Is Nye Qualified?

>>731309113
If trump is quilafied to be president then yes

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>>731309113
Fuck no. He's not wrong about a lot of the things he talks about (the gender issue made me want to kill myself, b t dubs), but the whole show feels cringey and forced. Dude obviously sold out to the higher ups to push their fucking identity politics bullshit.


Also I got into a fight with a friend on FB about it. They agreed it was over-the-top, but because our nation is fucking stupid they need to dumb it down for audiences.

Bullshit. No one ever needs to see Rachel Bloom rap about her vagina for 2 minutes. Also that ice cream segment makes the LGBT community look like a bunch of sluts pressuring someone to experiment sexually when they don't want to.


So fuck Bill Nye.

>>731309931
This. Though Nye has no fucking clue about climate science either, pushing that it's all an agreed upon census, and calling any skeptic stupid because they don't believe the narrative.

>>731309489
> No person except a natural born citizen, or a citizen of the United States, at the time of the adoption of this Constitution, shall be eligible to the office of President; neither shall any person be eligible to that office who shall not have attained to the age of thirty-five years, and been fourteen years a resident within the United States.
I think he qualifies.

>>731310458
The effects of increased CO2 on the atmosphere can be understood with nothing more than grade 12 chemistry. I do hope you will forgive Mr. Nye for thinking it's an open and shut case that excessive amounts of CO2 = bad.

>>731310185
What if (and bear with me here) they're both faggots??

>>731310458
I haven't seen his bit on climate change, but from what I've read he just talks down to the audience. I agree with him that climate change is a real fucking issue. And even if it isn't man-made, it's sure as hell not going to hurt cutting down on our emissions.
But not only the show itself, but the title of it just sounds fucking preachy and awful. "Bill Nye Saves the World"? Give me a fucking break, dude. Bill Nye is up there with Black Science guy as two of the biggest reddit-tier faggots to ever exist. And at least Tyson is an actual scientist.

>>731309113
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>>731310774
Nye, exists, yea he can be on tv

>>731311171
That's pretty much it.

Though whether he sucks at it is another question.

>>731310804
I'd link that video where he's on the autistic fox anchor's show, screeching like a madman when posed with the fact that "there is no credible study done on whether humans have a significant effect on CO2 emissions", but I'm pretty sure you've already seen it and just ignore that bit.

I'm pretty sure Dolph Lundgren also accepts the overwhelming evidence for man-made climate change.

>>731309113
I'm completely against the cuckolding lifestyle, but I would let Bill Nye fuck my bitch. Think that makes him qualified.

>>731310885
NDT isn't that bad of a dude, just knows how to incorporate entertainment and science together. Honestly wish the guy would make more of that show he did. The problem with Nye, is that he automatically resorts to "you're a science denier" when someone scrutinized the fact that nobody knows with any validity that humans are a significant source of CO2 emissions, and promotes a sliding carbon tax, not just for businesses, but for everyday people.

>>731310885
>And at least Tyson is an actual scientist.

kek'd.

what's is h-index again ?

>>731311682
But consider what happens when more CO2 is released from outside of the natural carbon cycle – by burning fossil fuels. Although our output of 29 gigatons of CO2 is tiny compared to the 750 gigatons moving through the carbon cycle each year, it adds up because the land and ocean cannot absorb all of the extra CO2. About 40% of this additional CO2 is absorbed. The rest remains in the atmosphere, and as a consequence, atmospheric CO2 is at its highest level in 15 to 20 million years (Tripati 2009). (A natural change of 100ppm normally takes 5,000 to 20,000 years. The recent increase of 100ppm has taken just 120 years).

>>731311902
I think that qualifies you to be a cuck

>>731312128
When did my credentials come into question?

>>731312051

Human CO2 emissions upset the natural balance of the carbon cycle. Man-made CO2 in the atmosphere has increased by a third since the pre-industrial era, creating an artificial forcing of global temperatures which is warming the planet. While fossil-fuel derived CO2 is a very small component of the global carbon cycle, the extra CO2 is cumulative because the natural carbon exchange cannot absorb all the additional CO2.

>>731310885
Out of curiosity, why dont you like Tyson? Ive always found his stuff at least enjoyable. just listening to him talk about stuff that he is clearly passionate about is pretty cool.

>>731309113

He's a scientist, but he's a science communicator first and foremost. You don't even need science qualifications for that. He's a mouthpiece, he's entertainment. He's "The Science Guy", not "Mr. Nobel Prize". Not sure what's so hard to understand about that.

>>731311769
There's overwhelming support among climate scientists, but not overwhelming evidence. There's a theoretical model and evidence of an overall rise of temperature, but it's almost impossible to empirically link it to man-made causes.

You're hurting the argument with these kind of lies.

>>731311965
>nobody knows with any validity that humans are a significant source of CO2 emissions

Are you kidding me, dude? It's one thing to deny that the global climate is changing, but you don't need to be a fucking science guy to know that pumping all that carbon into the atmosphere is bad in the long-run.

>>731309113
i'm studying chemical engineering and i'm like half a years worth of credits away from a double major in chemistry. its not difficult to get a BS in both.

>>731312128
This. He wants to be cucked by a cuck, making him the ultimate cuck.

>>731309113
Nye claims the earth is much older than 6 thousand years old when he wasn't there to see it created. But god was there and says its was only 6 thousand years ago. Which one of them would you believe?

The question isnt if Bill Nye is qualified to be a TV presenter. The question is are you qualified to watch media.

>>731312043
Dude has a doctorate in astrophysics.
Even if he is more a science advocate than anything, he's not just talking out of his ass.

>>731312537
Get God to debate Nye on a talk show, and I might believe

>>731312521
>cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck
(You)>>731312191

>>731312224
I don't have anything against him personally. I know that he's a smart motherfucker. I just find that the type of people who flock to him tend to be the people who 'like' "I Fucking LOVE Science" on FB. Those people are typically pretentious AF.

>>731312741
Furthermore, I did like a lot of what he did on Cosmos. He seems like a decent guy, I just think that his fanbase is cancer, that's all.

>>731310458
You. You are stupid. The sad fact is that you know it and willingly continue to be because you don't like a certain political identity and affiliation.

>>731312741
Did you know that if the world was 10 feet closer to the sun we would all burn up??

>>731312741
Ok, I gotchya, that makes sense. i didnt know if he started spouting out some weird stuff that i missed out on

>>731312741
"I fucking hate science" more accurately describes them.

>>731310185
Mike Rowe was also an opera singer. So gritty.

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>>731310185
Let me translate /b/ here for a sec, since the majority of talk is circle jerking, unfunny memes and constant autistic screeching.

We understand that both Mike Rowe and Bill Nye are show hosts, T.V personalities. We get and understand that. We also understand that both Bill and Mike do not write their own shows/dialouge and tend to have only minimal creative control. This is what made their shows good, their personality with someone else's writing. It what allows both shows to be engaging to viewers who haven't the faintest idea of what a trade job or a scientific idea is. It's good at teaching them is the point.

Bills new show on the other hand, is run by Bill. He has creative control, and unfourtantly, it shows that Bill is terrible. He doesn't understand what made his early show a success, he doesn't understand why people used to like him. Instead of being a fun way to engage an audience using jokes and humor, Bill now uses condescending tones, supplied with unfunny jokes and akward pauses when they don't land.

He ham fists his messages down your gullet until you either submit fully or vomit it back up. And he has very little "science" to back these parts up with, ergo people are mad.

Also
>Implying Mike Row doesn't put in work when he's on the T.V show

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>>731312922
Not that I know of. Let's hope he doesn't follow in Bill's footsteps and go full SJW.

>>731313054

Found the beta virgin

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>>731312911
that's stupid, please don't say things like that in public

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>>731309113
Bill nye is a fuckin faggot that should be hanged with the rest of the leftist cucks, I hope his new show run into the ground and he kills himself.

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>>731313192
precisely

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>>731310185
mike rowe > bill nye

mikes rants are logical. bill is a shill.

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>>731309113

>>731309113
Just wondering what "exponent" you're talking about. If we're going by "number of degrees," than 1^(any exponent)=1. By that logic, anyone with a BS is "exponentially more qualified" than Bill.
Maybe Dolph is "more than twice as qualified."

>>731312374
So similar to how humans caused the hole in the ozone layer, and since then, it has completely repaired itself? You don't get to claim something as truth without evidence. The fact is that there is no substantial scientific research into the effect of humanity's impact on CO2 emissions.

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>>731312051
>outside of the natural carbon cycle
>>731312205
>upset the natural balance of the carbon cycle.
Guys...
A population explosion of algae upset the natural balance of the carbon cycle. That algae died and decomposed in an unusual manner, and burning it is returning that carbon to the cycle. The past 20 million years are the only time in the history of the earth that the CO2 levels were *ever* below 400ppm.

There's nothing unnatural about the carbon that's locked in fossil fuels. It's no different from the carbon in wood aside from the fact that it's been locked out of the cycle for a few million decades.

>>731311242
He's been doing pretty good so far

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>>731315232
hahahaahahha

faggot shill. Did you see that travesty shit show gender dance thing. Fucking stupid as fuck.

I'd be embarrassed if I was a lib. It was fucking stupid.

>>731315232
>Has to resort to netflix to get a show made
>Most of the jokes fall flat
>Has a segment where a guy blames white people for the world's problems
>Politically charged episodes a laughable failure
Son, even legitimate LGBT's are saying the show is a fucking disgrace.

>>731315023
I glanced over this. What is it?

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>>731313335
>beta Virgin

>>731313335
Not an argument

>>731314541
wait, is that an actual quote from the show?

>>731315019
>So similar to how humans caused the hole in the ozone layer, and since then, it has completely repaired itself?

It is just starting to heal, and that is because we banned CFCs 30 years ago.

So --- it is proof that you are 100% wrong.

>>731312051
Goddamn; you have completely left out supervolcano eruptions as well as the amount of gas and shit from Rosie O'Donnels ass. Stupid fucker. Both are equally large carbon sources.

>>731313335

FOUND THE CUCK!
FOUND THE SHILL!
FOUND THE _______________.

Weaksauce, nigga. Weaksauce.

>>731312224
He is a nigger.

>>731315019
>>731315019
It makes sense that as CFCs phase out of the atmosphere—a process that can take 50 to 100 years—concerns about their environmental impacts do, too. But there’s a downside to the hole’s lower profile: The success story could make the public more complacent about other atmospheric emergencies, like climate change.

It was the fear about ozone depletion that mobilized one of the biggest environmental protection victories in recent memory. But while it’s easy to see why blind sheep are bad, gradual changes like those associated with CO2 emissions are harder to quantify (and fear). Also, the public may assume that since the issue of the ozone hole was “fixed” so quickly, it will be just as easy to address the much more complex, slow-moving problem of climate change.

Still, researchers like Johnson see the world’s mobilization around the ozone hole as a beacon of hope in a sometimes bleak climate for science. “The ozone hole is getting better, and it will get better,” says Johnson. It’s not every day a scientific horror story has a happy ending.


smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/ozone-

>>731316526
So CFC's, which have been around since the late 1800's, caused a hole in the ozone layer, that, since the ban 30 years ago, healed. Do you see the problem? There is a reason NOAA is not seen as credible by a large percent of the scientific community.

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>>731309931
So you destory friendships over something bill nye said? You are just as dumb as the liberal cucks

>>731314541
>science.png
Bill Nye never said anything about 58 genders and the fucking Kremlin is why Trump won

>>731316924
>NOAA is not seen as credible by a large percent of the scientific community

Wow - that is interesting - can you provide a citation?

Old fag here.. As a kid in the 70's headlines, politicians, scientists, all screaming, humans causing the next ice age we are all going to freeze to death. Snow Banks were 6 feet tall, school taught how to stay safe if they collapsed on us... Didn't pan out, the big 3 lost funding. Oh fuck come up with something quick.. GLOBAL WARMING.. We're all gonna burn to death ozone etc etc.. didn't pan out.. Of fuck now what... Let's cover everything I know.. CLIMATE CHANGE.. That way we're always right.. cause after all climate change is in layman's terms.. you ready for it... The Weather.. yeah now we can't be wrong.. give us our funding!!!!!

>>731317531
Lol keep repeating this, I'm sure it'll get you far.

>>731317535
>http://www.judicialwatch.org/press-room/press-releases/judicial-watch-sues-for-documents-withheld-from-congress-in-new-climate-data-scandal/

>>731309113
To be a science themed entertainer? Sure i don't see a problem there. It isn't like he's trying to publish papers or do any research.

>>731317626
agreed

literal oldfag here also

we just need a genocide/holocaust on liberals that will solve this brainwashed niggotry

>>731317181
Good one anon.

>>731316924
>Do you see the problem?

no - I'm pretty confident that the bulk of CFCs released were post 1960. Look I'm open to being wrong

>>731317626
same age - and that isn't how I remember things at all. it also makes sense that initial predictions might not be correct, or evolve over time. That is how science works. For you to think that climate change is a hoax is deliberately ignorant.

>>731317812
you linked to a judicial watch article talking about how amazing judicial watch is. I need something that talks about how a "large percentage" of the scientific community is not seen as credible. Which you aren't going to find.

At worst - WORST - they could have exaggerated the impact - but it doesn't change the science behind it.

Look - I would LOVE to be wrong ok? Who wouldn't want to keep burning nice cheap fossil fuel? You think I want to give up my car, or stop eating beef, or any of that shit? I want a nice safe world for my kids to grow up in. But pretending everything is ok doesn't serve anyone except the energy industry. The fucking coral reefs are dead. Our oceans are increasingly acidic. But I guess keep on pretending everything is ok.

>>731315023
>page is to big

>>731311682
I haven't seen the video, link please

>>731318126
nah you trumpcucks will be the ones up against the wall when the time comes. Your own govenment will crack down on you first, and we will get whatever is left.

>>731309113

A bachelors and masters in engineering makes you an engineer not a scientist. Engineering is an applied field. Depending on how loosely you're defining science neither of them are scientists because they aren't conducting real research, but in that respect the person with a masters is more capable to perform research so Lundgren still gets the edge. Regardless, they're both bright individuals with good degrees from good schools. What's the problem again? You're mad you're still living with your mom or what?

>>731309113
He's not scientist he's actor with a degree. We need science communicators and he's done fairly good in the past we had some credibility. Its a shame that any respect or credibility it had is gone. I hope the money was fucking worth it.

>>731316924
here ya go

http://www.popsci.com/regardless-house-science-committee-claims-noaa-scientists-probably-didnt-manipulate-climate-records#page-4

>>731318126
sooner you are dead the better. can't wait till you get cancer and don't have any healthcare lol.

>>731312051
OK bit what about diffusion? A small amount of particles escape our atmosphere back into space and the higher concentration of something you have the faster it escapes

>>731318742
>Reply
go have some vanilla sex faggot

why would they lie about climate change?
who benefits from made u claims that the climate is changing?
Its not like the scientists are gonna run out of science to do if climate change was false however if it is true their are many wealthy powerful groups (car manufacturers, oil companies etc.) that would have a vested interest in suppressing any information about it

>>731318447
>You linked a judicial watch article talking about amazing judicial watch is
It's a link talking about the lawsuit they filed against NOAA for rushing a scientific study, withholding information on data collection but still publishing said study, and when they finally DID give the information, showed that NOAA manipulated resorts, which, as per the scientific process, completely invalidates the entire study. This isn't even the only scandal they've been involved in. There was the climategate shit where they manipulated data gathering and didn't use an unbiased control sample.

>>731318807
Shame that when they finally answered the subpeona, it showed that they manipulated the data gathering.

>>731317531

>Kremlin is why Trump won

You still believe this, huh? Do you also believe in chemtrails and 9/11 being an inside job?

>>731319141
The immediate and obvious answer would be that some people who are politically motivated scientists (See: Bill Nye) usually call for a sliding carbon tax on both private and public entities.

>>731310458
Hope you're trolling. If not you're pretty stupid.

>>731318447

>The fucking coral reefs are dead.

Did you hear that? That was the sound of any shred of credibility you had left spiraling down the shitter. Thanks for playing!

>>731309113
Dolph has all the screen appeal of a rotten turnip. Man could be the smartest dude ever and unquestionably answer the meaning of life, but no one's going to care unless he sciences himself up some charisma.

Nye at least has a bit of charisma and some stage presence. Fuck, pretty sure Oprah doesn't have much in the way of science bachelors and shit, but she says shit and people believe her.

>>731319728

For that matter, so does Pat Robertson.

>>731317531
The electoral college is why he won, Russia impact is not immaterial but was extremely limited and not even remotely close to what the democrats are claiming. Even if Russia is responsible or leaking those emails. The content of those emails are what ruined Hillary's chances of winning. All you have to do is read those emails to have a legitimate reason why she didn't deserve the office of the presidency.

>>731309113
Blonde is stupid stereotype sure is cringeworthy, isn't it? Lol
Then again, Dolph is german so his brain and mentality are top notch. Who knows, perhaps his great grandfather or someone is his family was a nazi genius back then. Also, it's not fair to compare him and Bill because Dolph is alpha, not a push over bookworm.

Yes, someone that works in a field of science with a degree that required an extensive knowledge of physics and chemistry is a scientist.

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>>731317181
Friendships? with a cuck, fuck you bitch, if a friend of mine goes cuck then is not my friend anymore. Yes be happy i fall for your bait like a little fuck.

Would amaze me to know what you lot would fight about if you knew just how little eeeeeeeeverybody outside the states doesn't give a single shit and has never even heard of a Billy Nie

>>731320986
Who gives a fuck about people that are outside of the Unites States? I don't.

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>>731310185
A: he made a sundial for the rover. It's more of a "hey, you got to build something for the rover" type of thing. Slightly more impactful than putting your name on the card and saying a gift is from "both of us".

but B: I don't disagree with the science of his show. But the gender thing wasn't science. I applaud his science advocacy. I'm glad he's addressing the hard facts about climate change. But there's no science behind any of that episode. There's nothing to back it up, short of pop psychologists spouting feel-good bullshit..

Theres a condition called Body Identity Integrity Disorder. It's where someone doesn't feel like they should have a foot or a leg or an arm or a hand or something. Their brain just doesn't accept it should be there. Many patients have asked physicians to cut off the appendage, but no reputable or ethical surgeon would ever amputate a healthy limb.

However, in the case of transexuals, because the gay community cried and screamed and protested the DSM board in the 70's to get homosexuality and transexualism taken off as a mental illness, they will take essentially the same disorder and say it's okay to surgically mutilate genitals/give synthetic hormones so you can approximate the other gender.

And now, gender is a "spectrum". It's as much of a part of Science as Phrenology.

>>731310804
You're fucking stupid.

In the 70s, the same 'scientists' thought the world would go into 'global cooling' which would bring about the extinction of the human race. Want to fancy a guess what was causing it? CO2... which, unlike in the global warming hypothesis, CO2 was thought to be a natural deflector of solar radiation --- less radiation, less heat.

At least that theory had more evidence behind it, with slight cooling from the 40s-70s...

Then fast forward a decade, and now 'actually, it's CO2 causes warming'...

So much for relying on your grade 12 chemistry, you fucking nitwit...


See what you fucking idiots don't understand is, this 'global problem' has only one solution... and it's a 'global solution'. This means, in the attempts to 'save humanity as we know it' (from a simple <1f 'global' rise in temperatures --- something that is hotly debated and disputed), nations must lose their sovereignty and a 'one world' governing body must be made to enforce global laws. The very governments that have been fully unaccountable, corrupt, and untruthful will conglomerate into one of the most totalitarian and tax hungry entities ever created.

All because of fucking idiots like you that assume global warming is real because of 'grade 12 chemistry'.

Please, fuck off and die.

>>731309113
i didn't know you needed a qualification to be a "science guy"

>>731313054
This nigger gets it

>>731322195
Wow, that spun out of control quickly. Didnt see that coming...fucking loony.

>>731322485
You do to make decisions involving the public.

>>731309113
Show us on the doll where Bill Nye touched you, /pol/.

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>>731322195
Not a single sentence in this post is true. Not even the parts about "grade 12 chemistry".

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>>731322195

I don't totally disagree, but man you're a chatty bitch.

>>731309113
I'm pretty sure that both of these men serve as proof that having an advanced degree in a STEM field is fucking worthless compared to an entertainment career.

>>731322707
He doesn't make decisions. He goes on TV and gives his opinion about shit. He's not making laws or anything. Are you retarded?

>>731320986
I'm not in the US either and even I know about Bill Nye the Science Guy.

Problem is, much as I hate to say ut, the US is culturally dominant through much of the world. I turn on the TV and I can guarantee at least 70% of the shit on there is produced in America or influenced by American TV.

Right now we're getting shitty letters from North Korea because there's American troops on our soil. And we can't kick them out because of fuckin treaties and trade agreements.

So yeah... people in America start saying shit, start claiming gender is a spectrum or that eye rape is a prosecutable offence, you'd best start caring. Cos once that shit gets accepted there, its going to be exported and then there'll really be fuck all you can do about it.

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>>731314541

>Bullshit.

<---- "this is why I won"

>>731309113

>BS..., Stockholm

Bullshit. There were no Bachelor/Master Degrees in Europe outside of Great Britain at the time.

>>731309113
Yeah let's just ignore all of his patents and actual career work. 20 years at Boeing and several patents which are still in use mean nothing next to a couple of undergrad degrees!

Y'all niggas retarded.

>>731309113

I heard Nye molested Ahmed the clock boy.

>>731309329

t. Science Guy Fan Club

>>731323810
Looks like they eat their feelings.

>>731315232
his new show is garbage it's nothing but a cricle jerk without focusing on what age group he wants to aim the show at. the pacing is shit. and apart from very few interesting experiments, he does nothing to prove his side of the argument but just expects you to side with him on next to nothing but his word.

it's a complete fucking mess well beyond the sex junk fiasco.

>>731309113
He is qualified to wear a bow tie and be an arrogant prick

>>731323810

Boo hoo. People who pay all the taxes still get to vote!

>>731324346
Oh yeah but what about.... your're a libtard! Ha, I showed you.

>>731324938
I know an ex con. He pays all his taxes. He doesn't get to vote.

>>731323051
He tried to make decisions, moron.

>>731322707
>You do to make decisions involving the public.
Trump isn't qualified to wipe my ass and he seems to be making quite a lot of decisions involving the public.

>>731309113
Only Bill Nye can save the world !!
That's what Morgan Freeman said....

>>731309113
No

>>731319402
not into politics but wasnt believing in conspiracys more of a republican thing?

>>731315023

*slow clap*

>>731323295
Why are non-Americans so exposed to such information?

>>731309113
Nye isn't called a scientist. Neither is your science teacher.

You don't have to be a scientist to teach science.

>>731328642
I dunno. I know more about Trump than Turnbull from the media.

Its just part of globalisation and marketing. Some of our ads are even American and dubbed over with Aussie accents. The US dollar is the basis of the world economy, if the US$ falls, we go with it.
Hell, my niece says some words with an American accent thanks to TV and lazy arse parenting.

It shits me, but America is everywhere. There's no escaping it. Even been to Japan and they pretty much worship American products and media there. Dunno how it happened, but it happened.

>>731310894
holy fuck I laughed too hard

>>731309113
hus qualifications are growing....(looks at computer screen and adjusts glasses) exponenti-ti-ally

>>731309113
Bill Nye "only" has mech eng, but his full time primary profession has been scicomm since then. It's not like he got his degree and went into stasis or worked for Walmart for the last 40 years.

You fucking DUMB fuck retards

He is not a scientist.
He's The Science Guy.

DUH.

>>731329550
Interesting. I have always assumed America was totally foreign to other places. Apparently not.

>>731309113
>exponentially
>1 to the power of any positive number
Think real hard. Just try.

>>731322020
On a fun side note, Phrenology did introduce the concept of localization, although the concept as we know it today was refuted for the next hundred years BECAUSE it was introduced by the pseudoscience Phrenology.

>>731322020
In that gender is a social construct, yes it's a spectrum.

If we're talking about sex, it's still a spectrum. XX with vagina and XY with penis are not the only combinations.

>>731314541
Kek

>>731330441
It is in a lot of ways.
I know what the media shows me. We can't get enough of yankee sitcoms, so I assume most of your inner city inhabitants live together in apartments surrounded by somewhat zany neighbours while spending very little time at work and many, many hours in little coffee shops which never have queues for service.
I know that's bullshit, but we see a lot of that. And Trump. My God did we see a lot of fuckin Trump.....
Even I'm starting to worry about those freeloading, job stealing, Dora-fucking bastards and I've never actually seen anyone from Mexico.

>>731317531
Lol, no. I'm not Trump supporter but Russians had little to nothing to do with it unless you're suggested they hacked voting booths and paid off the electoral college, neither of which are the story. We all know that presented with contrary evidence we strengthen our resolves. It's basic psychology.

Trump won because he was raucous, charismatic, loud, spoke to the primal fears the dems have been ignoring for the past 8 years, and kept basic language skills to "everything me and mine do is the best. everything my opponent does is the worst and they never accomplished anything."

And to pit against this, the DNC decided to put up hillary fucking clinton, thinking that she stood a shit's chance against the current mood of republicans towards the Clintons. If the popular vote tells you anything, almost anyone else would have won against Trump.

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I think you can trust everything Bill Nye says, he's a great American and I respect him.

What is even happening

>>731331631
>inner city inhabitants
These are the worst Americans for the most part, but you're right, that pretty much is how they spend their time.
>Even I'm starting to worry about those freeloading, job stealing, Dora-fucking bastards and I've never actually seen anyone from Mexico.
You're smart enough to realize that America has too much potential to waste away helping parasites. If we do help other nations and people, it should be those that deserve it.

>>731332795
> Realise America has too much potential

Nah. The opposite. Our media spent a lot of time reporting Trump's many, many gaffes and foot-in-mouth twitter posts. I'm pretty sure you guys are either going to get back on top of the world again or end up completely and utterly fucked.

Unfortunately, my country finds itself strapped into the back seat with the doors locked and no idea how the fuck it got there. You guys do good, everything will be gravy. You guys do bad, we're fucked right alongside you.

>>731309113
Nice try DOD shill, ya it's me.

>>731333719
To me it has nothing but potential. Presidents are temporary, and the rest of the world is too dependent on us to desire us to collapse.

>>731334645
I dunno. You guys collapse and we'll head on over to Asia. No idea why we aren't more prominent there, to be honest... we can't outproduce them in anything but food, but we've got better high-skill labour we could export. And our advertisers aren't idiots... you seen asian ads? They are fucking retarded and can trigger epileptic fits.

But they ask for more than America. As trade partners, you guys are pretty chill. Or were... waiting to see how the new president handles things. He's already had to apologize to our PM once and our guy is bit of a bitch when it comes to shit like that.

>>731335440
Good luck assimilating into Asian culture. I myself would rather die. It is the most boring, pointless culture of all time.

>>731310804
Accept that Bill Nye and dumb fucks like you don't know that in terms of radiative absorption, the atmosphere is already saturated and doubling the co2 has increasingly negligible effects on the climate. It's logarithmic relationship you collissal idiot. Plus the more than obvious fact that you morons don't know that CO2 concentration follows temperature. So go fuck yourself with this garbage you and the fucking libtard media spouts of about on a regular basis. Learn how to understand science you stupid fuck, or stfu.

>>731336004
I don't mind. They have sushi and rice and are half-American anyway and a lot of the chicks under 23 are easy and fuckable as. Fucked if I'm learning the language though...

>>731336812
You would most likely grow tired of their food the same way you would grow tired of their women, because their women all look the same, for the most part. And their culture makes no sense.

>>731309489
kek

>>731310185
Rowe just shows interesting manual labor jobs on his show, how is that anything like what Shill Nye is doing?

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>>731309113
They're both smart guys. So what?

Sushi + young, easy-to-fuck girls + half-American = Asia

Couldn't agree more, anon

>>731338489
>They're both smart guys
Wrong
>So what?
A degree does not make somebody qualified. That's the point.

>>731320302
Dude he's from Sweden and is therefore Swiss. Lurn2geography faggit. And remember Sweden is like the France of Europe, because they are a bunch of surrender monkeys too.

>>731320302
Who's to say all bookworms have to be sissies? I've known many sissies that never read an entire book in their life, and were totally illiterate.

>>731339117
Swede, not Swiss.
You must be Murican, geofag

College Education means jack shit

what really matters is the pursuit of learning, and science. Bill Nye is more qualified than me to teach, so ill let him teach me about science

>>731340134
Just don't expect to learn much.

>>731309113
/pol/'s ongoing quest to redpill sheeple

I feel like he is qualified. The Bill Nye Saves the World show kind of annoys me because they just have him there for comic relief half the time and it makes him look like an idiot if you don't know any better. From what I have seen from him in other stuff he seems like a legitimately intelligent person and I agree with the stuff about climate change and shit. Ignorance needs to stop being in control of society.

>>731339823
Um, excuse me, but do not "correct" me on my country's internet ever again.

>>731339823
Sweden is one of the most pointless faggot countries in the world.

>>731322195
You're a fucking Moron, a theory such as the cooling if it ever was a theory being wring doesn't mean that climate change is false. Scientists start with a hypothesis and build from there. In the case of climate change it takes a long time to study the effect of something on the entire planet. Climate change is a pretty simple fact to understand if you actually read the science behind it. Fuck watch a YouTube video if that's simpler. Scientists create a theory from a hypothesis, test it, and repeat those tests with different variables to ensure the same result. Climate change is a fact, humans are increasing the amount of green house gasses in the atmosphere in turn heating the planet by trapping heat. It's a fact, take your tinfoil elsewhere.

>>731341143
you lost your internet and soon you will lose your country

>>731337391
That's cool. No culture makes sense to someone who doesn't understand it and the food will of course get boring... until I get creative and start putting that shit on pizzas.

As for the women... I have a form of prosopagnosia. Literally everyone looks the same to me without a reference. I couldn't tell you what my mother looks like unless I'm actually looking at her or a photo.

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>>731341143
your country sucks
enjoy the contempt

>>731342690
Honorary doesn't really count for shit. Nick Cave got an honorary degree for fuck sake... Nick Fucking Cave. I love the guy, but come on.

But yeah, Nye's had a Hell of a career and he's good at dumbing down science and explaining it in a way that the layman can understand. That's a pretty valuable skill in science.

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>>731342690
Keep drinking that kool-aid, bud.

>>731309113
He knows more than a large percentage of people on here. This guy got me into science. He has my respect. But... Bob Vila can't build a house. There's your story.

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>>731315682
i dont care about this argument
but saying "resort to netflix" is actually the dumbest thing ever, its more popular than cable now

>>731309113
Bill Nye isn't a scientist, he's just some guy trying to get kids interested in it and not be anti-intellectual retards.

>>731343677
>anti-intellectual retards.
Sound familiar?

I'm sure Bill Nye takes it up his ass.

>>731309113
Cornell's a lot better than Washington State, tbh fam. And Dolph left college in the middle of that fulbright fellowship to do some oildrilling.

I'm out of the loop here.

Why the sudden hate against Bill Nye?

>>731344131
fags are being told by their conservative overlords that man made global warming is a hoax, so not having any real argument against it, they attack the messenger

>>731309113
Bill Nye is a fuckwit who sold out. Interesting times, if we can find out who is influencing the show we might be able to find out who's responsible for pumping out this relativist dogma into society.
Through the looking glass so to speak...

>>731310804
You retards did this shit with light bulbs until everyone discovered LED's save a butt-ton of money. Now you toothless faggots think petroleum lobbyists are telling you the truth about the climate better than the majority of scientists on the planet. Let it go. Petroleum will be over soon enough.

>>731309113
Bill Nye is known because he's a spokes person, not a scientist.

also, Dolph Lundgren didn't graduate from Washington state university.

https://timeline.wsu.edu/timeline/dolph-lundgren/

>>731309113
I'm sure he's qualified, but I don't think I can respect him anymore. He was cool watching the VHS tapes in like 1st grade, but after becoming irrelevant to the point that he just started debating Theists on television in some attempt to convince them that their lives are worthless I don't think I'll find him all that great in the new show.

You don't even need to be qualified to talk about science you fucking troglodytes, the point of science is that it's fucking verifiable and corroborated a thousand fucking times. Any fucking literate nigger is qualified to talk about fucking proven science fact and even have opinions on what the fuck it means because that's all the fuck the show is.

>>731309113

alt right getting desperate, at this rate you will be the best of memes in a few years

you witnessing trump getting elected is the best you will ever feel you pol fags

keep posting BLACKED baits, it is less desperate

>>731309113
That moment doesn't exist.
Bill Nye is a thousand times smarter and knowledgeable than that punching bag.

>>731345623
This!

>>731344131
Trumptards and their ilk who trust a lying con-man over someone who is intelligent and willing to take on petrochemical-paid liars

>>731343903
Same back to ya, moron.

Liked his shows when I was in 6th grade.
Now he acts like a super shill. Calling everyone downs if they don't eat GMOs because "one of these apples is modified and one isn't, but I can't tell the difference by looking"

>>731315157
>There's nothing unnatural about the carbon that's locked in fossil fuels.

Has anyone ever argued otherwise? Of course the carbon itself is natural. It's the way it's being used is what people are arguing about.

>>731341718
... Ok, I'll bite.
By what experiment did they test their hypothesis? And what were their reproducible results?

Go ahead, I'll wait.

>>731313054
Was Bill's show really a success? How much of a hit can you really be on public broadcasting? The only time people ever really watched him was during class when they'd roll out that TV.

Let's be real, the only reason people liked it was because some bullshit nostalgic longing.

>>731344131
He's running for president.

>>731349179
> Hypothesis
Man is making the earth hotter by releasing carbon into the atmosphere

> experiment
Scientists burnt some coal, essentially compressed carbon.

> conclusion
It got hotter

Science is fun. Science lets you burn shit without getting arrested.

>>731315023
I will never not read the entire thing and save it everytime i see this

>>731349752
america also lets you burn shit without getting arrested.

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>>731309113
this is /b/

nobody posting here is qualified to speak on the qualifications of anyone outside of /b/. You may as well ask a group of chimps

>>731349835
Only if you're in the military and that shit isn't on American soil. Then you get to burn all the shit(skin) you want

>>731309113
>think you're being clever about science
>misusing the word exponentially

Bill Nye is an exponentially better actor than Dolph Lundgren, so he is exponentially more qualified to be a television scientist.

>>731349961
nah, we all have that right here. maybe not in the city.

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Man, who let all the fucking NEEERDS on /b/ tonight?

>>731350079
I'm pretty sure it's a figure of speech. Although, I personally would have chosen a different word.

I remember when Al Gore made the claim in his movie "An Inconvenient Truth" that global warming was "settled science". He also made several dire predictions based on that "settled science". People quoted that movie to support the "settled science".

You may notice that nobody quotes that movie anymore.
I wonder why that is?

>>731316118
No. It's MADE up bs for the sake of the meme

>>731349955
>nobody posting here is qualified to speak on the qualifications of anyone outside of /b/. You may as well ask a group of chimps
I asked a group of chimps if you were qualified to speak on the qualifications of /b/ to speak on the qualifications of anyone outside of /b/.

They said you were a faggot.

>>731339090
>a degree, a measure of qualification in the job market and real world, does not make someone qualified

Try justifying that viewpoint when the guy performing your surgery is some fucktard that feels like being a heart surgeon today.

How can you be this retarded?

>>731351303
>I don't understand something so I accept whatever anecdotal bullshit fits my comfortable worldview, and I will discredit others to myself to prove myself right.

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>>731351678
Yeah, that sounds like something you do regularly, faggot.

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>>731351883
>"b-b-bu you m-made a mistake!"
>Whips out fallacy chart
>"L-look at all the rules you're breaking!"

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>>731351610
>try justifying that viewpoint when the guy performing your surgery is some fucktard that feels like being a heart surgeon today
You're only proving my point. The same applies to some fucktard that feel like being a scientist all of a sudden. I'm saying a mere degree does not qualify somebody. I'm pretty certain any person with average intelligence could get at least one degree. But of course credentials are important. I'm with you on that.

>>731352137
Yeah, you're cool, Snowflake.

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>>731352322
>"Snowflake"
>Ad Hominem Fallacy
>MFW

>>731352322
Yeah you totally showed him! I bet hes super upset you called him a snowflake!

>>731352294
Define scientist.

>>731322195
Ocean absorbs 90% of heat and has seen a 1.7° change

>>731352519
A person whose observations and predictions, about the physical world, are capable of being demonstrated and confirmed by experiment.

>>731352455
Actually, I now know a lot about him. Personality, education, family life, etc.
Absolutely fits the snowflake profile.
Don't you, Snowflake?

>>731309931
omg thank you. Finally someone on the same page, preach brother

>>731310774
Congrats on being technically right. You're fucking stupid, but also technically right

>>731331307
Indeed and deviations from the standard XX female and XY male are rightfully called "Disorders of Sexual Development"

>>731352913
>>>731352519 (You)
>A person whose observations and predictions, about the physical world, are capable of being demonstrated and confirmed by experiment.

So what part of that does Bill Nye not meet?

>>731322195
Ever wonder why your car gets to be so hot in the summer? Greenhouse effect. Enough CO2 and Methane and similar effects begin to occur. Pair that up with massive deforestation efforts and you're basically left with global warming. Similar to the effects we see on Venus.

>>731354035
The part where his opinions can be verified and confirmed by experiment.

>>731309113
>scientist says something i like
"HE KNOWS WHAT THE FUCK HES TALKING ABOUT!"
>scientist says something i dont like
"HES NOT A REAL SCIENTIST!!! I HAVE PROOF"

every
fucking
time

>>731322195
>Meme Meme Meme or funny meme

For real tho, science changes with emerging evidence and we are doing the best we can for what we have and what we have now is a much clearer picture than in the 40's.

Nice try attempting to use "evidence" from almost 80 years ago.

>>731354279
To which opinions do you refer?

>>731322195
>Not only totalitarian, but with TAXES too!!!
>tax is almost as bad as a brutal totalitarian state a priori
>implying

Fucking burgers, man.

>>731354482
On what determines gender, anthropogenic global warming, (and the exact extent that humans influence) the precise age of the earth - we should become more and more precise.

>>731354820
All of that is testable. Hell, the last two already have been using science that we know works because we have relativistic technology like sattelites. It's going to be true no matter what comfortable explanations you choose to accept.

>>731355219
>comfortable explanation
That's a laugh. Neither makes me particularly uncomfortable. There is still debate about the precise quantification of these last two things.

>>731355561
Alright, you can't just say "urrr needs more precision" when all contemporary, peer reviewed material using the latest methodologies of dating that have grounds in quantifiable applied sciences have all pointed to a rough estimate initially that has gotten more and more precise as evidence has emerged.

What do you want, for God to literally appear before you and say "eeyup, that's how it be"?

>>731355965
I don't know why you would bring up god. Every great scientist or thinker is a skeptic who desires more and more information. 100 years from now we could look like neanderthals compared to the information that will be available.

>>731356311
So you're a great scientist Huh?
>le what makes your opinions valid?

>>731356706
I never said I was a great scientist or even a scientist. I was making an observation on what most likely describes a great one.

Are /b/tards qualified to judge that?

g https://youtu.be/qXTmAkJKikI

>>731309113
Just because he doesn't have the cool papers shouldn't mean he can't know things.

Sure he's not a scientist but he's well educated in scientifics.

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>>731310185
So Nye is really this guy...