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> take piss feel bump on balls
> shid
Help
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>>731332355
I'm gonna attempt to pop it
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Cut them off
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>>731332416
Get a hobby knife. Go deep to really get to the root.
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>>731332355
Shit bro. I had something like this and I popped it in the shower, zit or ingrown hair. 2 minutes of absolute panic, known then feels.
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>>731332595
It hurts so much my hands are shaking
No puss well come out
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Anytime you get a lump on your balls, inside or out, go to the doctor dude.
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It's probably a cyst bro. Should be a little sac in there.
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>>731332800
No, it needs to come off now
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yeah cyst or in grown hair, your eyes will be watering by the time you bust that bad boy, relief follows, good luck bro
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>>731332980
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>>731332681
sotp stopstpsot spotpost STPO
it is a sebaceous cyst, it shouldn't pop, leave them be, popping it will open a sizeable wound on your scrote; its harmless aside from cosmetics
go to your doctor and get a steroid if you want
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popping it was the worst thing you could have done
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>>731332980
YES RIP IT OFF

PURIFY YOUR BALLS
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Oh God it hurts
Let me clean the blood of for my progress
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>>731333067
Ignore this guy. You have to get rid of that shit. Use some nail clippers to snip it off, if you have some.
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>>731333431
>>731333227
please make it stop
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Monitoring this thread for interesting activity.

Stick your sack in bleach, OP! Do it!
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Hand is really shaking, hard to make camera focus
The pliers didn't work
Moving on to other methods
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>>731332355
>>731332416
>>731332681
>>731332980
>>731333408
sweet fucking christ op what are you doing
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try binder clip
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>>731332355
You sick fucking bastard whatr you doing
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>>731332355
had this a few times, feels so satisfying to pop
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I'm abandoning my multi tool in favor of this pin
I'm gonna try to heat it up so it goes in smother
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itt: idiot slices his sack open trying to get rid of a benign cyst
hurry up with it
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>>731334175
OP GO TO A DOCTOR!
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i love it when i get these
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>>731332681
>>731333755
>>731334175
Don't stop, bud. Keep gutting it. When everything is gone, cut a little more out. That will ensure you get the roots. It will start to feel good in a moment, too.
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NOT A PLEASURABLE SENSATION
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>>731332681

STOP FUCKING WITH IT

JUST STOP FUCKING WITH IT

ffs OP
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>>731334692
nah fam you are good. keep going
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>>731334692
DEEPER
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Oh god OP, please stop lol

Shouldn't have fucked with it, they're very common cysts
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SUCCESS
Lots of yummy puss flowing out
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>>731335208
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>>731335208
YAAAAAAAY! Now treat the wound with some hydrogen peroxide, maybe some rubbing alcohol if you're a real man, and make sure it's clean. You gotta make sure this doesn't happen again
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>>731335208
gg
now get the lemon juice
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>>731335208
>>731332355
>>731332681
>>731332980
>>731333755
>>731334692
>>731335208

>stop it, get some help
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>>731335208
You just popped a Fordyce spot. It will come back if you don't remove the sac. Better get some tweezers.
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>>731334692
That sewing needle is not adequate. I'll lend you a body piercing needle.
>related
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>>731335844
Deeper OP, that's where the good stuff is at.
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>>731335426
Will this do?
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>>731336071
Yes. Fill up the wound as much as you can, and make sure you rub it into your balls as well to avoid the infection spreading.
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Trying to go deeper like anon said
But nothing else is coming out
I'm getting sloppy too, I can barely hold the needle right
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>>731335937
>>731335844
Fucking mad he will cure himself
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>>731336535
Hmm?
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>>731336808
Smoke it
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put cum on it trust me it works and seals the deal
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I passed out after my last post
I think it's done, I poked a few more hole in it, it's super tender
I'm gonna lay down, thanks for seeing me through this /b/
Thus was a learning experience
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>>731337283
You cant end the ride now, do something gross.
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oh look. its this thread again.
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>>731337283
poke hole through the head of your penis, that is when ill be satisfied you cunt
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OP can you please put some fucking neosporin on there before you pass out again?
I would rather not think about infected scrotums before bed tonight
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>>731337579
>>731337387
Pls no more
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>>731337881
Dont be such a faggot, its your moment of fame
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>>731337881
Yes
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>>731337831
Think about my bruised fucking blood vessel blown scrotum then.

Not OP, but other-needle-guy.
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>>731338271
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Well this has been quite an adventure
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