Prove you're not like the average 4channer

I am not a faggot and I get dubs everytime

>>731317242

I get trips every time, unlike this faggot

>>731317714
I get trips every time, unlike this faggot

I never get trips.

>>731317100
I don't have a girlfriend

lmao

>>731317100
I'm happily married, have a great job, and I'm only a tiny bit overweight.

>>731317100
I don't have to prove anything to you.

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I've spent way more time on reddit, I have a girlfriend, am not a virgin, and I'm only a little bit racist.

Pic related

>>731317995
Bullllllshiiiiit

I showered this month.

im hardcore ancap

>>731318040
>Warframe wiki

Anon I have some news for you.

I took a picture of my wife's breasts and posted on here without her knowing.

>>731317100
prove im not
>inb4 you cant

>>731318230
What is it doc?

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Nigger, we going far back.

im handsome, young, wear designer clothing, does lsd, play league

oh fuck

>>731317100
i left the house today and saw natural light

>>731318074
I also have a nice car live in an exotic location, and speak several languages.

>>731317100
but I am

its much harder to see girl boobs in real life

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i rent a house and have a girlfriend

>>731318099
Checkd

>>731318040
how do i into this chart?

>>731318726
It's an extension called web timer

No u

>>731317100
I have no idea what the average 4channer is/looks like because I hold out hope the people who actually post are just a vocal minority

I don't approve of racism

>>731318318
It seems you're the biggest neckbeard here.
(I mean this both as "the most" and "the fattest")

>>731318417
Shit i thought i was the only nigger here

>>731317242
>>731317714
>>731317813

This is how it's done faggots.

>>731319346
pleets zstop

>>731318914
I'm too scared to download this

>>731317100
I'm 20, a double major in college, in a frat, /fit/, my attractive 22 year old girlfriend is already lined up to make $100k oout of grad school and I'm in the process of preparing for the LSAT so I will be a lawyer.
Not a single friend of mine even knows what this website is, I don't know how I fit in here.

>>731319742
The undercover normie

>>731319742
Were you a faggot in your teens till you got your shit together?

I don't think people start using this during their happy times.

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>>731319165
I'm actually pretty average in weight, but uh... I did have an addiction

Pic related again

>>731319644
If it's still on the chrome store, then it's fine, because google are pretty careful with extensions.

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I'm over 30, married, with a full time job making 85K a year, and am not a total cocksucking faggot.

>>731319953
>total
hmmm

>>731320041
just a mild one

>>731319851
Yep in middle school and a lot of high school I was weird as fuck. Outgrew my acne and started trying to not be weird and honestly it wasn't as hard as I thought.

>>731319833
noice.

>>731319950
No, I mean that info will depress me.

>>731317100
I don't own a desktop.

>>731320161
It doesn't count from before you download it, so you can become a new man!

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>>731317100
I am a real biological female without any mental disorders.

Beat that faggots

Check em faggot

I'm 28, unemployed, skinny, long hair, not shaved for a couple months so have beard, single.

Fuck.

At least I'm not a fat fedora wearing neckbeard virgin who wanks to Chinese cartoons!

There's always someone worse than yourself :P

i first had sex as a teenager

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>>731320288
>I am a compulsive liar on the internet.

>>731319882
>Did have
>Last played less than a week ago

I have more news for you...

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>>731317100
i'm not racist or sexist but i AM a depressed, jobless, alcoholic beta virgin sooo... i'm mostly average

>>731320440
You're just mad because you didn't get dubs

>>731320518
>26/3
>Less than a week

I've got some news for YOU...

>>731320518
That's a 3, anon, and even then I didn't get past the launcher.

>>731320288
Society has gotten to such a point that /b/ is the most sane place to be found.

I am a gril

>>731320627
476 hours on the launcher?

I don't live at home

>>731320779
>476 hours on the lawn chair

But I am

>>731319644
If you have cookies enable then people already have your personal information. extensions like wot have been know to sell your personal information.

6 figure income and fucked over 25 good lookin women. Not gonna lie though I still can relate to you fags sometimes and it scares me that I might just go full blown /b/tard

I am a 19 year old virgin.
I have no goals in life
I have no skills
No career prospects either
I am slightly autistic and have few friends
I enjoy playing niche game and fapping to 2D women
I wouldn't exactly be mad if I got hit by a track tomorrow

Sorry to dissapoint you OP

>>731319953
30 years and only you generates 85k?
What a loser

>>731320835
>Doesn't live at home
>Not calling the house you own "home"

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>>731319882
Only 400hrs step it up man~
Here is my addiction.

Hitler was a very bad man and was incredibly wrong

>>731317100
I'm married. I'm autistic, but people seem to love me in a social setting for some reason. I don't fap to anime.

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>>731319346
Im too shiny for Quads

I do not masturbate thinking about traps

>>731320757
at what temperature do you cook hotdogs the best?

>>731320779
Launcher counts, yes, but I meant that last time I played I didn't get past the launcher. There was an update, so I went to play league instead.

I'm married

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Hello

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>>731321066
I got dubs at least thats a start

>>731321066
>implying you know what quads are

>>731320856
>Believing these lies
>Believing personal information collection is malicious in any way and not to specifically tailor your web experience to be as enjoyable as possible

Anon plz, tinfoil hats have been out of fashion since 01/01/2000

I have a full time job but live with my parents
I'm a virgin but not kissless
I have friends but I rarely see them

I am true neutral fag

>>731318435
grow up & do meth like a real man

>>731321165
Soz fam, but this faggot who chose to fuck the same woman till he dies (or till she has emotionally manipulated him enough) got us.
>>731321111

>>731317100
I like niggers

i didn't notice that you just got dubs

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>>731321111
>Witnessed

>>731320856
If you actually think this is true you're 110% neckbeard

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>>731320976
top kek

>>731321104
That... That's not any better. Probably should have left that part out actually...

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>>731321179

>>731321314
Nah, I emotionally manipulate her. It works for us. Well, for me at least.

>>731321097
between 450-600 degrees

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I am married , have 2 adult kids, and turn 55 next month

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>>731317100
I create content. It's shitposting content but it is content.

Attached is my handiwork from a /v/ thread a few days ago.

>>731317100
I played sports once...

>>731319644
yeah me too

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>>731321314
Fuck

Alabama has a real shot at winning three in a row after Nick's contract got extended through 2025. At this point there are no viable contenders in the SEC although blue chip schools from other conferences could pose a threat. It is unlikely that anyone will prevent Nick from catching and even surpassing the Bear as the greatest coach of all time.