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You find her at a party like this, high and drunk as fuck. Wwyd?

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You find her at a party like this, high and drunk as fuck. Wwyd?
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Mate, your gf is ugly. Stop posting her, or at least keep it to one thread.
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>>731480928
scramble her eggs
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>>731480928
thats the german guys wife
are you him
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>>731480928

bitch look like a snapchat filter
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>>731480928

First I give her a razor, then tell her to go visit a dentist. Your bitch ugly asf
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>>731481037
Yes
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>>731480928
Eat the fuck out of that ginger pussy and anally fuck her
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>>731481048
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>>731481112
oh she would love that
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I'd hit that
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>>731481206
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Check my map. Clearly I'm walking in circles.
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>>731480928

Avoid aids, leave the room.
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>>731481334
not even with condom?
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>>731481394
id fuck her raw
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>>731480928
source?
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>>731481458
cum inside her too?
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>>731481394

Fuck no, whores are trouble and they can ruin your entire life. Whores bring short term happiness and a lifetime of suffering. I'd rather have a good wife and a lifetime of happiness.
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>>731481531
would she get a facial at least?
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>>731481190
More?
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>>731481513
so deep in her asshole
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>>731480928
leave room, avoid lifetime of nightmares
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>>731481800
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>>731480928
find the bathroom and look for a razor and some shaving cream
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>>731481782
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>>731481971
show me her feet please :)
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>>731482364
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Ngl, I'd bang
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>>731482462
fuck yeah, got her soles?
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>>731482571
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Du erbärmliches, armes kleines Würstchen.
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>>731481394
Are there any more gifs of her?
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>>731480928

HULKSMASH
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>>731482708
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your gf is fugly, but cutely fugly. Its sexy. fuck these guys who cant appreciate fugly sexy.
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>>731482782
yes right
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>>731482751
moar pls!!!!!!!!!!!
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also my wife is fugly sexy
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>>731482806
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>>731482802
very nice. love the hairy bush
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>>731482855
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>>731480928

I'd box that cervix
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>>731482854
keep em cumming!
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>>731480928
call animal control, theres a sasquatch latched onto her cunt
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>>731482922
she lies like this on your bed, wwyd
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>>731483003
eat that pussy like a starving african
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>>731483003
Pull her panties off her while she does that back arching move. I'd skip the foreplay, spit on her cunt and then go to town. More gifs please
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>>731482592
moar
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>>731483064
her face would turn like this
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>>731482751
Is that her room? If so, just runaway man... She is just a fucking crazy filthy bitch
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>>731483003
take pics and post to /b/
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>>731480928
>>731481129
this bitches face is uglier than my hairy taint.
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>>731483152
always cute, would make me want to keep going
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>>731483209
>>731483077
no it isn't her room
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>>731480928
any nudes with no bush?
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>>731483258
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>>731483271
If she is german she will crack-fat up when she turns 30, you are warned, she will turn into a random amerifat
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Are there any gifs of her sucking dick, getting cummed on or just getting fucked?
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>>731483271
thats fantastic. shes like my wife, but 20 years younger
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>>731483352
Those lower back dimples though
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>>731483428
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>>731483352
love those dimples
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>>731483296
why would anyone want this? girls like this need bush. its fucking hot.
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>>731483468
yes me too
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>>731483508
true
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>>731483563
Why she doesn't shave? Is just a filthy bitch? Or you like hair down there? Holly shit...
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There HAS to be a pic of her covered in cum. And I don't mean a tribute pic...
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>>731483508
id rather see pussy than bush, still saving though
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>>731483706
Yeah show it OP! Her dirty bitch face cum covered, or creampie
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>>731483657
hey she likes her bush
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>>731480928
take a massive dump on her face then leave
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>>731483706
>>731483789
sorry have no cum pics expect this on her tit
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>>731480928
Open her coin purse and make a deposit
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I like her bush too
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>>731483947
All muh pennies
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>>731483937
Is that cum? XD are you 5y.o. and she is PEDObear?
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ass
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>>731483867
Look at that broken shoes, poor europeans...
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>>731483657
you cant actually be this incredulous that some people really like hairy pussy. Shaved pussy looks underage to me. which is something i have no interest in.
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I ask her if she wants some ice cream XD
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>>731484095
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>>731484114
Then fuck a granny XD
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>>731484209
wheres she from?
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c https://youtu.be/K9zmiF810rw
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>>731484249
germany
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>>731484275
thought so, could just tell
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>>731484209
Jesuschrist, tell me her PayPal, i want to donate her few bucks. I will only ask for a creampie
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>>731484229
fuck a granny thats... FANNY XDDD
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>>731484264
innocent girl
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>>731484328
she will let you cum inside her for free. she loves cum
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>>731480928
Close door behind me,
Go to lock it but theres no lock.
So i spend like a few minutes akwardly trying to find something to block the door with,
I chose a large dresser,
It Scrapes along the ground making a bit of a noise, Some things fall off it.
Its cool whatever.
I confidently Stroll over to her.
I Undo my belt,
I wore button up jeans so i fumble with the buttons
Fuck one of them pops off,
Instinctively i drop to the floor looking for it,
it rolled under the bed so i fish around there for a minute before getting it,
i put it in my pocket and aproach the bed
"You ready for what i got?" i ask
I start to take off my boots
Fuck
i laced them too tight,
I sit on the edge of the bed as i losen the laces
Finally i can slip them off,
I slip out of my pants
Theres a large knock at the door,
Somone heard the dresser and is checking to see if everythings okay
"It's fine, We're fine, Go away please"
"NO Way man, thats my room get the fuck out of there"
I've drunk too much,
The pounding on the door and guy shouting is giving me performance anxiety
I cant get hard.
He's pretty pissed about his room
I pull my pants back on and start putting on my boots
"We should probably get dressed and leave" i say.
Return to party.
Dont make eye contact with her for the rest of the night,
If she enters a room i leave
Go home
Cry myself to sleep alone.
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>>731484275

BW?
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>>731484381
Where does she live, i will drop my cum inside her stinky pussy when i am around
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>>731484519
>>731484490
hamburg with mom
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>>731484595
Are they into threesomes? I really want to fuck them hard
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>>731484595

Did she live in Austria for a time?
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>>731480928
Turn 360° and walk away
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>>731484655
sure, fuck the mom while lucy licks your balls
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>>731484209
>>731484275
hannoverfag here, does that festival wristband actually say Rock Am Deister? maybe I've even seen her somewhere irl
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>>731484734
yes it does, she probally where there. hot!
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>>731484722
I guess the mom has better tongue skills and daughter's pussy must be more juicy and less used. While the mom licks my balls and gives good rim job i will bang the nasty daughter
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So eine hässliche Fotze.
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>>731484823
she is honored you prefer her little pussy
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>>731484722

Also heisst deine GF mit Vornamen Lucy?
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>>731484961
ja
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>>731484410
wasn't expecting this
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>>731484887
How old is she? I bet not more than 21. Zoom there in her open pussy
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>>731485030
19
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>>731485077
I really want to give a good lick and fuck in that pussy and ass
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>>731485077
Open her pussy, i want to see inside XD
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>>731480928
If she is high, drunk and her pussy is dripping wet I would first lick her pussy in that same exact position that she is in, For hours until she cannot cum no more. Then I would make her stroke me and me edge for a while, then would make her turn around, toe her up and I would fuck her raw in the ass and pussy until I cum deep inside her asshole. Then I would French kiss her, smack her really hard and leave.
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>>731485186
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>>731485357
perfect, thats what she needs
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>>731484887
Fuck she is ugly but the uglier they are the easier it is.

>>731485357
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>>731485453
Post her doggy style and I will write some more.

That butter face man, I bet she loves to suck dick tho. I would make her my fucking druggie slave
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>>731485077
I'm not sure if I'm more disgusted by the big skin cancer or the never trimmed hair...
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>>731485588
oh she does. sorry no doggystyle pics
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>>731485560
She looks like she would suck somebody's dick for a line of coke. Just my type.
>>731485364
Next time you are fucking her ask her how much she likes dicks in general.
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>>731485024
Yeah well i wasn't expected to stumble onto a Naked Chick Drunk and High off her ass at a party, I was just looking for the pisser, but here we both are.
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>>731485707
she would even for a puff of a joint
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>>731485692
Is she stoned? Tell me she loves sucking dick after a joint. If that so I would force her to spend one day tied up and only smoking weed + me making her cum over and over again with a vibrator in her clit.
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>>731481037

Very descriptive. I'm sure you have it narrowed down now.
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>>731485769
She is my type of girl then. You can send her to me and I will retuned her with all her holes broken and dropping cum and she would be smiling.
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>>731485480
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, faggot.
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More boobs?
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>>731485769
Keep posting faggit
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>>731480928
>wwyd
My dick is getting wet
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>>731486332
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>>731484313
What made you think so? There must be something, are german girls like this?
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also ich finde die ja ganz süß.
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>>731484410
Top kek
This is the most real story every written on /b/

Although, you did ruin the story at the end where you pretended she wasn't passed out, and that guy cockblocked you and you went home to cry about everyone thinking you raped the passed out girl
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I think she's cute as fuck, there I said it. I feel better.
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Bump! Don't stop OP.
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Nice pics reminds me of my girlfriend a bit
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>>731488056
moar
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>>731480928
You kidding? That look on her face tells me she wants to keep my dick as a souvenir.
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