so /b/ be honest, how many girls have you had sex with? mine is one.

>>731364045

Hey that's fascinating. I'm sure lots of people will care and they will throw parades in your honor.

>>731364045
0 girls but only 1 guy, my current boyfriend who I lost my virginity to

13 or so? don't remember

12, including one three some with 2 lesbians

>>731364102
you need to get out more yo

A bazillion

>>731364045
Three.

1st: hundreds of sexual acts
2nd: like 3
3rd: once

It's been four years since the 3rd, and I have no plans on hooking up with anyone else. Fuck that noise.

3 girls and 3 guys

>>731364045
idk, probably only like 7 or 8? i prefer long term companions

>>731364045
4 and 1/2

>>731364045
Probably around 70

>>731364157
Oh, I forgot that guy who stuck his finger in my ass and sucked me off, so make it 4, I guess.

>>731364045
8

36

3
still fucking number 3

23

>>731364045
8, 9 CANT BE ARSED TO RECOUNT THEM ALL

!!!FUCK YEAH CAPS-LOCK!!!

14 sluts and one trap

Fucked this pornstar here

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>>731364329
Oops

never had any luck

I think I'm closing in on 10. I try not to count because at some point you're just keeping score

>>731364045

I travelled a lot. I easy banged 200.

>>731364045
2 girls
5 boys, but only if blow jobs don't count

>>731364165
well if we are including guys as well

>>731364319
add 11 ish

N-no homo, a blowjobs a blowjob.

>>731364045
I am a wizard.

>>731364135
Nah, happy with my boyfriend and not looking for more sexual partners but a stable life

>>731364045
One. I married her. We found out after we eloped why our parents were so against us seeing each other that we spend years seeing each other in secret. Even though on paper we aren't, we are half siblings (her dad is my biological dad). Now we have a life-long struggle with how or even if we should explain it to our kid.

>>731364045
5

But the last one was about 7 years ago

>>731364045
Penis. Getthelube.com

13 or so . Included threesome

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>>731364527
Yawn

>>731364045
When I was 15 I fucked a girl in the year below me at school.
It's been 9 years and we're still together
Have had double blowjobs, but never been in another girl's pussy.

>>731364490
"stable life" wtf does that even mean? Sounds like gibberish from someone who's got self confidence problems and let their BF rule their life.

>>731364045
1 and its my gf.

>>731364527
You married your sister? Pick one
> Autist?
> Redneck?
> Both?

>>731364527
Take that shit to your grave

>>731364045
Just 1 as well.

And it's been like 5 years since then.

>>731364664
zip
gets out frosty

>>731364045
Bump >>731364045

79 + 12 hookers
I was still virgin at 24. there is hope anon.

>>731364725
It means being together for a couple of years to get to know each other, going to university, moving in together, deciding to get married and have kids. Unstable would be not having someone by your side and just fucking every guy you see. There's no emotion in that..

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Well over 100 but less than 200.
8 serious relationships (2 marriages)
Went nuts with hookers after last divorce.
I have run out of fantasies...

>>731364791
Um, we didn't know we were siblings until after we eloped after she we were in love for a while and she was pregnant.
>>731364792
That's an option we are seriously considering. However, secrets kept by adults when we were kids created our secret.

>>731364319
Must be tough to count to that many.

>>731364045
4 total.
1st: Some fat slut when I was just turning 17.
2nd: Junior year high school gf (11th grade for foreignfags)
3rd: Senior year, some random nerd. Took her virginity.
4th: Current GF. Love her to bits, she even helps clean

How many times? 2. How many girls? 0. How many humans? 0.

Four

1. Dude, experimenting while we were like 13

2. Long-term girlfriend at the time, we fucked a good amount over the years. We still occasionally do, but it's been a bit so she's probably getting fucked by someone else now.

3. Girl, friend of mine that i only fucked once. We cheated on our partners because we had a lot of sexual tension built up.

4. Girl I dated in between relationships. We fucked twice...Maybe three times, I can't remember exactly. Drugs were the only thing keeping us together and even then it didn't last long at all.

Zer0

>>731365193
First off, going to university, moving, and having kids is a economical decision. Not a sexual one, secondly.
What the fuck are you on about? You were talking about stability, not emotional support. Are you some sort of handicapped bitch who needs a sugar daddy to pay for your housing and to pay back, you marry him and have kids? Grow up whore. You get kids if you want to and feel like you can support them, you study if you want improve your career options, that has nothing to do with whether or not you've had sexual interactions with 1 or 10 guys. Your argument is about as stupid as "I can't drink anything else than Coke, because I want a stable housing situation."


You're an immature bitch who don't know a thing about real life and thinks that just because you like a boy, that makes you think you've planned out your future, either he's going to leave you, or you're going to find someone else, and its going to happen before university is over.

>>731364045
Im 19, and three, two were gf's over a year and , but one was on a date. But I have had sex maybe hundred times or so?

I guess low 30's

>>731364045
Four in total.

First was my first girlfriend in Sophomore year of High School.

Second and third were at the same time, one of which was a childhood friend. We were both getting over exes and got drunk together with one of her friends. It was sloppy, a shit ton of fun, but it made shit awkward and we never really talked after that.

Fourth was with my past ex whom I dated for 3 years. She was cool, pretty plain and vanilla but would try anything I wanted to. Downside was, she turned into a complete fatty, and fuck that.

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75ish (31 years old).

Here is picture of best day ever.

>>731365921
How old?

>>731364045
58

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Only fucked one, Palmela Handerson

>>731364045
im conservating my purity & castity first of all we have tonlove and get married

>>731364045
two, i told the fist one i wasn't a virgin, barely had sex with her. second one i was still pretty much a virgin. denied and lied. always lie to women if you're a virgin, ALWAYS!!! NEVER CONFESS

>>731364045
30 - 35ish

>>731364045
Over 25 but less than 35

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1 we now have a kid

17 females, 3 men and one dog

>>731364045
3 that I officially count
>Was molested by 2 women when I was a kid in which penetration took place so +2
>And 2 girls that I had sex play with in which I stuck my dick in when we were all 11 at a sleep over so +2

So technically 7

~285 non-hookers
4 girls in one day
1 MFFF
Lots of MFF

Plus maybe 300 hookers. I live in Europe where it's legal. I stopped pursuing girls and now just fuck hookers.

28 and I'm 33 years old. Engaged now and a bit gutted I didn't get it up to 30!

2½ men

dum dum dum, dum dum dum, dum.

I think about 120ish, but I was wasted for a few and don't really know the exact count

>>731364045
1 girl, my Fiancée, been together since High School and got engaged after she graduated, now we are both in College. both virgins beforehand.

>>731364045
>mine is one.
If you don't include prostitutes, I guess somewhere between 15 and 20, I'm not entirely sure. Probably in the lower.

If you include prostitutes, then it's above 80.

I'm 30 and I'm up to 14/15

10 of them were prostitutes though

>>731364045
29yo, 3 pussies have been had. Married of them. :-)

>>731364045
0
already passed point of no return
call me Gandalf

>>731365086
how did you do it, how did you get to fuck 79 pussies without paying for it?

>>731366853
Happy for it to be forever 1? Or have you discussed a threesome of something?

>>731366704
how did you do it man, how did you fuck 285 non-hookers, are you a rock star?

>>731364045
mm no idea..its over 50 i know that much. through my 20's at one stage o was sleeping with 3-4 a week. im in a serious long term gig now. fucking boring....

0 and its going to stay tht way

>>731365533
mah niggah

>>731367070
We are happy to be forever 1. She has "thought" about a threesome before in like that "fantasy" kinda thing, but she knows that it feels wrong to me. My parents had a threesome relationship which my mother was forced into it for 3 months, after she finally stood up to my father, he divorced her and left with the other girl and is now married to that other girl. On pics/videos yeah it looks cool but it ruined my parents stable 25 year marriage (up to the point of her getting forced into it, it was stable.), I don't want that happening, and she respects that.

zero

>>731367224
Same! I had fucked up parents and it made me conservative when it came to sex. Would you be cool to just watch her be with another woman? Or is the whole thing just not something your interested in?

>>731364125
>>731364205
>>731364224
>>731364453
>>731365086
>>731365201
>>731365906
>>731365984
>>731366244
>>731366338
>>731366704
>>731367165

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>731367103
First, I'm 49. I did most of this in my late-20s up until 38 or so. One day I made a goal of one new woman a month. That's when I found out how slutty women really are and I was averaging 1 new one a week.

Also I used to travel a lot for work. I used Craigslist in a few cities I would travel to regularly and built up a small harem. I would get into town and arrange to see my girls and would fuck a different one each day. Sometimes two. I was completely open that I was fucking multiple girls and so some of them would want to meet the other girls too.

A lot of them were married. Menlo Park was also one of the cities so lots of asians.

Women are sluts. Especially after they've had kids. At that point they just don't give a fuck about acting slutty.

>>731364045

probably around 35 , can remember 32 , 25 years old was a virgin till 20

5, if I remember correctly

by my last count about 436, it will be 437 by this time tomorrow

>>731364045
keeping count is for shitheads and teenagers.

>>731367506
>>731367565

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>731367423
Just the whole thing imo, there was one day where her and her best girl friend got drunk (I was the supervisor) and the friend started pulling her kissing her and it made my blood boil, yeah it's the male fantasy for that, but ever since my parents, it triggered something in my brain and now anything like that ticks my brain in a bad way

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Onve i just sticked it in once ans got iterrupted right after, thar was reallu awkward...
After that i got laid with 54yo milf, that was a nice experience, she knew what she was doing.

>>731367591
Pretty much the same applies to always knowing how many beers you've had. Just enjoy your fucking beer. Or pussy.

>>731367500
That's disgusting. You have a mental disorder and probably a little sociopathy.

>>731367608
Same bro! Hope it all works out with your girl. I got married at 21 I'm 34 now and both still happy, I wish you the same.

>>731367608
You were right to get pissed. Being cucked by a woman is still being cucked

>>731364045
ZERO! I'm gay, and so so happy I don't have to deal with women.

>>731367605

the fact you think im lying about that actually makes me feel badass like when kids call you a hacker in CS and you aren't hacking.

>>731364045
Only 5 including my current gf who gave me genital warts. Feelsbadman

>>731367721
We are built for sex. We are merely a way to transport our sexual organs around. Saying what you just said is similar to saying eating or breathing is an addiction.

>>731364045
2 girls and 1 guy

>>731367624
mischa brooks, riley reid, ashley fires, remy lacroix, dillion harper

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>>731367842

>>731367721
Nah, I'm actually really laid back and a nice guy. That's why I had so many girls coming back to me. They liked to explore things with me. I also helped a lot experience MMFs. The look of ecstasy on a girls face the first time she's holding two cocks in her hands is worth it.

>>731367738
Thanks bro! good to hear there are some good people still on /b/, I will be 21 in July she will be 19 in June, we are wanting to get our Associates (Me in CompSci and her's in Education) before planning the marriage "super seriously"

>>731367759
Oh I know, I reemed into her for it after she was sober, she started balling but I don't give a shit, after what I've been through with my parents and specifically saying I don't want that for our relationship

5, and I think that this number will not increase

>>731365625
>"u will never have a good life"
>"you better start being a whore"
>"plz cheat on him with virgins like me cuz i can't stand other guys having better life than mine"

Not even her but fuck off you virgin fuck, YOU should go out more, life is not an anime

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4 girls including my current gf, she was the best one.

>>731364045
None.

Don't spend all your teenage years studying and working, you'll live on a heap of money, but you'll never be happy.

>>731367478
i do wonder what the point would be to falsely brag on an anonymous board.

>>731364045
9 girls (I'm a guy)

>>731368014

dude just got trolled as fuck cause hes probably got weak numbers and low energy

>>731364045
18. I'm a white european and I've never had sex with a white girl.

I grew up in different countries in Asia so all my sex has been with Asians. Japanese, Chinese, Korean, Thai, Filipina, Malay, Vietnamese.

I have a white girl fetish.

Six respectable eight if u include the dragons

>>731368219

damn dude I only fucked one asian and shes half grew up in western society im dying for some of that fucky fucky you know what I mean

One, And it makes me want to switch to dating guys. Seriously.

>>731364045
Not really sure, OP. About three fiddy.

>>731367963
Thanks bro! good to hear there are some good people still on /b/, I will be 21 in July she will be 19 in June, we are wanting to get our Associates (Me in CompSci and her's in Education) before planning the marriage "super seriously"
Take it from an old fag that if your girl is true to you and you have a honest relationship and 100% trust and communicate with each other the jealously and that heightened sense of anger about the subject should fade over time. You might be open to things in the future if you trust each other (and no force) you might want to try something. Feelings change, just be aware and that's not always a bad thing.

8 girls, and then blown by another 2.
4 were gf's (two long term), 2 were friends, one I met on tinder last year, and the last one was one of my closest friends and we ended up having sex after her boyfriend told her to stop talking to me.

>>731364102
You haven't lost your virginity if you fucked a guy, Anon.

>>731364045

between 25 and 30. I have never really counted, except one time.

>>731364045
22 total .. dryspell last 6 yrs after divorce though. Doubt I'll get any tail ever again, but that's ok .. I'm old and most time is spent on my interests.

>>731364045
around 50, out of which 30 in the last two years after splitting with my long time gf (age 35)

>>731367992
your CURRENT gf WAS best? wtf? So she is STILL best or she ISNT ur gf anymoar?

>>731368565
How do you determine the anon is male ??

>>731369008
Fuck .. wrong entry ...

3, all of them atleast 3 years younger than me.
(I'm 21)

/b/ is full normies these days...

>>731364045
I've never been one to sleep around. So my number is fairly small for my age. I'm 38 and i've had sex with 7 women.

11 and 3 threesomes all with my wife

>>731364045
3. I've been married for the last 20 years though so that's put a damper on my game.

>>731370131
How many has the wife had?

>>731364791
>>731364527
having kids with your half sister from your fathers side has no negative genetic effects on the child
so I dont think it's degenerate, I would do it too if I were in his situation

>>731364045
sup reddit? nice stock photo. how about ya fuck yerself back over to yer motherland fagoo.h

One like 5 months ago and still with her. Finding a qt virgin for a neckbeard is possible bros

>>731370172
3 including me is what she told me so probably like 6.

>>731370297
You both never wanted to try a threesome or couple swap or something?

>>731364045
3. I'm 18

7 (guessing sex means my dick fucking a vagina)
+2 (handjobs/blowjobs)

10
Most were average/below average.
lost it when i was 14.
27 now.
Questions go ahead

Just the one. That's fine with me, I'm a normie. We're happily married.

>>731364045
0

>>731373042
What about the wife? How many

>>731373294
Just one. Religious normies. We're literally textbook normies. Married young, both work our asses off, own a house, have a young baby. I love my life.

i am 24 years old
fucked 20 + numerous sexual acts not listed
lost it at 18
college was kind to me.

>>731373460
But what's the fantasy.......?

>>731364045
im 25

lost my virginity when i was 22

i think i've had sex with about 20 different girls now

#tinder
#snapchat
#whisper
#downtown

>>731373532
Well we're into mild BDSM (tie her up, blindfold, gag, spanking, general male dominance) andcasionally *gasp* smoke some devil's lettuce before we fuck.

Seriously, we're boring and it's wonderful.

>>731373532
I mean sometimes for sure I wish I was out doing one night stands and clubbing. I'll probably never get to fuck a fat chick one night and a skinny one the next to compare. I'll never be with a chick with huge tits.

We all make compromises, but the wife and I are definitely OK with the ones we've made.

104.

2 vags and 3 handjob/licky licky. I'm catholic so my social circle was alot of girls putting my dick in everything but their vag. also I screw up alot and crash and burn before we actually get anywhere.

>>731364045
17 fag here, currently upto 5, fairly attractive just no confidence ay

>>731364045
1 girl. i was hoping to save it for marriage. we have been together for 2 years, and still dating

>>731364045
One but got my dick sucked by 4

>>731373718
>>731373822
I'm the same actually
Just seeing what lurked underneath :)

>>731366728

You can do 15 in a week if you pay for it.

>>731364045
Got to guess anywhere from 15-30.. don't recall, it was mostly in the 70's so it was pretty much a common replacement for shaking hands.

>>731374046
If it's really what you want stick with it. It's never an easy journey and blowing everything up to be with someone new is way easier than growing up with someone. Work as hard on your relationship as you do your job (or video games or whatever you work hard at).

One , im 23.
I dont think that number will ever increase

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>>731365086

I guess you inherited or won at the lottery at the age of 24.

>>731364045

39

>>731374164
We were both each others first times and we hope on getting married. (we are also Christian)We attend a University together and will be done soon. I hope she is the one. Thx for the advice anon!

5.

1. I was 16 at the time and in school. Had been with her a year or so. Cried every time we fucked because it was always painful for her for some reason.

2. Few years after the 1st. 2nd serious relationship, was an ex of a friend. She'd fucked countless dudes. Didn't like getting her tits out. Blowjobs were uncomfortable as shit. Could never make me cum and would get pissy at me over it.

3. Not long after 3rd. She was young and shy. Missionary for about 3 months until I got her experimenting. Turned out to be a slut in the end.

4. While going out with 3. Just wanted to fuck. Thought I'd leave 3 for her. She was wrong.

5. Current relationship. Absolutely no complaints.

134 never been a fan of relationships

>>731374987
oh yeah, and Im 23

>>731364045
>tfw a wizard
I'm 34 and I've just given up

1 until i was 22yo. Now I'm 28yo and the number is 25.

>0

90% at least of all 4chan posters are in their early 20's and come from the middle class.

The average should be around 1 or 2 and most posts are BS.

>>731364045
none. but it could happen pretty soon. Let's hope I don't fuck up as I always do.

>>731366959
I feel you bro. It just never worked out for us :/

Exactly 1.

Proud pussy licker of two tho!

lost count around 60. Prob close to 80. Mostly unattractive chics but got my fair share of 10/10. Its a numbers game

>>731364045
One p-in-v, two p-in-butthole. I feel like I unlocked a /b/tard special achievement.

>>731367721
See, I know a lot of anons are probably a little jelly at you, but I'm not. Because at that number they just can't all have been terribly good looking. Sure, I bet you snagged a few hotties along the way, but I'm not going to sit over her getting bent our of shape about asians and what was probably mostly marginally attractive women at best.

To all you wizards: I lost it at 32 and now am very hapily married.

p.s. Women get waaay less picky as they age. Find someone who is single and your age, and you might be the one who gets to pick or choose.

2 at 21

>>731374046
Literally in the exact same scenario. Weird

>>731375892
The key to a high partner count is to have absolutely no standards whatsoever.

0 and im 19 do you think thats ok ?

>>731375972
hahaha fucking true. My step-brother has racked up well over 30.....he's way more a player than me but most of them were unkissable to me.

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how the fuck is this thread still alive....

If you can keep yourself in good shape and have some money to spend 28 to 35 is fucking magical. Girls get so desperate for kids and a husband they will give anyone a shot. I crushed it at the bars during those years. Plus 21 year old love older guys even if you are a piece of shit just out to fuck them.

One girl. I met her when i was 12, 2 years later we've been in a relationship.

Im 18 now, she is 17, were still together

>>731368494
I'm a girl you faggot
>>731365625
Economic decision not sexual? Are you hearing yourself? I guess you don't know what a relationship is. I'm not looking for fuck buddys or sugar daddies. I was looking for love and I found it. I don't need sex on the side, all I want is like I said stability but with my own input. I wasn't looking for a boyfriend just for the sake of them helping me and kids just for child benefits. And the sexual aspect I mentioned because I was told I need to 'go out' more when in reality I'm not looking to go out more because what's the point in cheating on someone I love and have been with for almost 4 years?

>>731376124
Can you please describe your process?

I go to a bar. Walk in awkwardly by myself. Sit down and ask for like some nachos and water or something (I don't drink). Look around, everyone is there with somebody. Every dude at the bar is already hitting on the hot bartender.

Who do I talk to? What do I say? How do I barge into other people's groups?

Like, I just don't picture myself showing up to bars and "killing it" as you say. Help?

>>731376459
it's nice to see some femanons on here. god I get so fucking tired of tits or gtfo tho. please, just once, can we just be adults.

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12 or so.
Oldfag.
I could have fucked over 100 but it wasn't a priority, far from it.
Once I understood that I could pick one up at any time in any club, I was ok with that and moved to something else.
Those guys who felt obliged to devote their life to fucking have a real problem despite all they might say. I have known 3 of them personally and what emerges from them is an important insecurity under the coolness varnish. Otherwise, and more basically, why fuck 150+ ladies?
This guy >>731367500 is a huge example of that. He's "cool as fuck" but nearly built a logistic company just to fuck different ladies at as much location as possible.
The point of my intervention, youngsters, is that the the ones that need to worry are not always the one we think.
Pic unrelated

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>>731364045
Passed 42 last month.

>>731364045
>not /b/e honest


Failure

>>731376124
true

Absolute zero

>>731376574
>>731376459
Girls only have one purpose you fucking bitch. Follow the rules or go suck dick like the good-for-nothing slut you are.

I tried to count but after 20 I stopped, I just can't be bothered with the exact number.

I'm 24, and started at 15.

I've had few one night stands tho, only 2 out of 20+

Once had a MILF
Now I have a GF that loves what my sexual preference is ; anal.

She is highly turned on by rape role play, and since a few months she forces me to be rough and rapey with her.

She's a keeper.

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>>731376574
Tell me about it. Not many people even know the rule behind tits or gtfo anyway. That rule was meant for girls who need to mention they're a girl in every single post even if it has no further context, girls who post every part of their body apart from tits ass and pussy, only looking for attention. Anyway, how are you anon?

>>731364045
5

>>731376779
>>731376736
I don't think you know the rules either

>>731376612
Yeah dude, no offense but I feel like this is a common attitude with people who have no trouble picking up members of the opposite sex. If I could get laid anytime I wanted, I wouldn't stress it either.

Like, I'm sitting here wanting to get laid. What kills me and gnaws at me is maybe I could if I went to the bar and put myself out there. But then I do and it never happens.

Now if I knew I could get laid no matter what, I'd have a choice. I'd sit here and decide if I wanted to go pick someone up because I felt like it. That is such a huge difference, but as they say, the truly rich can never understand what it means to be poor. You seem to have no idea the desperation of someone who just cannot fucking get laid if their life depended on it.

I know shit seems rude on the internet but I'm just typing fast and saying what comes to mind.

>>731364102
Good for you anon. How long have you two been together?

>>731376498
you are too worried.

Just go to the bar 2 or 3 times and accept there won't happen anything.

And then something will happen...

5, three from OKcupid. Another 2 from okcupid gave me blowjobs.

>>731376875
Around 4 or 3 years now I believe, time flies!

>>731376779
I'm well, up a little earlier than I'd like because I can't fall back asleep. Wondering how I'm going to make this day productive. coming here probably wasn't a good start.

Yeah to me the whole tits or GTFO thing is like a "break in case of emergency" like, she's losing the argument so better mention I'm a girl so people aren't too harsh on me. Otherwise hell I want to have a few women on these threads, it gets old talking to a bunch of dudes that eat their own cum all day know what I mean?

>>731376779
With all due respect, there are very few rules here. I always understood "tits or gtfo" to be a form of in-your-face casual sexism that is extremely counter-cultural. Try saying it in any other online forum...

>>731374054
Who sucked it best?

47

>>731376498
You do need a couple pals. Make friends with the staff in a good way. Have some stuff to talk about that is t wierd to normies. Dress appropriately. Whatever the watered down version is of whatever is popular. Buy them a drink and chat. Ask them questions about themselves. this is basic stuff

>>731376897
If you say so man.

When I moved to this city I used to go to the bar by myself (they actually had pretty good food). I didn't go to "kill it", I went because I was hungry and also there was no one to go with, a lot of it was spur of the moment.

One guy talked to me and it was pretty cool. He had a son in the Navy and was telling me all about it, plus I guess some NBA start had visited the night before and he got his picture with him. That was about it tho. Just some old man telling me about his son in the Navy lol.

Oh and one time a guy struck up a convo with me in a pizza joint. He ended up being an NBA official so it was kind of cool talking to him. I used to brag about that one a little.

But yeah, mostly just seems to be older men that wanna talk haha.

I won't argue tho that I'm too worried. I am that if nothing else

>>731364045
17 girls, 8 trannies.

>>731375995
Yes. You are normal. Not everyone loses it at 16. Out of three male friends, two lost it at 16 and one at 25. I lost mine much later.

>>731377030
Of course. Here it's past midday and I haven't been productive either,waking up late and then not having enough energy for work. I think we both have something to work on so I won't distract you. You should set a timer for yourself or something set for when you want to start working. It'll motivate you more.
>>731377037
Yes, few rules so people find a way to be as rude as possible as a way of venting so I've found.

>>731368302
Anyone know what he means?

>>731366815
This is Tina. Don't forget me! (Also...get tested!)

>>731376854

No offense taken. I see what you mean. Maybe you should see one hooker. You will feel comfortable for later at the bar. IDK. You're right we aren't all the same. But there is a difference between a guy like you that probably didn't get enough confidence yet and those crazy collectors...

>>731367721
>probably a little sociopathy

ok dr house

1 guy and 0 grills

>>731377225
Ahh. It's only 8:30 here so there's still hope for me lol. Nice talking to a friendly anon for once tho. What do you need to do to be productive? For me I have a little studying and maybe some tidying up around the place.

>>731377183

Maybe you should look for a hotter place?

>>731364045
9. Idk how I feel about that. It's not a huge number but I would have never gotten 9 if it wasn't for #1.

>>731377225
Rudeness has its tme and place and serves a function. Here, no ideologieshold sawy. You can be conservative, libertarian, or Bernie Sanders. We are all degenerates and no official point of view is endorsed. I feel at home here. Faggot.

>>731377313
lol, I will say as much as I bitch about not getting laid I'm pretty picky. To me quantity isn't as important as quality. You know I have paid for lap dances and stuff and talked to girls in strip clubs and it does wonders for my confidence. I walk out having interacted with girls if nothing else. Sure it's easier cause they want my money, but it's like training wheels. I was 50/50 gonna do a strip club last night, wish you would have been here to encourage me then haha

>>731376777
Can we see pics of your dick up your gf's ass? (And don't lie...because we can tell when you are lying and there are definitely pics.)

>>731377354
How many gorillas?

Stop caring so fucking much. Girls sense that shit. If you attitude is all rapey you wont get shit. Party and chill. Be fun. Dont get to wasted. Buy drinks for your friends and maybe offer them one. And dont go for 10/10. find your wheelhouse and stay there. long as you think she is cute fuck everyone else. Some of my best lays have been wierd looking or fat. 10/10 suck for banging 9/10 times.

>>731377452
fair enough. I would say both places are pretty fairly popular. but maybe I could look elsewhere

>>731377638
just the guy, he was hairy, does it count?

>>731368836
>its ok I have model boats

haha

One. I wish I had fucked way more girls before I met my girlfriend. My biggest regret is not fucking around

>>731377998
How many has your wife fucked?

>>731368014
How are you supposed to remember such numbers anon? If someone would fuck 50+ women, would you really remember all of them? Is the same if I would ask you how many movies have you watched in your lifetime? It's sure shitload of them, you remember some good ones and some bad ones, but you won't throw a number at me saying "95". All of these faggots are kissless virgins who will never touch a woman in their lifetime

>>731377645
my step brother always told me that fat chicks would do more cause they wanted you to stay and hotter girls typically were bad lays.

but I guess if I want to eat some ass I want her to be fairly attractive kek

stopped counting when I got to 50 or so

honestly, every chick I bang now, the next day I'm left feeling "did I really need to add another one onto whatever number it is"

Yeah you grow up and realise life isn't about seeing how many girls will let you sleep with them for bragging rights to your bros.

>>731364792
This.

1 we had sex like 3 times in 21 btw

>>731364400
What's wrong with keeping score?

>>731367819
>red is similar to orange

I've sexual been with 8 girls, 4 guys and 1 mostly passable trans girl (pre-op)

Pussy penetration - 5 girls
Anal penetration (given) - 2 girls / 2 guys
Anal penetration (recieved) - 1 guy (not my thing, but tried it)
Blow job (given) - 4 guys, 1 trans girl
Blow job (recieved) - 7 girls, 4 guys and 1 trans girl

Some interesting highlights.

1 of the girls was an ex-classmate that was late in pregnancy, got to try sucking the milk from her tits, which was fun. Another girl was a milf that was going between getting throat fucked by me and another guy. 1 girl was a fling that I used continuously for a few weeks, a lot of anal and fisting with her. 1 guy I had swallow my piss out doors at night.

The vast majority of this has all been behind my 1 long term girlfriend's back because sneaking around is fun.

>>731369215
yes

>>731378444
quite jealous of banging the preg chick

>>731364045
0 girls, 13 guys but im in a relationship for few years with one :)

>>731370229
>I would sleep with a girl given the chance

surprise

>>731372154
much 13. very vagina

>>731364045

Like 8.

>>731372837
are you a humongous liar and underage?
will you say your dick is big even though it is incredibly small?

>>731364045
>so /b/ be honest, how many girls have you had sex with?

one. and I'm 63.

>>731378548
It was quite awesome, she was 8 months pregnant and she wasn't up for more once her son was born. Best tit job ever too.

>>731364045
28yo and 2 girls, did i fail you /b?

>>731373460
>and im still stuck bragging on anon image boards weekday mornings


Man!

>>731377386
I need to study, do some chores, other things I didn't get round to yesterday
>>731377487
Likewise, but I do feel political correctness is cancer

>>731378888
well, these quads don't lie

>>731364045
3. two girls and one older woman.

4 if i include a AMP i fucked.

>>731378444
I'm 27 by the way, not sure how that stacks up with you guys, but most honest I've even been online about this

>>731378923
Still lurking. I get to work at 6:30 and am the only person in the office until 8. Unless a server's on fire I just cruise 4chan and drink coffee until 8.

>>731364045
2

>>731373652
#liar
#bullshit
#foreveralone

I'm 45 and spent much of my early 20s touring with the Grateful Dead. No idea what the actual count is, but it's high. Lots of fun, anonymous sex in vans.

>>731364664
Done lol

>>731373718
Its like you can tell about the time enough people bump the thread that all the 16 year olds can see it

24 yo

11

>>731374061
>>731373822

most faggy circle jerk on /b/

>>731374757
>the number guy

count your big cums self lucky

Once you stop caring about looks and stop giving a fuck about what other people think it becomes amazingly easy to bang girls. Keep yourself in shape and have a good job car and your own place with nice things and the come crawling out of the woodwork. Go out have fun but if your on a mission girls know. Stop caring about getting laid and you will get laid. Get yourself in a good position and they will want to be there. Also chubbies and odd( not potato) looking chics are the best in the sack. Stop giving a fuck and have fun.

>>731375554
>proud cuck

>>731379417
>You sir need to lurk more

>>731364527
disgusting

>>731375681
>blah blah blah someone believe me i will feel better and things

>>731379579

>You sir need to lurk more

>more

You need to lurk moar, fgt.

>>731375769
>p in own mouth with bbq saus

>>731379671
Yes dad I'll try my best

>>731365654
you don't belong here little bitch

>>731364045
7

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>>731364045
0

>>731376736
straight edge

Best lay ever was 6' feet tall thin and had wierd but kind of attractive face. No one talked to her. So I did. Two hours later this chic is spreading her asshole open with a dripping wet pussy. I shoved all of my exs sexy toys up there and went ass to mouth on her. She even let me piss in her mouth. Licked my asshole. Fucking buckets. Try for the wierd ones. She was one of 50 plus. epic

>>731366994
Tinder and dumb sloots

Go to motherless
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22
Im 25
Fucked alot the last 3 years.
Tinder is heaven
Silver tongue

1
27 yo
Was in a relationship between 19 and 25
I have high standards so I wouldn't even try to pick up a girl I wouldn't find attractive, and the ones I find attractive I don't try to pick up because I'm afraid to be denied.

>>731376779
It was meant for anyone who needed to mention it even once because they couldn't even manage an anonymous image board without slapping the easy switch, cunt.

>>731378945
Studying is a noble cause. What subject if you don't mind my asking?

Cleaning goes better when done naked, helps with the dust and all.

>>731378208
>my brother always explained very simple shit to me

you must be retarded

>>731379938
how's her cornhole anon? you taste it?

>>731378232
>counted up until 50 then became a born again non counter

tell us more man whore ghandi

>>731380182
You're a right common faggot aren't you little one? Tell me, what trouble you to treat people so? They say give a man a mask and he'll show you his true colors, how did you become so bitter I wonder?

>>731378444
can you provide a ventigraph of your bullshit?

>>731380340
Not retarded, but never been laid except for the current gf (I'm 27), so yeah I guess pretty retarded sexually you might say. I had no fucking clue. Figured hotter girls were better lays because why wouldn't I?

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0 but if you ask me irl its 5

>>731378888
>>731378973
most excitement youve had in 30 years

>>731380403
>born again noncounter
Kek

3, Im too nice :v

>>731379059
>I just come here because I'm so smart that I'm bored

lolol

>>731379878
>believe me

>>731379878
>ass, mouth, pussy, tits, piss
adult score: 11

1 my current gf. im 21 shes 16

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>>731364045
20,000

>>731364203
amputee?

>>731380448
>only once you say you're a grill can you be this much of a faggy twat and not get roasted
>I like to repeat one liners to pretend to be part of intelligent convo

Woman confirmed

Three. And one is now a FTM transsexual. Lol.

I'm now married and I wish I had banged more chicks when I was younger. It doesn't really make sense. If I had sex with somebody a long time ago I would no longer be deriving any pleasure from it, so the only sex that should matter to me is the sex I am having now or will have in the future. I suppose it's just hard to overcome feeling regret from missed opportunities.

>>731380495
because they get laid more and there is less tread on the tires. simple logic

>>731364045
Nine women, two guys.

>>731381007
Cool, I'm a woman there James Bond. Tell me now, what is it you'd like to get off your chest? Sounds like some big things are troubling you .

>>731380835
and she would bring her gross friend along and friend was just as depraived. it was a good summer back in 2005.

>>731380672
Nope! That's not it

>>731381102
hahahaha fucking great m8. love the analogy

>>731381149
Yeah. this big cock.

but seriously you're a desperate ass any gender

>>731381188
>>731381183
oh wow guys good thing no one here lies

>>731381318
hahahah, what are you doing with a giant cock on your chest there anon? you're not dipping into your own pool are you? You should cross party lines and try the women, they're much nicer!

it's nice to see the breakdown in your certainty. You have no idea now. You're starting to doubt everything you know about me.

>>731381149
#mcburgered

>>731381402
No lie. Friend was this round little ball of fat and makeup. Still pounded it. when you have your own place and live alone things can get interesting. These two just wanted to party and fuck. I was happy to oblige. Im an oldfag. We werent pussies back then.

>>731381559
>knowing it's okay to be retarded because you have tits

>>731381655
I hate the makeup cakes but its fun to slam them until they turn into a dribbling mess

>>731381894
Until you wake up next to the next morning. Then you are immediately reminded you stuck your dick in a living my pet monster. So much spit gizz and pussy juice fuuuccckkkk