What's your excuse?

>>731386300
Steroids cause acne

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I'd rather train my biggest organ

im american

I have a gf

I have a life to live.

I'm heterosexual

>>731386300

I prefer to cultivate my mind. That shit consumes too much time.

I'm really fucking lazy.

No excuse i'm cutting at 800 def. and doing calisthenics.
impressive fat loss and noob gains so far, and it's only been 3 weeks.

>>731386300

Looks impressive, but if you know anything about bodybuilding you'd know that this guy has fucking starved himself for the last few weeks and is feeling the weakest he's ever felt in his life.

All for a shitty photoshoot in his parents' bedroom.

>>731386300
No spare money for roids

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Hom many years I need to look like OP pic guy?

for not having a small penis?

>>731386300
I wear boxers

>>731386300

not using steroids

>>731386473
You'd rather train your skin?

>>731387615
kek

>>731386473
your skin?

>>731386300

My time is important to me.

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That is a beautiful body

>>731386300
not in the position to dedicate time to a gym. live over 15km away from town and can only legally ride a bike.
also im pretty lazy and recently my friends have been smashing KFC when we get high so theres that.

>>731386442
And shrinks your balls

>>731387327
This. Literally starving as well. White fish and rice in cup size portions 4 times a day and little to no water. Yeah thanks I'll enjoy my cheeseburger and daily jogging to keep at a good weight and stature. Fucking fags. Vanity is all they are about.

>>731387946
this.

>>731386899
This

>>731386300
Seems a waste of time....
why be muscular?
If it's for fighting or self defense I'll stick to my flock, it only costs 600$ and it's more reliable than me going to the gym two hours a night!
>if it's for look, then you shouldn't be with those shallow whores that only are with you for looks

Wow you guys are pathetic. You did know not all anabolic steroids cause those, right? Also, they are REVERSIBLE symptoms.

>>731388504
Or it can be for confidence moron

>>731386300
too fat

Im a lazy piece of shit

>>731387870
Fuck off faggot, stop stealing my jokes, I already said that right here:
>>731387615

Stop plagiarizing me reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

It'll take probably another 6 months for me to get to that point.

>>731386300
I don't like steroids, that guys balls are like tiny grapes

>>731388672
>this

Cuz I have better things to do than just lifting lead

I'm gay

>>731386300
Don't want to waste money on steroids

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>>731386300
holy shit this dude is disgusting
kill it before it lays eggs

>>731389491
so what

>>731386300
i'm not gay enough

my lack of chesthair

>>731389545
The girly type

I already get enough pussy

>>731389765
you can still be girly type gay with nice body

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDkXw4fEVWg

>>731386300
I would love to have muscles like those but i'm too lazy and I much rather play video games and fap than go to gym.

>>731386300
This guy's pectoral muscles are too small for the rest of him. It's like a different form of the chicken legs, but on his chest. Gross. Most definitely wouldn't last 5 mins in a Mr. Olympia comp

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>>731388504
>flock
>training a flock of birds for personal defense
>not wanting to be muscular

Confidence is your problem. You rack diciprine

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well, to be honest. that type of body is usually to show off. if your were to fight someone you would easyly be beaten since the muscles dont have enough strenght.

>>731390943
You're just trying to justify being fat

>>731391298
i dont mind being fat. heck, i stopped caring 9 years ago

>>731388504
this.

if it's protection/self-defense you want, get P238, a concealed-carry permit and train (if you don't train, you're useless to me)

if it's to be prepared WSHTF, get an AR-15 and train ... you protect your location, your food, your water - you will have your choice of women

if it's to look good at the bars ... work your ass off at a good job and don't be a cheap motherfucker ... dress well, tip well, be kind, be generous ... money wins over muscle in the long run ... the poor, tired body boy ... the guy with the wad of Benjamins who volunteers one day a week at some charity gets more pussy then that asshole

>>731391298
or ...
i'm trained, practiced, competitive pistol shooter. i'd drop you before you landed the first punch (concealed carry permit here). as the man said, "go ahead, make my day"

as my taekwondo instructor says, "movies lie, the bullet is faster than the hand or foot."

I hate myself and I have no motivation. Everything I do hastens my death, and this have the time when I'll have no pain. If I was less of a coward I'd just kill myself, but alas, a coward I am... not trolling, either. Feels good to vent anonymously.

>>731391735
That's nice, I'll just not fight you and instead enjoy my life of not-being-fat. Good luck pulling out that gun from under your gut flap, flublord.

>>731386300
Full-Time job
Girlfriend
Part-Time College Courses

The most I can hope for is working out at home.

>>731386300
dont care about women, why try to appeal to them? id rather jack off and play games

>>731391840

What should be happend to you'll strat a new amazing life since now?

Sorry my english sucks, I'm motivation guru from Phnom Penth Thai

>>731386300

That i could not care less about existence and how society implements imagery to shape your life.

All you have to do in life is die.. Everything you do in between does not matter;; all roads lead to rome brother;

Be it by cardiac arrest because of steroids at age 45 or diabetes at age 30 or so;

Just my 2 cents.

>>731386300
Laziness, depression

>>731386300
I already have awesome wife and hot fuckbuddy who's my wife's best female friend. Also have well payed job and own apartment.

>>731387946
>As he spends all his time on /b barley leaving the house at all.

>>731386300
Its disgusting and I'd rather do something i like. I run each other day, did a few semimarathons, am vegetarian, do kickboxing btw. Chicks are more attracted to more social sports and shit, mang.

I'm not into gay porn.

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>>731386300
I have a huge dick and am a sex god. Don't need to be chiseled.

>>731387356
-15, crawl back into your mother's nasty slit and redevelope as a man

>>731386300
I'm not a faggot trying to impress other faggots.

>>731386300
I rely on having a shower.
That dude doesn't appear to a penis, maybe goes in like a dog's.

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>>731393733
Forgot pic

>>731393733
> This dude doesn't appear to a penis
keked

>>731386300
This is not even attractive. Impressive yes, attractive no. Should have a little fat on him.

The size of my wallet means I don't need to look like this.
Also like curry and beer too much

>>731393780
Christ, yeah. That would do the trick

I'm not a manlet
•6'2

I like to eat food

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Creepy looking fat old guys get the chicks!

>>731386300
trying this hard

>>731386300
Not a raging homosexual

>>731393780
Can you even get hard?

I have the best facial hair, although women don't seem to care.

>>731386300
I'm lazy, love food and booze, and I get plenty of pussy already, so no need to look like that.

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>>731394457
Yeah, but it can take a while.

>>731386300
Don't feel the urge to spend my life in pursuit of vanity. Getting plenty of pussy as is.

>>731391893
if you call 5'10" 175 fat, then ... sure ... I will ... happily

>>731386300

Impressive to look at, but pointless as fuck. If you don't enjoy it, just don't do it.

Fucks your diet and health up, and totally pointless once you got a girl. And if you haven,t one, this grinding will not solve all your life problems.