America the beautiful thread

>>731412695
Boogie?

>>731412696
Well considering both men are on a """"""""diet"""""""" probably

Hey man we can't all be as great as Florida man.

>>731412695
For what purpose would a peron drink frying oil? What would be the body payload?

>>731412695
he's a big guy

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>>731412695
Big?

>>731412695
Why is it always fucking Florida?

>>731412695
25 gallons is impossible. I'll bet non of you faggots could drink a gallon of water in 20 mins.

>>731412695

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_30VjNREhAM

this video is guaranteed to cure erectile dysfunction

fake news

>>731412701
4
u

>people that need to die

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>>731412702
Florida has a law allowing details of a crime to be released, even before conviction.

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>>731412706
Fit?

>>731412695
>I am disappoint

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>>731412695
A true american hero, I weep for this wrongfully persecuted patriot.

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>>731412704
Top tier
Speaking of that song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOJCmPKaYN8

>>731412695
Source

>sips 1000 island

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>>731412695
>Florida man

Every time.

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>>731412703
that's actually quite funny
no one wants to get water poisoning
that's about all peace out

>>731412695
>25 gallons

Who's retarded enough to believe shit like this?

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>later that evening

>>731412695
Fake!

>>731412717
is that boogie?

Also T H I C C

>>731412695
>A Florida man
>Florida
PLS NUKE THIS STATE.

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>>731412695
I think the original article is funnier. You edited article is hyperbole liberal trash. The left really needs those meme courses and it's sad they aren't helping any. What a waste of life. Probably more pathetic than the hamburgler.

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>>731412717
imagine being an alien xenomorph trapped inside that monster, unable to get out, drowning in fat..

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>>731412722
Imagine being Chloe Grace Moretz destroying manpuccy at the gym every noon to fill up your protein demanding vagina.

>>731412695
He drank 113 litres of oil? Something tells me this isn't real.

>>731412721
https://mikeresponts.wordpress.com/2008/07/05/family-guys-peter-griffin-arrested-for-dealing-drugs/

Closest shit I could find

>>731412717
It's weird how, though utterly disgusting, it pretty much didn't even register as a human body to my mind. It doesn't even look human so it's hard to comprehend it's a gigantic cellulite squinchy ass.

>>731412695
Does this man have Prader-Willi syndrome? I knew someone with that, mad shit, he used to eat raw sausages, anything he could get his hands on, they had to lock the fridge and all the cupboards and he couldn't go out on his own.

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>>731412721

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lol,

>>731412723

sounds spoopy desu

>>731412723
Who is this woman? I need a quick rundown

Slide thread!

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>>731412695

>>731412733
He later voted for Trump too.

>>731412695
Source, faggot.
You can't drink more than a gallon AT MOST. It's literally impossible.

>>731412716
Most of us burgers are too lazy to read anything except the headline, but we're also too proud to admit we didn't read the rest.

>>731412695
this look like one of those dumb cold war fake CIA news stories.

>>731412703
This

>>731412695
Thats like almost 90L avg recommended water is 2.5L

I call bs

>>731412695
Damn, Walter White really let himself go after Breaking Bad.

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America summed up

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>>731412696
>>731412697

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The article is fake. This guy's mugshot is used for comedy stories, but originally I think he was a sex offender

>>731413005
Looks more like this shitstain of a board, tbh. Fuck /b/.

>>731413093
Triggered Americunt

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>>731412722

Florida man thread?

>>731412695

>Florida man

>>731412733
How do you know it was rape? I mean, did you see what the alligator was wearing? These days, all an alligator has to do is cry "rape" and everyone just rushes to it's defense without even examining the facts.

>>731412695
>25 gallons
Dumbfucks truly believe this

>>731412733
>tried to eat someone
>was released afterwards
i wish this story were true
so many levels of irony

>>731412695
from a satire site. not real