So what has Chris Chan been up to in 2017?

or has he been doing anything

damn dude

>>731435562
He sold his striped shirt

>>731436078
for how much?

being an acceptable individual in 2017

>>731436287
really? last thing i heard about him was the failed piercing

>>731435562
He sold his sonic totem for $1500 dollars and immediately spent it on toys and a necklace for his mom despite having a shitload of bills to pay.

LIVESTREAM UP, GET IN HERE FAGGOTS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPW7Y7P36dk

>>731436414
last i heard he was supposedly going to jail.

you sure? didn't that happen already?

>>731436989
He just got a slap on the wrist as usual.

>>731435562
>>731435690
>>731436414
>>731436989
Read the fucking CWCki faggots, all his shit is documented. How new are you?

>>731437254
>implying i want to go to dramatica

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>>731435562

>>731436237
20k

>>731437342
CWCki and Dramatica are two different things.

Dramatica is just a big shitpost about the things he did

CWCki is an actual biography detailing all the different sagas in his life as is

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>>731437449
this

>>731437254
im just new to the chris chan thing i was to young to keep up with it when it was at its peak

>>731435562
Liquid Chris best saga

>>731437565
Read up on the CWCki, many horrifying tales await you

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>>731437935
im diving into the deep end

What's his mom dying from?

>be normal, morally good person
>have all kinds of shit going wrong, knee failing me even though im young etc
>can't pay for medical bills
>chris chan sells an old, stinky shirt for thousands of dollars because he's real good at autism

would it be wrong if i went and killed him out of pure hatred for the way life works

can i get a quick explanation on why he hated gays. That's always intrigued me.
>>731438125
yeah killing an autistic guy for being noticed by trolls would be pretty wrong

>>731438270
He's obviously in the closet.

>>731435562
Autism

>>731438617
idk i think he'd run if he saw another guy naked

what is the most violent thing hes done

>>731437414
He hasn't gotten paid yet and still needs to "repair" the shirt. He tried to take it to a tailor and they wouldn't take it, so he's been trying to sew it up himself, which will like;y take too long to be able for him to sell it.

Also, the winner has apparently not responded to him and he was talking about trying to contact the next highest bidder (who is an obvious fake account).

Basically, he ain't getting shit for it. He also just spent over 700 dollars on prizes for a raffle that earned him like 50.00. He's actually worse off than he was.

>>731438721
that would be his denial protecting itself.

>>731438125
He's not getting that money, m8. Don't worry.

>>731438866
true, what do you think it'd take to push him out of that closet

Any update on his vagina? Is he still going to die from taint infection?

He sold a Sonic totem and his famous shirt on ebay

>>731439410
well hes not dead yet

>>731439410
He cut it open to free the vagina he thought was growing underneath, and got urged for like a week to see a doctor until he finally went

>>731439410
People on FB apparently convinced him to go to the hospital.

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>>731439618
uhh..

>>731439618
>>731439656

Well that's probably for the best. It's weird for him to listen to reason like that.

>>731439676
No joke. Some lesbians were making fun of him saying he wasn't a real lesbian because he didn't have a vagina. He cut himself open because he thought he was growing a vagina from watching YouTube videos and that cutting himself would make it come out faster.

None of that is an exaggeration.

>>731439951
what a rabbit hole this is

>>731439760
He lied about going for the first time, then got told "no doctor would ever say that was okay, go there"

I want the Tomgirl Saga to end

>>731440093
i think this sadly might be his final saga the way things are going

>>731440182
Snorlax doesn't have long left, the filth she lives in and the shit they eat, no way she makes it to the end of the decade. After that Chris'll probably be a ward of the state or committed

what are his stances on drugs and alcohol

>>731440316
if you live by yourself i think disability check goes up

>>731440349
Chris hated alcohol until he had a long island iced tea

>>731440440
He's not gonna be staying in that house for long. Best case scenario he gets a caretaker and stays in some assisted living home

>>731440644
hes growing up a little

and if he ends up in an assisted living situation with a caretaker do you think hed be on the internet more or less

>>731440887
He'd find some way to access the internet. Also, Chris is never gonna grow up

>>731440440
They owe like 150K on the mortgage still and have tons of other debts. They're basically selling anything that isn't bolted down and constantly making new accounts just to pay the bills as-is. They can't keep this up too much longer.

Chris is basically fucked, even if he does wind up getting paid for that shirt. He'll probably blow half of it on toys within a month anyway.

>>731441050
true you don't have to grow up to like alcohol

>>731441262
that or PSN

>>731441262
Oh, and Barb has already taken money out of both her and Chris' life insurance policies. Chris isn't gonna get shit when Barb dies.

>>731441595
this is by far the darkest saga in the CWC biography

>>731435562
dam havnt seen or thought about this guy/girl/wateva in a while. At first in college i did get some joy out of seeing this shit. then it became kinda like a car crash, you know it bad to stare but u cant stop

>>731441739
Its pretty much the endgame saga. He's either going to be put under special care and monitored regularly or die on the streets once they repossess the house.

>>731441739
It's only gonna get darker. Barb's death is imminent and the fallout from that is gonna be pretty grim.

How much you wanna bet he *doesnt call anyone!* when she dies and just leaves the body rotting in her bed until someone eventually finds it.

>>731442214
damn that is dark and i feel going to be scarily true
>>731441961
yeah i used to laugh too

Whats the story with this guy? Im out of the loop..

>>731442468
dont worry just look up Chris Chan like on any search engine the internet has a permanent mark on it

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>>731435562
I used to think that this was a joke that was going to far but then it kept coming back and im 99.999999% sure this thing walks the earth. Anyone else ever think this? pic related if he lives this is gunna be him in ten years

>>731442083
endgame saga is actually a good name for this

>>731442893
ENDGAME SAGA get to 100% completion you Unlock Sonic-Chu or however the fuck u spell it

>>731442838
his death is going to hit me like Bill Cosby's rape allegations

>>731443012
Sonichu don't steal

>>731442429
It's gonna happen. Barb's gonna die and he'll find her and panic and just shut down. He'll stress sigh and shit himself, then just go about his day like nothing had happened. He'll just ignore it and hope it works out on its own somehow.

I basically guarantee that it's gonna go down that way.

When Barb dies, I'm gonna break into the mortuary and paint her arms blue.

>>731443121
ya going back and watching Cosby shows really different now. Kinda the same thing here, just started out putting autistic vids about his toys and art up... NOW WE HERE

>>731443222
4chan predicts things to much dude

any1 got pics of his snatch?

>>731443391
dude i could find it but like c'mon

>>731443222
Trips of truth

Either it'll happen exactly the way you say it will of he'll go down some hyper denial route and just assume she's super fucking tired and thus just constantly asleep and nobody cab disturb her etc.

This is gonna be fucking something when she finally dies.

>>731443561
this is going to end up being a tragedy

>>731443222
>>731443378
>>731443561
ya probably very similar and just think it will probably make national news, also been out of the loop doesnt he have a grandpa or uncle or some shit

>>731443222
>>731443561
I won't be surprised if you hear about it on the news once some discovers she is dead.

4chan is the only place anons can casual talk about an autistic guys whole life

This is 4chan legacy right here. One of the first things i saw was a cwc update thread

>>731435562
Here's a video of him at the doctor that I found
http://crossfade.io/#!/ippzttlc52

>>731443994
Whats fucked is we probably care about this faggot more than anyone else

Not in a way where wes help, but we care enough to talk about it

>>731443857
its defiantly going to be on the news dude

>>731443827
No. He has no other direct family. He has step siblings and extended family, but they all despise him and Barb for various reasons. None of them will help him.

>>731437254
Every time I've gone there in the past year I haven't seen any updates.

>>731444204
any friends at this point or people that will put up with him that aren't professionals?

>>731444204
makes sense im just wondering cause im sure i saw a stream he did years ago and some old guy came in and started yelling at him about how the whole internet know there business, which is true this guy/girl has no fucking shame

>>731444332
its weird i cant find updates like at all for this year

>>731444204
>they all despise him
that's from his perspective I'm sure? Chris chan logic = they won't give me money, they hate me!

>>731444655
man sonichu is such an odd experience so go through

someone post his fb

>>731444174
>who is kiwi farms

I know 4chan has a lot invested in chrischan but it doesn't even come close to the amount they have on this guy. There is an entire section of the board completely dedicated to him that have hundreds of threads on even the smallest shit about him.

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>>731444811
nah

>>731444925
this was when art dudes were drawing tranny sonichu pics right?

>>731444394
Nope.

>>731444537
Probably his dad, Bob. He died a couple years back.

>>731444628
It's complicated, but basically Bob was married and had kids with another woman when he met Barb, and left his wife for her, so his whole side of the family sees Barb as a succubus who destroyed their family.

Barb had a son with another man as well named Cole, but Cole hates Barb because he basically believes she lied to him about who his father was.

So yeah, the whole family legitimately hates Chris and Barb.

>>731445184
ya this guys life is pretty cray and he doesnt help at all with the shit he does. Makes me wonder what kind of schooling he got and how his parents raised him

>>731445184
its like having that family member you want NOTHING to do with. I sure as fuck have a couple

>>731445184
I'm both impressed and disturbed that you know this info.

>>731445481
someone knows more than him. its kinda sad but impressive all at once

>>731445481
Imagine they guy chronicling this and connecting the dots from various videos, FB post and wateva other fucking ways that we find this shit out

>>731443391
I saw a pic in a thread a couple of weeks ago.
I really don't want to see it again

whats the closest he had ever come to being functional

>>731444394
What about Anna? Is she still his friend?

>>731445810
that's why i didn't post it this has been chill so far

>>731443827
He has a half brother.
Some bald film critic

>>731445850
When he had a job at Wendy's, that he lost by making an "offensive drawing of an older female coworker as a pokemon"

>>731445881
i wouldn't know dude but good question

>>731445810
>>731445921
i think i saw it to and its not a snatch it a god damn nightmare

>>731435562
Who arrested the tweaker hobbit

>>731445481
Oh, believe me, I'm an amateur-level Christorian. There are people with far more extensive knowledge than me. You wouldn't believe how thoroughly documented Chris' life has been.

>>731445955
that is.. wow just what i wanted to read

>>731445634
its never sad to know more than someone else. knowledge is power and shit.

>>731446051
its his own fault for documenting it so well. You can really tell that hes never second guessing whether to post something or not

>>731446184
how much power does chris chan knowledge give you

>>731446227
yeah he gave out his own phone number several times to the public

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Stop being a bunch of pussies and post his god damned vagina picture. Or I will flood this thread with Andy sixx. 5 minutes

>>731445955
Actually, he lost the job at Wendy's for scaring a child with his Donald Duck impression. The Pokemon thing was a girl from The Game Place, I think.

>>731446344
omg that was amazing i almost forgot about that. I remember just sitting back and watching the keks rol in, and that was before we knew they were keks

>>731446400
They're on the wiki, feggit

OP here PLEASE post the chris pussy now

>>731446400
https://sonichu.com/cwcki

They're in there

I think it would cement this thread

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>>731446579
I'll cement this thread with creamy dreamy logs of andy's shit if it isnt posted. Times running out

>>731446400
https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Un-clit_2.0#Self-inflicted.3F
https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Un-clit_2.0

is chris a lesbian? or does he take dick?

>>731446674
What a spergy little faggot you are. Ruin a thread people are enjoying just because you aren't getting your way. What a cuck.

He came out as a lesbian. Not trolling.

He actually has a girlfriend now.
She's just as autistic as he is.

>>731446852
No he doesn't, dipshit.

>>731446937
Yes. He does.
ChrisChan has a lesbian girlfriend. Let that sink in.

>>731446980
what is this, a pussy for ants?

welp theres an autistic guys pussy

think chris would kill a girl if he couldn't get it up

>>731435562
This is why 4chan is not a good place for halfwits and people that aren't grounded in reality. There's a billion and one tales like this but Chris is the most tragic/funny.

And his mother is old, well into her 70s, and in poor health. Chris is always getting into trouble because he can't comprehend reality. Legal trouble, interpersonal trouble, all kinds of trouble.

When his mom dies, he's clearly gonna be sent to some type of tard home, which is probably for the best. He needs better guardianship than his parents ever provided.

He probably should be cut off from the internet, it's seriously fucked his already tenuous grasp on normality and social behavior.

And I hear there's a lot of sex in tard homes.... perhaps if another tard rubbed his junk, he'd have his head in a better place. Also a tard woman (or man) would be fully reasonable for Chris, he always has this notion that he can somehow score a 10/10 non-autist woman and that notion has been the bane of his existence.

How did he afford the surgery?

>>731447048
No, no he doesn't. I don't know where you're getting your info from, but I'm a Kiwi and there hasn't been shit about a girlfriend.

>>731447252
he didn't have one

>>731447252
diy.

>>731447422
>>731447432
What the fuck?? Details?

>>731447252
"self-inflicted"

>>731447482
https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Un-clit_2.0#Self-inflicted.3F

>>731447482
read the second link >>731446725

>>731447482
I remember when details about Chris could shock me...

Was I ever that innocent?

>>731447209
Chris would never let a tard touch him. He fears and loathes them more then anything else.

>>731447653
they never shocked me its just.. fascinating

>>731447252
He had no surgery. He's put no effort at all into transitioning, aside from rubbing some oestrogel he stole from Barb on his mantits. He's not even remotely trans, he's just a fat autistic manchild who dresses like a 13 year old girl.

>>731447608
Why is it not bleeding? I don't understand any of this

>>731442838
Nah that pic reminds me more of krappleguy/kopyboat/whatever the fuck he goes by

>>731447726
I'm genuinely fascinated by Chris's psychology. I'd love to read an actual paper on him done by a professional.

Honestly he sounds less like a yard and more like a schizo sometimes.

I'm not even remotely an "old fag" and I know all of this shit. How new are you retards?

>>731447726
i think he just hates asburger people

>>731447482
See:
>>731439951

>>731447726
Then he'll never get touched (and I don't buy that he's in a real relationship with anyone, he probably has a female friend out of pity, or more likely a troll).

See, the problem with most ugly, fat, retarded, or highly damaged people; is they absolutely refuse to consider people in their own league as a valid option. So they go lonely.... but perhaps this is for the best for the genepool of humanity.

If a fat autist would be willing to consider dating fat autistic women, then perhaps he'd not be forever alone.

This is advice most of us could stand to take.

>>731447965
I'm not new i just didn't care till recently

>>731447944
He's not really a tard, per se. He is of average intelligence. He's just a lazy fuck who never takes responsibility for his actions and lets his ego get the better of him constantly.

>>731447833
I'm not a doctor, but I had a deep cut on the meat of my thigh. Barely bled at all, didn't nick anything important.

Maybe Chris just got lucky and didn't hit any important dick arteries. He was basically keeping a wound open.

>>731447944
Tard

>>731447966
No, he actually despises them and refers to them as slow in the minds ever since he was forced to ride the handicapped bus in highschool.

>>731448020
i think he'd jerk off in front of a tard girl

>>731448113
How could you not? I was so confused/interested in how a person could be this retarded. I think I looked at the wiki right around the time he maced that dude at gamestop lol. It's like a train wreck

Any proof of the shirt selling?

>>731448020
He had a "new gal pal" who popped up on Facebook a while back who was apparently an Uber-christfag, but she disappeared right quick. We haven't seen anything from her in months. There's no evidence they ever even met in real life.

He definitely does not have a girlfriend.

>>731448252
damn dude
>>731448321
i was to young when every one was crazy about it to be honest

>>731448252
I'm on the upper end of the spectrum and tards have always made my skin crawl. I don't hate them or feel superior, but I can't stand being around them.

>>731448020
I'm fat and ugly, but I'm smart enough to know I'm not gonna get a hot girl, so I just don't date and spend the money I save on fucking super hot escorts instead. Win/win in my book.

>>731448451
i dont really mind them they just kinda remind me of bad luck in human form

>>731448113
Same. I'd seen his pictures around and read snippets, but otherwise let it pass me by.

>>731448451
He hates 'burgers because he feels they're not really autistic and take attention away from "real" autistics like him.

>>731443369
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaa
HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHSHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHaaaaaaaaaa

>>731448582
Anon, you could be spending that money on losing weight, very few people are genuine ugly once they're slim. And when you are slim you can find a girl who'd love you.

>>731448451
>I don't hate them or feel superior
That is the difference between you and Chris. He thinks himself better then and outright hates them. He once had a mentally handicapped girl defend him online only for him to freak out and insult her just because of her disability.

>>731448199
>He is of average intelligence
>thought audio files were making him grow a pussy

>>731448630
I hate the smell of dried spit/drool and they all fucking smell like it. Otherwise I don't mind the ill fated bastards.

>>731448648
i just like spazkid and you cant separate chris from spazkids past so i wanted to know more

>>731443369
i just got the joke omg

>>731448827
That's his autism making him naive and gullible, not being stupid. He's really not stupid in the traditional sense, just mentally lazy. He can do clever things when he actually applies himself.

>>731448835
yeah i dont like the way some tardos smell that is kind of off putting

>>731448815
It doesn't cost money to lose weight. I don't really care one way or another anyway. Shit's going pretty good for me right now.

>>731448979
yeah like sonichu right

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>>731448845
Please elaborate?

>>731449081
liposuction does cost money dude

>>731448886
I'm fucking dying imagining how much shit will go down from that.

>>731449145
hes an animator and hes well known for his sonichu flash series even though hes embarrassed and feels bad about it now

>>731449081
Money can always help, gym membership and so on.

>>731449220
My mom does NOT have blue arms SEGA!

>>731449028
My parents worked with developmentally disabled adults and some stories were fucked. This one guy was kept in a drawer as a baby and a closet when he was old enough. The guy could say like 5 words. Otherwise a pretty cool guy but he was like a child.

>>731448252
Yeah well he also used to relentlessly spew the same shit about about trannies and fags. Look at him now

>>731449155
Liposuction doesn't work because fat people get fat by not having good dietary habits. Liposuction makes them skinny without teaching them good eating habits, so they almost always tend to gain the weight back. Also leaves you with some gnarly scars.

>>731449155
>paying your way out of being over weight
you'll just get fat again and have to pay again to get rid of it.

>>731449317
yeah he was one of the art dudes who drew roseachu with a dick

>>731439231
A crane.

>>731449291
I have a gym in my building. Can't be assed.

>>731449305
The sheer amount of autism rage will have the cops there at the funeral as he fucking loses his shit.
If we are lucky, he gets shot screaming about NO BLUE ARMS!

>>731437254


wait... people STILL moderate & update that??

... jesus christ.

>>731449393
Wait, is he the one with 3pac the Hedgehog and "it's not gay if Tails covers his balls?"

>>731449345
But if you do change diet, it is a shortcut

>>731449462
She has TAN ARMS

9F6859A

Chris on mommyless

>>731449504
yeah dude
>>731449538
im fuckin good dude ive seen enough chris dick

>>731442214
My bet is he'll try and harvest parts of his dead mother to make himself a real woman

Someone describe his dick flaccid then hard in vivid detail

>>731449510
if you change your diet and habits you won't need surgery. pocket the money.

Also more rewarding since you didn't take the easy way out.

>>731449628
"Would you fuck me, Id fuck me. I'd fuck me hard"

I can't believe the amount of JEALOUSY in this thread, if you slow-in-the-minds could produce something as good as Sonichu then by all means, GO AHEAD

>>731449616
If you haven't seen it, watch it. It's hilarious he emulates the cake farts video.

>>731449780
fuck me im in

>>731449317
He's only tolerant now because he hopes being a transgendered lesbian souled whatever the fuck he calls himself while get him a lesbian girlfriend that he can one day knock up with his precious Krystal. He still wants nothing to do with men, especially gay men.

>>731449616
Every six months or so I feel an uncontrollable urge to watch him go to town on that blow-up doll. I have absolutely no idea why and I die inside every time I do

>>731449780
couldn't find it? do you just search the numbers or what?

>>731449886
>9F6859A
fuck whos name does he scream in that video

>>731449671
Bent. Duck.

>>731449766
Hi Chris

>>731449538
>couldn't resist eating a slice, first

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>>731439410
>>731439618
>>731439951
>mfw this is true

>>731447410
>but I'm a Kiwi and there hasn't been shit about a girlfriend.

What does that even mean?

>>731449977
I was just about to look it up, I think it starts with an L

>>731450160
If you don't know, you're not a reliable source of Chrisformation.

>>731449825
Are there crystal memes/ drawings he did? I know I've seen them I can't find it

>>731448722

He also knows, deep, deep down, that he is no better than they. Those mental defectives are an unwelcome reminder of his own failures and dysfunction.

>>731450160
Kiwi Farms, has a bunch of Chris-Chan shit, but I only ever check the CWCki

>>731449766
show gash

>>731450160
kiwi farms is the website where people are the most about him

>>731447209
really makes u think about his school career and how he was raised. I get that 20 years ago that autism was barely a thing but holy shit did Barb just let him do whatever he wanted, what did teachers do if anything, has other family tried to help but he fucked up. So many question with this guy. Also if he goes to a home hes gunna get kicked out or be on so many pills that his special lesbian mind is going to be fried

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>>731449311

"I sleep in a drawer!"

>>731449977
JULAAAAY!!!

>>731450374
i hope the pills make him high at lest

>>731450446
so thats how getting triggered feels. everything came flooding back

All these ignorant noob fucks with no clue.
Half chan is a complete piece of shit now days.

Imagine Chris Chan post op coming out of anesthesia. Holy shit that would be the best vide ever. I would donate to his transition surgery just to see that

>>731438125

Your life is so fucking sad that you are jealous of chris chan. You should probably do the world a favor and just kys

>>731450659
He's never getting rid of his duck

>>731450659
do you think chris would feel phantom dick pains

>>731447608

God damn it

it still amazes me that this creature lives on the same planet as me and only a few hours drive away... he seems like something 4chan made up 10 years ago but no, he's real

>>731450374

This. His parents made him what he is. He could have received the necessary training and socialisation to have a relatively normal and productive life, but his parents deliberately interfered with all attempts to do so, as to admit Chris needed help would reflect poorly on them.

He didn't have to end up like this. This is what autism looks like when given all the space and opportunity to fully sprout.

>>731450659
I'd pity the doctors that have to do that surgery. The smell alone would be too much for them to bear I'd think.

>>731450865
Plus internet didn't help at all.

>>731450160
Kiwi Farms are kind of faggots. They have a set of arbitrary rules about not being meanies, don't reveal anything about yourself even if it relates to the topic, and don't show any kind of anger.

I actually have a huge ass list of personal info of hundreds of members that they've revealed about themselves by accident or otherwise. It's literally the size of a small novel

I really wish the person making his RPG would still work on it...

Cause holy shit it was equal parts depressing, fun, and sad.

>>731448252
>>731448020

i was also forced but because in a wheelchair and i can tell you its definately no picnik. You take 6-10 mentally handicapped kids going thru puberty and put them on a bus for an hour its gunna be hell
Ive also always been curious if something happened as a child to him and he just represses it

>>731450865
the picture of everything that could go wrong

>>731450799
???
when did he get a pet duck?

>>731450799
Yeah, he needs his duck to put into a girl's china so he can create Crystal.

He did freeze some of his jizz in his kitchen freezer though. He might be dumb enough to think he can use that.

>>731438125
I feel ya bro.
I've always played by the rules, tried to do what's right even when I wasn't being watched, and what do I have to show for it?
Debt, just spitting distance above poverty, and no real future.
I'm so fucking ready for the merry go round to end.

>>731450665
shit i forgot that anyone thats been near him has talked about his strong odor

>>731450987
It was that bus ride that really put him in a bad place about them. Its one of the few things in his life that he refuses to talk about.

>>731451014
The guy is a fucking case study in what happens when autistic sociopathy is not only not treated, but encouraged to develop. He was protected from every fuck-up, every failure, every chance to learn and grow. He was always told It Isn't Your Fault.

>>731451098
chris is such a man child

>>731448451
>>731448630
in a wheelchair and been around mentally handicapped my whole life. it was hard when i was young but kids are assholes in anyform doesnt bother me anymore...Also i work in a comic shop so i deal with autistic nerd and kids a lot

>>731451098
I missed the episode of him freezing his jizz in the freezer. Fucking kek

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You guys think Chris is bad, read up on Nick Bate. Seriously disturbing. An autistic pedophile.

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>>731451357
weed everyday for years has made me numb to the tardies

>>731450987
He was locked in his room by a babysitter while his parents went out. He stopped for a couple of years

>>731435562
Fuck there was someone who looked exactly like him in my school and his name was Chris but it can't be him.

>>731451135
He barely showers, thinks spraying himself with Axe is good enough, wears the same clothes for days, and literally shits himself. He must smell horrific.

>>731449081
lol ur my hero bro stay fat and enjoy life

>>731451424
your the first kek in the whole thread congrats

>>731451526
chris is in his late 30's my dude

>>731451569
This isn't a keking matter

>>731451569
What the fuck did you just say to me?

>>731451546
it sounds like fiction but you know its not

>>731451424
Yup. He's got jizzicles.

He also used to mix his jizz with Fanta and drink it when he jerked off. He called it "recycling". He thought (perhaps still thinks) that he only had a limited number of sperm and when he cums, they need to go back into his body so he can use them again later.

True fuckin' story.

>>731451721
fuck i mean your the first person to say kek my man

>>731451550
Will do, brother!

>Tfw you want to get into chris chan and read up on him but there's literally thousands and thousands of pages, too much shit

I have no idea where to stsrt

>>731451816
Do you even know my background? History? Where I used to fucking work? You don't want to mess with me kiddo

>>731451786
This is actually factual science.

>>731449081
>>731449155
>>731449291
>>731449345
>>731449385
>>731449444
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>>731449688
You fucks are missing the point this thread is about an Autistic Man Baby on his last string. Not a fat guy that can afford hookers and is probably living the dream.... FUCKING GET IT TOGETHER 4CHAN

>>731451917

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>731451956
Go back faggot

>>731451956
He did fuck that hooker, though.

>>731451917
Look man I'm sorry what do you want from me.

>>731451897

I spent an entire, jaw-dropping weekend reading it, and still barely scratched the surface.

>>731451897
Start with Liquid Chris, my favorite saga

>>731452031
god what more info please

>>731451956
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aKOQWbTdxy8

>>731452031
SAYS he fucked a hooker. This coming from a guy that wears giant home made medallions and drinks his own jizz mixed with soft drinks

>>731452106
that's every ones favorite

also what is liquid up to

>>731452031
It's on every CWC info site. He lost his virginity and got into some sweet, sweet China. She was pretty young and alright looking, but I think she never wanted to meet up with him again for every obvious reason and some we couldn't even imagine.

>>731452106
Second. Liquid Chris Saga is 10/10. Plus the Father phone call ties into it too. Also a must for any aspiring Christorian.

>>731450865
its growing uncontrollably soon the world will be covered in flourishing autism

>>731452049
See
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>>731451135
Dude have you seen his shower? I'd rather shower in a fucking prison than that thing

>>731452542
post pics omg

>>731452228
There was a picture of them together, and he talked about some embarrassing details if I remember correctly. I don't think he was lying about that one, hookers aren't that expensive and it was inevitable that he'd pay for sex at some point

>>731451956
>can't handle a sidebar
being able to afford clean hores is at least worth a pat on the back.

>>731451658
mid-30s. he was born in 82, that makes him a millennial

>>731452586
man do i want a sweet fanta now

>>731451470
ya if u go behind the meme this guy is just wrong

>>731451496
maybe chris needs weed

>>731452586
There was no picture of them. Someone did find the backpage ad he allegedly used, though.

Having fucked more than a few escorts myself, I tend to believe him. Too many little details in his story that wouldn't be something someone would likely think of if they hadn't actually done it.

shit man. chris chan makes me sad. I have a younger brother and i don't want him to go down this path.

>>731452679
mid-30's looks early-40's

>>731452312
>but I think she never wanted to meet up with him again for every obvious reason and some we couldn't even imagine.
I think I heard she got out of the business shortly after meeting him.

>>731452687
You think he brought one with him for the coup de grace?

>>731452761
i think weed would kill that man baby
>>731452806
i can only hope

>>731452028
>>731452031
ya take that random poster and is also gay

>>731452774
Yeah and he's clever when he wants to be, but it's doubtful he's clever enough to come up with an awful story about a cheap escort just so people will think he's not gay/a virgin/whatever he's worried about

>>731452202
this is 4chan so i guess you right
>>731452228
hey if u got some cash you can find a hooker

>>731452995
i feel like he wouldnt care if people thught he was a virgin he talked about it a lot

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>>731447080
TOP FUCKING KEKKERINO

Well gents, thread's headed for the ol' 404, and I best be off to bed. Was a pleasure, and I wish you all a glorious night.

Yeah i stayed a good 4 hours

>>731453291
goodnight, Anon, peace be with you

I hate everyone one of you new fags. You have turned this place in a steaming pile of millennial horseshit. Fuck you all.

>>731452910
ya he'd probably some some shitty schwag he paid like 40 for and jump in traffic because "the weed is to potent or sonichu told him to"... or he'd smoke it with his pussy who knows