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choose thread /b/ros. lets change things up a little

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choose thread /b/ros.
lets change things up a little
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>>731353674
I guess I (OP) will start,
I'd take the anklet. i could travel the world whenever i want, and use my power to take random things from peoples houses
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>>731353674

I'd take the anklet of hermes or the ring of zeus
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>>731353674
I'll take only the watch, free time travel without drawback if I don't stop time
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shameless self bump
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Take the watch, the ring, the ear stud.

Use the Ring's passive power to oversell all three items to some jeweller idiot, they'll all just reappear in my pocket or something.
Rinse and repeat and buy a house or something.

Never read minds, so no headaches
Never give commands, so no anger
Never stop time, so no excessive aging

But:
Free time travel backwards
Extra charisma
Heightened intuition and reaction time
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>>731353674
ive got a ton of these, and i was gonna post more, but it seems that maybe /b/ isnt the place for fun threads anymore.
just another porn board now. i miss the /b/ros from my younger days
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>>731356004
I like these anon.
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>>731356004
yeah, they used to be my favorite threads
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>>731353674
The Watch of Chronos, that way i can take my exams see whats in them, then rewind a few weeks before and smash out perfect answers boi

The locket of Aphrodite cause i want the succ
also fucking kek at the fact dudes will try and rape me

The Bracelet of Hephaestus because skill=success=money+roasties
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OP here
just for my own nostalgia's sake, ill post a few of my favorites
sorry, this one might be sideways
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>>731358632
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>>731358763
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>>731358863
personal favorite
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>>731358940
last one
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>>731358632
UR the wheel.

Seems the best balance between Altruism and also doesnt impose too heavy a burden through its taboo (i like material posessions and fapping).

Good thread op keep posting
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>>731359126
alright, one more, just dont pick the silver crystal. i lost the other page
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>>731358940
Fugg, the Road Eternal I guess.

All the others have too great a down side plus the ability to go to other worlds is dank. Maybe can get some space succ
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>>731353674
Except for the ring of Chronos (which for all intents and purposes has zero negative side effects), these are all terrible. The negative effects way outweigh the benefits.
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>>731359759
Derp I meant "watch" of Chronos, so I guess that's the one I pick.
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>>731358863
roll
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>>731358863
rolling
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>>731358863
Rool
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>>731358863
Rolling for invisibility pl0x
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>>731353674
Ring of Chronos, Ring of Zeus, and Bracelet of Hephaetus. Chronos is just for emergencies, Ring of Zeus is just a great passive ability to have and the bracelet because that is incredibly useful. (though i hate how it alters personality)

Everything else is a trap btw, don't pick anything besides these three.
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>>731358940
Healer, I suppose, or dominion. Either one is essentially immortality.
>>731359065
Tied in between infinite knowledge, or infinite power. I suppose I would choose, however Infinite power. The ability to create pocket dimensions full of people searching for knowledge is to tempting
.>>731359235
Blue Crystal, that isn't even a question to me.
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>>731359065
Infinite Love or Infinite power, tough choice but ultimately my desire for a 2d waifu prevails
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>>731353674
finally a good thread.

time travel i guess
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>>731358863
roll
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>>731353674
wow, theses are all fucking garbage
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>>731353674
Simple.

Pick Zues ring and never command. It will be a permeant passive upgrade to your charisma, and having a stronger influence over people is nice. By never using a part of the upside, you will never encounter the downsides of the ring. Easy.
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Ok guys Imma dump some of my collection.

Build your own robot gf
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>>731362666
Pick source of your power
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>>731362738
Babys first choice-thread
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>>731362776
Choose one item from modern fiction
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>>731362821
The 7 deadly sins -rings
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Saved this from the last one. Oh how I've longed for another of this thread
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>>731353674
Earstud, ring, and bracelet. Earstud has nice passive with no drawbacks, and only temporary drawbacks for main use. Ring and bracelet make a great combo where they kinda cancel each other's weaknesses.
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>>731362904
Choice image that looks like a cheap powerpoint presentation (even though its actually pretty good)
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>>731358863
roll
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>>731363045
Edgy Naruto eye surgery
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>>731363073
Become an ancient monster
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>>731363127
CYOA Elder God summer residence edition
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>>731363169
Normie tier choice
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>>731363217
Overcomplicated-as-fuck Choice
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>>731357032
>Inb4 hahaha I'm getting raped >.>
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>>731363270
You are locked in a room for ages. Distribute points for comfort. (Roll for this one)
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>>731358763
1000% monk and then become Goku and save the world
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>>731363349
You become God again, choose your domain, choose your powers, harem and such
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>>731363428
Choose your power heroin-junkie edition
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>>731363291
its not rape if he wants it 8^)
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>>731363484
More experimental drug stuff
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>>731363506
/v/ goes on vacation (and crashes on a lonely island). Roll and distribute points
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>>731363553
Complicated and more diverse version of this
>>731363349
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>>731358863
roll
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>>731363484
how can i get superhuman strength like this guy?
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>>731363633
Choose equipment and companions to survive an apocalypse
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>>731363665
More modern fiction choices
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>>731363705
Detailed Press-a-Button plus perks and subpowers
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Ear stud and Ring of Zeus are OP

Their active abilities are insanely powerful with only minor downsides, and plus they both give passives to which there are no downsides.

I'd say I'd pick the ear stud though. I find it more thrilling to be able to sneakily get my way, rather than just commanding people hither and thither. Either would make a mean CEO/conqueror of the world.
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>>731363770
You find a magic app on your phone.
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>>731363821
/pol/s apocalypse day Buttons
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>>731363349
rell
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>>731363881
Aaaaaand my last one is a simple button pressing one.

That should be enough choice images to fill the next 2 hours of boredom. Good night everyone.
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>>731363770
KEK who pushes the blue button??? Caramel button all day m80s. time to act out some JAV time stop scenes wew
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>Brooch of Dionysus
so I get to be a raging, insane alcoholic and still be the life of the party/ friends with everybody?
sign me up
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>>731358863
roollll
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>>731363960
RED BOIII going to shoot invisible cum all over my professors face
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>>731364073
lmao
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>>731363506
wish, sex appeal, drug
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>>731363349
let's rollerino
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>>731363349
rolllen
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>>731353674
Watch, bracelet and locket.
>Watch because time control = fuck yes
>Bracelet so I can finally be good at something
>Locket because then femanons won't care how cocky the bracelet makes me
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>>731363349
jbmhbn
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>>731353674
Bracelet, Ear stud, Tongue stud.

You can learn anything you want incredibly fast, because you can continue doing whatever you were doing in waking when you're asleep. Also, you can read peoples' minds, making you immediately very talented socially. Dealing with peoples' jealousy and your own arrogance will be easy when you can read their minds. I already sleep like 14 hours a day lol
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>>731364301
Okay, 30 points it is LUL

10k/yr - 0

Shit Room - 1 point

Music Room - 5 points:
can spend time in there rather than shit room, big deal

Hygienic - 3

Toilet Paper - 1

fine with temperature and generally good health, never get ill, don't need anything else. if i die then big deal

Fast Food - 10

HDTV - 10

30 points. bam
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>>731358632
The long man or the marked for the win
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>>731364663
Best album ever written. Spiritual Healing by Death. Solid bro
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>>731364808
I suggest you do this one. Its a lot better
>>731363633
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>>731358863
finroollll
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>>731358763
Old lady with that nature magic
>Shapeshifting is fully sick
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>>731353674
OP thank you for this thread, it made my night.
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>>731364933
Friend spotted
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>>731358940
Hunter with swords because Skyrim, kek
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>>731359235
Pink or silver
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ez, pick the watch and ring, use ring to command old man to make you immune to all the curses + give you all the jewellery.

Then go back in time and say no to them all (as you already have them but uncursed) and wake up with a phat £1000
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>>731362738
ki or spirits here, both seem cool for different reasons. Also Goku
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>>731362776
intervene
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>>731362821
dagger or one ring
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>>731362904
Sloth for sure, sleep is such a pain in the butt
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>>731363349
rol
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>>731363349
roll
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>>731363005
This is tough, probably time stop though
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>>731363349
roldsa
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>>731362738
spirits for sure, essentially infinite power as long as you fulfil their conditions.

Also having ghost friends is fun.
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>>731363349
roll
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>>731359065
Infinite power. If I can bend the will of humanity itself to my own, I would end war, dismantle the concept of religion, enforce population control, and force the world out of the grip of the elite that currently control it now, enforce a caste system, where the different people in humanity will fit into the roles that their bodies/minds allow for, educate them for what they're best at doing, and every able-bodied man, and woman would put in an honest days labor based on their physical/mental capacity. The creators will be allowed to create, the builders will build, and any whom are only capable of menial labor will form the backbone of society, while still reaping the benefits created by our greatest minds (art, entertainment, toys, games). While this happens the greatest minds of science will be allowed to use any resources to their disposal to perfect the human genome, free of any control with the sole intent of ridding the world of illness and disease. Free to create renewable energy for our world, and eventually free our species from this cage of a world, and seek our future in the stars!
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>>731363349
roll
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>>731368151
Thata what happened in krypton. In the comics. The choice of freedom is gone.
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>>731358863
roll!!!
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>>731368662
No one is truly free in this capitalistic society. You exist to serve the betterment of your masters. If you erase all the concepts in this world that poison our entire species, religion, greed, jealousy, and replace it with the will to be a piece of a larger picture for the betterment of all mankind, this world we live in would have shaped up very differently. But sadly we aren't very far in mindset from the very animals of this world we find ourselves superior to. The suffering will only end when the human race wakes up from this fever dream of an existence, which may never happen at all.
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>>731358863
asfasdas
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thanks op
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>>731358863
roll
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>mfw already got the negatives of the brooch of dionysus, so basically get the positives for free
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>>731353674

Zeus.
Don't use it often, and the negative effects will be extremly managable, while the passive effects still take place. Only use if it's an emergency or you are level headed at the time and have already weighed the options. The charisma that you get from this would be incredibly usefull for someone who struggles to talk to strangers, like me, so really you dont need to use the active ability all that much.

Hephaestus.
I want the envy and general cockiness. I'm a pretentious fuck, so I would pretty much only use it for artsy stuff anyway. The downsides being ups and the upsides being everything i want in life, make this the easiest choice. I hear people complaining all the time about the struggle for original ideas. They often have skill, but lack creativity, but i'm the opposite. I am creative without the skill sets i desperately want. This would make my life so much happier.

Hypnos.
It may seem like i've just thrown everything away by choosing this, but honestly this is big for me. I have been diagnosed with depression. I find myself in bed often. Most of the time spent in bed, however, is not spent asleep. I spend that time daydreaming. It was a coping mechanism that turned into a habit, and it often feeds my creativity. To actually be in those daydreams would be worth narcolepsy to me. Add the fact that you are constantly comfortable (which i will interpret as calm also) and having to deal with depression and anxiety would be a thing of the past. The nightmare bit doesnt concern me either. Usually nightmares contain volatile bits of your subconscious mind that float up to the surface. This makes them useful, especially if you have trouble understanding why you feel as shitty as you do. They have helped me in this way before.
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>>731371107
In essence, i would become an artist. Probably focused on vidya, but not exclusively. The creative boost from the dreams, the quality boost from the skills, and the charisma all put together would be a godsend for this kind of career. This is ideal. Who needs to stop time or teleport when you can just improve your quality of life.
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>>731353674
I take the watch. I use it to win multiple lotteries, invest cash and live like a king. Unlimited bitches
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>>731358863
Rollin'
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>>731363349
Oh golly
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>>731363349
rullar
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>>731353674
Take the Ring of Zeus, never use its power unless you're in serious trouble. Then just live out your life.
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>>731359235
pinku to make animu real
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>>731368151
>i will remake the world to my liking and it will be perfect
fucking psychopath
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>>731363349
roll
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>>731358863
win
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>>731358863
roll
>>731358763
Void Magic
>>731358632
Amlia
>>731353674
The watch of chronos
>>731359065
Eternal love
>>731359235
Teal
>>731362776
Ascendancy
>>731362821
Elder wand
>>731362904
Sloth
>>731363073
Predator
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>>731362776
intervene and just rob places
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>>731353674
>Ring of Zeus to control people and make them do what I want
>Bracelet is the passepartout to wealth and glory
>Locket of Aphrodite because pussy is awesome
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>>731363881
i would press macfags 5 times
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>>731372587
I'd be doing nothing new that our masters haven't been doing to us for generations. Except I would be doing it for the betterment of all mankind, not just myself and a small group of the populace, which is what's currently going on. Obviously in this theoretical situation, persons such as yourself would see the light, instead of condemning it. How could someone not desire to see humanity shake free of all it's flaws and unite towards the common goal transcending our animalistic ways and working towards a future where our species are free from fear, illness, pain, and suffering?
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>>731353674
Locket of Aphrodite. I don't care if someone rapes me at this point, I just want to be loved.
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>>731358863
Ass nuggets
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