So /b/ can anyone give me sex advice? This chick agreed to take

>>731382754
I was thinking of drinking more water, walking to places, and cutting porn for a week.

I just want to fucking lose it and then move on with life.

u on the bottom and her on top should help...

1)you wont have to get tired = soft dick
2)she will control the in and out = most chances of her orgasming
3)make sure u emphasize on the fact that there is a chick there that wants u to fuck her
4)drag the whole procedure as much as u can(the convos and shit b4 u do it) to build tension.
5)ask her what she likes - what she doesnt like.
6)if u get soft, use your chubby fingers. Dont get paranoid or nervous. Just finger her.
7)take your time and do your thing.


if u wonna sk anything specific, shoot.

age:32

Don't fap in that week
Relax
Take your time
Look at her

Had kind of the same problem. It took 3 tries, and it's just I was nervous

so fuckign beta that he cant even stick around for 2 minutes to have an actual convrersation.

>>731382754
OP, this isn't how real people talk. Stop trying to make yourself look interesting.

>>731382754
Quit porn
Don't fap
Pop some L-arginine pills and some ginseng you can get them at health stores

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>>731382754
>"ok, but the soonest i can is next thursday, i have finals"

omfg OP your such a faggot. u fucking kidding me? youre not going to pleasure this girl by making her wait a week for your beta ass. fuck off you fat fucking loser. sad excuses for males like you dont deserve a woman

>>731384747
She's equally fat if that helps

>>731384803


see this:

>>731383039

buckle up and stfu

>>731384803
lol, oh

>>731382754

i bet she lives on the other side of the world.

all u got to do is listen to your enstict...

if u dont really feel like it.... maybe its cause she is ugly...

go get yourself an A class whore and let her know that its your first time.

Lose some weight. That will help.

>>731385298

+ then you go and fuck your girl

>>731385298
Yea

>listen to your enstict

What's with the pink texts? Fatfag

>>731383039
Thanks, at least I have a plan now.
>>731383471
So far this my 2nd attempt
>>731384385
She sent it at 3 am I was asleep
>>731384745
I'll look into the ginseng
>>731384747
Ignore the other guy, she's not fat. Her problem is she doesn't do anything with her life and stays at home all day. So she might be desperate. That's why I decide to make her wait.
>>731385196
Nah, ~ 1 hour away
>>731385298
I wouldn't know where to get a whore.
My fear is getting her pregnant... and I feel bad because I've resorted to fucking a chick with nothing going on literally. But there's a first time for everything
>>731385362
Oh boy... thanks, 1 week I bet I could lose tons


Sorry for late responses

>>731385573
What do you mean? I just make girls pink. Go figure.

>>731384803
well you didnt tell us -that-

>>731385711
so you are a girl?

>>731385731
I swear... see this >>731385618

>>731382754
Post pic of girl

>>731385778
What? No, but with my small moons I might as well be...

>>731385848
*moobs

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>>731385829

you are killing me... are u gonna have sex with Honey booboo?

>>731386010

>>731386203
No... I've established she's not fat.

>>731386010
lmao id say its not worth fucking her.

get /fit/ and go to the bar and pick up some qt

>>731386298
She's not fat... Just easier to see

>>731386298
she aint fat, she the loch ness monster

>>731386298
Sorry meant to say

She's not fat, she's established

>>731386437
>>731386486
how about you blind niggers read the thread
OP is a faggot but you are worse

>>731386626
Gonna guess that you're OP here.

>>731382754
''ok but the soonest i can etc etc''

WHAT A BETA ANSWER

>>731386010
I actually know this "girl". Went to same highschool (until she dropped out).

She does not speak English.

Fuck your finals you stupid fat prick
Go and get your dick sucked it one fucking night
BETA FUCK

>>731386626
>>731382754
>>731384803
>>731386010

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Good for you, dude. Don't fuck this up because this does not happen often.

Foreplay is key. Pussy, nips, etc. Make her wet and cum before you make cum yourself, even if you don't cum, she came and that's important.

Don't fap, drink lots of water and eat healthy to make your cum taste better. Google what's good.

Forget what's in porn, but search for that one video on pornhub where two lesbos show how to perform oral on a girl - issa good tutorial.

and just be urself :')

Good luck.

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>>731386750
I have finals. The soonest I can is tomorrow. Would I look better if I go tomorrow?
>>731386740
I'm op

And alright anons, she's not fat...

This is a pity fuck..do it because it will NEVER happen again

>>731386740
No you underwater jew

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>>731386969
There ya go anons, I'm going to go and fuck her tomorrow

- op

>>731387394

No, she has not responded yet.

>>731387548
I highly doubt she'll object as she really doesn't do anything

>>731387394
no, you wasted your damn fucking opportunity, she wont reply now and you'll learn your damn lesson

do not send her another fucking message

>>731387672
what he said.

>>731387672
She will, honestly guys. She'll probably just say "ok" or "k"

I may be beta but my main concern was not doing well. I wanna lose it, but honestly I am a little hyped now. What that anon said helped "focus on he fact a chick wants you to fuck her"

But I'm still taking advice on anything.

- op

>>731387956
you remind me of a guy who cried when he forgot to bring his pajamas on a school trip

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>>731387956

Gotta strike the iron while it's hot. But you came across as indecisive boi. But who know, maybe the girl is really desperate.

I'm waiting.

>>731387394
How romantic

>>731382754
Viagra, Fatboy. Go to your doctor and tell him you are a limp-dick, useless fatbody.
Oh, and bring her a nice gift. She should get a medal for fucking your fat ass.

>>731388180
>>731388146
Well I feel a bit more confident now.

I know I cam of as indecisive but I'll respond back tomorrow. Keep an eye out for a thread at ~ 11 am. I'll post same pink chat.

Also for that guy waiting, she's not gonna respond now. She'll respond like at 2 cause she's asleep.

>>731388426
What?

>>731387394
Did you reply?

>>731388538

What time zone

>>731382754
Start running your fat ass and stop eating fast food.

If you so much as glance at a soda have your friends notch slap your fat ass

Drink aniut 10 glasses of water today.

No tubby, not diet advice. You want your pecker to work than do this.

Dick in butt<

>>731382754
you always have difficulty getting it hard? Even when you're fapping alone? Or just when you're with a girl?
Because if it's only when you're with a girl, it's the anxiety that's fucking with your mind.
Just take a sildenafil or something like it before you go meet her, maybe take half a sildenafil and take the other half with you.

>>731389284
I don't have any issues getting hard for men, it's just women.

>>731388803
Yes..? I mean I posted a screen shot for a reason. That's all I've said. She however hasn't responded.

>>731388854
Central, Chicago
>>731388890
I will after finals, I really want to lose weight but school isn't easy. Majoring in EE and minor in CS and math
>>731389029
Hopefully
>>731389284
I'd say both. But with mostly with girls.
Masturbating sometimes I'm soft but I think it's because of excessive masturbation and a but of a heart thing.
I usually get a weird felling in my left arm eating pastries ( I'm fat from other food not sugar) .
>>731389352
This faggot

>>731389506
>I'll lose weight later


No you won't

You either say, I'm doing it now, or your lying to yourself.

Don't bullshit yourself. It forms a pattern

And anything you think you know about sugar is wrong. If you eat anything with sugar youre a fucking fat slob with a limp dick

And don't clear the fucking pipes the day you see her. Better to blow 15 seconds in and get a second shit then to to limp your first time. That shit would just be humiliating.

>>731390048
Maybe your right... but the stress for finals doesn't allow me much time now. I do want to start, I wasn't always fat. I've gained 20 lbs in the last year. I really will start losing weight, these past 3 years have been a roller coaster of fucking stress and for once I'll have a summer to myself. No family or school.

Also I meant I don't eat much sugar, and it's not sugar contributing to me being fat. I'm aware of its consequences.

And what about the pipes?