CONFIRMED
QUEEN IS DEAD
The code is London bridge is down. Get it right
ZOMG NONE!!!11!!!!
>>731465679
So a really really old person dies how is that news
>>731466085
Because she's the queen you nigger
>>731465679
She's not dead.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDWByboBAZo
>>731467580
Yes she is.
>>731467580
>She's not dead.
She's just pining for the fjords
>>731468203
>>731465679
>tfw peasants actualy believe she is dead.
>>731465679
And thus nothing of value was lost.
>>731468334
She's dead as fuck my nigga
>>731466939
america has no queen.
>>731468203
She's not pining; she's passed on!
>>731468203
The Norwegian Blue Blood prefers kippin' on it's back! Remarkable bird, id'nit, squire?
Lovely plumage!
>>731468203
Look, I took the liberty of examining that Queen at Buckingham Palace, and I discovered the only reason that she had been sitting on its throne in the first place was that she had been NAILED there.
ABC News
(@abcnews)
'No cause for alarm' for Queen Elizabeth II and Prince Philip are fine #BuckinghamPalace
>confirmed OP is a faggot
>>731468203
>>731468481
Must see
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YM5QMKLjjm8
>>731468701
>abc news
do you also go to bbc news for stories about trump?
>>731465679
You mean this queen? I mean gosh, I hope so. Her music sucks
>>731465679
My British friend who moved out here to California in the 80s is waiting for her to pass because he's never witness a new queen raise to power. He's 56 years old.
>>731468203
Nobody expects the Spanish inquisition!
shit, wrong sketch.
>>731468797
This is a stupid argument. ABC covers the royal family like you wouldn't believe. Between entertainment tonight and gma following the spawning you can guarantee they wouldn't get this wrong.
>>731468966
she's been the queen for my 63 year old mother's entire life.
>>731469035
lol no. abc is american brodcasting channel, bbc is big black cock.
>>731469064
I bet she's anxiously awaiting also. My buddy says he'll fly back there asap to be in the country when they transition.
>>731469064
Fuck your mother
>>731469409
nah, she's american and probably doesnt even know the queens name. i just know how to use google.
>>731465679
> CONFIRMED
> QUEEN IS OLD
Fixed that for you
>>731465679
Harry has come out of the closet...
>>731468797
no i only picked the TOP google rated story
>i could have copied the other 30 twitter reports saying Queen is still not kill
I know you get your news from /b/
>top kek
>>731469747
no, i get my news from facebook. 4chan is too full of fake news and misinformation.
>>731465679
Funny, that, I was just in the palace. With a sponge and a rusty spanner.
butt hurt brit fags their mommy is still alive and kicking.
what would they do without a woman telling them chucks what to do and how to do it.
>>731469830
Oh shut the fuck up you fucking knob
>>731469819
>still uses facebook
>still checks his myspace to see how Tom is doing (still his only friend)
>>731469830
Morrissey is so fucking hot, easy 10.
>>731469035
Ha, would you suck a log of shit out of Andy sixx's asshole?
>>731468334
Only britcucks are peasent to her
Americans are above her but default
>>731469999
LOGGED
Good. Fucking royal scum
im still spending your euros
>>731468203
I'm telling you, she is an EX-queen!
>>731468469
>>731465679
Phillip has kicked the bucket...
He is okay though, he sprained his big toe and the bucket got a dent...
world war 3 now!!!!!!!!!!!
I saw this on the BBC and thought you should see it:
Buckingham Palace meeting 'not about health of Queen or Prince Philip' - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39801908
>>731471612
www.bbc.cu.ck
>>731465679
long live the Burger King
>>731468469
Excuse me
>>731471723
>cu.ck
kek!
>>731471886
who?
>>731471931
should have added a /fake/news/ at the end. realized it as I pressed "post"
>>731470458
I hope someone now usurps these saxe gotha pricks!
>>731468203
This post gets top Marx
>>731471853
You tried that new Steakhouse Whopper?
>>731466939
Well I didn't vote for her
>>731472255
it's not new anymore you retard. the crispy chicken is the new sandwich at BK.
>>731472437
Nobody did.
>>731468798
>>731471886
Hey there. Just reminding you of my post :)
>>731465679
Nice try http://www.reuters.com/article/us-britain-royals-idUSKBN1800HB
Ol queenie's retiring. She's handing the throne over in conjunction with the dissolution of the UK govt.
OP's a Fucking massive hobo-cock gobbling queer.