After 8 years working for the department of corrections in a

>>731380665
Did you fuck one of them or are they really all lesbians?

>>731380747
Yes.

No, though a significant proportion are "gay for the stay".

>>731380665
Do you have naked photos of any inmates while inside?

>>731380957
No. You can't take cameras in, and you don't carry your phone while you're on duty. Cunts will steal anything.

>>731380814
>yes
Story pls

>>731380814
How many did you fuck? Did you blackmail them?

>>731380665
sauce?

>>731381084
>>731381086

What's to tell. The truth is that most cunts in prison are not attractive, and the ones who are are don't stay that way for long, but you come across a small proportion to are fuckable and know how the system works. Shag for a fag, or maybe a joint. Things get a bit funny after hours, especially in lower security or pre-release units.

>>731380665
On hot dog day do you serve them wieners cut up so they do dildo with them?

>>731381131
http://www.prisonmovies.net/category/cliches/stripsearch/page/4

>>731380665
sounds like heaven on earth, why would you ever want to leave?

>>731381364
WTF? No.

How do they deal with that time of the month

>>731380665
Got any horror stories?

>>731381438
Like I said. Most of them aren't attractive. You're working with the worst fucking beasts you can imagine, they spit and piss and they stink. They get fat. They get sick. Most people have this mental switch in their heads that clicks when shits getting fucked up. Most of those cunts don't. They'll spit on a screw even though they know they'll go to solitary.

>>731381461
What do they use for dildos then?

you know you if you get caught for this you become a sex offender right?

>>731381588
Like normal women. Tampons or Pads at the taxpayers expense.

>>731381617
Anything really, or nothing. Saw one fucking a broom handle on CCTV one night. Had to bust in and confiscate it. Could be used as a weapon.

>>731381612
Pretty sure anons want you to greentext a sex story.

Anyway, how was the pay and the work hours? How does one get such a job?
I'm 19 and lost in life, should I give it a shot?

>>731380665
Were you ever concerned about beating a woman?

>>731380665
timestamp last paystub or GTFO

>>731381718

Like this fag did

>>731381922

2017. Likely has direct deposit. Who cares

>>731381718
Are you asking me? Dunno what country you're in, but no, nothing I've done would list me as a sex offender.

>>731381754
Pay was okay. The department of corrections in my area advertise often, they get a high turnover. I applied for the job, got it, went through 6 weeks training and 6 months probation on the job in a high security mens prison. 2 years later there's an issue at the womens prison, they need staff urgently. I'm available to work nights. I take on a 6 month secondment that lasts 8 years.

>>731381879
I never beat a bitch that didn't have it coming, and there's usually other guards around. We don't actually beat them. We're trained in how to apply pressure holds and arm locks etc.

>>731381922
Not a question you asshole.

Did you see good titties

>>731382040
You still get pay stubs, faggot

>>731381409
thanks

>>731382100
So what are you going to do now? Seems like the most logical question.

your thread sucks balls op

>>731380665
A good looking friend of mine from uni was sent away for fraud. She came out claiming she was raped by hardcore lesbians and sold between inmates.

Is that common?

>>731382100
Are drugs a common thing in there?
Any gangs?
Do they split based on race like dudes do in the movies?

>>731382124
Yes. But more often bad ones too. Unfortunately it's always the uglies that like to flash them around.

>>731382040
>>731382100
go roleplay on reddit plz.

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>>731382100
>Are you asking me? Dunno what country you're in, but no, nothing I've done would list me as a sex offender.

In 'murca inmates cannot consent to sex with guards. If you fucked an inmate in the states is automatically considered rape.

Judging by what you've experienced, does the prison system work, or is there a better way?

>>731381727
thanks mom

>>731382147


Only if you bother to print them up. I haven't seen a paystub in years.

Maybe they still hand them out at McDonald's? I wouldn't know.

>>731382236
That's rough

>>731382205
Got a job working security for armoured cars. Pay is much better, I only work days.

>>731382217
No.

>>731382231
Drugs are very common. It's impossible to stamp it out. Gangs? Not in Australia so much. As for race, it's Aboriginal or other, and most of the time they get on fine. You're more likely to split up a fight over ciggs than race etc.

>>731382303
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2003-12-14/murderess-intimidates-male-prison-guards/105360

Cunt is called Michelle Burgess. She got one boyfriend to kill the wife of her other boyfriend, then while in prison got 2 officers in hot water. She's batshit crazy.

>>731382313
I'm in Australia. It's not illegal, but it will get you sacked.

>>731380665
Op you have to expand on your answers. Your thread has potential but your answers are boring and short as fuck. Tell us about the most fucked up shit possible. With a lot of detail!

>>731382588
Why aren't you a better storyteller OP

You knew what you were getting into

>>731382746
i think op's doing a good job.

>>731382746
What he fucking said

Bad story is bad

>>731382812
>Why aren't you a better storyteller OP


He's a prison guard. They're not known for their loquaciousness.

>>731382147

Wrong. Idiot.

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>>731382588
so how long were you a guard and why are you re-telling stories from 2003?

lol roleplaying as a guard.

so OP, what was the better job of the two, working with male inmates or females? i bet its alot more strict with males or where they both pretty much the same?

>>731382588
Ever felt threatened? Were you ever attacked? Scared?
Did the bitches ever riot?

Oh Australia! That's kindergarten for adults. You wouldn't last a week in the American penal system.

Was Banksia better after the upgrade, OP?

>>731380665

you must hear alot of moaning at night.

>>731382968
8 years.
The story is from 2003. The bitch is still in for life, and is still batshit crazy.

>>731382812
I'm answering questions. If you want a womens prison story go watch orange is the new black asshole.

>>731383006
Working with males was better. Believe it or not, they're usually calmer, especially with screws. Women don't have that. I mean, women are irrational and emotional at the best of times. These were much worse.

>>731383278
I've been attacked, but not scared. Just fucking angry. I was never there during a riot, but occasionally they'll flood their cell or set clothing on fire.

>>731383388
Wrong state. Banksia Hill is in WA.

>>731383006
Seconding this. Is rape more prominent in male prisons? Do males take other drugs than females? Which ones are more brutal( I'm assuming males)? Have you ever seen lesbian action? What would happen to you if you had do to time?

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>>731382588
>http://www.abc.net.au/news/2003-12-14/murderess-intimidates-male-prison-guards/105360

Her?

>>731383605
Moaning, screaming, arguments. All tends to die down around 2am.

If you're talking about them fucking each other or jilling off, they tend to keep it fairly quiet for the most part. Unless you get a lovers tiff, then it's fucked. Imagine being locked in a cell with your ex?

>>731383651
In Australia prioson rape isn't all that prevalent. That seems to be mostly a Yank thing. It happens, but it's usually a punishment. You'd say sexual assault is more prevalent in the womens side, but rape in the male side. Women don't tend to rape other women because it really doesn't give the rapist any real sexual gratification I guess. But you do get fights where someone has groped someone else.

>>731383654
That's her, only twice as fat now.

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>>731383654
The fat guy in the background is the guy who's wife was killed. He took his kids out to hire movies, knowing that her other boyfriend was coming to kill his wife. He comes back, then lets his kids run inside to find their mother stabbed and dead.

Fucked up.

>>731383970
huh. so not all women are loud...

>>731383970
I like co-erced and reluctant traded for sex, is this a good job to get into?

I'm surprised you fucked one. Must've been a rare gem indeed. I've been inside banksia for my work and fuck my brown dog they are NASTY. The cast of OITNB is just fantasy.

>>731380665
Come to California. Prison guards top out at around $6800 per month. There a whole bunch of men's prisons.

>>731384799
The ones who are coerced and reluctant are the ones who will fuck you over.

If your looking to get a root or a bj you can usually find someone who'll offer it if they know you have something that they want. If you're lucky they'll look half decent.

>>731385007
Yeah, true. And blood diseases are fucking rife too. The two that I got involved with were short stays. One was in for some Tax fraud. The other got caught up in her ex husbands meth business. Both were clean, reasonably good looking, and in pre-release. All they wanted was weed.

How often did you shout, "Resistance is futile"
C'mon, be honest.

>>731382313
you cant rape the willing

>>731385291
>Prison guards top out at around $6800 per month
not including the kickback you get for turning a blind eye

>>731385411
Not once.

But.

When crims first come into prison they get "inducted". Swap their clothes, strip searched, health check etc.

Part of the strip search is the squat and cough. Basically, they're naked. They have to squat down to spread their cunt open, then cough to loosen anything they may have jammed up there.

So anyway this crim has stashed about $50 in $1 coins up her cunt. As soon as she does the squat and cough the coins start falling out of her. You can hear them rolling all over the concrete floor.

I'll admit that I yelled out "You hit the jackpot" to the guard who was searching her, like the crim was a poker machine paying out.

>>731382921

>loquaciousness

Had to google that one.

>>731385846
Is the search done by male or female guards?

Are them bitches mostly black???

>>731386470
Policy was only women guards can strip search or pat down women crooks, but when you're struggling to find enough women guards available then there's no choice. In the end they ARE in prison, what rights should they have anyway?

>>731386818
No.

>>731386844
So you got desensitized to feeling bitches up pretty quick then?

did you always have to have a female guard walking around with you?

>>731380665
Is Judith Gabriel's story at all plausible?

https: quora.com/What-is-your-most-memorable-white-privilege-moment/answer/Judith-Gabrielle

Also who is this bitch?

>>731386932
Pretty much.

When you and two other guards are tacking a naked chick who's just lost the stash of meth she had shoved up her cunt you tend to lose track of exactly where your hands are and worry more about what her hands are doing. I'm sure that I've inadvertently digitally raped someone while taking them down and dragging them off.

>>731387019
No. They tend to rely on the security cameras to make sure everyone is on the level.

I mostly did night shifts. Most of the women guards wouldn't do nights, they had families, kids etc. Most nights there would be one or two other women guards dotted about, but for the most part they weren't with me.

>>731387176
No idea.

did you carry any weapons just in case, like pepper spray, nightstick etc.

>>731387564
No. You never took in anything that could be taken off you and used against you. We carried handcuffs and keys.

We had an armed response team.