Too pussy for a faces of /b/ bread?
>>731466350
pls kurt ur gay and every one knows you are
>>731466934
Even though I banged your mom?
Hey /b/
What is up /b/?
I feel like its been a while
Heeeeeeey
>>731469488
Samara? Right? I haven't seen you around in a while for sure you red headed goddess. How have ya been?
>>731469683
No my names not samara :o
Not sure if i am who you think i am haha.
But im dong okay
>>731469779
Shiiiiiiit. You sure? Lol I thought for sure it was.
There was a red head on here that needed shots to make her hair grow. You look a lot like her
>>731466350
knh
>>731469488
Girls don't go on /b/ and they certainly don't get dubs.
Sup yo
>>731466350
underage
>>731467521
grannpa
>>731468928
sandnigger
>>731469488
fake
>>731469600
virgin
>>731470099
Mr Magoo
>>731470262
i dont even
>>731470822
nigger
>>731470902
cube
>>731466350
Andy is that you?
>>731471353
>Judges everyone harshly
>Doesn't post pic
I bet you're like 300 pounds, blame everyone else, and secretly hate yourself.
>>731471663
here you go god sir
>>731466350
you're pretty cute
>>731471754
what are the Easter islands like this time of year?
>>731469925
No thats me though i have alopecia ..just my name isnt samara lol
>>731466350
no, just not a cancer fag. Why do you come to an anon bored to reveal yourself?
>>731470645
Well todays just opposite day then huh?
Fun fact i get dubs often and trips are kinda common
>>731472449
Prove it
>>731466350
I'll post my mate I'm hanging with
I share his sentiments
>>731472551
>I share his sentiments
what does this mean?
how old do i look?
I look sleepy af
>>731472619
He means he is a pussy.
>>731472642
Trap
Hey guys, just got back from Reddit. Not feeling so confident, pls rate me good
>>731466350
>>731472737
>my English teacher from 10th grade/10
>>731472642
>>731469488
the rules
The Rules
must be obeyed
>>731469488
Get normal brows, this looks fucking ugly. These fucking ginger whales that cant lift their asses off the couch
Roody Poo
>>731472731
wow really? uh.. turning 20 next week, its the haircut, i regret it so much
>>731472792
LOL, really? I'm 21. was he pretty young?
>>731472806
u're a fucking moron if u think that girls dont go on /b/. /b/ is one of the most visited by vags
>>731472913
From what I remember he was around his early 30s, looked pretty young though
>>731472737
this one girl told me I look like diego luna if I grew my facial hair out. what ya'll think?
>>731472896
I read that shirt as "The Brony" at first.
>>731472806
>she is not op
>she is not begging for attention
Lurk moar newfag.
>>731472551
>>731472824
are you guys getting ready to shoot up a school?
>>731472896
That's a good length in that photo anon, keep it like that when it grows out
>>731472547
Prove what? The dubs or that its me?
Im laying in bed so im not about to get up to fetch anything for ya
>>731466350
>>731473141
How old did you say you were anon
>>731473036
I'm 20, he's 19 and neither of us are even in college currently so nah.
Did have someone we were aquaintinces with in HS though when we were both going through some depression "jokingly" say that "if you shoot the school leave me alone."
Not that we really gave a shit if that opinion was held.
Resident troublemakers.
English teacher would call us Beevis & Butthead
>>731472818
>get normal brows
And how do you suppose?
Perhaps if i just water them daily the hair will magically grow?
I have alopecia genius.
Also im chubby at best
>>731473044
i dont think i have the patience to go trough the awkward stage again, i dont want to get too atached to having long hair, it would suck a lot more when i start balding
>>731473105
bout to roll up
>>731473105
No, prove you get dubs and trips. That's infinitely more important than your gender.
>>731473245
Very true but i have a feeling now that ive said that ill probably not get dubs now haha
>>731473105
what's with the drawn eyebrows? Is that by choice or is it a result of the alopecia?
>>731473213
Your arm is bigger than a leg of 4chan's inhabitants. I see from here your large vagina. Fat acceptance always gets rewarding, yeah?
>>731473194
have you guys... kissed.. before?
asking for a friend of course
Rate my gf
>>731466350
looks like a whiter christian yelich
Too smart for a faces of /b/ thread
>>731473340
you know even the tards have to graduate elementary school at some point.
>>731473340
would literally fuck anyone
>>731473301
Clearly ive said alopecia a few times.
Yea alopecia gets rid of more than just the hair on your head.
Basically all my body hair is fucked.
So i dont have the patience to create realistic brows...that would take forever.
I just draw some on and consider it better than nothing
>>731473340
5/10
>>731473327
Nah
No homo
But, we both lost our virginity to the same chick.
And we both fucked another chick.
Each time I was the first to get involved with them though so idgaf.
Didn't happen till I was past the point of caring what they did
>>731473105
Would you rather fuck a fat Jew or a nigger with 12 inches, asking for science
Hi
>>731473548
A fat jew all the way.
Id never touch a nigger...thats fucking gross
i love weed
>>731473639
kek
Gueh
>>731466350
Yes
>>731473678
and dick
>>731473678
Go away
rate us /b/
brb
>>731473805
He looks like he nuts after 15 seconds
>>731473843
Would be attractive without the joint in your mouth
>>731473805
Cute siblings. Just don't go having any mongoloid kids now.
>>731473570
>Faces of /b/
>Literally a dead girl
Lol ok hello
>>731471754
Your like a mix between Superman and screwge
>>731473805
would fuck both
>>731472551
Hello fellow honors brats
>>731474014
I literally giggle-snorted
>>731472642
On a comedown aren't I
>>731473843
>>731473933
welp boys and girls, I'm 6 beers in and just smoked a j. gonna play some pick up soccer with the bros to celebrate my finish with finals
>>731474073
Admittedly we did both got good grades
On our statewide reading & writing test I got the highest score in the whole school (perfect, believe it or not).
But.
We also got suspended several times for drinking at school events/coming to school hungover, leaving early, skipping class, etc
I miss those days
We never gave anybody else shit though. Mostly stuck to ourselves
Was an alternative highschool (in washington state no less) >>731474125
full of hipsters, hippies, and liberals and both of us being practically raised on 4chan we kinda didn't give a fuck about fitting in with their hugbox tumblr crap.
>>731473462
>1st to get involved
>1st
top kek
>>731474125
:) Here's one of my dog and my bro
>>731474506
Didn't mean to quote
>>731474125
>>731474513
Well hey man
After I was done with her I ended up becoming friends with her again after several months
And then after she saw I wasn't interested she went for my m8
I told him he could go for it if he wanted
And so he did
Made things slightly awkward when that didn't work out and when the 3 of us would hang out though
Especially since she still is lusting after me and my friend isn't really over her
>>731474527
I do love me some puppers.
Heres mine.
>>731474820
either put your tits away or take them out.
>>731466350
show your feet
>facebook ryan.elliott.146612
>>731474654
>o i c
>bachelor lyfe
ty for replying
but in the end
it doesn't even matter
>>731474982
When you have bigger boobs even clothing thats meant to be modest becomes flashy.
So nah im good
>>731475091
No problemo my dude
You're not wrong though
Trouble is getting over a different chick of my own
But
What can you do but c'est la vie
>>731474506
lol you guys seemed like Seattlites. was the highschool SAS? I went to Woodinville high
>>731474820
Good doggo
>>731475191
crewneck tops exist. you're just showing off.
>>731475324
Ehhh close enough
Olympians
Highschool was Avanti HS
Dunno if you know it
Not even many Olympians do despite it being a public school
And noice
I actually knew someone who went there a few years ago.
Her initials were LO
No idea if you have a clue who I'm talking about
>>731475369
>crewneck top
When you have big tits wearong shit like that is basically saying "i like to be strangled by my own clothing all day"
The weight of my tits pulls the shirt causing the neck line to dig into the back of my neck.
How about growing so tig ol bitties and then come back to me on that subject?
>>731475742
>implying I don't have a big 'ol set of man tits.
>>731475265
>But
>What can you do but c'est la vie
you are right amigo
times will get better
sense
doesn't even make sense
>ps: u look like pewdiepie
>>731473105
>nice nips
Moar please
>>731475885
Lol there is no nips.
What youre seeing on the right is part of my dress...calm yourself lol
I can assure you my nips are NO WHERE near the high up lmfao
>>731475973
Give him a break. His entire knowledge of human anatomy comes from /b/
>>731475973
>hello?
is this b8????
>>731475973
>There is no nips
Nipless women COMIN THRU nipless women COMIN THRU
>>731476104
You have a point there.
>>731476132
Uh what?
>>731472642
Tfw bird on shirt is a tit
>>731472896
the only normal person in the thread
This thread is evidence that only men are funny and women get by purely on having vaginas.
Here am i
>>731476176
>Uh what?
how does NASA organize their company parties?
they planet
>>731476319
I wasnt aware i was trying to be funny but uh okay
>>731476468
>>731476319
samefag
Am I pretty?
>>731476540
That is the most retarded thing to samefag, idiot.
>>731476540
Why would i samefag that?
Thats doesnt even make fucking sense
>>731476319
which men are funny in this thread though
Hey guys just finished a blunt and im watching very emotional anime I can't believe mio died
>>731476849
>>731476810
samefag
Sup /b/?
>>731477017
you look like a rapist who is trying to re-invent themselves at college by dressing like what they think other young people dress like
>>731477017
/wrists
>>731477017
All I can think of are the Crow movies.
>>731477170
>>731477170
samefag
>>731477017
you look like a terrorist who could randomly break out in moonwalking
>>731477199
>>731477199
samefag
>>731477223
nope
>>731475550
>>731477017
Rich fuck
>>731477279
>>731477223
samefag
Fuck you all, you don't deserve my beautiful face
>>731477341
Your eyebrows are on fleek
What's with all these average generic looking fucks?
Like idgaf about uggos or whatnot. Is this what all of the youngins look like now?
>>731477366
>>731477223
>>731477199
>>731477170
stop samefagging
>>731477439
Believe it or not, most people most places look mostly normal
>>731477439
>Why does the average population look average
Gee, I don't know. It's a fucking mystery.
>>731466350
OP IS A FAG
https://youtu.be/K9zmiF810rw
>>731477439
Says Average McGaverage.
>>731477557
Only most of those are me.
>>731477522
Touche I guess /b/ has hit "average" vs neckbeards and basement dwellers. I have to go to /tg/ now.
>>731477557
Obvious troll
Go eat a goats gruff
>>731477580
>>731477580
>>731477366
>>731477223
>>731477199
>>731476849
>>731476810
>>731476468
>>731476319
>>731477279
>>731477223
>all of those are u liar
SAMEFAG
>>731477576
Look Scooby don't tell me there is food when there isnt.
>>731477773
Only 3 of those aren't me. Keep trying, you will get it. You're close.
>>731474820
German?
>>731477775
Go build your tolerance and then we can talk
>>731477826
no need to try, already proven that ur a filthy ass samefagging faggot
pls go kill urself
>>731477929
>proof
Nope.
>>731477855
I dont even smoke anymore. Besides that pic was fuck.. 13 years ago? Man I'm old.
>>731476608
>tfw everyone just ignores me
Wow, just like in real life!
>>731478053
Haha no not the doggy u?
>>731477397
what do you do that you need that mask?
also "No one cared who I was until I put on the mask"
>>731475265
this strong mental hospital patient escapee vibe happening, how old are you?
>>731477296
why'd you run away from home son?
>>731478009
won't be shocked to see you on dateline nbc's how to catch a predator.
>>731477995
You would make for a good dwarf in the LOTR universe
>>731477972
u should kill yourself instead of crying nope and acting like u wouldn't be samefagging at all but hf
cancerous
>>731478009
I like your eyes bro. No homo.
>>731473105
5/10 honestly
>>731472374
The most underrated comment ever. Holy fucking shit. People must just be too young to know what youre talking about.
>>731478101
Nope im an american. As far as i am aware my parents come from russian and irish roots
>>731478131
>>731477296
Because I like slabs of rock more than my parents, no joke
>>731478174
You got most of the posts I wrote bar 3, try again, you're so close.
>>731478131
I'm 20
They haven't caught me yet
>>731478131
Take a guess
>>731478276
I'm gonna buy you a nice rain suit and camping gear for christmas, son. also some nice boots.
>>731478152
I love me some dwarves.
Though I cut it off just a stache atm.
I always wondered if some people here legit use a pic of themselves. You really shouldn't, you know.
>>731478316
pressures on!
I don't know :' (
are they comfortable to wear?
>>731478310
soon, white coats with a straitjacket are coming for you!
>>731478310
I haven't read all previous posts. Where are you from if not mentioned? I'm guessing nationality in my head.
>>731477995
I love the beadie. I had one, he was a dick. Still loved the fucker though
>>731478513
lies
>>731478442
7/10
>>731478536
>>731476917
are you the guy that makes those youtube vids?
>>731478415
They'll have to kill me
I'll never be taken alive!
>>731478466
Washington state, USA.
Why? what were you thinking?
If curious, I'm half Irish, quarter Swiss and quarter native.
>>731478610
that extremely familiar tit pic is missing a timestamp
>>731478694
Moot, what the fuck are you doing here?
>>731478469
She is a good beardie. Never had an attitude. Most she does is sometimes normal beard puffs if I don't feed her on time.
Kid loves her. I have lots of herps. Used to go on /an/ but I'm too tired of the same old anti cats/pit threads.
>>731478694
Weird I'm in Spokane. And no idea yet. Hmm.. D&D maybe
>>731478771
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOUR TOE
>>731478727
>>731469600
Is this the cat that was/is being abused by a seen on /hgg/?
Morning b, phonefag reporting in
>>731478730
Gotta admit that's a new one
I usually hear Elliot Rodger or Milo
When I actually fix my hair and attempt to look less crazy
Just for you
>>731478807
Are you calling me fantastical?
I'll take that as a compliment
Regardless of intent heh
I won't deny I have somewhat odd features
Not inherently bad I don't think however
Olympia myself
>>731478898
your boyfriend looks a bit old
>>731478843
When I was 15 I got infected ingrown toenails in both of my big toes.
Bugged me so much I tried to cut them out by shoving medical scissors down and cutting them. Stupid me. Made it worse. Mom was a nurse too so dunno why I didn't ask her before.
Got swollen to twice that size. So went to doc they cut them out and scrapped the nail matrix from the bone. No toenails there now.
Also when they took the nails out it looked like a Texas longhorns skull.
>>731478861
oh shit post pussy
>>731478771
When I lived in Houston a few years ago I was part of their herp group HARKA. Met some amazing people and learned alot.
My roommates and I used to herp alot. Found mostly ribbon snakes and spiders lol
>>731478970
You are a foot lover's nightmare
>>731478610
Now throw in a timestamp and you're sure to show him who's boss
>>731478896
I'm the bearded dwarf looking dude so no judgment. That one pic I saw just made me think you were an Australian or Kiwi.
And darn too bad. I've met a few people from 4chan irl. Shit still know a few as friends.
>>731478984
What does /b/ think of me?
>inb4 paedophile.
>>731479046
throw on a windbreaker or winter coat and mmmm 7.8 / 10 maybe 8 /10
posting some attractive faces for objectivity
>>731479101
so hot and real
post double barrel roll
>>731478963
I agree, normally dump them at 2 1/2
>>731479101
Oh I like a hairy pussy. That little clit looks very lickable. Can you post your spread asshole please.
>>731478610
>>731478861
>2016 kekl
>>731479101
These are not pics of faces, gtfo
>>731479055
Nice. Right now I have.. let's see
3 crested gecko
1 gargoyle gecko
1 ball python (wife's)
1 hognose (see pic)
1 beardie
1 Uromastyx
2 panther chameleons
1 leopard gecko
And I have 3 adult breeder ball pythons coming in Friday.
>>731479063
I wouldn't doubt it. The shitty part is it makes the others grow odd. Not crazy just odd.
>>731479187
literally the only person paying attention.
>>731479182
And this is why we don't have nice things anymore.
Don't you have school work to do anyway? Like learn what a fraction is?
Okk
>>731479348
This guy's nipple will be at his armpit soon if he keeps buffing up...
>>731479215
Omg, I love Hognoses, I mean just look at its face! How could one not!?
I currently don't have any herps. My apartment is kind of small and I use my extra space for soaping. I cant wait for a bigger place, beardie is at the top of my list. I think mu 3yr old son would enjoy feeding it XD
>>731479348
lol his nipples sure look uneven
>>731479455
It's that "nose".
Probably, my 3 year old in the pic loves to feed mine. Have a video of it, pretty cute.
But alas I am old, off to bed. G'night anon.
>>731479647
Goodnight HerpDad
Someone get a writing utensil in their butthole, NOW.
>>731472633
Dead
>>731478861
2016???
Rate me
>>731471754
>One bedroom house, lonely plant faggot
>>731472374
>Easter islands
hahahaha
>>731472551
You look like a poorman's John Frusciante
Am I muscular?
>>731480143
not you but sans Iip fuzz, 8.5 / 10
>>731480417
you're something
>>731480450
LIKe?
>>731480462
u tell me
>>731472374
13 days sober
>>731466350
>>731479871
Would befriend in jail/10
Is bald dudes gotta stick together.
>>731480600
why such short hair?
>>731480417
would pay big money for that hat
>>731474233
you look doped up as hell
>>731472896
nigga you at least 40
>>731480417
you look like a fun guy man
>>731480659
Easier to deal with, more hygienic and it feels like a dolphin after I shave it with a. razor.
>>731476917
are you that one piece guy?
>>731480747
congrats on being sober.
I asked because when my parents sent me away in high school had mine shaved, but you look 18+ so I guess it was your choice.
>>731476917
Looks stinky but chill company/10
Can prob roll a mean blunt
>>731477017 punks dead/10
What is your "punk roxk" philosophy? I recently stopped out of my old crew because its bullshit and outdated.
>>731480650
haha, your not the first person to say that.
for the record though I'm not bald, just an arian brother.
>>731480808
Thanks man.
Yeah I look young but I'm turning 26 this year.
>>731472374
TOOK ME A SEC XDDDDD
>>731480417
newb gains, okay lats and no traps
>>731480417
Definitely in good physical shape
>>731479112
Paedophile.
>>731480859
im not related to punk stuff in any way i have no clue what you are talking about
>>731477106
thats part of my hands my wrist arent showing
Yo
Hey /b/
how do i look /b/?
Yo
>>731483344
Have at my double dubs
>>731483009
Rapey/10.
>>731483377
Mfw
>>731480143
age?
Hello /b/
>>731480417
pinhead
>>731483009
i would probably be nice to you at school so you would let me go live during the shooting
is this one of those fagget ig threads
>>731480143
literally made me laugh.
loose the fucking stache god dayum.
>>731483984
literally the cancer of b now. hey lets see them with clothes on
wat
>>731473678
please go to school
>>731468928
I knew Isis was on here just knew it
>>731466350
rate /b
>>731485581
Forgot the picture my bad, rate me a lil /b
>>731475191
Oh please don't even go there. Hoes 101 "they are so big I can't put them in modest clothing" bitch please I knew a girl with bigger tits than you and could keep them in her shirt
>>731476917
What the fuck? Fornever world is on here? Must be b8
Praise Kek and his mighty dick
guys im too afraid to post my own face, but here's one, updoot like and subscribe
>>731470822
Nigger
Rate mates
>>731479101
Your So fucking hot, Fancy Snapchat?
>>731480600
baldfag
>>731487331
you an aussie?