any sex doll owners here? im strongly considering one but are

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>>731325230
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Is it just a sex thing or do you wanna like have a relationship with it? I'd say grab a Fleshlight and if need be some fake tits easier to hide than a "person"

>>731325746
just a sex thing but i like the idea of a full body sex toy.

>>731325230

Wow....this post got me pretty down. I'm glad I'm not bothered by life's big questions, like where to put my jizz filled sex doll when my mom comes by with pizza rolls once a week.

Mate honest . Thought about one .. a lot of ppl do .. who wouldn't like the idea of owning their own bitch with out the hassle of relationship and sex anytime .. but be assured pal that after u blow ure load u will forget about the doll until the next time ure balls fill up .. I would invest the thousands ur about to spend on a personal trainer and get ripped .. get a gf !! R prostitutes r a lot cheaper .. once u go down the doll route no going back !! Altho I still want one . But Ino deep inside it will be a bitch to keep hide etc !!! Do ureself a favour lad .. get motivated to meet a real human as I'm doing .. u need to be loved back !!! That's the problem ..

>>731327198

Learn to speak proper English, faggot.

Fk aff mate .. look at how much I wrote there !!! Stop bein a bitch . I've had a long ass day and Wana write how i want to !! What the fuck is this school ???? Proper English .. ure s fuckin waste of spunk that has nothing better to do but pick up on ppls replys.. get out of ure mums spare room r basement .. r

No judgement here dude, if you got the money and not a huge prospect of a girlfriends might as well and yeah hide that shit shamefully when guest come around, they will be full of judgment. Nothing to be ashamed of but don't stop looking for love bruh

>>731325230
might be ok if one is into having sex with inanimate objects?

Please do get a sex doll. Better off subhuman rejects of society like you not breed.

>>731328339
i used to work in a department store and i would get a bit turned on when i had to move the female mannequins

>>731325230
>how the fuck do they ship it to you?
Uh, in a box?

>and how do you hide or transport them if guests come over
Pretty sure this won't be a problem for you if you're buying a sex doll

>or you have to move?
See above: boxes are good for more than just fingers, check it out!

>>731325230
>how do you hide or transport them

There are people who put them in wheelchairs and take them for walks in the park.

Pathetic.

>>731328412
Its a sex doll, not a sex robot, idiot. How the fuck he gunna get it pregnant? After 9months is a plastic baby gunna fall out? Will her tits give glue instead of milk?

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>>731325230
Any male here who's had sex with someone that he doesn't care about can testify to the moment right after you cum, when you just want her gone. Just fucking not in the same place as you anymore.

I've also seen a number of threads on here about anons getting fleshlights, using them for a couple of times and then ditching them, mainly because they're a shit to clean.

Both of these things seem to point towards these fuck dolls being a terrible idea for fucking.

You cum, then you've got this thing next to you that is now in the way. Plus, you've got to go and clean the fucking thing too, straight away, I imagine.

To someone with the bad feels, I can see how these things seem like a good idea. But seriously think about it before getting one. Especially if they're expensive as fuck, which I imagine they are.

>>731327636
Manchester?

>>731329512
No

10W30 Quaker State.

>>731329783
Good points, but to interject...

The people who dont wanna be around another person after sex won't have this problem with a sex doll. Its the personality and actions that make the man hate it. The doll wont have either of those

And id argue that the sex dolls are easier to clean, cause its a smaller pocket (fleshlights are big and bulky, where as the doll has a solid connecting body that you slip a small "condom" like protector in. Basically you just pull out the vag skin, rinse it and hang it)

Expensive? Cant argue, even the cheap ones are about 500 dollars, and those are the creepy chinese knock offs of thr loli ones japan makes

>>731329985
Top kek

You win this round

>>731325230
Nah, you can just DIY A sex doll.

Does any one here have images from that thread a month ago?

>>731326852
Cheer up bud, you got it made. no one brings me pizza rolls:(

>>731330698
>Million dollar idea
>Pizza roll delivery service

>>731328812
>boxes are good for more than just fingers
I appreciate this reference.

>>731325230
I don't think I could come with that thing staring at me..

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>>731330495

>>fap, fap......fap?

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>>731327636
Lemme guess. You're a nigger aren't you?

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>>731326228
Are looking for something like this ?

>>731332075
Scariest Thread Ever.

>>731332075
what the fuck . . .

>>731325407
this guy has it figured out.

>>731332075
Somewhere, this really exists... And not in a fictional universe, but in our very real world.

The world is a dark place.

>>731327326
At least his advice was solid you bitter cunt

>>731332225
Thats a doll? Holy shit that looks real...

>>731327198
Are you drunken master?

>>731333417
You'd be surprised.

>>731333417
and costs probably $2500

>>731333596
If i was gonna buy a full size sex doll, price would not be a deterrent for me. It's a long term use term, might as well drop 2-3 grand on it.

>>731327198
SJW detected

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>>731333417
but quite expensive I'm not sure who the manufactured is but this website brings top quality stuff

>https://www.realdoll.com/

>>731333750
so are actually interested in looking for a doll that looks exactly like this >>731332225

>>731333596
Where can I get one ?

>>731334312
No. But if I was, the more real it looks the better.
I'm not into asians either so the less asian it is the better

>>731333596
>>731333485
Shit. Wrap that body around an endo-steel frame with a decent AI to drive it and I'm all in.

>>731334536
what are your preferences ? other than not Asian

>>731334969
They're getting closer. They've got some now that auto heat and have proximity sensors to activate moaning.

Of course, they're going to be expensive as fuck. God only knows if I'd ever be able to afford one.

>>731335097
Like, blue eyes, green if she has red hair.
Not short, like 5 foot 5 minimum. Well def 5 foot minimum, if it's the right style I can't get it in a taller version I'll go as low as 5 hourglass shape, above average of an hourglass shape but not like fake. An hourglass shape within the bounds of natural human development.

>>731327636
>>731332156
I guess the same thing. Only niggers don't give a shit about proper English or education. Then they blame the white man for all their problems.

>>731335455
Did you see that anime gf hologram thing? That would be about the right AI. Just need a decent chassis to load it into and wrap a body like that around it.

The perfect woman...

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>>731335481
I think there certain doll websites that allow you create your own doll see >>731334071
although the options are limited.


Let me see If I can find what your looking for

>>731327198
holy fuck dude what are you doing on /b/

>>731336354
It's Lara Croft. They'll sell a few of those for sure

>>731336620
well duh

>>731336620
>>731335481
I think you might find what your looking for here

>https://reallovesexdolls.com/

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>>731336354

>>731325230
>be an originalfag
>still seeing a post and being like WTF

Thanks /b/.

>>731337343
?

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>>731337537
You're quite welcome.

>>731338041
those are some exquisite tits. Very refined and elegant, truly a piece of art.

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>>731338341
Yeah.
They put a lot of work into these dolls.

>>731338542
Not as much as I would if i ever got my hands on one.

>>731338041
Whoever made that doll has no idea where nipples really are on tits that big.

>>731329512
Good evening, Tyrone.

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>>731325230
No they are not worth it. Wait 20-30 years and we will have VR porn that you can just plug into like the matrix.

Do they make corpse dolls? My wife wants to have sex with a dead girl. Her fantasy not mine. Not just a lifeless doll but one that looks really dead.

>>731339591
If I wanted to wait 20-30 years to have sex I'd just get myself into a loveless marriage

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>>731339678
That would probably have to be custom made

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>>731339591
>>731339761

>>731325230
It really depends on how damaged you are as a sexual being.

You need a really good imagination to make them pleasurable. What I mean by this is that they don't feel much different than fucking a beach ball with a wig glued onto it. The cleanup process isn't great either.