My girlfriend lost her dad to a heart attack today, cheer me up /b/

>>731447456
Why? Shouldn't you be cheering up your girlfriend? Selfish fuck

Was her dad Prince Phillip?

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He's in a better place now

>>731447456

Go to the store and buy some new fancy clothes, get some matching make up and dress up like the bitch you are.

>>731447561
I would be, but I have two finals for school tomorrow so I'm stuck here while she is at home

>>731447679
Lel

well spend time with her lol

>>731447599
not dead

>>731447456
well at least it wasn't yours :)

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Print this image and put it in his coffin.

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>>731447456

Give your gf some cookies with milk

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Here's a drill doggo to cheer you up. Hope you feel better anon.

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>>731447927
I hope my family is cool enough to get an andy sixx log for me when I die

>>731448122
Log em

>>731447456
why the fuck are you sad time to have her start calling you dad

>>731447456
Oh the plus side any daddy issues should he magnified which means you should finally get anal

>Person close to someone dies
>They go to 4chan
He'd be proud

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>>731447927
>>731448122
>>731448168
Dare I say it?

Is this now a log thread?

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>>731448559

>>731447721
IB?

>>731448998
I'm at college. Summers starts in a day

>>731449471
good luck anon
hope you feel better
console your gf when you get the chance

>>731449737
Thank you sir. I will

>>731447456
Cheer up anon. Your dad is still alive, isn't he?

>>731448998
In what?

>>731448998
What's IB

>>731450833
He is. I'm gonna get closer to him because of this. Things need to change. I realized today that life is real and shouldn't be lived like you have second chances

>>731448998
Ya what the hell is IB

>>731447456
Now would be a good time to break up with her. She could never feel worse then she does now so breaking her heart won't register as much. It will be a small wave in a lake of sadnesses. You lucked out man, free get out of jail card.

>>731451352
The most evil yet perfect plan

>>731447456
you have a girlfriend
i'm a wizard
you're doing alright

>>731452105
From experience I have wisdom

don't seek

Open

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>>731447456
>go over to her house
>give her a good, rough ass-fucking
>lean forward and say "Oh Shit!! This is probably making you miss your dad."
>continue fucking that ass for all you're worth

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These will cheer you up

>>731452198
you may have wisdom, but i have no idea what you just said

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>>731452311
Checked

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>>731452279
OP here. It kinda sucks cause I want this to happen but I know I should wait. Pic related

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>>731452719

>>731452719

You're probably right. Go give the mom a good ass-fucking first.

>>731452719
>>731453073
Damn, you did good holmes.

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>>731453073
Heroes

>>731447456
at least it wasn't you...plus she is an emotional wreck. good time to knock that the back door for the first time. trust me she just wants to feel loved right now, however you are expressing it.

>>731453872
You wouldn't be able to see her ass if it wasn't for her arching her back

>>731454096
See
>>731453073

>>731454291
Any more? Got any pussy shots or ones where you're giving it to her?

>>731447456
You now have less competition.

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>>731454547
This is the only one. Had to screenshot it off my broken ass phone aha

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>>731454991

>>731454991
lol, gotta do what you gotta do. looks tight man, you're a lucky guy

>>731447456
your hair looks nice today