ASMR thread.
Who's your favorite ASMR whore?
I know only darling
Hungry Lips
>>731387657
I hate how she does that laugh every time she says "darling". It ain't funny, you phony bitch.
>>731387530
sucks she turned into an sjw dyke
>>731387804
How and when, or are you one of them easily triggered btards?
>>731387530
Before and after
>>731387863
Not him; OP here. She literally did turn into a sjw dyke. She even had a shared account with her lesbian lover for a while until she cheated on her.
Ally, by a vast margin.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2kZRQbZOHzQ
>>731387530
ASMR Glow
>>731387975
Can't fap to such a masculine chin.
>>731387950
never seen single sjw dyke stuff on her youtube channel
show us the horrible sjw she did or fuck off
Love fapping to clover.
MissASMR
>>731388081
I'm not doing anything for you. Why are you being such a defensive nutjob?
>>731388081
Can confirm. Went with dreads for a while and had some butch ass girl she was dating. I believe the other girl did some asmr stuff too.
>>731387530
>ASMR
what the actual fuck? They supposedly give you the shivers?
Really?
>>731388235
he's a newfag I assume.
>>731388235
cuz I watch her youtube channel and never seen anything sjw or dickey.
if someone came in saying that trump and putin made pro SJW statements and came out as homosexuals I would also want to check it from some sources
rather than some bard saying everything is SJW, everything is reddit,..
>>731388244
well link to some sjw bullshit she did or fuck off, my friend got dreads and all he cares about is weed, not sjw
>>731388149
>>731388149
>good choice
Fuck im tired now
>>731388403
If you're just learning what asmr is, you need to go away.
>>731388130
moar clover please
>>731388081
Evy whispers was her name. She actually posted videos referring to a break up.
>>731388439
You're a nonsensical mess.
Lol believe it or not. Idgaf
She's not my fave, but this is funny af.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ycgSzc4Grdo
>>731387804
>>731387950
>using sjw unironically
This site is getting more cringeworthy by the day
>>731388481
>>731388439
She broke up with here dyke "girl" friend and then got into hard drugs and shooting
>GOOGLE IT DIP SHIT
>>731388581
How does it not make sense that I want to see some pics or videos of her being SJW, rather than taking your word for it?
I saw like 20+ her videos, thats why I am doubtful. Do you have IQ of 65 that this concept is so alien to you, that people actually ask for sources for claims?
>>731388702
yeah, she then rob a bank while calling to kill all jews
you google it and link to it
>>731388680
Freshblush is cute!
>>731387530
>Not watching lobster boy asmr
Pffft noob
>>731388511
who is that ?
>>731388770
Hey. I'm sure all these people would have linked you to a video if you didn't tell them to fuck off, etc in your first post.
Anyway, continuing to dump more clover.
>>731388938
>would have linked you to a video if you didn't tell them to fuck off
you mean when I told them to link OR fuck off
oh my, 65 IQ is really showing
>inb4 just pretending to be retarded
>>731388894
WhispersRose. Sadly quit her channel.
I have had a mad crush on visualsounds1 for like 6 years.
>>731388938
>>731387530
Cherry crush is clearly one of the best.
But then again, my favorite, I have no idea.
Lobster boy gonna getcha.
>>731387795
same. it was weird the first time i watched one of her videos, and when i tried another and found out she does it every time, i just got into the habit of hitting L on my keyboard to skip past it
>>731389253
Ran out of clover. Got some Isabel Imagination tho.
>>731388403
imagine if finger boxes were real
>>731389403
>>731389486
Fingerboxes ARE real. Not even trolling.
>>731388836
i think you're in the wrong thread, dude.
that or this is copy pasta i'm not aware of.
>>731389543
fuggg
>>731388938
>>731389253
Good God she's adorable.
>>731389061
What the fuck is your problem?
>>731389287
My fucking fav no doubt, have you heard her sing yet? if not you need too.
>>731389287
She is ok as a porn actress, too.
>>731387530
Well to be fair, that is shitty lighting and she was dumped by her fiancee
>>731389936
I've heard it sing. And I loved it.
>>731389985
For some reason, it displease me to see as a porn actor/actress someone I do find interesting for other things (I don't know if I'm clear).
It's not about slut shaming or something, but I prefer to remember something I find artistic than something I find basic...
>>731390134
She does both, and insists on keeping them separate. I enjoy both regardless.
>>731390134
>it
why didn't you just say her?
>>731387975
fuck that, she has a kid. her cooch is prob all stretched out, even if it aint shes used up
Why aren't you guys mentioning actual good ASMRtists like ASMRMagic, fastASMR and ARDRA.
Kinda sad that Christian Noel doesn't make as many videos as she used too.
>>731390322
I understand.
I just don't really like porn in general.
>>731390370
At first I've wrote "I've heard it sing. And I loved her" (because I'm sleepy). I only thought of correcting the second part.
>>731390031
Chink loving race traitor. Also, scammer. Can't fap to her anymore.
>>731390513
Scammer? How so?
>>731390457
Mostly because I don't really like them. Not saying they are bad, just that I don't really like.
>>731390513
>Chink loving race traitor
Fact
>scammer.
Proofs?
>>731390595
What are you, one of them fucking Jap earlicking fetishists?
>>731387530
>YumiJummi
>HungryLips
>LailaLove
>BasedClover
>WillowWysteria (for animefags, not at all lewd)
>Angelica ASMR (sometimes boring but very interesting, not very lewd)
I watch a lot of this stuff, you can tell the kind of person I am from this.
Yumi is my favorite. I know she's probably rich spoiled MILF but who gives a fuck?
Laura Lemure, GentleWhispering, Darya Lozhkina, Palegea
euro/russian accents and language knocks me the fuck out to sleep quicker than anything.
>>731390584
>>731390640
/watch?v=4XJIPWUe4Hc
Anyone have those nudes of Karuna Satori?
>>731390935
Try ValeriyaASMR
>>731391009
ah, thx for the knowledge mate.
>>731391284
That's just the tip of the iceberg. She's on welfare due to her anxiety, but literally dances in public places, etc. Whole lotta shady shit with this bitch.
>>731387530
HeatherFeather is pretty good, Miniyu, PPOMO, Cherry Crush is okay if you can get past the fact that she's a porn star whore (Not attractive, and of course you can find her shit on PornHub). Karuna Satori has been a favorite recently (Sometimes she does shit with her husband but she's also a giant vlog whore).
As for male ASMR? Ephemeral Rift is a great choice, along with ASMattR (Both have done traditional ASMR along with performance/RP, ER is usually known more for performance.)
Heather Feather, I pray for her chubby wins.
>>731391577
tfw heather won't post any videos below the chin because she doesn't want anyone seeing her chubby goodness
>>731391577
Since when was she ever chubby?
>>731391418
>that filename
Not even memeing, but how does she keep getting away with this?
>>731391774
Nice ass. Dances in tight clothes. Can pretty much get away with anything
>>731391774
she isn't. a bunch of people fought back and flagged her videos. That's why she hasn't uploaded anything in a while, because youtube won't let her. Kek.
Does Lilium or Heather feather have Snapchat?
>>731389569
So is cancer and that is (You).
>>731388772
>>731388680
>>731388481
>>731388130
Hated this bitch ever since she deleted her snickers video, which was quite literally her best video
>>731392229
The Finger Boxes are works of art by Ay-O that are the most tactile works of art in the Fluxus project. Ay-O first produced them in 1964. There are rumors that they were invented before WWII, however this is unconfirmed. It is said that all of the original Finger Boxes were destroyed during the fighting. Ay-O is said to have learned of this and claimed the invention for himself.[2] The artworks comprise largely identical hollow cubical wooden boxes with finger-sized holes in one face. As tactile works of art, it is necessary to touch them to perceive them, by placing one's finger into the hole to feel the material that is hidden within the box. The hidden contents of the boxes comprise such various things as beads, bristle brushes, hair, cotton balls, nails, and sponges.
The artist's intent, by including things such as nails, which can potentially prick the finger, in the possible contents of the box is to ensure that the user touches the box with an "enquiring, learning gesture". The finger boxes are also intended to be touched by multiple people at a time, promoting a shared, social, experience of perceiving the work.
>>731391988
MOAR.
I'm close.
>>731392804
Still there? Sorry I disappeared.
>>731393744
Yes, I'm here and ready
>>731394018
Oh i'd love to slide that up and slide into that thick ass
>>731394018
>>731394118
mm little whore knows what she is good for
>>731390764
I do find them relaxing, but that's not something I would listen to a lot.
The girls with best voices are usually ugly as fuck and all the cute ones have annoying as fuck videos.
>>731387741
>>731390930
>Hungry Lips
>>731394179
>>731394067
Nice comments.
>Laila Love ASMRotica
You're welcome.
>>731394533
>>731394533
would rather bang the fat chick, 2bh
ASMR2n4.
Webm related.
>>731394533
it's so tight on her. it would be so easy to rip it off with a hand over her mouth in the dressing room.
>>731394627
What the fuck is up with her face?
She's had that some huge zit on her forehead for over a year now.
>>731389402
This
>>731387657
She's still a qt though
>>731387530
UK ASMR is the final redpill
>>731394709
You have skype or discord?
>>731394783
>UK ASMR
she's terrible
>>73139462
slut needs to let those tits out. would look great gagging on a cock
>>731394820
i have discord
>>731394783
ASMR daaaarling "LOL OMFG DUDE "DARLING" LOL"
>>731394844
The only video from her that I like is moon dough one.
>>731394844
U takin the piss m8? oi'll fookin smack u roight in the gabba m8 swer on ukasmr's grave
Do you guys think I could make some money doing ASMR videos? I'm a pretty good looking guy
>>731394933
Add me, & I can send you more of her if you want, plus other asmr whores. Fucking hate the captcha here.
madhatter
#8239
>>731394783
>>731394844
>>731394952
>>731395017
she's also got super fat lately
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC1Ch5PLwgIbXSpHEiUOQy0Q
or
https://soundgasm.net/u/nekado-wants-to-play
>>731395276
>>731395076
added i'm oopsi
>>731395122
Pastel is cute too
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCrbmJMkE80PML356en8zn6w
>girlfriend roleplay
CRINGY AS FUCK
All of young fags are missing out on the goddess of ASMR. Latte ASMR is a Korean girl I believe who does ASMR in Korean, Japanese and English. 1/3
>>731396164
2/3
>>731396193
3/3
>>731395351
>cummunicate
Jesus
https://youtu.be/XfxOMDsTO-w
tfw footfag
>>731394677
FUCK.
Where did you get that, mate?
>>731396262
>check the vid to see what the full word is
>cummunicate
>teacher role play
my jimmies are rustled
>>731396528
>>731396579
Anyone got the rest?
>>731396548
Got it from her.
It's been a long time tho, I already posted it a bunch of times. It's nothing new.
>>731396572
the fact that she didn't even notice after the fact is troubling
that said she has a pleasant enough voice that I can let it go somewhat
>>731396528
>asmr darling is a roastie
who would've guessed
>>731396700
ASMR darling?
i love jellybean . I would also go for Ppomo asmr the Kr sexy lips .
>>731396572
Look at how she continually has to check how to spell words from her piece of paper. She can't just remember them.
She really is a stupid bitch.
Read the whole thread.
Still no idea what asmr is.
>people just now realizing ASMR girls are just attention whores getting money from pathetic cucks
How is this news to anyone?
I fucking hate it when they try too hard to sound calming.
My favorite type of asmr vids are show and tell because they always speak with their normal voice. It's like they get distracted talking about object so they forget to act and instead they sound genuine. It's especially good if it's some kind of object that produces great sounds like leather purses, jackets, boots etc.
Hair cut and hair brushing vids are fine too if it's not role playing. Role play vids are cringy as fuck.
>>731397030
I don't think it's news to anyone, bub
>>731396931
I'm talking about ASMR2n4. I don't have any stuff from ASMR Darling.
>>731391009
ffs post the whole link you pleb. now i gotta copy, open a new tab, type the other half of the url and paste when i could have used embed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XJIPWUe4Hc
>>731388059
she has some weird shit. i wonder what she looks like underneath that three inch layer of makeup.
>>731396985
its when people whisper into a camera to make you feel relaxed. Or they do weird sounds like typing or fooling around with a bag of chips ect. ambient noises that make people feel sleepy or relaxed.
it also has a very obvious erotic part to it since its basically just a hot woman whispering in your ear, so they just started embracing it and instead of droning on about shit, they start telling you to jerk off ect.
>>731397165
Calm down Steve
>>731397030
When did anyone say, or even imply, it was news?
Pelegea is the absolute best looking
I also like Latte, Dana, PPOMO, Valeriya, Softlygaloshes, Victoria Sponge, FreshBlush, Maple, Darya, Amal, Quiet Sprite, CherryCrush, catnip, SoftAnnaPL
how much i like them is a mix of how good they are and how attractive they are
Other than Jellybean, It sure it PLEB in here.
>>731397215
https://youtu.be/QcbUyVjCRn8
She's cute. Doesn't have bad skin.
GIBI!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtU_gAHQvSc
>>731397165
I mean, who really gives a shit what people give their money to? I'm certainly not giving her any, I assume you aren't anon, nor I assume is the person who went to the trouble of making this video.
I don't watch her videos and have never really gotten the appeal. Those dance videos just make me cringe. But whatever.
>>731397548
her ear licking videos are glorious
>>731397491
she looks so much younger without the makeup.
Raffytaffy
>>731397374
>how attractive they are
Doesn't play a role with me. I'm not into ASMR vids because I wanna fap to teenage sluts.
One of my favorites is SilentCitadel. She's fat and ugly but her whispering voice is awesome and she does a ton of crafting/painting/artsy shit which makes for awesome vids.
>>731397548
her blowjob vid sucks. Dude has a baby dick.
Her topless haircut vids are ok.
I wouldn't put moots dick in that thing
>>731397419
>ASMR artist, vegan and LGBT activist, lifestyle youtuber
I'm genuinely surprised she hasn't just started doing sex work already.
yeah
>Miss ASMR
Yum
>>731397374
i can't get into cherrycrush's asmr at all. every time i see her asmr i just wonder why i'm not watching her take dick instead.
>The fucking QUEEN hasnt been posted yet.
Seriously. What the fuck. All these other useless whores need to bow down.
>>731397859
oh yeah, she is hot. ASMR Glow and Bohemian Whispers too.
forgetting about my darker girls
>>731397145
got anymore things from her?
>>731398147
...it was the second reply.
>>731387741
This whore. I jerked off on every video when she was 16. Now she's like 20 or something.
>>731397232
>so they just started embracing it and instead of droning on about shit, they start telling you to jerk off ect.
disclaimer to anyone reading this and getting ideas: pretty much none of the girls posted ITT have done this kind of stuff. it's very niche and hard to find good looking asmr girls who actually do stuff like this.
>>731396528
not her
>>731398374
>pretty much none of the girls posted ITT have done this kind of stuff
except clover. and hungry lips. and possibly others.
Do I need a fedora to get into whatever the fuck this thread is about?
>>731398497
clover is mediocre. hungry lips i'll give you. she's 10,000% hyperslut and i'm surprised she doesn't have like a thousand explicit hardcore fuck vids out already.
>>731398226
That's the only thing I'm willing to share.
>>731398374
It's not hard at all.
There's a lot of cam girls who realized that in addition to stuffing grapes up their asshole on chaturbate, they can also make money by whispering on youtube.
Laila Love and MyCherryCrush are 2 who started as cam girls. Mia Gunn is another.
Then there's a lot of girls who are willing to do more naughty stuff if you pay them for a private video.
>Whisper video
>They have a pleasant, relaxing voice, it's nice
>They pick something up, anything, it doesn't matter, it's always some hard plastic
>TAP AS HARD AS THEY POSSIBLY CAN RIGHT NEXT TO THE MICROPHONE
Always takes me out of it. Stop it.
>>731398248
My man
I can have an ASMR when heavily altered by DPH
please tell me this is common cause to me they're like beer and cigarettes
>>731398607
no, but you need a fedora to discuss it or admit to anyone that you listen to it.
>>731398607
No.
You need a fedora if you're going to post comments on their vids and whiteknight for them. Like this fuck: >>731398483
>>731387530
>>731398710
the point was that the majority of asmr girls, most of the ones posted in this thread, and especially the actual good ones out there, aren't just those camslut bimbos looking for another market to milk. those girls are a niche minority of asmr.
>>731398729
>>731398729
This shit pisses me off so much.
I've been toying with an idea about making a video for them. I'm a sound engineer, I could do a guide for them on how to get their vids sounding better with free software.
I just don't think that these bitches would appreciate any advice.
>>731398895
Fucking feels good.
>>731398903
>aren't just those camslut bimbos looking for another market to milk
If she's good looking and showing off her cleavage, ass or whatever then she probably is.
>>731398483
close enough that i'm gonna masturbate furiously to it and pretend, my dude
>>731387530
When I was into this shit, which is a few years ago, Lilium was definitely my go to chick. That "Alpha State of mind" video of hers got me to finally drift off to sleep more than once.
Haven't kept up with the scene since then. I'm not surprised it's turned into what it appears to have turned into: cam whoring without the nudity. If you're into that, sure, whatever I don't care.
>>731398895
You can't fully appreciate Bob Ross unless you've been softly, sweetly, kindly, gently molested by your father.
>>731398895
I wanna know what kind of drugs this happy little motherfucker was on. He figured out the secret to happiness and I want it.
>>731398895
I love the joy of painting, and it's extremely calming, but it's not quite the same as asmr to me.
>tfw I can remember watching simply "whisper" videos on Youtube before ASMR even was a thing
>>731399159
The key to appearing happy is lots of sadness.
Clover is so cringe
>open pov blowjob vid with no talking
>listen to quiet, slurping noises of a dick being swallowed
>shitposting on 4chan
This is comfy.
>>731399159
It's fucking insane to image him as your DI.
http://www.military.com/veteran-jobs/career-advice/military-transition/famous-veteran-bob-ross.html
>>731399950
The running joke is that he killed a lot of people while in the army and the clues are hidden in his painting. It's also what made him so mellow.
>>731400044
except he was in the chair force and probably wasn't even trained for real combat.
>>731399886
anymore of her?
>>731399950
DROP AND GIVE ME 50 IN FRONT OF THIS HAPPY TREE
>>731400166
google the filename my dude
>>731400166
Yeah, an entire channel on pornhub.
>>731398248
god save dimitri
>>731400208
>>731400215
thanks anons
I just want to feel Heather Feather's sausage fingers jerk me slowly as she whispers in my ear.
>>731400445
>not wanting a titwank from those fat cowtits
>>731387530
scrolled through and didn't see mycherrycrush...you autistic bumbling fuckwads she is a pornstar and does asmr (albeit retarded slurping and shit like that)
>>731387530
Personal faves
>Cordelia charter
>Cosmic tingled
>>731392525
snickers video ?
>>731400825
>mycherrycrush
(w)ew lad
>b-b-but s-she d-does p-porn
>>731400825
ctrl+f cherry
6 results
You're a moron.
>>731390930
I need a download of the angelica Harley quinn video, it got taken down and now I'm sad.
https://youtu.be/XG9Zkef4Se8
Equilibrium /imbalance/ginnywhispers
Love this girl, this was the first one I came across.
>tfw it won't be long until qt traps jump on the asmr ship
Are you guys ready for thigh highs show and tell or dragon dildo haul vids?
>tfw your asmr waifu does a face reveal and she's not qt at all
>>731401830
you have more in common with your qt asmr waifu
>>731398497
hungry lips did a joi? where can i find it?
>No IndigoStars
>No AlternateAroura
>No CapitalASMR
>No Willow Wisteria
>No Pommo
You niggers are missing out big time
>>731402854
Thanks fam
>>731402854
no
>MissShadowLovely
>>731403068
Indigo stars does vampire blood drinking vids and is very high quality. Rather seductive voice.
AlternateAroura focuses on darker roleplays like dark souls and SCPs. Has a voice like professional velvet.
>CapitalASMR is basically a loli eitha cute as fuck voice without the squeaking jap tone.
>willow wisteria is innocent fantasy roleplays. Decent range of voice acting/changing.
>pommo focuses on triggers. Is korean cutie.
Some of the more saucy ones are in. Here, plus nip slips etc that you might not have noticed.
https://www.youngleak.com/c/asmr/
>>731403331
Almost forgot her.
She pumps out more waifus that a /v/ thread.
>>731403528
kek
>>731387975
Oh yeah
tf is asmr?
You guys ever fall asleep to ASMR and YouTube autoplay cycles though and eventually finds one of the male ASMR channels and you wake up to some faggot with a soothing voice. So gay
>>731403770
awesome sounding miraculous rave
>>731403916
i cant watch male asmr for fear of contracting the gay.
>>731403916
I don't actually fall asleep to asmr.
I basically use it as a background noise when I'm reading online, shitposting or playing some vidya like Minecraft.
>>731403770
It triggers parts of the brain and causes tingles simmilar to goosebumps.
It is also very relaxing and most people just use them to help fall asleep.
It stands for audio sensory medisomethingorother response
>>731404026
can't contract that which already is
>>731404026
Male ASMR is fucking weird and creepy. Those guys should be shot
>>731390457
fastASMR not only is very good, but she's one of the few ASMR channels that consistently puts out content at a regular schedule, not like every other channel i'm subbed to
>>731403916
>listen to guys and girls
>mostly listen to girls because their voices are softer
Looks like im a turbo dyke now.
>>731404026
>>731404180
Depends on who's doing it.
I found this vid the other day: https://youtu.be/Wv1-b2chjqo?t=3m58s
That guy has a pleasant voice. Haven't seen his other vids so no clue if it's anything cringy tho.
The worst one is that faggot Toni Bomboni.
>>731404538
I used to watch his videos when he first started. He did a garden tour and a haul video which were decent.
There's a gay guy that shows off his jewellary and watches a lot, cant remember his name, its something like "meandbigboy" and i really like his. he doesnt turn me on though.
In highschool I sat next to a dude with this deep, manly voice that was so soothing. He used to play Dungeons & Dragons with some other guys and he always liked talking about their adventures.
I'd start asking him about it during class and he'd spend the whole class telling me about stuff. He had to whisper since we were in a class.
It would melt my brain.
https://www.youngleak.com/c/asmr/ Ty me later !
nature flight has the cutest voice I've ever heard
>>731405090
Too late faggot.
See:
>>731403459
>>731387657
She isn't even good. Sure, she's attractive, but that doesn't mean she's good at ASMR
It's not even close.
>>731405340
>mfw marias playdate video
>>731405239
Sleeping again
>>731398248
YES. The absolute best ASMR artist on the web.
definitely cloveress.
she's just so fucking beautiful...
Feelsbadman
>>731406539
>gets thicc
>boobs don't get more thicc
what's the point then
>>731406728
her cock got thicker
>>731389385
Fuck I love listening to this guy's "out of character" videos where it's just him with a few beers talking about life.
>>731406728
Still would though
>>731406852
Nah, it's her getting a cock on the regular that made her stop trying and just get fat. Bitches in relationships always do that.
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5820c90b87673
Make sure your sound is on.
>>731406088
Too much asmr will do that to a person.
>>731387530
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1yQxCCLDAc
>>731387530
>try to search ASMR to jerk off
>look for cuckold porn because that is what i jerk off to
>find some slut telling me that she cheated on me and feels sorry
>its not sexy at all, all i feel is disgust towards her
>search some more ASMR
>find nothing
There is literally nothing fappable about it, its all shit fuck you losers.
>>731405626
I mean if that's what you're after then it doesn't get any better than the "Hunted - Calidora" video. The sounds that sound remarkably similar to a BJ combined with the pleasured moaning is pretty crazy.