>walk in the kitchen >see your mom like this

>>731392925
Ask her how she's not black anymore

>>731393273

Yeah, I heard you never go back

>>731392925
sins when did i have that hot mom, if THAT was her then seduce her haha

>>731392925
turn 360 degrees and walk vertical

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>>731393641

are u retarde?

>>731393722
Hello newfag

>>731392925
Put benis in

>>731392925


TELL HER TO PUT ON UNDERWEAR AND ASK HER WHEN SHE LOST 100 POUNDS AND STARTED WORKING OUT.....OH AND CLEANING.

Hey mom, got anything I could eat.

>>731393722


PSSST....THIS IS THE INTERNET..ACTUALLY YOU ARE IN THE AUTISTIC SECTION OF THE INTERNET. EVERYTHING IS FAKE.

>>731392925
Tell her to stick some underwear on and call her a filthy slut

>>731393942

Then how do I know you're telling the truth? Maybe everything is truth except what you're telling me.

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>>731393722
nice custom screenshot faggot
>inb4 pic related

>>731392925
Ask her whats her fucking problem. I would bang someone else mother tho.
>>731393273
Fucking Nigger

I know that kitchen.... Annabelle Flowers?

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>>731392925
get her to teach you how to use google you fuckin autistic mong

>>731394026


IT'S ALL LIE AND TRUTH AT THE SAME TIME. THAT'S THE PARADOX.

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>>731394221

bEEp bOoP, duz nOT cumPOOP

>>731392925
>Be me
>See mom being horny
>Turn 360° degrees and walk away

>>731394199
Lighten up, Francis

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Now posting 'girls in the kitchen' for Op, to fight the haters / ignore them.
> Mekka Lekka High, mutha fukkahs

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>>731395318

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>>731395366

>>731392925

Pull my dick out and start jerking off. A good mother will know why, and will leave me to my childish whims.

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>>731395401
Who could this 'anonymous benefactor' be?
> Haven't been back on 4ch for a few months
> Wish? Did somebody say wish?

>>731392925
Say
"Holy shit, mom, you can walk again!"

>>731392925
Tell her I am just done fucking my sister and that she has to give me some minutes to recover

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>>731395501
I'll call this one 'Skank on a tabletop'

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>>731395549

>>731395501

Well... I came.

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>>731395581
"Mom! You're a redhead who's younger than me! And you have no panties on!

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"Keep scrubbing whilst I fuck you up the ASS"

>>731395318

"Girls in the kitchen"

You mean their natural habitat?

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But Mom! It's.... your pussy!

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>>731395805

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>>731395851

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>>731395877

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>>731395902

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>>731395924
"I frequently make bread naked"
> Well, that explains all the yeast infections!

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>>731395984

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Then this one time, just before my little sister got in the shower.
I bet her she wouldn't get up on the counter naked

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See this, gotta spank a butt cheek

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"Relax, I'm just naked"

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If she bakes for you naked,
she not only wants you,
She wants you to fuck her.

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"Daddy, don't come in yet!
I have a surprise for you!"
> and I have a surprise for YOU

>>731392925

eat her ass until her pussy leaks for my cock

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>>731395621
>mom! you're younger than me
I think my IQ just dropped from reading that

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>>731393273
because there's redeemable qualities in everyone nigganon

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>>731396098

>>731393722
Christ I feel old now

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Wonder how she got out of my room

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>>731395366

Shitty location for a stove. No elbow room, and in the way of the fridge.

KitchenFail.

The knock-kneed asian girl is nice tho.

Tell her to quit daydreaming and get me my tendies and chocolate milk!

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Kitchen naked is good naked.

>>731393897
>benis
"Thank you for using the correct term, mom"