Hey /b/ femanon oldfag here. How do I stop attracting douchebags?

Haha!!! Lay back sweetheart!!! I want to ram in my cock!!! I'm so god damn high right now holy shitty TTY I'm high as balls!!!

>>731330710
stop using a windows phone, that reeks of your ability to make bad life choices

by posting tits

also stop using windows phone

Kinda hard, you can't always go by what people give you on first impressions. Honestly as much as most guys hate jumping through hoops you gotta make them go through some shit to see if they're willing to stick around and not just get in ur pants.

>>731331710

dont listen to this fuckwit

you know the rules

you said you were a femanon

post tits

>>731330710
>claims to be an oldfag
>posts no tits

You know the only other option is "GTFO", right?

>>731330710
show tits. then we can discuss the topic

>Rules is rules

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My niggas..fine rules is rules

>>731331950
>femanon oldfag
you don't look that old. what are you, 25?

>>731330710
>stop attracting douchebags
>goes to /b/ for advice
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heeeerrrrrrrr you know der rule, show der tits
>shows tits

Seriously? You're flawed. Either stop everything you are doing or just enjoy your single wide and bucket KFC friday's/

>>731331950
Moar

>>731330710
>refers to "herself" as a "femanon oldfag"
That tells you more about yourself than anyone here will.

>>731330710
Well the first thing you could do is stop hanging out where douchebags tend to congregate.

You can also up your style. Douchebags hunt specific prey. Stopping dressing like that prey.

Lastly, stop saying "yes" to them. You know they talk and you know what they talk about. If they know you're gonna shoot'em down, the word will spread.

>>731331950
the only way to stop attracting douchebags is stop being female. If you'd be content with greater success attracting non-douchebags

>eat less
>be more active
>stop using Windows Phone

>>731331950

More. If you didn't pay attention to the douchebags you wouldn't have to worry about them.

>>731330710
Got me dude, how do I stop attracting insane girls?

Douchebags have confidence, if they're attracted to you they'll make it known. If you give quiet nice dudes a chance you'll probably find they're not douchebags.

>>731331950
That's easy. Stop being friendly with guys in general. Be cold and stalk them online until you have a good idea of their superficial shell. You can narrow it down more easily without having to interact with douchbags.

Moar.

>>731332643
>>731332751

agreed.
plus, ditch the phone

OP here. Got out of a terrible unhealthy relationship. Met a seemingly perfect older mature man. He fucking ghosts me despite of us getting along so well and having so much in common. Back at square one. Wtf

>>731330710
I could tell you, but first. Tits or GTFO

>>731333081
Read the thread faggot

>>731332908
My latest dude was "quiet and nerdy'

>>731331950
Timestamp feet

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>>731332867
I too need to figure this out

>>731333150
How long had you known him before you got together?

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>>731332908
gr8, m8
;)

>>731333238
>>731333150
Also what the other guy said - Feet.

>>731330710
Just become a total slut and then when you're all used up settle for that nice guy you never gave a chance back in highschool.

>>731333238
We didn't have that chance. We went on 3 fucking dates and he ghosted me. I'm not conceited but I know I'm pretty and I have an awesome personality. But I never get who I want. I feel like I can never be happy

>>731333132
Okay, that was before I got here, now I require sharpie in your pooper.

>>731333493
Maybe you're just not happy with what you can get so you always go for the ones that you can't have?

>>731333493
Hey at least it was three dates and not 3 years. My ex fiancee did that to me. Have a glass of vodka with me woeful woman.

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>>731330710
you can't, all guys either are already douchebags or wish to be one )=

>>731333237
>>731333150
I think a lot of my problem is that being quiet/smart/nerdy type while being a solid 6, makes a lot of women think I'm malleable. This is not the case, I'm like a fucking mule, which is to stay stubborn and obstinate af. It seems to illicit a particular type of anger that borders on crazy. Idk if that's helpful but it's happened like 3 times now.

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>>731333696
Drinkin up now. Cheers babe

>>731331226
considering you are a grown man, shouldn't your balls have dropped by now?

>>731333493
it's just maths.

say there's a subset of guys out where where you're into them and they're into you. lets say the kind of guys you like are 20% of the population, and guys who are into you are like 20% as well.

that means that even if you perfectly filter out guys you're not into at the start (and you're not doing that for sure) you're going to have one successful date for every 5 dates you go on.

In reality your odds are probably even worse, based on how you select and reasonable guys are more likely to already be in a relationship than fuckheads.

just date guys, don't get disheartened, and know the odds are in your favour eventually.

>now post more nueds

>>731333493
I don't get it. Did you fuck him because you wanted to get off or because you thought that would make him stick around? If it's the former, you got what you wanted, and it wasn't really a relationship because you didn't really know him. If the latter, that was your mistake.

>>731332431
virgin detected

>>731332867
If you are attracting "crazy" it is probably because smarter chicks want nothing to do with you

>>731333493
Okay, lemme point something out that a LOT of people get fucked up.

Other people can not make you happy. Or not for long at least. This ties in to chsnging up your style, btw.

Learn to love YOU first. Learn to APPRECIATE yourself and learn to like yourself. Once you do that, you'll attract better quality men. UNTIL you do that, you'll subconciously fall for douchy guys, eventually become dissatisfied with them, and feel bad because you picked a douchy guy, AGAIN.

Your happiness must come from within. External validation is never permanent.

>>731333769
see>>731334246

Where are you meeting men? I dunno these days most people are degenerates anyway. Good luck out there.

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>>731333804
Cheers.

>>731332175
You're ignorant. Oldfag means you've been in 4chan a long time. 8+ years by now.

>>731333919
When the fuck did I say I fucked him? The most we did is kiss nigger

>>731333800
Under rated post

Well for a start you look kind of fat.

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>>731334727
Lol I'll drink to that

>>731334657
what's your point? still interested in age. I started here at 17 and I'm 30 now.

>>731334246
Well... I'm fairly intelligent. Smart and funny just seems to attract dumb and crazy. I guess it's the same way for women. Idk why, I would much rather have a stimulating conversation with a 4 than listen to a 7 ask me "what?" 20 times.

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Moar for the cool people

First, if you were an true oldfag you would present the proper documents before doing anything else. Second you would know your place well enough to contribute to a thread rather than starting your own( speak only when spoken to, bitch!). Third. Nothing wrong with me. Finally you should take heed of these rules because it becomes exceedingly apparent that I'm the dirty milk of human waste completely shaped. It was founded with the madness that I was crazy and built my feces. During the wedding ceremony the native Christ is a child beggar, a pedophile Beginning of the ritual singing! Nine months later, irrefutable, the acatematic skull of the anatomical skull faced with a stinking fever fever go back to the mother and smear the Congoid ruin of the village of dust.

>>731330710
The fact that you said you are an oldfag leads me to believe that in fact you are not an oldfag at all.

As for your question; I don't know. Start being a lesbian or some shit.

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Keks

A guy will not be a douchebag if he loves you. Keep trying or give up, just don't expect to be treated like a princess.

>>731335107
Aw thanks, from an '07fag, you've followed the rules -- you deserve the triumph and the glory.

>>731334927
Okay asshole lets see a pic of you. And btw I'm not fucking fat. Eat a dick.

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>>731335107
Black lace classic. I like you. What are you drinking? And our of what sort of glass?

>>731335502
That's same with me too. 07 here

>>731335509
And you have a thin skin and no sense of humour. That might also have something to do with it.

>>731335107
Hell yeah girl im stayin for more of you. Post ass/ sharpie in pooper

>>731335552
Whiskey in a high glass boooo

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>>731335509
Maybe you shouldn't take things personally. That might be part of the issue

>>731335679
please find a shorter glass to drink that out of

>>731335615
Wow funny you just seem to know nothing about wimminz. It doesn't matter how cool a girl is or how good her sense of humor is. You NEVER call a bitch fat. Youre welcome.

>>731335921
Yeah you shouldn't call her fat. She already knows

>>731335610
Ah well if you've been absorbing this shit for as long as me, you've bound to be cool.
You'll be fine, just go with your gut, you know when a guy is gonna be cool and when he's a fucking weirdo. Just don't be afraid to be alone for a while.

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>>731335921

>>731335679
Classy. Too classy for a sharpie in the pooper. I'm drinking medea vodka, cUT crystal glass... which reminds me what sort of whiskey?

>>731336061
Kek.

>meds give "sexual difficulties"
>harder to finish
>come to /b/ to find good fap material
>real grill shows up posting hot stuff
>faggots call her fat and she stops posting pics
Why cant we all just get along and have her hit me up?

>>731335122
Dubs of symbological Jungian horror

>>731336093
>if you've been absorbing this shit for as long as me

alternative way of saying that: if she's been willing to stay here this long she's as damaged and fucked up as the rest of us autists

in my experience that doesn't lead to happy relationships.

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Proof I ain't fat smd

>>731336448
I gan vouch for this having dated an oldfag femanon.

>>731335107
suzy?

>>731336448
Well I guess if we're all broken, we should all just throw ourselves away then.

So far I've only heard you say positive things about yourself. Not saying that you haven't dated douchebags but if you think that you have no responsibility in this, then that right there is part of the problem. But women generally lack introspection.

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>>731336589
I'd hit it
>>731336448
I like crazy bitches. It's so hard to find a females that's as fucked up as us and willing to admit it. It's like shooting a unicorn from a mile out with a .357 magnum. Then mounting it's head on your wall
>feels good man

>>731336899
All bitches are crazy.

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>>731337002
Yea but /b crazy is a special kind of crazy

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>>731336899

>>731337105
Been there. It was fun for a while but it gets old. The threats of suicide and all.

>>731333493
You sound like a dumb cunt I don't blame him

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>>731336448
>>731336607
obviously if you niggas so happy with your lives you wouldn't still be on here either

>>731337430
this

have dated a whole bunch of girls of different kinds of crazy, genuinely off-the-wall suicidal is hard to deal with.

there's only so many times you can physically stop a screaming woman from throwing herself off a roof or slashing her arms before you start wishing she'd just do it.

>>731336899
i like you

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>>731337430
Oh I know it can never last. The key is to have a soul as black and shallow as an oil spot on a hot sunny day.

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>>731330710

Nice tits and timestamp (i skimmed the thread before replying, so that isn't facetious).

First off, the guy who ghosted you after the third date...did you do the sex with him as is the custom?

If so, it is possible that there is something wrong with your sexing.

Assuming your making of the sex is not the problem, then we need to determine what exactly you do want.

See, you don't want douchebags, but it is easier to attract a positive attribute than a negative, right? I mean, you could go on r9k and instantly have your pick of hundreds of substandard specimens that are not douchebags but are woefully insuffucient.

So, what do you want?

Good looking?
Better looking than you?
Smart?
Smarter than you?
Are you willing to support feminism and pay on dates or do you expect this guy to be rich as well?

Do elaborate, sugar tits, as i am curious.

>>731337678
That's some edgy shit man.

Do you live in tx op?

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>>731337622
Check'ed. I like you too.

>>731335122
boring

>>731335921
until you want to get rid of her. Be ready to duck

>>731336589
nice undertit

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>>731338705
Bob and weave! Also I'm pretty sure op abandoned bread

>>731338922
I know, picked up the first guy that winked at her

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>>731338922

Checked.

What a waste she left.

I asked her a bunch of questions, too.

All the guys i go after end up turning into assholes that only want to use me as fuck meat. So i tried dating the 'nice guys' but they ended up being boring, and too clingy (texting me every 10 minutes). Why are all the good non mutant men taken?

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She'll be back maybe not now but sometime. I will forever remember those glorious tits, midriff, and that adorably sassy attitude.

>>731331812
You apparently do not know the rules, however.

>>731339797
Because they want someone better than you who's more mature, less of a slut and not an impossible to please insufferable neurotic cunt? Just a stab in the dark...

>>731336589
You are fat.
Stature and weight? For the proof

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>>731339797
Check'ed are you op?

>>731336589
Also an easy bitch. More nudes bitch

>>731339797
I've heard of this problem, have you been checked for kidney disease

>>731339999
Dubs before quads! Mightily checked

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>>731339999
Check'edddd I like this guy

>>731339797
>All the guys i go after
chasing dick then complaining about being fucked

>>731340373
That's bitches. Never happy and taking no responsibility in their poor choices and how they conduct themselves, all the while proclaiming they are strong and independent.

Take what you get.

>>731330710
I have the exact same problem, It fucking sucks
>head out shopping with my best friend for underwear after the date
>he tried to wiggle out of it but came in the end
>with his help i got the best sexiest matching pair of some sexy wear
>first date goes amazing Chase took me out to an expensive dinner and although i offered to pay my share he picked up the entire tab like a gentleman <3
>after that we headed back to his place I was so drunk i was almost tripping onto hes bed
>after the most amazing night he told me I had to leave since he had work tommorow
>we went back and forth for a bit before I took an uber back
>Haven't heard from him in a couple days even though i called him like 5 times??
>I asked my best friend but even he doesn't know what he did wrong. Was it because I let him have a taste on the first date? god i need to stop being such a slut.

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>>731334727

>>731340613
Probably didn't want to take care of a drunk. I however don't trust any functioning adult who doesn't drink.

>>731334727
>>731339797
>>731337742

So what's the story, babby?

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>>731335122

>>731340613
Well at least you finally took some responsibility in the last sentence. Yes you need to stop being such a slut. You have no one but yourself to blame for that.

>>731331817
>newfags pretending to be oldfags not understanding where "tits or GTFO" even comes from and what it means

too tired to even post a >mfw on that shit, you nigger need to kill yourself

>>731334657
wrong
i'm resident since 06 and still not an oldfag, or barely so, it's not based on time spend but when you arrived.

>>731340613
>god i need to stop being such a slut.
not at all... your doing everything right. Lower your standards a bit. there you go, my name is Frank

>>731341267
and let me add that being here since 8 years puts you into the category of 09 newfags, right before the cancer became terminal

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>>731341267
This bread makes me all tingly in my genitalia

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>>731336093
'06fag here. 頑張れ!
>May the force be with you

>>731331950
I don't understand why you haven't manage to snag a chad with those chubby meat hooks.

>>731341621
fucking newfag

in 06 the meme was 'noot noot motherfucker' everyone knows that

>>731336589
dat muffin

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>>731337742
transcendent faggotry

>>731341621
remember when people were cautious about this place? no /pol/, no sjw, just good times shitposting... and getting desensitized or just really mentally fucked by the shit people were posting?

>>731342608
well fuck i'm getting flashbacks right now and my head is spinning
thats new

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>>731341959
>Implying posted meme is linked to '06

>>731342933
thats my point, that was an 08 meme

>>731330710
You going to /b/ to ask this is like you basically asking a club full of douchebags how to stop attracting them.

>>731342224

Hey, pal, i didn't type all that shit to have sugar tits not answer.

Btw nice roll faggot

>>731336899
cringe

>>731330710
Stop posting in 4chan for starters

>>731342933
i'm honestly amazed people can tell the year things happened, i was just questioning if Bush was still president when i came here, and you can tell the memes by year. i couldn't even tell if you're just fucking with me. kinda makes me envious.

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>>731342608
Memories remain vivid, anon

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>>731343034

>>731330710
>>731331950

Can we not feed the ego?

Please realize that there are probs 1000s of guys who would date thsi chick in a hearbeat but they are all below her "standerds"

I for instance am finding it hard to find a realtionship, but thats because I set my standerds high. I dont insult the opisite gender and bitch and moan on 4chan for condolence, the only time I have ever whined for attention online was regarding my pin dick.

Stop giving it attention

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>>731343308
Memes on 4chan are over 9000 times better than those on 2ちゃんねる to be honest

>>731330710
Tits or gtfo

>>731344688
nevermind

>>731334366
>External validation is never permanent.

Erm, this logic is what fucks people up, ur value is determined by what others think of you period. Seek help.

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>>731344695
>Tits or gtfo
OP delivered
Read the thread Nigger

>>731330710
Jusy work REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY hard at being a fucking human being to someone under your league.

Learn to care about someone rather than just thinking about your fucking pussy and maybe you'll learn critical about humanity which will help you attract people who aren't condom failure cases

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>>731344845

So OP wants a non douchebag who doesn't ignore her but not to clingy to text her every 10 minutes.
Too bad most people like extremes.
I would date you but I'm on the clingy side so good luck derpina

>>731336709
That's why I'm here. We are all garbage together.

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>>731344608
>bitch and moan on 4chan for condolence
What if I told you not all women are cheating cunts? Loyal, caring, loving and obedient women do exist. Dominant/Submissive type of relationship in my own experience.

>>731336899
Not only decent dubs, decent man behind them. May you find a Harley to rev up.

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>>731345187
virgin levels off the charts

>>731337571
Why stop her, faggot?

>>731346033
Then there's the ones that like to top from the bottom. Watch out for them.

>>731330710
stop being a ho

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>>731345984
>We are all garbage together.

>>731346222
Thanks to your triples I'm a virgin again
I will honor this second chance with ultimate wizardry in 6 years!

>>731346246
never could bring myself to actually want her dead. just wish she wasn't alive sometimes.

>>731346033
When did I say they were? If they didnt exsist id probs only have sex and nothing more.

>>731346033
OK. Tell us that, with a straight face. The cat is obviously hiding something

>>731344688
Where are you? I want to hug you.

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>>731346272
Nah, I like him thrusting me with all his strength till I'm left bruised and bleeding. Let men be men.

>>731333461
OP, this is what every other woman does, so that's always a fallback plan. Maybe find the guy who was nice to you in high school and hit him up to save yourself 10 years and 40 cocks to the face.

>>731333769
Dude are you me?


>>731334366
OP, this is shockingly sound wisdom considering you're on /b/. If you don't love yourself and let the world know it, nobody will ever love you the way you want them to. It can take YEARS to learn to love yourself. Decades even.

>>731334727
>The most we did is kiss nigger
You slut

>>731341771
fucking kek oh my god
>snag a chad
>chubby meathooks
that one caught me by surprise, anon

>>731339797
It's "clingy" when a guy texts you every 10 minutes, but I have buddies whose girlfriends are way worse and nobody ever calls them clingy. That's just considered normal girl shit.

>>731340565
Most sound wisdom in the thread.

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>>731346475

>>731346338
I mean it is what it is. Swhy I been here more'n a decade.

>>731330710
Find non-douche, date, get married, douches leave you alone. Only answer.

>>731346428
Shoulda let her be then

>>731331950
damn theyre cute ...moar?

You're hitting that 1/4 life crisis all twenty somethings get to, the point you think that youthful, impulsive decisions will now effect your long term wellbeing.

For sluts who like douchebags, your problem is that sexuality does not give any fucks about your long term, rational interests. You can cry yourself to sleep a thousand nights and mornings after but your puss don't give no fucks. It already got what it needs.

With many women (and manwhores) the only impulse more powerful than feeling horny and needy is trauma caused fear. In other words, keep going the way you are going, the day will come that some King Douche will traumatise you so completely your trauma will cause you fear all douchebags.

But most sluts aren't that lucky. What usually happens: they convince themselves to "settle down" with some nice guy. Meanwhile, your sexuality hasn't changed. It still wants remorseless, psychopath cock. So the seemingly reformed slut cheats to get satisfaction.

My recommendation, do what men call "getting it out of your system." Instead of avoiding douchebags, actively look for the King Douche who will break you.

When you're broken and bleeding on the floor, I will be that dinosaur that scoops you up and tells you that I'll never let anyone hurt you again.

Then, nothing. I'm a ghost. Because there's always a worse douchebag.

Good luck and god bless
Two things are happening at once here

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>>731346839
>severe autism (mostly on /b/)
>low self-esteem (mostly on /pol/)
>since 06'
>pic related

>>731347441
>Above

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>>731347162
Japan

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>>731348164
You're glorious, anon
NEVAR FORGET

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>>731348164
Kind Douche here.
This is actually true.

>>731330710
>brings attention to sex
>"oldfag"
>no tits

GTFO

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>>731349537
>obviously can't read

>>731348590
Wish I were closer

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>>731349537
>Illiterate Niggers

READ THE FUCKING THREAD!!

he's just not that into you OP

just dont be a stupid whore and fuck him on the first meet, cause thats pretty much a guranteed ghosting.

its easier than ever to meet people, fact is he probably was talking with multiple other chicks at the same time and you just didnt make the draft.

basically stop caring so much and move on, when it happens it happens

>>731350227
All of my love, all of my hate, &also all of my THIS

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>>731350217
ありがとう!

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>>731350586
This post. Is the embodiment of this thread. It's like a da Vinci Michael entwined in divine hentai intervention. The little girl will always be taken by the dick.

>thank you anon

>>731348175
I mean... Submissive like that generally means easy to manipulate to them. So, that's why you attract them. The question you really want is "how do you attract someone you're attracted to?". And that's a variable depending on the person you want to attract.

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>>731351277
You're going to have to elaborate. I'm not the fag you're arguing I'm just curious about your perspective

>>731351888
Not arguing. Just my two cents in regards to the OP.
I always see people asking "what would a <shallow description of the person> like for their birthday/ how do I win them over/what should I do for?"
And it saddens me, because it shows how little they know about people, about being human.
They want black and white answers based off of mere descriptions of the person. Age, gender, maybe a description of aesthetic. That's not how people work. There are 7.3+ BILLION fucking humans on this planet, and somehow, not a single one is exactly the same.
The best way to do any of that shit? Only THEY know what that is. Sure, statistics coupled with demographics can tell you a possibility. But that's nowhere near a guarantee.
Spend time figuring out who they are. That's how you find out what they like/want, and how to get what you want from them, assuming you can.

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>>731351067
>female
>submissive
You're welcome, anon

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>>731352438
What does that have to do with submission? I like where you're coming from but that's long term reasoning versus just going out on three dates and only kissing. Perhaps this guy thought he was entitled to sex after three dates. She obviously thought otherwise and is she wrong for thinking that? I don't think so

>>731353131
No, that's the answer to "Why do I only attract douchebags?".
The other answer is entirely up in the air. There isn't enough data to hazard a reasonable single guess or several possibilities, and even then, it could be just something arbitrary that he based he decision on.

>>731353444
Ok, I understand. Thank you for having a reasonable discussion.

>>731330710

Understand it's not them, it's you. These are the men you're attracted to and/or the men you qualify for.

Step up or shut up.

>>731353691
I do try to be reasonable. Cheers.

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>>731351277
Not that difficult, especially in Japan.
Being submissive doesn't always mean being left with a purple eye and broken lip. I want him to penetrate and brake me apart whenever he pleases. I'm his property. Some women are born like this.
>Feminism is cancer

>>731354243
>Being submissive doesn't always mean being left with a purple eye and broken lip.
Never said it did. You (presumably it's OP, at least) asked "why douchebags?" and that's my answer.

>>731354243
>I want him to penetrate and brake me apart whenever he pleases. I'm his property. Some women are born like this.

whether born or early childhood experience, a hell of a lot of women are like that. it's pretty great.

the attribute my relatively good luck with women to the fact that most guys are either more asshole doms or more needy sensitive guys. The middle ground of 'reasonable but takes control' has less guys than girls who want guys like that.

>>731354687
Both realities are true. That's the dividing line between a sadist and a dominant.

>>731354857
believe me, I know.

>claims to be an oldfag femanon
>doesn't even follow the rules
TITS OR GTFO

>>731354971
>lurk moar

>>731355032
fuck i punted anon. i tried to do good and it got all fuckey

>>731354687
>a hell of a lot
We talking numerically or statistically?
Numerically, sure. Statistically? Doubt.

Usually, psychologically speaking, we search for traits that remind us of how we saw our opposite sex parent treat our same sex parent, because that's our imprint of how things should be. We do this subconsciously, so we're not even always aware of it.

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>>731354668
Not OP, anon
Dominant doesn't equal douchebag where I live.
>female

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>>731330710

>inb4 trap

>>731355453
Well, then how would you define douchebag that couldn't be symptomatic of dominant personality?

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>>731355453
Well, then you know the rules. Tits or gtfo. I don't make the rules but now that you have proclaimed your sex other anons will demand compliance. If you wish to continue a reasonable discussion I suggest you get it over with. Don't forget a timestamp or all the autistic and sperg are going to REEEEply

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>>731354971
Here.. there you go anon.
>creating memes on spare time

I like to pick my nose while I read threads like this.

>>731355294
>numerically or statistically?
I was thinking statistically. Admittedly my view is skewed, because that's the kind of girl I attract. It has always surprised me just how many there are though, it's just not something you mention in polite conversation.

A hell of a lot -I'll be conservative and say at least a third - of women are subs to at least some degree. and it might mean they only like it when the guy takes control in the bedroom sometimes, and maybe they like to switch, and maybe they just find a guy who can make decisions hot. But If you explore that with them, you'll often find it goes a bit further.

I've dated girls who had no idea they were subs until we dated. they were into me for some reason, and it was only afterwards they figured out why.

>>731330710
by dating guys in your friendzone

>>731355930
Being subs gives them a sense of control. Control they didn't have when they were children. I.e. by surrending power they are in control of the power.

>>731355930
Submissive? Sure.
As close to masochistic as described in the post you replied to? Wouldn't agree.

Yeah, it's a possible bias. I seem to only ever run into crazy ones, with a tendency towards submissive; but there's no real control, and my demographic is significantly skewed.

>>731355670
It all depends but in the most basic of situations, a Dominant doesn't go around spreading diseases and boasting about it like a Nigger douchebag would. Think mutual instead of multi.

>>731356168
>As close to masochistic as described in the post you replied to

you think 'I'm his property' is a bit extreme? that's pretty standard. it doesn't mean you legitimately consent to being surprise fucked when you're doing your taxes, there's give and take. but it means that, if they pick the situations right, you give yourself over to them.

some girls do take it a lot further, though. dated girls who want whole life control, and that's a bit much for me. I don't have time to pick out what somebody wears each day.

>I seem to only ever run into crazy ones
seconded
>my demographic is significantly skewed.
mine is entirely middle-class well-brought-up people. I don't know what to make of that.

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>>731356138
Exactly. A Slave is a Master in disguise.

>>731344869
dude he's right tho. Don't let other decide for your hapiness, be a strong independant man! If you can't be happy without the approval of others, then you should seek help

>>731330710
Stop being an idiot

>>731356273
I mean, that's my point. It's situationally dependent.
Douchebags want to take control without giving a shit of the other person, dominant just meant assertive, more or less.
In a specifically sexual sense, dominant means something more specialized, but if we're comparing it to douchebag, that'd be fucking dumb to compare them, because they don't describe the same category.

>>731340613
i dont have much context but if it were me
and i didnt call you back
it would probably be because you are too fat and not sexy enough
theres a lot of things this could be but this is almost always the most likely answer
just wanted some quick sex

>>731330710
Stop being a douchebag yourself?

Iunno, lol.

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>>731333493
>I'm not conceited but I know I'm pretty and I have an awesome personality.

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>>731355842
>Implying a Sub would show tits on 4chan
Read thread carefully. I posted as far as I can go.

>>731356692
We mat as well consider douchebag and sadist to be one and the same for the sake of arguement.

>>731356839
entirely honestly, I met my ex after she posted her tits on 4chan.

it's more of a measure of exhibitionism than subbiness overall, but hey it happens

>>731356418
>it doesn't mean you legitimately consent to being surprise fucked when you're doing your taxes
I mean, in my head, I saw something like that as an example coupled with "brake me apart" seemed to be masochistic, unless I misread that as literal when it was just a euphemism.

And I mean, no shit. Anyone going for the white picket fence/nuclear family is going to fit that mold, because that's what's required for that dream.

>>731349537
lmao

As one of the these douchebags, I may have some insight?

I have fucked a ridiculous number of women. Not because I'm the best looking, or because I have an amazing body. (decent in both categories.. Probably 7/10 in both). The reason I hook up with you (or any of them) is because I can easily create a fantasy. That you are the most beautiful girl in the room, or that we were "destined" to meet.

In all honesty, I give zero shits about any of this, and just want to conquer someone for the night. It has nothing to do with you. Just my own boredom. Hope it helps

>>731357161
> I can easily create a fantasy. That you are the most beautiful girl in the room, or that we were "destined" to meet.
that is...kinda gay anon. not at all what I expected.

>>731356839
I'm half drunk so you're going to have to be more specific. Are you implying you're already under ownership and not obligated to obey any rules than those that are set by your dom? I don't mind but you're lucky the rest of /b isn't paying attention or the REEE would be endless.
>>731357161
My nigga

>>731356692
I feel what you're saying. Ask yourself this: Would you devote yourself entirely to your Sub? Do you have what it takes to be a Dominant? It's way more than deep thrusts and casual punishment, anon..

>>731356914
Ok, so this guy spelled it out pretty well. It's not about you, as much as they act like it is.
>>731357161

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>>731356954
>Apex Anon on 4chan

>>731357265
some of us are listening

>>731357330
Whoa whoa whoa let's back the fuck up now.
I'm here discussing logistics/human nature. I'm not asserting desire to be or that I'm any of the above.

right. rules have been met. try going to places you normally wouldnt go to. library is a good start.

>>731330710
Have you tried killing yourself?

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>>731357651
kek

>>731357526
When was the last time you caned a woman /b/ro?

>>731357526
Sorry for giving you the wrong impression, anon

>>731357492
kek, just at the right place at the right time.

I've also been here for 10 years. was bound to happen one day.

>>731357261
It's not my fault women have, and continue to fall for this. Hell, it's not even my intentions when I meet someone. It just sorta happens. I say the same thing and get the same results. I'm not even trying to do it... It just happens

>>731330710
>femanon
Try using something other than your sex

>>731330710
Lemme ask you something OP, would you rather have a beta "nice guy" that asks your opinion or an alpha douchebag that makes decisions for you?

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>>731357939
How did mum n dad get along?

>>731357796
Been a while. Can't say I've really been actively trying. It'd be nice, but I'm not really gonna put that much effort into anything right now.
What's it to you?

>>731357885
'S cool. I'm just clarifying.

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>>731357265
As a matter of fact I am, anon
ごめんなさい。
>bowing deeply

Fuck OP is long gone. This thread is now about psychopaths who either like to abuse be abuse or willingly let others abuse them. For whatever reason. Now get your shits together before I sick my great great great grandfather Gustav fechner on you bitches

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>>731357934

>>731358117
It seems to me like you're trying to claim to be or are in denial about who you really are. Given your reasoning skills I doubt that though.
>>731358267
Admirable

Got some decent advice but would really like to see dat ass

>>731358310
>OP "Suzy" left thread hours ago
>Different femanon hijacked thread
>Subs are glorious

>>731330710
Go only for beta's i doubt there is a douchebag who is a beta

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>>731358527
What makes you think that, anon?
Is it the reading people? That's from my childhood. Symptom of the same thing that caused my mostly minor PTSD.
If it's that you think I'm a dom or a douchebag, I can play the dom when the mood fits and she's into that shit. It's just not who I am as a whole. I'm more of a partner type. Only reason I can even manage to enjoy dom is a HUGE part of my neuroses is feeling out of control. To be quite frank, I'm far too fucking apathetic with my life to commit to anyone right now. I have shit I need to fix before its remotely be fair to them, and I'm not working on it, nor have I any immediate intention to.

ITT peeps in this thread that think OP needs to pick between a doucebag and a beta
there are guys that don't fit in either of these categories, like me
but if you fat you got no chance OP

>>731359061
I'll drink to that. I wasn't trying to offend you. I'm in very much the same boat. Empathy has never been my strong point.

>>731359381
See, I'm not there. I have too much empathy, and too little for myself. Is what it is. I'm not getting out of this shit unless I drag myself, so it's not going anywhere anytime soon.

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>>731359061
As a Sub I'm into everything as long as you prove loyalty. You can either make love to me like you would do to your soul mate or fuck me beyond recognition as If I was some dirty whore. As long as your penis penetrates me and no one else, I'll lick the ground you step on and make you a warm, juicy sandwich to satisfy your needs. Master can only be one.

>>731359634
I guess the difference between me and you is I chose not to feel anything a long time ago.
>>731359733
Dubs of truth.

>>731359733
See, that shit is exactly what I could dig, if I wasn't so horribly insecure that I need multiple sources to contradict my lack of self worth just to bring it to neutral. Not to mention the rest of the shit I'd have to fix in order for the relationship to be fair, but that's besides the point.
Ah well.

>>731359901
I mean, I do too. I just go about that by actively distracting myself and avoiding reality as much as I can. No fucking clue how I'm feeling overall if I'm just watching something, playing vidya, or shooting the shit.

>>731360037
You've struck my curiousity. Why are you this way. I'll start.
>bring my family to swimming hole
>little sister drowned
>never taught her to swim
>begged me to teach her
>one of three older brothers who never taught her
>basically last in line to teach
Don't bother telling me it's not my fault.

>>731360133
Nice dubs, anon
やったー

>>731360234
>father got stabbed 17 times in a house robbery.
Hang in there, anon

>>731360234
>Also I died when I was three
>ran off a dock because I thought I could beat my brother
> Drowned
>Nothing on the otherside
>Wake up on beach
>If I'd died that die my sister would still be alive and a much better person than I am today.

>>731360234
Dysfunctional family. Father's a narcissistic hippie with anger management issues, mother's bipolar and had postpartum twice. I was the first, and the designated patient. They used to argue, yelling in the doorway adjacent to my own almost nightly. I'd run out and yell, begging them to stop with tears and snot running down my face. Dad would yell at me, getting in my face, and screaming. Couldn't fight or flight, hence PTSD. Can't really handle adrenaline well. Jumpscares are an absolute no-go, and tension is iffy at best. Had to get good at reading people because of that, so that's something, I suppose. Mom couldn't get out of bed often enough to remember distinctly having to make myself sandwiches after school in grade school. First wanted to/tried to kill myself in grade school, via suffocation into a pillow.
Granted, that's not all it was. I do have good memories, but you know how it is. The bad ones have so much more impact.

>>731360417
Shit man. Did you witness? My mom left my dad before I was born so I don't know what it's like to have a dad.

>>731360037
Awesome thread to be honest. Way to go /b/

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>>731360685
it could still be better, though. lemme see about that.

>>731360611
Nah, but receiving the call from my family was devastating enough.

>>731360685
Interesting that you chose that specific one of my posts, but I'm flattered nonetheless. Didn't start it, but I'm glad you appreciate my contributions.

>>731360234
Just so you know,
>>731360597
this was my response to the question you asked me. Took a while to type/think, so I wasn't the first reply.

>>731360871
I get it. On some transient level. My grandmother had stomach cancer and had... to be put down for lack of better words. Nobody called me until it was already done.
>feels bad bro

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>>731360899
>reaching that point when you start running out of memes
>feeling is mutual :)

>goes to/ b/ for advice. Kys

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>>731361264
>NIGGER detected

>>731361371
>saved

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>>731361844
Check them dubs but how an the hell am I supposed to hang that?

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>>731361446

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>>731362514
Well seems like this is the
/thread
>joker checking out
/I'll be around
Ha. Ha. Ha
Ha. Ha

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>>731361076
>At least we have 4chan

>>731363750
You can forever identify me as The Joker. However I don't know how to identify you. I feel like we should be friends.

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>>731362816
おやすみなさい~
>Sub checking out too
>Time to make dinner
See you around, anon

>>731362816
The fuck? That's supposed to be the joker? Is that a tattoo on his forehead that says "Damaged"??? Jesus fucking Christ

>How do I stop attracting douchebags?
>Claims to love herself
>Gets offended at every little piece of negativity

Self explanatory. You're easy to step all over.

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>>731363937
Not that hard to recognize me, Joker
>Japanese hiragana text
>Erotic anime/Pepe memes

>>731330710
>femanon
>oldfag
Pick one.

Unless... Catfish.

>>731364351
you forgot 'post op'

>>731364412
Ahhhhh. Good point. That wasn't a thing back in my day.

>rocks my rocking chair and scrubs my shotgun

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>>731364183
>Please refer to "Jesus Fucking Christ" meme posted earlier on thread