what is the GAYEST thing you've ever done ?!

Fucked your dad

>>731446599


he's dead

Sucked a cock

Did it a couple of times

it was aight, boring af

>>731446506
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mr-WcGBl3MY

being fucked by a tranny

>>731446973
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPfIcy3z2TI

>>731447203
I posted the first one because it is the speedpaint of op's comment pic

vote socialist

>>731447457

I know...

>>731446506
Let a dude suck my dick while I was drunk as fuck

>>731447517
ok? the one you posted was good, too. Ive already seen it

>>731446506
Devil's 3 way, the balls accidentally touched, I traded in my truck for a Miata

>>731446506

E V E R Y O N E
I S
B I S E X U A L

>be me
>not gay at all
>eventually get friend to frot tongues with me
>it progresses
>halfway undressed
>basically wearing panties and a shirt
>get walked in on by sister
Yeah, it was really embarrassing

>>731447905
kek

>>731447865
Weirdly enough I want to agree with this

>>731447905
Why cant they fucking knock.. fapblocked greentext

>>731447985
It makes more sense than people being born with opposite preferences

>>731447985


because it's the truth

bisexuals are allowed to have preferences

kissed a trap's dick during regrettable 5AM drunk truth or dare

>>731446506
Put my finger in my bum

>>731448905
You blue balled a tranny? Insensitive fuck

>>731449095
>not putting a dildo in your ass

>>731446506
>GAYEST thing you've ever done ?
Was once blown by a tranny hooker.
Pretty good too.
The gayest part was afterwards, she wanted to blow a friend of mine.
I'm 99% sure he didn't know she was a trap.
Anyway, she accused him of refusing the BJ because he was racist.
He proved her wrong by giving her a little peck on the lips, even though she had just blown me, lol.

Sucked a cock, got fucked by it. it only got weird when he tried to kiss me

>>731446506
when i was a wee lad, I asked my brother to finish on my stomach after blowing him

Well, I'm bisexual

>>731447865
Yah?

I loved to suck my cousin's dick, never wasting a drop of his cum, always continued sucking 'til he finished cumming, and swallowed everything.
I never said "no homo" at the end

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>Always enjoy wearing thongs
>Shove things in ass all the time
>Friend says he might be gay
>Fuck it why not
>Not nervous at all about it
>He is
>On like Donkey Kong
>Expand Dong
>Blow him a few times
>Always swallow
>He finally fucks me
>Cums super deep into me
>Love it
>Proceed to do this for about a year
>He falls in love
>What are you fucking gay bro?
>No more angering God with him
>Haven't slept with another guy since
>Might have actually worked and been happy

Sorry Kevin

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Fucked a dude. Well, got fucked. Hard.

Second gayest is my girlfriend putting make up on me, me wearing a blue dress and kitty ears while getting fucked with a strap on.

>>731449648
You went back into the closet? Ok.

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>>731450084
>Second gayest is my girlfriend putting make up on me, me wearing a blue dress and kitty ears while getting fucked with a strap on.
Greentext?

>>731450202
I mean the doors open if another guy wants to pull me out of it though.

>>731450084
>crossdressing
>pegging
nice

>>731446506
>finger and small things like sharpie in ass a couple times

>fapped to traps a couple times

>fapped to gerudo link after I got it in the game. Now my secret fetish. love that shit.

Still straight, but we all have are gay moments.

>>731451593
Gerudo link is so Feminine i literally don't even count it as gay. If you put a dick on a blonde girl at my Uni he'd look exactly like her.

>>731446506
Got a bj. Got a hj.

>>731451714
Exactly, with the face cover thing all you see is eyes and a slim body. Honestly I was a little surprised they put it in the game in the first place. You know just about everyone playing the game put those clothes on when link was shivvering in cold areas too just to see what it was like.

I sucked a tranny's dick the other day, and I let a dude suck my dick a couple hours later, but that doesn't really count since the balls didn't touch, right?

But yeah, I do have a story of the gayest thing thing I've ever done. Or, as I like to call it, the story of the shittiest gay furry orgy I've ever attended.

>be me
>a few months ago
>furfag as fuck
>went to a furry meet up at a bowling alley
>faggots in fursuits everywhere
(The furry part is not too relevant, but it's cringe enough to mention anyway.)
>friend is organizing an after party
>has a hotel room
>there's going to be an orgy
later
>go to hotel room and walk in
>everyone's just sitting naked on the bed watching a One Punch Man marathon on Toonami
>7-8 overweight smelly guys in one room
>most were sweaty from being in fursuit
>one of them is like 50 years old
>he was my ride home from the meet
>absolutely hamplanet
>by far the fattest guy in the room
>land whale swimming in an ocean of his own sweat
>fuck
>the old guy's my ride home so I have to do stuff with him or get left behind
>fuuuuuck
>suck his gross musty dick for a couple minutes before someone asks me to get undressed
>I've been in gay orgies before, it always ends the same way for me
>I'm a pretty well endowed twink, so there's always a line of fags trying to wrap their lips around my dick
>take off pants
>everyone else stops standing around awkwardly and looks at my long, floppy schlong
>so many offers to suck it
>let my buddy Mike go first
>he's usually pretty chill
>get the succ, squirm a bit and make some porn-sounding noises for the others to listen to
>one dude is jacking off in the corner
>nobody else is doing anything but watching
>the only sounds in the room are Mike slurping and Saitama killing some shit in the background
>take forever to cum because distracted by OPM
>first time seeing the dub, it's alright I guess
>finally finish
>everyone claps for my performance

But it gets worse, guys. So much worse.

Continued in next post

>>731446506
Fantasized about eating my friends ass. Never did it though because i'm a pussy.

>>731452215
>Continued in next post
please don't

Probably fucking a guy in the ass

>>731446506
Fucked a man and viceversa

Fucked my friend. Twice.

>>731452626
Hahahahaha

>>731446506
jacked off to the thought of a mmf threesome with my best friend and his gf and came hard to the thought of her sucking us both off at the same time, our helmets rubbing against each other... not that gay but wateva

>>731452215
Continued from previous post

>after I cum, one guy pulls out a cheap flog he got for ten bucks at a sex shop
>one of the other guys is a pain slut
>the pain slut is black
>everyone else is white
>everyone takes turns flogging the only black man in the room
>someone makes a racist joke about that
>nervous_laughter.wav
>another guy decides to really go all in with the flogging
>he's making this guy's ass about as red as a nigger's ass can get
>the pain slut is loving it, he's on cloud nine
>flogging guy goes way too hard
>flog fucking breaks
>the top part flies off and hits the TV
>Right. As Saitama. Punches.
>ONE_PAAAAWWWWWNNNNNCCCCHHHHHH.mp4
>screen fucking breaks
>still works but huge crack in it
>guy looks at flog handle in his hand and says he should probably leave
>everyone else suddenly has to go too
>everyone gets dressed and goes home, leaving the orgy organizer to fend for himself
>awkward, quiet ride home with the old dude I sucked earlier


>later find out some other furfag had been looking for a place to stay for the night and had hidden in the closet during the orgy, apparently having a panic attack


And that's the story of the shitty furry gay orgy I attended. I was the only one to cum, we broke a hotel TV, and I realized that Saitama is very distracting to listen to while getting a blowjob.

>>731446506
Posted in this thread.

>>731450525
wya

Sucked,my wife's fwb until he was hard then guided his cock into her pussy. After he filled her with cum. I licked up every last drop

When I middle school I let my best friend come over, got horny and for some reason pulled my duck out in front of him and on that day I got my dick sucked by a dude.

>>731446506
Shoved dildos up my ass.

>>731446506
Danced like a weird, little faggot.

Getting really high, I mean really fucking stoned. Getting my wife's dildo-vibrator, plenty of lube.
I think you guys already know where this is going.
Pop some viagra, shove dildo in ass after fucking prostate a couple of times, then play with dick, while listening to Pentatonix, and masturbating and edging myself into the night.
I usually fantasize about my half sister fucking my and turning me into a sexy, feminine form while cumming buckets all over her face.

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>>731446506
I cross dress and wear girl undies
I shove these up my butt weekly
Bad Dragon dildos
M unflared Chance the Stallion
L David the Warewolf
XL Tucker

So a Gay Lord Level

>>731450084
>>731451198

Gay as fuck, but kinky as fuck as well. I'll allow it.

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>>731456519
I spent $149 on a large rainbow chance

it's my most treasured possession

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>>731456670
I want a XL Flared Chance some day

>>731456519
>XL example XL ice coffee cup from McDys

>>731446506
I vaped once

>>731457177
Same

>>731457177
Faggot

>went out with girl
>got married
>be happy
>turns out my wife ends up being trans
>still happy

Fight me behind the hardware store /b/ros

>>731447865
Shhhh you'll upset the normies

>>731446506
let a penis ejaculate into my mouth.
I did other things with the penis as well.
I did similar things more than twice. but not more than four.

>>731456849
bunbun

>>731457841
Too late ree

>>731453275
Sounds lame

>>731457749
this is why you shouldn't elope on your first date

>>731446506
Let a guy suck my dick. I sucked his. I fucked him.

>>731458350
My whole life is lame, this is one of the only interesting things that's ever happened to me.

>>731446506
i dressed up as a girl in a virtual world

>>731446658
yeah and?

Prostate orgasms

Falling in love with another man.

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>>731451593
>fapping to a man isn't gay guys
I have news for you

>>731446506

It is fairly tame but I think its a funny story

>be me
>be approx 15
>at jew summer camp
>2 bunks for my age group
>free time at night
>go to other bunk to hang out
>walk in, see everyone gathered around one bed
>immediately told to be quiet
>circle around to see what they were looking at
>see friend ass naked in bed
>hands spreading cheeks wide
>friend whispers to me "anon claims he can suck air in through his ass and then fart it back out"
>spend nearly 30 minutes staring at friends ass with like 8 other guys waiting to see if he could do it

>>731459386
did you lick his butthole though

Well I'm bisexual and I let a "straight" guy from an app fuck my ass.

It was not great for a first time but oh well

>>731457749
That shit is straight.

>>731459674
i thought all bisexuals were tops though
u lie

>>731452215
>the only sounds in the room are Mike slurping and Saitama killing some shit in the background

Fucking kek

>>731458547
less lame than my life, in that case

>>731446506
Go on /b/ and save that image

>>731460033
LMAO I have not found that to be true at all
And not every msm is a 100% top or a 100% bottom

>>731460256
no. either you're gay, or you don't like dicks in your butt. there's no middle ground here

>>731446506
Fucking a tranny bareback and cumming in her ass, then letting her do the same to me. And after that I gave her a blowjob and swallowed her delicious creamy nut.

Not too gay, really.

>>731460467
the gay part is that you're calling it a her

my cousins from my dad's side

I've sucked my bro's dick and lick it, and he do me too, that's the first time I've feel how girls do it, it's heaven, especially when the licking starts,,

>>731460820
She was all female except for the cock, bruh.

No homo.

tried sucking my own dick. got the tip in. idk how gay it is though. my mouth was on a dick, but my dick. jacking off is pretty normal and that's my hand on my dick so, i'm not sure

>>731461537
you need two guys for it to be gay anon. or gay porn

Replying to this thread.

Fucked my add with dildo

>>731446506
I fapped to gay porn once, but it wasn't really my thing. I like fapping to traps more, which I guess is still gay, but it's somewhat different.

>>731446506
I went on 4chan

>>731446506
jerked off to trap threads and trap porn. I wouldnt fuck a man that didnt look like a very convincing trap though.

Got high on meth and let a dude suck my dick.

>>731463461
what does meth feel like? ive only smoke weed.

>>731446506
replied to this thread
also thought about fucking a dude once

>>731446506
Fucked a man

>>731463557
Really fun for the first 8 hours. You get horny as fuck and your brain dumps your entire supply of endorphins. You feel like a god. Then you realize it's like roller coaster this wont stop. Next thing you know, it's 8am and you have to go to work. So you do more meth and the cycle repeats itself, but much less fun now. Next thing you know, you've been up for 48 hours, haven't slept, haven't ate. All you want to do is sleep, but you're still wide awake, and you have to go to work in six hours.

tl;dr don't do meth. Just take Molly. Same good feelings, but manageable.

>>731446506
sung to an Adam Lambert song

was shamed

>Be me
>Be crossdressing as girl
>Fool everyone, but not attractive enough for female
>All the interested ones are manly niggers
>Creepy mouthbreathing glasses nerd is interested
>hehasnoidea.jpg
>whatever, nothing better to do
>do what he says, and later follow his orders
>give me boots
>Asks me out
>I reject him
>I am Zelda.

Bought a $200 custom dog dildo the week I turned 18, knot is fucking huuuge, bigger than a soda can. I'm 22 now and still haven't taken it

>>731452215
>everyone claps
I would like this to be true