I come to /b/ asking advice of a dark nature. >niggers neighbors

ur worse than a nigger for poisoning a dog

>>731376024
only a nigger cares about pitbulls, they are scum

>>731376024
>found the nigger

Get a bunch of chicken bones. When the nigger comes home with a bucket of KFC, steal it and spread the bones around the dog. The nigger will think the dog ate the chicken, and shoot it with his Glock.

put antifreeze in its water.

>>731376133
This

Paint the dog like a black human. A nigger will be along to kill it in no time.

antifreeze in its water, or put a block of cheese with a cyanide capsule out somewhere you know he'll eat it.

>>731376024
ive literally been attacked by 2 pits in this area in the last year, shot one in the head, id just shoot it tbh but then id have to do the owner too

give me a quick and painless poison if you care that much cuz this is happening either way

>>731375931
Call animal control

>>731375931
You could look into rat poison in meat although I don't know how effective it would be

I believe you can get some malaria pills from your doctor for cheap. My boss did when he went to the island nation of naru. He used them to poison the local feral dogs. Turns out he was only supposed to use a quarter of a pill. Using a whole one made their hearts explode

High dose of prescription sleeping pills mix with hamburger meat

>>731375931
if you want to go to jail like a nigger kill/poison it.
animals have more rights than a human now.

if you want to be smart about it, do this.
>>731376242

>>731376366
Hide sleeping pills in watermelon and kill nigger too

Thx guys pls keep em coming, the anti freeze wont work cuz it is inside dog so i cant get to its water dish and nigger would just stop it from drinking out of a mystery dish i put somewhere

also something over the counter would be best

>>731376232
Xylitol. Sweetener available in bulk for dirt cheap from bulk barn or health food store.

Dogs process it differently than humans. Will cause an nearly immediate drop in blood sugar followed by a coma and death.

>>731376289
OP you have to taste it first to make sure the dog won't taste it

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Grow a pair and confront the niggers, instead of taking it out on the dog who is a product of its environment. Fucking autismo kids

>>731376232

If you own and carry a gun, just get yourself into a situation where the pitbull attacks you. Shoot it and profit. Once police arrive, explain to them the nigger is a careless owner and the pit attacked you.

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>>731376232

Is your name Blade? You're edgy as hell dude, i bet you get all the puss

You could kill the dog or you could try to get the dog to kill it's owner. Feed it a shit ton of lsd, shrooms, or thc edibles. With any luck the dog will freak out killing it's owner which will take care of your nigger problem and your dog problem.

>>731376572
>This Mr humugus seems like a reasonable man.

>>731376464

>animals have more rights than niggers

Fixed it for you

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This is now a pit thread

>>731375931
Shoot the nigger.

>>731376677
Obviously the best option OP or kys. Your choice

>>731376677
Or you could or a rabies tissue sample from a scientific supply company and feed it to the dog

>>731375931
Cocoa, baking cocoa, poison for dogs, but they love to eat it. Humane death, its heart will race, then stop.

Cheap and easy to get at any grocery store, just make sure you use actual cocoa, not just chocolate.

>>731376572
lol nah i plan to remain living here think ill just poison it like a sneaky cunt

>>731376509
this is at the top of the list so far

>>731376670
not even trying to be edgy, just really jaded to pits they are garbage and its going to end up killing a child soon

>>731375931
Pitbulls are awesome, the problem is the nigger owner.

Nigger owner, what an oxymoron it would've been.

>>731375931
buy some rat poison and mix it with some meat and you're good to go

>>731376881
>Cold dead eyes, like a doll's eyes

>>731376790
You watch too many movies.

>>731375931
Poison Steak leave outside. /Thread

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>>731375931
WHY THE FUCK IS THIS STILL A QUESTION:
This shit right here, buy it from the supermarket, it fucking kills shit, its so fucking good at killing shit countless dogs have been killed by accident. Look this shit up, unless you IMMEDIATELY take action to make the dog expel the shit, not even god in fucking heaven can do anything about it, dog's dead.
Protip: You barely have to bait it, it's fucking designed to allure shit to eat it, including dogs.
Bonus round: Plausible deniability, shit's as common as rats and mice are, some dotty old person probably left some shit out.

>>731376832
that thing looks like it walked straight out of satan's front door

I love walking my pitbull, just to see all of you manlets shake in fear over a 45 pound dog.

kys OP you are white trash who lives with niggers & act like em

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>>731375931
Two things you need to learn:

1. cats are an invasive species now due to overpopulation (killing a cat is like killing vermin). I've LEGALLY shot dozens of stray and feral cats, who've come on my property.

2. pitbulls are just like any other dog. it's how they're raised that determines their behavior.

it sounds like your problem is with the negroid population.

>>731375931
Niggers shouldn't be allowed to own animals, or property, or freedom. Just throw some rat poison stuffed inside a ball of meat at it.

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>>731377111

dub, trips of truth

>>731375931
Poison a cat.

>>731377111
nice trips and serial number.

>>731376133
This sounds like a Hitman mission

>>731376086
>only niggers care about pitbulls
>mfw there are millions owned in the US alone
>mfw most are middle class whites

I agree that the dog is probably dangerous and should die, but it is obviously the nigger owner's fault. I bet you have a small dick.

>>731377111
nope, pit bulls have aggrssiveness bread into their DNA.

They attack more than all other breeds combined.

Most attacks are unprovoked.

Your pit bull propaganda is bullshit and you kill cats because it makes you feel like you actual have control of something in your life.... but you don't.

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>>731377111
Hit the nail on the head my man. Pic related, my sweet-heart doggo. Pitbull/Labrador mix.

>>731377111
/thread

>>731377099
dubs of truth OP sounds like poor white trash

>>731375931
Realy y not. Just call the cops sadly the dog will be. Put down. I have a buddy that has to rescued pitbulls and they are the nicest dogs I've ever met. Hopefully the owner gets in trouble he is the one thay made the dog that way . I hope the dog turns on him and tears him to pieces

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>>731377251

>>731377111
Oh really? It's all the owners fault? Those dogs are vicious killers. I knew an old lady the got half her face bit off because she got a new haircut and new clothes that day. They are half wild

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>>731377111
I don't think you understand how selective breeding works, or are involved in special pleading.

>>731375931
Just shoot it and don't let it suffer..it's not its fault it was raised (or not raised) by a nigger.

>>731377251
>>731377290

That's one nice doggo you go there, mine is a pure pit looks just like yours but is a nigger instead of brown

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>>731377248
You can't breed aggressiveness into DNA you fuckwit.

Millions of Pit Bulls in the US and a tiny number of attacks a year. It' the people, not the animal. Labradors and German Shepherds do the same shit.

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>>731377297
lol

>>731377111
YOU're vermin and deserve to get shot.

>>731377302
>being this stupid

Pits who attacked their owners were killed on the spot you stupid nignog.

>>731377111
what kind of pussy shoots a cat? why don't you go hunt something that can hunt you back.

>>731377375
you can't breed aggrssiveness into DNA?

holy shit you are a fucking sperg.

What is the difference between domesticated and wild animals? Aggressiveness lol.

Go eat a dick.

>>731377405
Whelp that's it, all of those dog breeds have aggressiveness bred into them.

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Truly dangerous creatures. Look at this pitt, mid attack! Almost tore my jugular.

>>731376881
>>731376832
>>731376705
>>731376670
>>731376572
fucking cute puppers man

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>>731377406
>>731377485

>>731375931
Go fight your neighbor and kill his dog you pussy. Its a fine, not even jail time, tell the cops the dog ate your cat and you'll get off easy.

>>731377302

Fuckwit, if they have anything its dog agression. They treat their owners like gods

>>731377095
lol im not scared of shit if your pit touches me it gets shot, then if you chimp out you do too

>>731377064
saved thx m8

>>731377111
wow another nigger neat

>>731377236
im not a dog hater but like ive said, if you get attacked by some niggers pit that gets loose youll probably change your mind, especially if you are a no-guns faggot like you most likely are

>>731377288
like the apts theyll not do anything without video evidence

>>731377375
I dunno maybe select the most aggressive pair of dogs and then breed them? Are you thick? Thats the whole point of animal husbandry you Mongoloid

Soak a sponge or a pacifier in grease, feed it to doggo. Doggo will die.

>>731377434
At what point did your reply have anything... at all to do with my comment?

>Selective Breeding is a thing
>Hurp we shoot dogs why kill people

Are you a special kind of stupid or simply replied to the wrong post?

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>>731377486
>What is the difference between domesticated and wild animals?
>Aggressiveness

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>731377375

Lmao yes you can. Dogs originated as wolves that were bred to be docile. It works the exact same way in reverse.

>>731377111
This, and checked. Love killing me some cats.

>>731376024
>MUH ANIMALS
>I ACTUALLY VALUE ANIMALS LIFES MORE THAN HUMAN LIFES AND THAT MAKES ME HAVE MORAL HIGH GROUND
Be quiet "pitbull mommy", suburban trash is on 9gag and facebook

>>731377405
And this is why I have a Boxer/Labrador dog.

>>731377547
lol? Since when are pro-pit people anti-gun? Are you retarded?

I would blame the nigger and THAT dog, not the breed, you autist.

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>>731377406
when cats come onto my property, they kill my livestock.

we're LEGALLY allowed to shoot them. the Sheriff ENCOURAGES us to shoot them.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fatal_dog_attacks_in_the_United_States

lol... pit bull, pit bull, pit bull, pit bull, etc.

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>>731375931
My rescued doggo of peace violently disapproves of this!

>>731377185
THIS !

no breed of dog is inherently aggressive btw.

they all have the same amount of aggression, as they're all derived from the wolf.

it's how they're raised. point blank period. full stop.

>>731377375
Pitbulls ARE more violent. And their attacks are not rare, and it has nothing to do with those who raise them. You are an asshole.

>>731377302
You were obviously inferring that pits were bred to be aggressive, which is not entirely true. Many pits were bred to be farm dogs because of their strength and willingness to work. Even the fighting dogs were killed if they bit or showed aggressiveness towards their owners, therefore your point is moot.

>>731377545
What the fuck are you even trying to say?
Are you just randomly copying words you've seen elsewhere in this post and some kind of autistic fit?

>>731376242
/thread

>>731377551
This. Tbh though pit bulls have never been known to be aggressive and have only been bred to be aggressive recently. Its the locking jaw that makes them so dangerous, but not aggresive. Now my Doberman on the other hand, is so naturally aggressive that she's killed my other 5 dogs trying to "protect" me from them and eaten 3 of her own litters.

>>731375931
dogs are fucking retarded, i'm also looking for an effective way to take care of my neighbor's useless dogs, they bark the whole fucking day and shit everywhere

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>>731377662

>>731377726
Myth #1: It's the owner not the breed

The outdated debate, "It's the owner, not the breed," has caused the pit bull problem to grow into a 30-year old problem.1 Designed to protect pit bull breeders and owners, the slogan ignores the genetic history of the breed and blames these horrific maulings -- inflicted by the pit bull's genetic "hold and shake" bite style -- on environmental factors. While environment plays a role in a pit bull's behavior, it is genetics that leaves pit bull victims with permanent and disfiguring injuries.

The pit bull's genetic traits are not in dispute. Many appellate courts agree that pit bulls pose a significant danger to society and can be regulated accordingly. Some of the genetic traits courts have identified include: unpredictability of aggression, tenacity ("gameness" the refusal to give up a fight), high pain tolerance and the pit bull's "hold and shake" bite style.2 According to forensic medical studies, similar injuries have only been found elsewhere on victims of shark attacks.3

Purveyors of this myth also cannot account for the many instances in which pit bull owners and their family members are victimized by their pet dogs. From 2005 to 2016, pit bulls killed 254 Americans, about one citizen every 17 days. Of these deaths, 52% involved a family member and a household pit bull.4 Notably, in the first 8 months of 2011, nearly half of those killed by a pit bull was its owner. One victim was an "avid supporter" of Bad Rap, a recipient of Michael Vick's dogs.5
Related articles:

2016 Dog Bite Fatality: Family Pit Bulls Kill Woman, Injure Son in Conifer, Colorado
2014 Dog Bite Fatality: 4-Year Old Girl Killed by Family Pit Bulls in Bloomington

>>731377727
>has nothing to do with how you raise them
>mfw if this were true their would be total chaos from the millions of pits going ape shit all at once everyday.

You're a special kind of stupid.

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Don't kill the dog, retard.

>>731375931
Just drug the dog and take it far away and drop it off in front of a pound

>>731377405
you know why the number of pitbulls is so high there? Because idiots who think they are big and mean looking get them for the sake of their appearance alone.
ex. Niggers
Any dog can be raised improperly and bite or attack someone. A loose dog running around in the street can bite someone who he thinks is a threat. Numbers dont always mean everything.
Hell, I was bitten by a friends chihuahua. Why? Because it had bad owners who never trained it properly.
I myself have a husky, never barks, never shits in the house, never growls at people etc. My brother in law has a Labrador/pitbull/rottweiler mix who is as sweet as can be.
It really is just up to owners.
I think that people should need a license to own pets because not everyone is cut out for it.
my two cents.

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This is the last image I have of him before he killed me

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>>731377607
at this point we have to kill cats (legally). they're an invasive species. their owners refuse to neuter and spay them.

>>731375931
Crush some glass and mix it with ground beef.

>>731375931
apt management you say?

apt-get purge pitbull

try this

>>731377636
>muh doggo will protect me

also i literally am not concerned about the edgy cat killing LARPers, im trying to poison a dumbshit dog, so far ill get some Xylitol and some of that rat poison and make a nice double trouble cocktail

I also am going to be careful to only target this dog, because there are a few decent dogs that the owners actually use leashes and properly look after

>>731377593
>mfw all breeds of dogs still manifest aggressive behavior

You're wrong, sorry.

Myth #6: Pit bulls are not unpredictable

Despite pro-pit bull claims that pit bulls are not unpredictable, the breed frequently attacks without provocation or warning. It is well documented by humane groups that to excel in dogfighting, pit bulls were selectively bred to conceal warning signals prior to an attack. For instance, a pit bull may not growl, bare its teeth or offer a direct stare before it strikes. Unlike all other dog breeds, pit bulls (fighting dogs) are also disrespectful of traditional signs of submission and appeasement.16

According to expert Randall Lockwood, pit bulls are also liars. In a 2004 law enforcement training video, taped when Lockwood was vice president for research and educational outreach for the Humane Society of the United States (HSUS), he shares the following story:

"Fighting dogs lie all the time. I experienced it first hand when I was investigating three pit bulls that killed a little boy in Georgia. When I went up to do an initial evaluation of the dog's behavior, the dog came up to the front of the fence, gave me a nice little tail wag and a "play bow" -- a little solicitation, a little greeting. As I got closer, he lunged for my face."17

If a pit bull can fool an expert such as Lockwood, how can the average citizen anticipate a pit bull's future action? In a separate example, animal behavioral expert Peter Borchelt was sued after the pit bull he was training for a client "suddenly" attacked an ex-fireman. After encountering Gabriel Febbraio on the street and assuring him that the pit bull was friendly, the dog broke free from Borchelt and attacked Febbraio in the groin. The jury awarded Febbraio $1 million dollars.18
Related articles:

Pit Bull Mauls Family Members After Owner Tries to Put a Sweater on the Dog
2015 Dog Bite Fatality: Recently Adopted Out Pit Bull Kills 6-Year Old Boy...

>>731377728
Nice sophistry, enjoy this ad hominem attack you Reddit psuedo intellectual

Soak a sponge in grease, tie it into a ball throw over fence. It will expand killing the doggo. I was shoveling gravel yesterday and the neighbors dog got out and charged at me. Shovel met head. If they aren't going to deal with it, I don't blame other people taking action.

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>>731377728
>not entirely true
>Therefore
Tapitty tap tap

how much chocolate do i need to kill a medium size dog?

>>731377504
0omg iwant ur dog

2 https://youtu.be/qXTmAkJKikI

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>>731377830
no, you're just a shitposter, re-posting shit. nothing more lol.

>>731376509
I heard it is 100 times more poisonous than chocolate for dogs

>>731377547
Well take a video how hard is that the effort it's going to take to poison the thing will be the same amount .catching it on video you might as well get Justice and feel true satisfaction in that the dip shit gets what's coming to him and video or not they are still entitled to conduct an investigation and question the individual if the dog acts feral in any way during the check out it will be quarantined and examined thoroughly if you are told anything different from animal control then you need to call back at a different time and talk to another person because they're not doing their job

>>731375931
Feed chocolate to the dog.
Chocolate has a small amount of cyanide that us humans can deal with easily, but not dogs.

Pros:
-1 looks like an accident
-2 you can claim ignorance if caught
-3 at least the dog gets to die from deliciousness

>>731377790
>254 deaths in 11 years
>mfw blacks kill many times that number every year

Niggers are inherently violent then, it must have been bred into them.

Myth #8: Pit bulls used to be the most popular dog in America

Pit bull advocates often claim that by World War I, the pit bull had become the "most popular dog in America." A source is never cited with this claim. In March 2006, the publication Animal People tested this claim. By searching the classified dogs-for-sale ads from 1900 to 1950 on NewspaperArchive.com, the organization discovered that huskies and St. Bernards were the most popular dog breeds of that period. Of the 34 dog breeds searched, pit bulls ranked 25th.

Due to the different names that pit bulls are known by, Animal People ran searches on three breed names: pit bull terrier, Staffordshire, and American bulldog. As the group states, "The exercise was skewed toward finding more pit bulls rather than fewer, since multiple searches were run to try to find pit bulls under a variety of different names." The combined sum of these three breed names came to 34,770; 1% of the sampling of nearly 3.5 million breed-specific mentions of dogs.19
Related articles:

1911 Pit Bull Terrier Depicted as ‘Outcast American’ to Victimize the Breed
Group Asks: How Popular Were Pit Bull Terriers Once Upon a Time?

>>731377753
you should have put that dog down long ago you sick fuck.

>>731377954
Are you deaf? He's aggressive! Almost tore my dick off.

Don't kill the pitbull, kill niggers instead.

>>731378014
no he will be mine idc i want him

>>731377888
>accuses me of sophistry
>incapable of debunking my arguments
>resorts to childish ad hominem in attempt to silence me

We done m8.

>>731377974
yeah, but how much? i want this retarded dog gone by the weekend

>>731377530
obviously it's not his own pic you fuckin tard.

>>731377977
whites kill that many as well.

so do asians, and latinos.

Humans kill.

However people acknowledge that. Pit lovers dispute the fact that their dogs are dangerous despite all evidence to the contrary.

>>731377927
Reading comprehension not so good? Fighting dogs were bred to be aggressive towards other dogs/animals. As I said, any fighting dog that showed any hint of aggressiveness towards its owner was killed on the spot.

>>731377977
It is

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>>731378059
It was sarcasm. He's actually the sweetest and easiest dog you'll ever meet. Bit of a retard tho.

>>731377974
Doesn't work. An old doberman of ours ate an entire plate of Christmas candy (wrappers and all) that was accidentally left out one holiday when I was a kid. We thought we were going to need to get her stomach pumped, but nope..she was fine.

>>731378086
yeah that guy's a spazz

>>731376832
dog in pick is Kangal used to hunt lions. is over 7ft when on hine legs.

>>731377973
yes ill take my white ass out following niggers around taking vids and then call the cops, yeah sure ok buddy, I think ill just kill it call me a pussy or whatever, I have a job and just want this hassle out of my life

Also animal control and cops dont come out here unless there is like a murder/rape, i cant even get pizza delivered, this is my fault but the lease isnt over for like 9 months

>>731378129
>million of Pits in the US
>under 300 deaths in 11 years
>maybe a thousand or so bites

I see no problem here.

>>731378169
Yeah i know you were joking. He was upside down with his tongue sticking out. I want him.

>>731378086
of course it isn't. it rarely is.

>>731376677
>Feed it a shit ton of lsd, shrooms, or thc edibles.
Wasting perfectly good drugs on a niggy's dog.

>>731378255
>*maybe a thousand or so bites a year

fixed

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Fuck pitbulls, nigger dogs. Useless like niggers.

>>731377944
A fuck ton. Grease sponge will work much better

>>731375931
shitty fucking pitbulls, ugly cunts

poison them then poison the niggers

>>731378255
use the same argument about nigs

67 million niggers in the US, only 120k deaths..... are nigs really a problem?

Maybe we should relax around blacks after all.

>>731378300
Also chlorine kills LSD, it is very fragile. I suggest a toad or tree frog. Much cheaper and that dog is going to trip and puke it's guts out

>>731378346
Actually Chihuahuas are useless, and every other breed of small dog. All breeds of big dog have the capacity and history of violence. Pits have just been mistreated by humans more, and you spergs just continue the cycle. You are the literal scum of the earth.

>>731378133
>aggressive towards other dogs
Not entirely true
>killed on the spot
Not entirely true
Therefore your points are moot.

In reality both these claims have been thoroughly debunked, much like the 'nanny dog' claims.

Fucking fake intellectual shitposters making shit up all over the fucking place.

>>731378435
>120k deaths
>under 250

See the difference?

Do what you're saying. Poison that fucker. Use rat poison.

>>731378502
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Yeah, because I would want a fighting dog that isn't going to want to fight the other dog and one that will probably eat my face as sooner than it would its opponent. Fucking Christ you anti-pit fags are so stupid.

>>731378455
Just because you engage in pup play and roleplay as a pitbull doesn't mean they are attacking you personally. I'm sure people that own an alligator farm or collect bear bile realize there is an inherate risk to it all

>>731378544
i plan to m8, gonna grab that and some of that fake sugar on the way home from work, i want to make sure this happens fast

>>731378649
Pay cash

>>731378502
Sorry scrub, but you have been proving wrong by dozens of actual experts time and time again, as well as historians.

You are the epitome of a /b/ intellectual, meaning you're not too bright, or informed.

>>731378455
They are not useless, they fuck your mom. More KYS

>>731378506
there are about 120k pits registered in the U.S
double that because nigs dont register and you get 240, lets be safe and say 300k

300k < 67 Million

>>731378623
>Just because you engage in pup play and roleplay as a pitbull

wut

I don't abide stupidity or ignorance.

>>731375931
Small fish hooks in hotdogs. Turn that fucker into a show! He'll shit his guts out.

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>>731378604
They usually prefer to eat children's faces
Stop projecting human traits onto animals

>>731378719
they were never nanny dogs.


“PIT BULLS USED TO BE NANNY DOGS”

The Myth:
To explain vintage black and white photographs that depicted children and pit bulls together, a story was created that back in the Victorian age the pit bull was the “nanny dog”. These so-called nanny dogs were said to be so good with children parents relied on them to babysit and protect them.

The Reality:
One fighting breed advocate created this “legend” in 1971 to distance her breed from its fighting origins. This mention was picked up by a newspaper in 1987 and has since been promoted as historical “fact.”

At no point in history were pit bulls ever “nanny dogs”. There has not been any proof ever given to make this myth a reality. The pit bull advocacy group “BADRAP” (Bay Area Dog Lovers Responsible About Pit Bulls) recently admitted that pit bulls were never nanny dogs and that this myth was dangerous to children. The retraction of the “nanny dog myth” has been highly publicized. Despite the retraction, the myth has lived on and pit bull advocates still repeat it regularly

“Did you know that there was never such thing as a ‘Nanny’s Dog’? This term was a recent invention created to describe the myriad of vintage photos of children enjoying their family pit bulls (click this link for details about vintage photos). While the intention behind the term was innocent, using it may mislead parents into being careless with their children around their family dog – A recipe for dog bites!”

>>731376024

Pitbulls are not real dogs. They should not exist and deserve to die.

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>be OP
>too much of a pussy to call animal control
>want to kill neighbors doggie
>decides poison is great
>leaves poison in meat outside
>random kid walks his retriever
>retriever eats fucking anything
>smells the meat and drags the boy with all his force
>chomps down on his last meal
>starts seizing and throwing up
>dies
>little boy is fucking terrified, his only friend in the world dies
>the boy always gets bullied in school
>the dog was the only thing keeping him sane
>next day he brings his dads gun to school
>shoots up the place, kills 7 people
>one of those people will be Michael Tress
>Michael would have gone on to find the cure for aging
>but now he's dead, we continue to wither and die
>OP ends up calling animal control anyway

>>731375931
You should poison the niggers who own the dog. They are the problem, not the dog. Maybe you should move out of the shit hole you live in or poison yourself.

Thx /b/ this is my most successful thread ever, will be monitoring for more suggestions but I think im all set

thx to those who helped and fuck you to the nigger dog loving cucks

>>731378604
>anti-pit fags
you have a shitty deformed and almost retarded dog, if you like that kind of shit that's ok
just don't go around saying it's the best dog in the world
it makes you look stupid
just like your dog

>>731378719
Hey typed in an autistic rage contrary to what all statistics and experts actually report.

>>731376086
I have a pitbull and I'm not a nigger

>>731378857
I got a better idea, hire out a chimpanzee and watch them fight to the death. Chimps are crazy strong

>>731375931
watermelon full of rat poison

>>731378763
Here is an anti-pit site that debunks this. The math should tell anyone with fully functioning lobes that there is not an inherent problem with the breed.

All I see in this thread are small people who react on fear and emotion rather than rationality and facts.

>>731376155
Antifreeze don't work anymore. They changed the chemicals.

>>731379008
The nigger'll get it before his dog does.

>>731375931
Pitbull stories?

>new family moves into neighborhood
>my daughter befriends their daughter on the bus
>wants to go their house to play barbie
>walk daughter over
>see pitbull standing in front window
>tell my daughter she is never allowed over to their house under any circumstance
>she can invite the girl over anytime, but she's NEVER allowed around that dog
>the other families get wind of this
>social pariah for being a "dog hater" despite having two dogs
>"shes a good dog, she wouldn't hurt a fly"
>3 or 4 months later girl has a birthday party
>my daughter is SUPER upset i wouldn't let her go to the party
>getting texts from the other parents im a fear mongering bastard to do this to my daughter and her friend
>texts stop
>don't think anything of it
>hear sirens
>dont think anything of that
>find out from my daughter the next day that two of the kids were mauled by the dog
>"daddy im sorry I said I hated you"

>>731378943
>my most
Copy / pasta a thread that is posted daily and usually caps isn't exactly 'my' now is it. No more than posting "Why atheists X"

>>731378961
prove me wrong

pro tip: you can't

>>731375931
Sadly the pitbull wasn't raised right then.

Get some fried chicken, purple drank, poison with arsenic.

>>731378976
nigger, redneck
same shit different color

>>731379085
fake and gay

>>731378976
>you dont think youre a nigger
ftfy

>>731375931
So you kill the dog and they get another one. Problem still exists. Problem is not the dog, it's you, where you live and the niggers you live with.

>>731378943
>nigger dog loving cucks
>owning a dog that is vilified by the criminally stupid
>owning a dog that is marketed as violent as dangerous
>cucks

I don't think you know what that word means, anon.

>>731379085
Many such cases, SAD!

>>731375931
Call the police, anonymously say the dog has escaped before and growled at you and backed you into your apartment. Call once a week or have different people call. Or just shoot it when nobody is looking. Its what I didnt with this faggot dog that came in my yard and tried to attack my cat. Ran him off first time. Second time he was sitting next to my car and growled at me. Fucker got some bird shot.

>>731379207
Trump go away

>>731379156
luckily i should have leftover poison so not a problem

>>731379099
I bet those niggers and rednecks get more pussy than you. kek

>>731378900
OP clearly lives in the ghetto. no white kid with a nice dog is going to be anywhere near him faggot.

>>731379193
yeah Trump won get over it cuck

>>731379317
I didn't say anything about Trump. kek

I didn't vote. top kek

I have no problem with Trump. topest kek

Try again.