I've been thinking for a while of getting one of these horse

>>731458598

leave

You're a faggot

>>731458666
Don't make it weird, anon

>>731458666
Satan commands obedience

>>731458666
There you have it OP, the Truth has been spoken

>>731458598
if you like fantasy creatures why not buy a dragon dildo, the horse dildos look so plain theres not curves or serious bumps there basically only popular cause there so long and thick. buy a nice dragon with lots of curves and bumps.
i recommend nova breeder.

>>731458598
Well considering the last guy to get fucked by a real horse died, this is the lesser of two evils

>>731458666
The dark lord speaks

>>731458666
Lol

>>731458832
I actually do have the nova and it is my favorite dildo to use. Though I was thinking of another Chance because it's a bit of a symbol of power within the dildo culture i suppose? It's so very iconic and would love the idea of having it used on me.

>>731458860
Prove it

>>731458975
The guy dying or the dildo being the lesser evil?

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>>731458666

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>>731458957
>dildo culture

>>731459066
The guy dying

>>731458957
>Horse cock
>More of a power symbol than a knotted toy
>Knotting being the autisticly ultimate domination of the beast over your asshole

>>731459091
The gay community.

>>731459128
en m wikipedia org/wiki/Enumclaw_horse_sex_case

Dont have the video, But you can find it somewhere on the internet. Btw thus happened in 2005

>>731459354
>>731459128
The video is called "mr hands" you can find it probably within the first few results of a google search. You don't see any evidence of the result of his death. Just a horse fucking his ass for about 20 seconds and cumming in him. Then the video cuts away. This is affirmatively the only video that exists of this event. But it is in fact the cause of his death.

>>731459128
Disregard what I said on >>731459354

Found the video

bestshockers com/2-guys-1-horse/

>>731459137
This. Horse cock is nice, but knots are even better. Personally I like the Fenrir, though the knot's pretty thick in comparison to the shaft so it's not exactly kind to the uninitiated.

>>731458598
>Therefore you can agree dragon dildos =/= zoophilia.

Who fucking cares about this shit. Why bother mentioning it?

If you want a horsecock up your ass you want a horsecock up your ass. If that makes you a little gay or a little zoo then whatever. Labels are stupid. Don't make fucking excuses and just own up to it.

Horsecock is best cock. You won't be disappointed.

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Oh what the hell
OP Here
this is my collection
I also bought a medium rex recently

>>731459128
So you think the last faggot who tried to fuck a horse was in 2005? Somewhere right now is a proud gay man getting rammed by a majestic stallion. He probably is cumming the same amount that's being deposited in his open used ass.
What have you done tonight besides wade in the kiddy pool of large cocks?

>>731458598
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2dJ-JUzhVs

>>731458957

Go flare or go home.

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>>731458598
>I wouldn't ever fuck a dildo that looks like a real human penis. Those things are creepy and weird
>but horsecocks and dragon dildos are fine

>>731459784
Oh, you have Fenrir already! That's a very colorful collection, anon. How is Spritz, out of curiosity?

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>>731459784

Some nice silicone dongs there broseph.

If you get another horse, get it flared.

>>731460026
male human penises are gay, unless it's a girl's penis but if it's a dildo you can't know

>>731460047
Not very interesting. I Would say that nova is my favorite, and then my medium renrir, then my medium rex, then my medium chance. The tentacle is my least favorite btw

>>731460875
but fucking a male horse is straight?

>>731461008
Nova's probably a little pricey for me, but I appreciate the input. The tentacle does look kind of uncomfortable, though.

>>731459784
can we see them in use ;)?

>>731461017
getting fucked is not fucking

Get the large. If you have that many of their dildos you can move up. Don't be a faggot.

So do y'all actually fuck yourself with these? Like fast in and out, or is it more just sitting on it and jerking off!

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>>731458957
if you want iconic then you need a XL Rex and take the knot.

>>731458666
Fuck even Satan disapproves of this degeneracy.

Gross

>>731458666
satan has spoken he must be banned

>>731461387
I like to bounce on mine, so more of an in and out thing. Though just having it in me feels pretty good by itself.

>>731458598
i like this new copy pasta

>>731458666
i witnessed satan speak.

>>731461550
What lube is that?

>>731459784
Honestly I would say check Bumblehooves, if you're not afraid of contracting ponies. It's like chance, but thicker. I have a med chance, and I'm considering a bumblehooves b/c I don't need deeper

>>731462675

Bad Dragon Cumlube probably.

>>731463097
It looks too thick for cumlube
Not like I've been able to get my hands on the new formula, my country can't let lubes in because it doesn't have shitty permmits

>>731463282
the gif is hella old, like probaly over 3 years so its not new lube.

>>731463639
Rip then, most likely old old formula

>>731458860
Except the guys in the vids over on Gaybeast, but y'know.