Tell me your darkest secrets /b/.... You are completely anonymouse.

i cheat on my military husband a lot and he'll be home in two weeks

>>731465305
Ahh it's you

Moms car tried to fonger me in the back of friend

I want to share my gf with some friends with huge cocks

>>731465564
Cuck faggot

>>731465305
Delete your Yahoo email now!

>>731464818
probably gonna an hero

>>731465367
it's-a me!!

>>731465616
i don't have a yahoo email

I can only fap on omegle, or to omegle caps. I just love having girls show me their tits and pussy on cam and watching me cum

convinced a kid to take some E. He didn't want to but I assured him it was good (I had taken from the same batch and had no problems). The pill he took was bad and he died.

>>731464818
nice try, FBI

>>731465421
same

>>731465305
haven't seen you around lately georgia

>>731465808
i've been lurking ._.

I'm a non-offending pedo and a dad. Gone a decade without touching my daughter, just a few more years to go.

I accidentally caused my 4th grade teacher to have a miscarriage.

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I pretend like everything is ok. im usually pretty upbeat around people and make them laugh. when the day is over and im lying alone in bed as i have all my life. im reminded just how dead i really am inside.

I put myself through college by working as a prostitute. I stopped when I met a sugar daddy.

My husband knows about the sugar daddy but not the hooking.

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deeply afraid of everyone. can't look at them in the eyes, can't communicate correctly, don't share empathy. had to leave high school early and had to get my diploma from online school because of this. family makes fun of me while i dwell in my basement. thinking about an hero'ing but too much of a puss. might follow thru considering i was denied from my dream college yesterday.

I convinced someone to connect a medical hose and mask to a tank of helium and ingest it to make their voice sound funny. They went unconscious within a minute and subsequently died.

This was almost 20 years ago, and I think about it every night. They had no idea, and it was ruled a suicide.

>>731464818
I think a lot about a girl.

>>731465915
That's great news - you can do it! You're nearly there!

>>731465900
and how is your situation going?

>>731465915
>Gone a decade without touching my daughter, just a few more years to go.
a few more years until you touch her right

had a 12 gf when i was 25.

>>731466039
You belong here on /b/.

I regularly masturbate 12+ hours.

>>731466122
nice numbers! and i'm cleaning up my act because he'll be home within two weeks.

i voted on this... am i a bad person?
http://www.anonvote.com/poll/a544787c

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>>731466224
>>731466224
>>731466224

>>731464818
I've been telling lies about my friend forcing me to go after guys, out of fear that the guy I like will end up hating me.

>>731466106
Thanks. I post this here occasionally just to hear the support.

>>731466122
If she approaches me about wanting to do something once she's legal, I wouldn't say no.

>>731464818
My biggest secret is pretty fucking stupid. I have no life. That's not the secret. I have an inability to feel empathy. That's all.

>>731465637
Live stream it and post the link.

>>731466372
Dexter wannabe
Pseudo sociopathic faggot

>>731466262
practicing those kegels so he doesn't notice just how much your pussy has been stretched by dick while he was away?

you have time for one last debaucherous fling. why not?

My dad molested me when I was a kid.

Now I get off to kiddie fiddling stories.

>>731466465
I second this.
I'm in the mood to watch someone an hero.

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>>731464818
Aw c'mon! Why have you changed picture?

I've stolen panties from my aunt, mom, sister, sisters friends, my girlfriends mom, my friends mom's, and my friend's sisters

I traded my favorite book to a friend for his favorite video game. the last time i was at his house I stole the book back and kept his game

>>731466492
>Now I get off to kiddie fiddling stories.

Me too, so tell yours please.

>>731466187
thanks anon. lmfao.
only thing i have going for me is i'm not overweight like the stereotypes say.

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this guy >>731466262

and this guy >>731466489

are the same guy. lol.

I ripped the head off a squirel and jacked off with it.

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>>731464818
i guess its not a secret but i dropped out of school at 14 and i havent left my house in 6 years, im turning 20 next week and i have done nothing with my life, i dont kill myself because i hope one day i will live my life how i want but i know i will probably end up homeless or just keep living with my parents

>>731466489
that's not how pussies work

>>731466468
He isn't a Dexter wannabe, he is a Sociopath. You lack empathy for things. Doesn't mean he will go on a killing spree, but he won't be bitchmade at Granny's funeral, either.

Half of the valuable items I own are stolen. Haven't been caught so far.

>>731466019
Same, brah.

>>731466303
202 people did including me so don't feel bad, she do deserves all those titles.

>>731466590
I just read whatever is on asstr.

Do you have any you'd like to share?

I fucked my cousin one night. We're from the city and both actually pretty good looking but we went out to a big party on Halloween and saw there was a corn field maze. Thinking it was redneck enough, we disappeared out there later that night and I bent her over and fucked her. When my friend saw us, we laughed at her.

>>731465982
Greentext? That seems like a interesting story

>>731466039
Bro just get into any college. Go tear it up and move on

>>731466706
I'll have you know I'm quite an authority on the topic, I've seen several of them on the internet.

I regularly push my ex into stripping at lakes and other wooded public areas and parade her about letting anyone who wants a piece have their way with her while I watch.

>>731466307

Man, i wish. Two hand is the only way I can now.

>>731466039
every time you remain collected in a difficult situation, you gain power.

>>731466523
we have to keep you log of shit fans busy shooping

>>731467013
my response, my b
>>731466307

>>731466786
I do the same, but I meant tell the story of your dad molesting you.

cum in friends girlfriend socks. couple of days later she wore them and whe i saw i rock hard again.

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>I was able to use my sisters body to get off when and she didnt have a clue what was happening
>she was 9 and I was 16

im obsessed with older men, the only thing i think about is them fucking me.
its really bad to the point i want to fuck my own dad

>>731467111
Shit. What'd you do to her?

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>>731467137
>>731467137
>>731467137

>>731467179
im a guy

>>731467137
grill?

>>731467072
Never have, never will. 20 years of therapy, 2 stints in rehab for drugs and alcohol, 1 stint in a clinic for depression and I still haven't told anyone other than the therapist of the moment, and even then, nothing but the most basic facts.

>>731467204

thats exactly what i said.

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>>731467111
She remembers on a 6month basis I reckon when shes 25 itll come back up and she wont be able to forget

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>>731466643
when i was like 6 i walked in on my dad plowing my mom but didnt really know what i had witnessed. all i knew was that the guy was on top. so i convinced my sister to get naked and let me lay on top of her. i didnt have a boner or anything by my mom caught me pseudo raping my little sister and has never said mentioned it in almost 2 decades.

>>731467245
Stop being so melodramatic.
You just got molested. It's not that big of a deal.

Tell the story already faggot.

>>731467038
I've just used paint

>>731466917
oh okay then!!

My mother worked at an escort agency/brothel over weekends to help make ends meet.

When I was 12 she took me with her.

I generally think I have pretty successfully blocked out what happened, but every now and then I remember and shit goes sideways.

I've masturbated to completely non-arousing things before. Somehow I still get off.

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>>731467245
fuck that guy trying to get you to share it, you dont owe anyone anything

i got lucky and had several years of a sex life some people here can only fantasize about.

its everything you can imagine and more anons.

>>731467338
Femanon, actually.

>>731467412

R..Rorschach?

>>731465305
Tell him, cut ties. You are a piece of shit. Embrace it and let him die in peace.

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>>731467445
did u rape some girl in a dungeon or some shit

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>>731467111>>731467166

>When she would watch tv over the summer in her shorts laying down, I would sometimes casually get ontop of her and grind until I cum, it got further though I eventually did it with no cloths but nothing more (i was home babysitting her while i played games) but the furthest I went was grinding my dick against her pussy and ass

In my body resides a soul that has existed for hundreds if not thousands of years.

>>731467111
Shit bro what you do?

>>731467436
Why bring up the fact that you were molested and then not share the story?

That's like raping a girl but only putting the tip in.

>>731467511
if i ever tell him it'll be in a suicide note

>>731466710
Autistic people lack empathy too. Sociopaths are go getters. This guy is the type who couldnt event fit in thwith the kids still playing yugio in HS

I find girls on Snapchat through the Snapchat breads on /b/ and ask them if they want to watch me eat my own fun. if they say yes I deliver

>>731467338
This. Happens to everyone. Get it off your forever unclean chest.

>>731467519

>rape.

fuck no. i would never do that. she always wanted to. thats why i said i got lucky.

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>>731467549
welcome to the 3rd plane of existence anon, most people are like that. all is one n shit

>>731467538
Pussy

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>>731464818
Newest russian arctic surface-to-air missile systems "Tor-M2KM " and "Pantsir-SA"
From rehearsal for the parade in Moscow.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UisXJxVckwc

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>>731467622
>watch me eat my own fun

>>731467616
you ever going to give me that kik georgia?

I once did a bad thing to someone illegal by age.

>>731467635
You fucked an underage girl, didn't you?

>>731467507
I assumed so already. Only women have that much of a victim complex.

And the insult "faggot" is not sexual, nor does it imply that I am speaking to a certain gender.

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>>731467616
you girls and your obsession with being the victim, couldnt you like get some vibrators and dildos while he was gone i mean shit nigguh that guy has been betrayed.

>>731466303
Depends, which did you vote?

I am fairly famous in the entertainment world and I've been posting on /b/ for years. Nobody knows I post here, nor do they suspect.

>>731467622
*cum

>>731467616

Then kys. You have no excuse besides being a selfish cunt. No excuse is valid. So goodbye cruel world or leave.

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>>731467832
does that mean porn or does it mean i would have to google you to know who you are

>>731467832
What are your favorite threads celeb fag?

>>731467832

fuck off seth rogen.

I can suck my own dick

>>731467832
Andy Sixx? Is that you?

>>731467832
I know a couple of pretty well known athletes who post on 4chan. They say they love the anonymity. I've never actually caught one, but I sometimes wonder...

>>731466534
*breathes in*....boi, how???

>>731467787
i wasn't being a victim

>>731467953
i will

When I was 10, I had an older female friend who would constantly get suspiciously close to me. She thought I never noticed, but I was very aware. I just let her.

>>731467436
Let's hear your molestation story, too.

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>>731468069
>they love the anonymity.
>anonimity

>>731466059
Sheesh anon, that's heavy

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>>731468069
>>731467832
got proofs

>>731468080
What are you waiting for?!

>>731467737
Victim complex or not, I'm mostly over it. Productive member of society, off drugs and alcohol for 10 years, not on medication of any kind, married, have a kid, working on my masters. Life could be a lot worse.

I'm a normie who's been lurking /b/ for 11 years. i'm 25 now, and I figured out how to get a girl any night I want. sometimes it's like a dream, but the wake up is always a shock. if you're gifted with magnatism for girls, you are cursed to harm those you love. it affects everything. I can't say I'm not a normie. but imagine being just who you are thrown into situations where everyone tries to take advantage of you? I used to be a basement dweller. but one day I realized a fact that changed my life. i wasn't trying. at anything. wtf? so I started thinking of my life as a movie. think "catch me if you can" where you face rejection after rejection, failure after failure...there exists an ancient realm here. call it rock bottom. you have to feel everything you were meant to feel to truly change you. start from square one. it's a new game. learn how to play. try your best. don't lie. laugh at yourself. help yourself become someone who belives in you. because you are the first and the last person who will ever believe in you. you're counting on you.

>>731466019
Fuck this is me... I am incapable of feeling deep emotions except for hatred

im ugly and have never had a gf. i feel like crying when i see the 10/10 girls threads because i know i will never be loved by a girl like that.

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>>731468080
YOU'RE DOING IT AGAIN. just accept you fucked up cause you did i'm assuming. The way you're talking about
it makes you sound like a victim, just accept it and MOVE ON, you can still love your husband despite him being cucked you can still be happy even though you fucked up. nobody has to know but you. if you decide to take responsibility that means you know you fucked up and WILL WORK to improve your fuckups. taking responsibility in this case doesn't just mean you accept ur love life is now fucked because it isn't

I remember when being raped was just a part of life and not something to have issues about.

>>731468340
All your parents expressed or just you yourself?

>>731468424
Agreed.

>>731468080
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ttvytBoHEG0

>>731467616
So, you don't respect your husband enough to let him live his life. You are building a lie, thats all. A house of cards that will collapse and kill him. If you cut it now he is already unattached. He has a shot, you can pick up one of your fuckboys to numb the pain you shouldn't feel anyway. Or kill yourself, if you cant let him live. Then you die.

>>731468379
Can't you compensate? There are plenty of <5's out there who are equally as anxious about dating.

>>731468501

nobody likes ugly people and i am no different. i just accept my fate and try not to cry about it.

>>731467832
I like shake it off

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>>731468159
ive played the "show your penis/vagina game" when i was younger but other than that I dont got shit. one time i got beat up by like 10 people but it was fair game

>>731468424
feels for you bro. your love is cherished and cannot be taken away.

i inherited a shit load of money ebough to never have to wotrk again and live an amazing life and y secret is im still a lonley kissless fat ass virgin with no firned and gets drunk way to much and dance to club mixes and pretends to have friends but talking to myself (like for real) ald playing video games and hanging oput with the characters like real firneds and fucking fleshlights and no matter what still going to bed hugging a body pillow


TLDR i have all the money in the world and am still a beta faggot

>>731468307
Wow, what a well lettered and rational response.
Much respect for ya. This is the guy you were responding to btw.

>>731468274
courage

>>731468423
i do accept i fucked up and i am taking responsibility, what are you even talking about

>>731468471
thank you for your insights ._.

I think I would be in a much darker place if my mom didn't birth my now 2 year old sister. I'm 21 years old, I love her as I feel like a secondhand parent to her, and I need to see her grow up. I'm also inspired to be my best self because I don't want her to have a piece of shit brother that wallows in self loathe.

>>731468465
Top KEK

>>731465915
When I was 12, my father fucked me,when he was drunk. Now ,when I think about it, my pussy ist getting wet.

>>731468078
You just do it. Want to see them over kik?

i feel like a lot of the secrets here are made up but fuck it, here goes mine:

i used to have sex with a guy from church when i was 12 and he was 28, and i turned out fine. i dont even like little boys or anything. but im not angry about it.

I had a fuck buddy and I fucked her sister. To my surprise she was OK with it.

>>731468246
I'm not American, so I doubt you'd even know who they are. One is an international cricketer, the other field hockey. The cricketer I met on 4chan years ago, just as he was starting to become famous. He's currently playing in the IPL and making a fuck ton of money. We're still pretty close, but we're both married with kids, so nothing much happens anymore (although he still sends me pics of women he hooks up with while on tour).

The field hockey player is a massive 6'8 guy who got drunk and told me he collects pics of traps online, and I said on 4chan? And he was shocked as fuck and I was like, yeah, I know about 4chan. We still talk but like I said, I'm married now, sooo...

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>>731468628
clearly you haven't otherwise you wouldn't have bothered to respond. the only reason you're on here is for attention anyways, it's not like /b/ is fucking stupid even though we pretend to be

>>731468699
>When I was 12, my father fucked me,when he was drunk. Now ,when I think about it, my pussy ist getting wet.

lol. anon, i keep telling you, you are a terrible liar. seriously.

>>731468587
wtf anon just wow.....

>>731468628
You can add boring to your list of fuck ups.

>>731468464

This is from a guy raped by a nigglet when he was a smaller child.

I hate nignogs because they are what they are, not over that. Racism should come from a feeling of superiority not weakness.

How else can you hope to kill them right?

>>731468379
Take a vacation from this place.

>>731468758
i'm here to wallow in disgust of myself and the verbal abuse helps *shrug*

>>731468785
i will thanks

I actually quite like this song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zp0w346xI28

>March 30th, 1994

I was boarding a flight to Seattle, Washington when people were forming around someone like Seagulls around food at a beach.

That person was Kurt Cobain. I saw him leave the airport in Seattle in a taxi. On the flight and when we landed, I spoke to him. Once saying I was a fan of his music, and the second telling him I hope he feels better, because I knew something wasn't right.

I was one of the last people on Earth to see Kurt Cobain alive, even though I'm not significant.

>>731468874
Boo!

Get off the stage!

>>731468702
Sure, what's your kik?

>>731468874

>Woe is me

Hey no one here asked you to be a giant slut. This is your own fault, now call hubby, tell him your a piece of shit and just fuck off forever.

>>731468874
what do you do when you're getting abused in these threads? do you masturbate or cry or what?

>>731468379

A rare 10/10 is not a shitty person because their life has been doted on because of looks giving a sense of entitlement and vanity.

Never had a 10 but I've had 8 and under. Can't even fuck a chick if she isn't cool anymore. That and being married I guess.

>>731468628
Nah, you just lying. Responsibility and loving your meal ticket are much more than saying i messed up by taking 20 dicks while my husband was on patrol. He will find out, its only a matter of time. If you tell him he can figure it all out. If he finds out after reconnecting with you then you are destroying his life. It just shows how terrible women are, you are the epitamy of all that i hate in women. I cheated on my wife, but i stepped up. Told her the truth, my reasons, how i felt about it. Then i said, you make a decision. It will never happen again, but it already happened. And she stuck with me. Now every day is spent making her happy and giving her what i took. But i doubt you will do that. Because you are a woman. And only have lies and manipulation.

>>731465686
Tits?

I used to masturbate with my 14 year old sister. Oddly enough, it was her idea. I'm an exhibitionist. I love to cum wherever and hope people find it. I also love to act like a slut. My butt is also very big. Fucking huge.

>>731469206
>I'm an exhibitionist. I love to cum wherever and hope people find it. I also love to act like a slut. My butt is also very big. Fucking huge.

kim what are you doing here you should be launching your new handbag line

>>731469101
This

>>731469101
you're*

>>731469106
neither i just feel better about it :x

>>731469115
i was following your train of thought until you said you cheated too. get off your high horse buddy

>>731469164
lurk more

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>>731468765
I am not

I'm average looking, but I'm also 5 foot fucking 4. Imagine what it's like having people joke about your height from 7th grade to 12th. It's now been three years since I've graduated and I still get remarks on my height, people telling me that I look 14 or some shit. To go along with my shortness, I also have a baby face, right? But then I have a deep voice. I'm a creepy little fuck. I think about the possibility of a dating life, but it would have to be a girl that doesn't want kids because I am not planning on giving some poor boy my same experience. Petty as fuck maybe. I don't know.

Pray every day her new relationship doesn't work out so she'll want to come back to me. That's while I'm dating someone else.

>>731469287
>neither i just feel better about it :x

so you just...sit and read? drink iced tea or something? don't feel anything or do anything?

>>731468587
dude, you need a best friend. that's how alpha's do it, they feed off each other and push each other towards success. I'm not saying it's an easy thing to find a best friend, but if you're actually smart then activity planning should be no problem. become that guy of the group. you set the date to go camping, or go to vegas. no normie recognizes the power of this position, and none of them want it. but guess what? when you speak, you demand respect. when you know how to read the map, when you find stream for water, when you put your fucking head to use, you will impress yourself. every goddamn time. and those times you don't, you have a new story to tell over some beers. you wanna know why you don't have friends? here's some tough love: you're either boring, or useless. or too much of a cuck to prove otherwise. I've done so much fucked up shit, I wish it didn't take that much to make me realize. being cool is fucking cool. and how do you be cool? you learn to follow that one fleeting feeling that steers you towards an unknown. from there just trust yourself, and act like james bond. you only need to hold it long enough for her to realize how awesome you acutally are. and girls love a story like that. you gotta write your own fairy tale, bro.

>>731469321
so..you have a nipple, therefore your father fucked you and you get off to the thought now

I don't think that logic works

Curious.

Anyone else ever fap with a friend around. Not to watch each other but basically because one of you has a semi empty house and had internet?

>>731469433
>so..you have a nipple, therefore your father fucked you and you get off to the thought now

he posts that sometimes. along other poorly constructed shitty lies.

>>731469494
not to mention badly shooped pics

>>731469371
it takes more abuse for me to be sexually into it tee hee

>>731468462
What?

I have a great wife and family but smash prostitutes all the time. I always feel bad when I initially blow but then i just say fuck it. I just had a 50 yo lick my fart box yesterday I'm 35.

>>731469287
Do you feel better about it because you think you're smarter than the posters who criticize/shame you?

>>731469390
lol thabnks but where does a 32 year old man find friends everyone my age is already set

I play Yu Gi Oh Duel Links...

>>731469584
>tee hee
get out

I work with this fucking pommie bitch. We both started on the same day. Its now been 7 years and ive hated her every single day. There is this secret clique at work who also hate her. we talk about her behind her back and pull juvenile pranks to fuck with her etc etc. Anyway i take my pranks to tye next level but i dont tell anyone. The current ongoing prank im running involves me staying back late at work after everyone else leaves and i jizz into the soy milk, shake it up real good and leave it in the fridge. She is lactose intolerant so shes the only one that drinks that shit. Every morning she makes a coffee and i almost get hard at the thought of my jizz streaming down her throat.

>>731469287
The difference is i took responsibility and had respect for the love of my life. I fucked a hooker, it was just for sex because she wasnt taking care of my needs, just blew me off always had other priorities. I didnt want a gf, i didnt want any attachment because I love my fucking wife. Then i told her because i can take responsibility for my actions. Woman can't they are professional victims and manipulators. You will never be worth shit in life except your pussy. Yeah im a fuck up, but i can admit it. You cant while you are sucking down ten cocks a day.

>>731466019
Literally me. I even have a girlfriend but at the end of the day it just all feels so dull and meaningless. I want to off myself but I'm scared of the trauma I'll cause for my family and friends.

>>731469335
dude who GIVES A FUCK. EVERYBODY ELSE yea maybe but does that mean you have to? stop being a sad sack, and get fucking shredded. if you're shredded, nothing matters. what pussy doesn't get wet for a magestic bronzed 5'4" 200lb mass of rock hard steel. if you really give a shit do the one thing that can fix it and stop asking for a way out of it.

>>731469272
Kim? But that's a girls name, dummy.

>>731469618
i don't but it's the only applicable retort when someone abuses your/you're...

>>731469717
>Yeah im a fuck up, but i can admit it. You cant
i can and do

>>731468729
I'm an Australian. Who is the cricketer?

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>>731469770

What the fuck you say?

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>>731469770
no shit

my sister gave me her virginity when she was 13.

>>731469907
To the person you fucked over. You cant even apologize for fucking up the sacred bonds of marriage. You just need a meal ticket.

>>731469907

I think he means more than on an anonymous board you can hide behind.

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>>731470004
Pretty similar

>>731464818
I harbor the desire to cut off people's skin and make it into clothing.

I once jerked off to my aunt

>>731470057
>>731470069
oh okay that makes sense, fuck

>>731469636
by doing something. pick up an insturment and look for a band. start rock climbing. go to classes at the local community college. go to a golf driving range with no idea what the fuck you're doing and ask the guy if he'd give a first timer a 60-second explaination on how to drive. go to a dock, preferably near a bay. sailors are some of the kindest, but most difficultly moral people on the planet. if you truly are a good person, a sailor will recognize this about you. ask if someone could use a deckhand. it will change your life, and is always waiting for you.

>>731470140
Do dead people dumb ass, buy crematorium. Dont kill peopme when ypu can do that shit legally.

I groped my sisters ass when she was sleeping.

>>731469907

Your still a shit person who can't hold down a commitment. Admitting it on the internet doesn't count, you have to tell hubby your a shit person to his face.

But you won't. Hubby pays the bills and gives you money for nice shiny things.

>Your

>>731470140
That's pretty normal actually.

>>731470161
Ant*

>>731469907

Love and lust are two seperate things, even though they have quite a bit of overlap. Can you really blame someone for doing something that is as natural as taking a piss? Just communicate openly and honestly about it, as you should with everything.

>>731469907
No, I meant it in broader terms. Wasn't referring to the 'your' thing

>>731466059
You're a fucking idiot, and an asshole for taking someones live like that.

>>731466059
life*

>>731464818
I touch myself even though I know God is watching.

im cheating on my wife and falling in love with the 18 year old girl from subway.

>>731470326
>>731470358
You fucked that up with the typo.

>>731469335
I'm a 5' tall femanon and have dated anywhere from 5'2 to 7'2. The best thing about dating someone shorter is that you can have sex standing up. Perhaps find someone shorter?

>>731470270

she knows

wouldn't you wake up if I grabbed your ass while you were asleep?

>duh.bmp

>>731470311
if he ever finds out he will kill me, i'll put it in a suicide note if i ever do tell him. he has temper problems (like everyone in the rangers).

>>731470317
oh alright, well, i don't think i'm smarter than anyone. i'm not sure how you picked that up about me

>>731470161

the thought of her? or like while she was there? did she know?

>>731467538
>learn
>to
>greentext
You underage fucking retard. How about you send us some nudes of yourself? Show us what a whore you are.

And mods, banning me for requesting cp wouldnt be accurate would it? I mean you have to be 18 to use this site. Now let this fucknugget send some nudes, cause he surely will.

>>731464818
>anonymous
>on the internets
Top kek, anon. I lost hard

>>731469979
Nah, already said too much.

Where in Oz are you?

>>731470140

thank you Bill

>>731467832
Jack Black

>>731466566
Lol, you're a little prick

>>731470556

i never said anonymous.

>>731470189
If you cant admit it, leave him. At least give the poor guy a fucking shot. If you love him you will live a life of regret. Ans the whole truth, not some half assed bullshit. Otherwise he will never trust you again. Best case he has his own shit to come clean on. Worst case you had the man of a lifetime and you blew it. Middle ground he accepts it, you accept it. You work on building a great future and you show your man how much you love him. A relationship built on lies never works.

>>731470007
>my sister gave me her virginity when she was 13.

>gave

implying

>>731465915
That takes a lot of strength. I'm proud of you, anon

>>731466628
No you didn't, stupid kid...get out of here, go find some other thread to act dumb in

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>>731470004
>kim-k-break-the-internet.jpg

cottage cheese when you don't shoop dat ass

>just saying

>>731470629

i had been asking her if she wanted to have sex but she kept saying no. and then one time she just gave it to me. it was weird.

>>731469321
>

eurofagfemanon

the thought that I can commit suicide is sort of comforting. at least I have control over that. and every second I last I'm kicking and screaming but I'm still here. and that's something.

>my hidden life
I only go out from 11 to 1 to handle family matter and then I stay at home. Been repeating this process for 1year now. I've not met anyone nor gone out to socialize, I'm a shut in.

>my mental state
I think I'm slowly going insane or something. I'm having these little seizures where I just jitter and spaz for a few but I'm still concious. I have BPD though undiagnosed so I don't know if I this contributes to anything.

>my period of insanity
I was a NEET for 6months after high school and I was a shut-in too at that time. Didn't talk to anyone outside family. I have Schizoid PD too so I thought I could handle it but no, I slowly went into delirium and started seeing things at the corner of my eyes or hear things past 12am. Sometimes I hear my name being called or a whisper but I was too scared to respond.

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>>731467832
Nobody cares though. Thats not a secret you flaming homosexual. Tell us something good.

>>731467332
I've literally done this. Not a big deal, dude. If it embarrasses you, just forget about it. If you want your mom to know what's up, tell her. Jeez

>>731467622
Whats their reaction? Do grills find that hot of disgusting?

>>731468699

how old are you now?

how many times did you fuck him?

do you still fuck him? do you blow him?

>>731470410
Wow, why? She will get old too and probably be a bigger bitch than your wife. Why the fuck do you shitty people get married? You cant just jack off or ask your wife for a blowjob? Jesus fucking Christ. You want to fuck arounf and wonder why your marriage is shit.

>>731470513

Why stay with someone with temper problems who steps in and out of your life for work? You don't owe him a thing, you're the director and lead actress of your own story. You don't owe anyone an explanation to a certain point, honestly.

>>731470741
more likely ausfag

>>731464818
I vape

>>731470844
Fucking faggot.

I've felt sexually attracted to my pet rats and I've orgasmed by rubbing one over my pussy. I have a strong relationship with him in particular but I've done it with multiple rats.

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>>731466523

retard

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I love how antidepressants make me give zero fucks about things.
You guys should try it.
There's one downside tho: even the good/important things I've been working on so hard aren't of interest anymore. Good thing I don't care lol.

>>731466031

I'll pay to fuck you right now

I've killed multiple people.

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>>731470844
Vape natiooooooooon

>>731470894
what the fuck

I really hope this isn't true
>please no timestamped rat

>>731470986
Why and how?

>>731470986
do you have regrets?

>>731470894
That's hot for some reason. Mind if I watch?

>>731470695

how old were you?

how many times did you fuck her? did she suck your cock? did you eat her cunt?

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>>731470894
ur just abnormally horny, try not to rape your rats though. Animals aren't supposed to provide that sort of experiential catalyst without karma debt

>>731470513
I think you came here to ease guilt by watching others' criticisms fall short of your own vivid ones, thereby justifying a less harsh self-judgement of your actions. Is it just that you had to let it out to someone?

>>731470986
Yourself next, please and thank you. Unless they were rapist, killers or drug dealers (heroine). Then thanks for helping out civilized society.

>>731470962
Nah, I'm old now (33) and had a kid so I have stretch marks and a c-section scar. I want cry when I think of how hot I was, but oh well. The kid's worth it.

>>731468562
That's literally my fetish.

>>731468423
>Chakra 3.jpg

Chakra Kahn, Chakra Kahn, let me rock you Chakra Kahn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hX9E44mClKs

>>731471013
PLEASE TIMESTAMPED RAT ON PUSSY

>>731471110
jesus christ that's deep. could be true.

>>731468549

faggot

you deserve your self-imposed misery. your tears sustain me

So everyone's gawking over a whore but not some guy who met Kurt Cobain?

Fuck her dude, she's irrelevant.

>>731471156
>the kid's worth it
keep telling yourself that

>>731471156
Any pics from the past?

>>731471117
dude, a part of America that should be part of the military but is underrepresented are reformed convicts. America is feared because of a white man above a button. but it has never been invaded until now. these ninja faggots are at our front door.

>>731471156

you know you miss it

I'll pay you to blow me

>>731468708
Are you a guy yourself??? Orrr??? regardless, that is hot.

>>731471220
Unlikely, if she had regrets her posts would have reflected regrets. Instead she seems to deflect blame and wanted justification for her actions. Hints the throwing in abuse and shit later on, typical women shit imo.

>>731471038
I work in a healthcare field so it wan't weird for them to die.

>>731471041
No.

>>731471117
They deserved it.

>>731467412
Your mother is a terrible person. I hope you realize that.

>>731470925
Easy peasy work

>>731471428

yeah im a guy.

>>731471327
Thats reaching and justifying your hate. Niggers are okay 75% of the time. Muslims, maybe 40% idfk. Kill the right fucking people to "cleanse the earth" some random nig trying to go to college aint the right one. Kill the nigger slinging dope.

>>731467412
it's not your fault.

>>731471478
she? i'm her you dip

>>731471484
What made them deserve it?

>>731465305
That bums me out hardcore.... ruined my night.

>I'm dating a girl from the UK Who plans on hanging with me next year. (I live in Chicago)

>I told this other girl that I knew that I had a crush on her the day she broke up with her asshole of a boyfriend.

>She is also hanging with us on the trip.

>I literally want to smash both her and my gf in bed but I'll most likely unleash my sexual frustration inside of my gf

>>731471510
*FBI /s thread in style*

I really like Whitney.

>>731471051

20s.

i never counted. but a lot.

yes.

yes.

>>731471661
They were evil people.

>>731470394
You sick fuck

>>731471758
Can you elaborate?

when i was 17 i masturbated in a tent with a 40 year old lady. i came on her stomach and ran out

>>731471484
Then thanks, keep up tje good work and dont get caught. We need less criminals in daycare and more put down. Then the shit will stop spreading. But dont let race be to only motivation, think rationally. As MLK said, judge a man by his actions. Nigger or not, just most the time niggers act like shit.

I like to make up secrets because it's fun to pretend.

>>731466876
OMG
I have a similar story with two of my cousins and I guess when I was younger I was touched by my older brother and it triggered me to become extremely interested in sex.

So I went to see my older cousin and I remember grinding on her and she pulled down her pants and would let me ride her a bit lol...she hasn't mentioned it again I think she either repressed the memory or I did most of it I don't even remember when we stopped or why.

Also I would blow my cousin while his mom and her boyfriend would get drunk and fuck extremely loud or when his mom isn't home I'd always have the need to cum in his mouth...

>>731471834
Rather not for my own safety/security/not going to jail. I will say this, one raped a small child year old to death.

>>731471909
Race has never been a motivation you sick fuck.

>>731471659
So you dont know if a post about your motivations are true or not? Then they arent, someone gave you an excuse and you are using it lmao.

>>731471666
why? nice numbers btw

I'm not a gay as everyone thinks I am

>>731472036
Good, cleared my conscience. Continue killing!

>>731472040
it's not about post motivations it's about why i feel better getting abused over this

I'm at work and about to go on break to masturbate in the handicapped toilets to a badly-written story on asstr

When I was 16 I had a job working with my cousin in cleaning pools / mowing lawns in the summer.

We had this MILF (Divorced/3 kids in a BIG house) who was easily 45 and a Lawyer or some shit but a goddess hire us every 2 weeks to trim the hedges and mow 'n shit, and she trusted us enough. She leaves her back door unlocked and leaves. Nobody else home, so I say to my cousin I need to 'pee'.

I sneak upstairs into her bedroom, go to the laundry hamper and take 2 lacy, sexy ass panties. Whiff them like I'm huffing fucking paint, rub my dick in and on it, then sneak out with them and put them in my backpack in our truck. Not before I opened her drawers and licked her (hopefully) used dildo, just did everything I could to get as close to her pussy as I could've. Left, continued my job and nobody knew the wiser. I actually just recently ditched those panties, like 2-3 months ago because I found them in an old hidden box I kept in my sock drawer. Continued to work for her until I left for college.

She's in her 50s now, but I'd still run through her no problem.

>>731472036
I didn't get it I guess. How did you eliminate them?

>>731472163
I get no enjoyment out of it.

I want to have sex with my boyfriends best friend

>>731472244
Again, rather not say.

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>>731466039

When i was 15 i had an asian english tutor (yeah i get the irony). Anyway she would never wear a bra to the sessions. She was late 20s and not that hot but teenage hormones and her big nips poking through always got me hard. Find out she is moving back to china or whatever so went to her apartment for last session. She is all packed up, suitcases and shit in the room where we are doing the session. She leaves the room for a minute and i decide to go through her suitcase. Find some black lacey panties. Start sniffing them and putting them in my mouth when she walks in on me. She doesnt say a word for like 10 seconds then sits down next to me. I think we are about to get on with the tutoring when her hand moves over to my rock hard cock. She gets up and sits on my lap. Looking into my eyes she asks me if i want to pass my english test or not.
Cont?

>>731472359
Just a very brief hint? I think I can use my imagination then

>Tried to molest my sister when I was a little kid
>didn't really know what sex was, just was curious about body stuff
>we used to kiss all the time and one time I asked her to (what I now know would be scissoring)
>looks at me weird and said no wa
>flash forward to sex ed in the 6th grade where I learn what rape is and feel evil as fuck
>was never molested (to my knowledge unless I repressed it) just a lewd kid

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>>731472359
>this is so true

>>731472203
Whatever, you are only worth a fuck. No more no less. I just feel sorry for all the people who are around you. You build a facade and destroy everyones lifes. But you gotta cum a few times tee hee. Well worth it! You should consider killing yourself. Save everyone the hassel of finding out what a piece of shit you are.

>>731472549
I work in an emergency setting, death just happens sometimes...

>>731472036
Seems like youre doing a good thing. Well done.

>>731472605
you're right and i agree

>>731472571
?????

>>731472266
Wtf is wrong with you people. If you want to fuck around be single. Its that easy you retarded fucks.

>>731472754
It means go fuck yourself

I've fucked my cousin anally on/off from when we both were 13-18. The last time we had sex was vaginal, after I blackmailed her. She was dating some country hick and I took a picture of a condom I masturbated into and put it in her room, and told her I'd tell her boyfriend if she didn't have sex with me, and I promised it would be the last time.

She was crying but rode my dick for a few minutes, I busted a nut and felt like a bitch afterwards. I eventually made it up to her because it was a shit move to make but I was stupid desperate for pussy in my youth. I will forever carry that shame between us.

We'd fuck with consent from one another before that, but we just stopped one day and she got a boyfriend and I was needing some pussy. The only time I really begged/blackmailed for pussy.

Seeing how we've got a relatively normal relationship again... Would I blackmail her again? No, but I would fuck her again if she asked for it. But, do I regret doing it originally? No, not really. Felt good to have sex, I kind of wish I can relive that moment in time again because I'm on another dryspell.

>>731472623
FbI lurk. If what you say is true, stfu

Someone remembers those guys who said Who work in a laboratory and they said they would sometimes take bacteria to malls to kill random people Does anyone remember that?

>>731472838
I mean... ok?

>>731472558
Just sex play nothing to be ashamed of
>curiosity killed the cat

>teenage life
I fucked my third world country gf numerous times on the rooftop of their ghetto ass apartment complex
Shitsmeared sex many times
Eventually her hymen broke and I ditched her fearing consequences, I was young and stupid

>early 20s
Cousin was drunk and overly flirtatious, I took her to the pool showers and fucked the shit out of her, we agreed to keep it a secret

>thirties - now
I experimented with a chubby masochist and discovered that I love manhandling women

These are my generic secrets

>>731464818
>be me, 29
>move to new house with fiancée and kid ten months ago
>old couple live on the other side of street
>friendly smiles and nods given when we see them
>guy is about 80, woman is about 50 and she is Thai
>turns out the guy was married before but left his wife and kids for her
>within the first three months an ambulance had been to their house probably five times
>one of the times they took the old guy away with an oxygen mask on his face
>walking home one day and an ambulance is leaving our street
>"old guy must be sick again"
>about a week later, funeral cars appear outside their house
>...he fucking died...
>A few weeks after the funeral my fiancée says I should see if she needs anything
>dontwanttogetinvolved.png
>"Oh ffs anon she's all alone just go and see if she needs anything"
>if_it_will_shut_you_up.zip
>Knock on door, she answers, doesn't seem upset at all
>I offer my condolences and ask if there's anything I can help with
>She says yes she needs some heavy things moving, apparently he left nearly all of his stuff to his old family
>She starts telling me that she feels relieved he died because the last few years he has been very violent
>She rolls her sleeve up to reveal a scar int he shape of a bite mark
>She says it's her own fault for trusting a much older man and she wished younger people were interested in her
>isitahint.bmp
>she's a 6.5-7/10 even though she's about 50 she dresses really well and looks after herself
>I tell her not to be too hard on herself and that she seems really nice and looks great, etc.
>She asks me to stop being nice and doesn't need my pity
>I tell her I'm not pitying her I really mean it
>Yeah right anon, sure you do
>Kiss her, a rather limp kiss like you kiss a relative on the side of the cheek
>She is very taken a back by this but she says "see, that's all you can muster" in her Thai accent
>Fuck this, fully kiss her and hold her waist close to mine to the point my cock is pressing against her

More?

>>731465305
This isn't a secret. This is normal

>>731472901
Thays because you have to steal pussy. You cant get it from caring for someone you dumb fuck

i've been depressed since my mother died when i was 12... im 35 now. told no one

recently i came across a lot of money, i though things would make me happier, i'm just as miserable if not more now.

>>731473112
Shit u rite

>>731473050
tl;dr version pls

>>731472527
Cont....
I said of course i do. She began to get up off me and i realised what she was really asking. So i grabbed her hips and said nah i suddenly dont care about the test. She said good to hear. She started rubbing her pussy up and down my cock, over the clothes still. And we started making out. After a few minutes she took off her top. First time i ever saw tits this close up. Start sucking on them. Her nips are massive and hard. She moans in a high pitch which really turned me on.

>>731473050
Nah, we're good. Story is fucking trash and boring.

>>731473167
tl;dr - You're a faggot.

>>731471493
She died a few years ago, and up until the day she died she pretended not to understand why I wanted nothing to do with her.

My grandmother has a literal fucking shrine (old school Dutch catholic) up in her house dedicated to my mother and tells me I need to make peace with my mother. My grandmother has no fucking clue. None.

>>731471870
You should have stuck it in her, you fucking bitch! What a coward!

>>731473050
How new are you? Threads about to 404 noone is even gonna read the first part, nigger

>>731473185
His story is alright, at least he has one.

CONTINUE.

>>731473243
I've posted 2 different stories earlier, fuck off. it's a fake porn story about some fantasy he has/had.

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>>731473140

your mother sucks cocks in hell.

>>731473197
Yeah, yeah, we all are. Now take the time to provide the proper fucking tl;dr version you neckbeard

>>731472214
Licking the dildo? That's kinda gross....I'd rather sniff her panties...and choke myself with them, than lick the dildo...fucking weird....But then again, I like to eat ass and sniff the sweat coming down from a thick bubbly ass after a hard workout...But i'll never lick a used dildo...disgusting...

>>731473207
Hot story is hot. I'd like to sex you

>>731473184
Cont...
She whispers in my ear asking me if ive ever had sex before. I said no, which was true and she told me that she would take good care of me. She told me to take off my clothes amd sit back down on the chair. Then she turned away from me and bent over and slowly took off her gym pants. It was then i found out she didnt like wearing panties either. She then hopped up on the desk we were working on and spread her legs wide open, ordering me to kneel down in front of her. She grabbed the back of my head and forced into into her pussy. Not that she really had to use any force as i was eager to taste pussy for the first time. She fucked my face for a little while

>>731473367
Well, at least you know you arent gay.

>>731464818
i have poo'd in a burgerking that only had one toilet, automatic flush mechanism only. it wasnt working so i left right as someone was waiting to come in. i ran. then told my friends about it and we laughed