

> this is DARING

>eh?

>>731520504
>islam is cancer

> my mom is legally blind
> came home from school
> found her fucking the neighbors dog
Mfw she was fucking the wrong dog

>kkkek

>>731518198
Delete system32

>>731518198
> I think it is rather easy

>>731518198
>green

>i want to die

>be me
>ask how to green text
>nobody says dick
>fail

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Mix blue text with yellow text

>How does one triforce?

>>731522167
ez

>kys

>focking hell

>aids

>>/b/ait

>>\t\hatway

>it really isn't that hard guys

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>like this of course

You need to buy the Golden Pass.
It costs like $1.
Just type "greentext payment" in the "Options" bar and your credit card info in the post and post it. Don't worry it won't show up.

number: xxxx xxxxxx xxxxx
cvv: xxx
exp: xx/xx

>see?

>green af

>>731518198
WHY DO YOU COME HERE FUUUUUCK OFFFFFFFF

>>>/B/

>>731524741
>wowe, noted

>test
>newfag

>lemme try

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>>731524935
>>731524889
>>731524741
>>731524725
>>731523093
>>731522858
>>731522858
>>731522342
>731522342
>>731521836
>05/04/17(Thu)23:29:18 No.731521863
PUSH PLEASE

https://www.youtube.com/edit?o=U&video_id=3Ni5nqUXfUM

>hmm

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>>731525764
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Ni5nqUXfUM

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>>731518374
>>731518550
>>731518577
>>731518663
>>731518838
>top kek

>shitballs

>niggers

>Penis

>>731526171
>>>/bant/

>holy shit was has my post become

>Green?

>test

btw was the 4chan goldpass scam real, and if it was is there any catalogues left of it?

>test

>be me
>be colourblind
>have no idea what the fuck you are all talking about

>not easy being gREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEn

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>ok guys I got it
>pic not related

>kek

>no green?

>>731527333
>>731528333
{green text) 2 same trips in a row {green text/C

text:green* nigger text:/green

>did it work?

>>731520042
how about

>no

>>731520093
>test

>Am I a newfag

>nuggers

Here's wut u do.

Take ur thumb, stick it in the place where ur shit comes out, smell it, and then whipe ur thumb across ur computer screen.