How do y'all motherfuckers look in real life?

>>731467629
Deformed, mutilated, damaged.

Hbu?

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>>731467629

With my eyes, duh.

Unremarkable with thinning hair but I look fine with a shaved head and have a decent beard. So incredibly average. Only thing I have going for me is a large penis.

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Oh one of these. I'll bite. I just got off work and look like shit but I'm sure I do all the time anyway

>>731467629
odd.
tall and otherwise handsome but when you look at my face you think...

odd

at least my most honest compatriots would spare me the deceitful kindness of others, others who would rather say things such as "oh your quite attractive young man!"
NO. NO I AM NOT. We both know that, quit trying to spoon feed me FUCKING LIES for Christ's sake! Acknowledge my awful presence and move the fuck on! I am doomed to live and die alone, like elephant man.

>>731467629

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>>731468995
Oops

>>731467629
like a faggot

>>731468227
You look a bit like my friend Glenn without his glasses on :) cute

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>>731467629
Good, got new haircut, hope you guys like it.

>>731469220
HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>731467629
Basically a younger Schwarzenegger, but shorter, fatter, balder, poorer, tattooed, and without the accent.

>>731469148
Wow. Never had a compliment on one of these. Thanks anon.

>>731468726
I feel the exact same way on the rare occasions people tell me I'm attractive.

>>731469067 is me btw.

>>731468227
You're slouching too much. That's an unflattering angle. Also connect your mustache to your goatee it will look better

>>731469350
Hehe I definitely have a type, no denying it. I've had a secret crush on him for years. You honestly could pass for his brother. Trying to find a photo of him...

>>731469350
Glenn looked like a fucking faggot though tbh fam. You might want to look into suckin' dick professionally.

>>731469557
Ehh. Horrible gag reflex. I'd make a terrible fag.

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the last time I posted on a "faces of /b/" thread people wouldn't believe me when I said I was older than 16. I'm 21 years old and I'm constantly mistaken for 16. perpetual baby face.

>>731469550
Let's see it.

>>731470092
Let's see that baby face, twink.

>>731470136
I may have to resort to Facebook in order to deliver... Facebook gives me hives. But anon delivers damn it

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I have to go to the hospital at 5:30. So i din´t sleep. Its 4:50 here.

>>731470092
Heh, my friend's cousin is 29 and constantly mistaken for a 14 year old. She's like 4'9" and 90 lbs

>>731470308
Why do you have to go to the hospital? I hope everything is okay? You're cute btw ;)

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>>731470308
Omg, pic related lol!

How is the hospital treating you, Mr. Montana?

>>731469220
Love it bro, keep rocking, buddy. LOL I WASNT SERIOUS GO FUCKYOURSELF YOU FUCKING DOORKNOB AHAHAHAHA

>>731468227
it me hunk w/cig

>>731470425
He really is. Attractive boys night on /b/

I look like Ian Somerhalder if he wasn't gay but my voice sounds like Howard Stern if he wasn't a Jew

>>731470517
Huh...

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>>731470454
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People i talked to told it looked good, plus i paid 30$ for it

>>731470425
I twisted my knee, my stupid friend fell in my knee while playing basketball, not serius i think, but I want to be examined by a traumatologist. And thanks for the compliment, I am a very lonely person.

>>731470892
Dyou have kik or discord? I'll be your friend :3 if you want a loser femanon for a friend anyway

>>731470446
If I am not mistaken Tony montana is from mexico, I am very far far south of that. hence my lack of english.

>>731471082
Post a pick first. >>731471082

>>731470892
Ouch, hope you feel better soon! No need to be lonely my friend, you'll always have us :)

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>>731470212
is bad.

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Just finish loo, rate 0 - 100

>>731471219
I did, doofus.

>>731469067

>>731471082
facebook Julio Sebastián Paré
I know This is not the place to give my real name but what the hell

>>731471421
Becky? D:

Like a nazi

>>731471507
hah! I suppose I could pass for a becky. nah, name's jess.

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>>731467629
like this.

>>731471261
Thanks!!! Between this post and >>731454728 I feel better now. Have a nice day!

>>731470332
oh god that is true horror. thankfully I just look like a chubby junior. 5'6" and 180 something.

I look like a typical somewhat basic 20 yr old girl

>>731471586
Damn you need a shave

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>>731470871
lol nice copy and paste btw

>>731471605
You're honestly a doppelganger of a friend of mine from high school xD

>>731472311
well shit, first time being told I look like someone else. nice though. here's to looking like I'm 20 when I'm 40, I guess.

>>731472569
Hehe. I used to date her ;3 only for a couple months though. I should have mentioned that earlier to clarify that I was complimenting you, miss Jess

>>731472717
She was one of two girls I've been intimate with...the whole gay thing is a lot of fun honestly. I'd do it again. I've been single for like two years now though, I don't think I remember how to woo anyone DX

>>731471439
You have potential kid. Follow the path of the Bogdanoffs.

>>731472851
aw, thank you! you'll find someone when you least expect it. I met my partner on an rp forum and we'll be together for three years this july. if I can score a dude who lives halfway across the world on that, you can get someone in your area.

>>731472954
>rich
>powerful
>epitome of beautiful
yeah yeah man

>>731467629
With my eyes

>>731473056
That's beautiful ^_^ and yes, someday lol. I hope I'm as lucky as you!