Every man is bisexual or gay because every man enjoys giving

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>>731425612
>>731425612
>>731425612

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>mfw people are dead silent and don't want to post in this thread and try to ignore it because it's true and they can't handle the truth

>>731425985

kek so true it hurts

>>731425985
>are dead silent and

lol. ok you got me, I'm trolled. Whatever you need to tell yourself.

>>731426511


Refute one thing OP said that as factually inaccurate. You can't.

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>>731425612

>>731425612
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>>731425985
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>>731426511
>>731426511
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>>731426790
Samefag

kys

>>731426511
It's not a troll. It's actually a very valid point. There's like 3 billion men on earth and you want me to believe none of them can make you fall in love with him?

You already know how to milk that cum out of your dick. Why not his?

Guess I'm a fag then

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>>731426790
>>731426790


The truth *is* funny sometimes, isn't it, anon?

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>>731425612
It's only gay when the balls touch.

>>731425612
YOU BUNCH OF FAGGOTS ARE LIKE CANCER FUCK OFF WITH YOU FUCKING GAY THREAD AND FUCK OFF ELSEWHERE

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>>731425612
This justifies it. Literally nothing wrong with banging a tranny or ladyboy.

>>731427178


Your own balls are always touching.

You are always gay.

>>731427194


Kill yourself newfag.

>>731427076


I want to have sex with him.

>>731427194
I want to fuck you in the pooper.

>>731427076
maxmoefoe is packing big. Didn't knew about that

>>731427492


>there is always empty space and atoms between people touching so nobody ever touches anyone else


this is fundamentally true, but your balls touching inside of your sack is closer to touching than any other ballsac will be

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>>731427178
oh hey there oldfag. didn't think we were around much these days. thanks for clarifying this so i don't have to!

I don't masterbate I have a fiance that has sex with me 3 times a day at least

>>731427582
They can never touch in your sack unless you where malformed at birth. There is a membrane between them to keep them from twisting around each other. Thats also why your ball sack has two sides instead of one side both balls are in.

>>731427353
FUCK OFF ON THE LGBT THREAD INSTEAD OF SPAMMING THE RANDOM THREAD WITH THIS FUCK UP FAGGOT SHIT FROM AN OLDFAG

>>731427784
Sure anon...

>>731425612
is this gay?

>>731428074
Are the balls touching?

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>>731427950

>being this mad about anything

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Am i the only one here whos been in a circle jerk and really wanted to jerk the other guy off?
>be me 16
>go over to friends house
>watch movies, hang out, drink a little bit
>get horny after watching movies with sex scenes
>say to friend "dude, im kinda horny"
>"Im gonna fap"
>he says alright
>convince him to look at porn with me
>rubbing my dick through my boxer briefs
>tight so you can see everything
>see that hes hard as well
>pull out dick
>roughly 6 inches and a quarter
>friends dick is much shorter probably 5 inches maybe less
>can tell hes nervous
>try to tell him not to be ashamed
> tell him his dick is nice
>he complements mins
>doesnt like me staring though
>know that he would freak out if i touched his dick or thigh
>really want to jerk him off while he jerks me off and both watch porn

I dont think ill ever get a chance to have a bi or gay circle jerk
dont want to get fucked or kiss. I just wanted to jerk and give a blowjob.
why am i forsaken?

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>>731428682
Ok, you are just gay.

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>>731425612
Well...
Have you ever touched your dick while being on spinal anesthesia? Shit's fucking weird... You can't sense your dick, and it feels like you have another guy's one in your hand.

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>>731427492
>>731427582
>>731427941

>>731428682
is that the only story you have?
very enjoyable

Any one els want 2 green text first no gay story

Bi gay story sorry Wong word

>>731425612
ya and moreover the whole concept of pleasure at all is gay as fuck if you ever enjoy any sort of sensation might as well be taking dick in your ass. that's why i live in an iso tank 2 miles under the ground and only eat potatoes.

>>731425612
I get off thinking about this

>>731431640


greentext your masturbation process

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>>731425612
nothing gay about jerking off

>>731428682
I have a somewhat similar story.

>Friend comes over during the summer a few years ago
>Maybe like fourteen
>Friend, we'll call him Zach, gets in pool with me
>Don't quite remember how, but joke about taking my swimming trunks and his off
>We end up doing it, staying on opposite sides of the pool
>Get a few good looks at his dick
>It's honestly fucking adorable, it was in that weird phase where it's growing and it kinda looks like a kiddy dick but it's capable of doing everything a man dick can do
>Anyway
>"LOL what if we just started jerking it beside each other"
>I act like I'm joking but as I'm saying this I start to do so
>He laughs uncomfortably
>I keep doing it
>Start breathing heavier, he starts doing it
>Hear front door open on the house, think it's mom with hotdogs
>Stop jerking
>It is
>We stop and eat in the pool, she never saw we were naked
>She never got in
>Zach thinks it's hilarious how I kept it hidden from her because he had the only pool toy to hide his dick
>We're done eating now
>Start doing it again, dick is still diamonds
>Zach notices, feeds the rest of his hotdog to my dog
>Does it too, get a look at it this time and see he does it with three fingers shaped like a claw
>Ohmygodthiskid.jpg
>Do it until right beside completion, really want to have him though
>About to get out, take his goggles and try to get my mouth to his dick
>He thinks I'll punch him
>"Anon I'm not an idiot"
>TFW my face was six inches from my best friend at the time's like four inch dick

I have several more encounters where I nearly fucked him as a teenager, a few where I did. Anyone want?

>>731425612
Pretending to be retarded isn't trolling, anon. It's just fucking retarded.

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>>731425612
The two guys in this picture look fucking beta male as shit. You can trust me when i say im pretty str8 but wouldnt a gay dude want to go for someone that wouldn't be a target of darwinism like this?

>>731426718
Masturbation: Sexual self-stimulation
Homosexual: Physical and sexual attraction to men/masculinity

If OP is actually right ( which he's not ), he's also a gay fag

>>731432764
cont

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>>731432816
I remember my first time being retarded.

>>731429162
Best post today. I'm out

>>731426718
> Refutiate. Learn to English like us Alaskanians.

>>731432583
that's gay

cont

>>731434468
?

>>731436224
?

>>731432462
>jerk off like normal
>pretend I'm giving someone a handjob
>feel my dick in my hand instead of my hand on my dick
>play little games like I would with someone else, edging etc.

That's about it

just post more pictures

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>>731437684

>>731437684
Want me to jerk you off bro?

>>731438133
Only if I can return the favour.

>>731438233
Sure, why not? :)

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>>731425612
I agree. Bisexuality is normal.

>>731438373
Can we suck each other too?

>>731438633
Only if you let me suck you off first.

>>731438775
Deal

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>>731425612
What about men born without hands?

>>731438823
I'd rim you good, if you let me wash the taste out with your load. I'd swish it around and gargle it before I swallow.

>>731439098
I like to bend you over and gently fuck you.

>>731439221
Idk if I'm totally open for a guy fucking me, but if it gets you off I'm willing to try.

>>731439368
I'd only do it if you were comfortable with it. After getting each other off could we take a shower together?

>>731439539
Yeah, it would be kinda fun to scrub a dick that's not mine. I bet it would be easy bc you'd be hard letting me stroke it with soap.

Whats the best way to get a friend to jerk with you?

>>731439749
It would be throbbing hard. I'd rub it against yours.

>>731425612
OP is just trying to justify being gay. BTFO faggot.

>>731425612
Did you forget gay people?

I'd rather cut my balls off than go near a woman sexually.

>>731440372
OP said bisexual or gay. You clearly need a dick in your mouth to help your reading comprehension.

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>>731432764
Moar this is my biggest fantasy and my best friend is named Zach

>>731425612
Guess what op I'm a faggot and I love sucking cock. Men are way better at giving head then women and don't carry al the emotional baggage either. Enjoy fucking and licking smelly rotting fish cunts op

>>731440863
I think the point of OP post is that he enjoys having sex with men. You have some pent up cum needing to be released?

>>731440500
Bump

>>731442647
The story is never cumming.

any kik group ? ;)

>>731442647
ty for the bump
>>731442875
I really hope it is. I'll fuckin show it to him haha

>>731443437
what will you show?

Faggots

>>731425985
>>731426302
Yeah sorry this just isn't true. Not into greasy cocks and balls and assholes where shit comes out of..don't even like anal with girls..shit is gross

>>731444575
Do you not know how to wash yourself anon?

>>731444212
kys nig nog

>>731425612
2017
>being this autistic
>equating masturbation with faggotry
> same fagging all over like a faggot

>>731444575
>>731444803
I wash myself with a rag on a stick.