dubs

>>731303568
You like creampies?

>>731303755
kek

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>>731303755
WEW

I meant the dessert, you sick fuck

>>731303905
I wonder how she'll respond lol

What about anal fisting?

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This is my dad he raped me

>>731303568
I know where you live

8=====D O: <---- this is ur mouth i fuck it with my dangger

>>731304325
ok

>>731304482
ironically not funny

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we are littty

Listen to me, young lady. What I am going to do is unseen. I'm going to attack your asshole like no one has ever done before. I'm going to stick my nose so far up your butthole, I'm going to snort out your poop. Tomorrow. I will. Rape you.

>>731304125
roll

>>731304820
Let's go get some froyo together

>>731304820
"sorry, my dog hacked my phone"

Hey, I didn't download tinder for you, I didn't put your photos and I didn't force you to swap right, so how about you stop being a bitch and answer the damn question.

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>>731304944
ofndj

>>731304944
wasted dubs
if dubs: do you like traps?

>>731305176
I'm here to chew bubblegum and eat ass, and I'm all out of ass

Sorry, my asshole friend took my phone.
Let's start again, do you like creampies?

I like to drink sink water sometimes.

Oh, before you make any decisions, do you like traps? Im asking because I am one.

Do you hate jews?

>>731305429
reroll

>>731305176
Did you know Niggers can gain magic powers by raping pygmies?

>>731305486
reroll

>>731305176
Now I googled ofndj

>>731305176
...then creampies

>>731304325
Stop posting this shit you homo

>>731305553
reroll PLEASE

>>731305514
rerolling

I am thirsty, can I suck your left titty?

i am not a nigger

Will you be my dad?

You can taste my froyo after baby.

>>731305881
Roll

>>731305859
Reroll

>>731305881
Reroll

Trump will make Palestine Israel again.

>>731305881
Rolll

Are you still there op

>>731305881
Please....

>>731305881
Fucking dubs now. I cant be arsed waiting.

>>731305881
Rip

I screenshot this conversation then post it on 4chan

>>731305176
I'm sorry I'm having a couple of seizures right nearaijer34ji3r

>>731306130
Rip OP

>>731306113
Roll

>>731305881
Rollllll

>>731305881
CMON JESUS HELP US GET THIS DUB

>>731305881
Dub

>>731304325
>This is my dad he raped me
I'm her dad and YEAH I DID
would recommend

>>731305881
Roll

>>731305881
Roolll yoi cunt

>>731306288
Yes

>>731306288
Winrarrr

>>731306288
THANK YOU JESUS

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What about long walks on the beach after creampies?

>>731305881
I'll roll for this

>>731306288
winrar

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>>731305881
>>731306288
djxjcd

And by froyo i mean my penis

>>731306604
reroooll

>>731306604
ROLL TO THE MAX

Wanna know the difference between matter and essence?

Please respond ;_;

I practised meme wizardry since i'm nine, today i am able to destroy a stick with my head

>>731306604
Rollo pollo

>>731306490
A friend told me this lines are get the girls wet everytime. Is it working with you?

>Inb4 unmatch

>>731306604
Seminal fluids* fucking dumbass

>>731306490
Sorry for the rude messages, my dad stole my phone and messed around on my tinder.

I'd genuinely like to have a conversation with you & get to know you a bit. Tell me, you like creampies?

>>731306604
REROOLL

This is a waste of dubs
Regards.

i want to be meryl's little baby tampon boy. i want to turn into a little crying baby and then suck on her breasts. her magic breast milk would turn me into a little baby tampon boy. she would stick her hoo-hoo and i would wait with anticipation spouting little baby goo-goo ga-gas waiting for her to bleed all over me. i want to feel her marissa blood inside my little goo-goo ga-ga baby tampon body. i want to absorb her hoo-hoo juies inside my little baby tampon boy body and goo-goo ga-ga like a little rolly-polly baby boy. it would be orgasmic to know i am one with her hoo-hoo marissa blood and i would giggle and goo-goo ga-ga and yelp with little baby boy excitement as i roll around in her marissa hoo-hoo and revel in her red juices, slurping them into my soft little baby tampon boy goo-goo ga-ga body. then i want her to pull me out and squeeze and wring my little baby tampon boy body so that her marissa hoo-hoo blood and juices spill all over her marissa face. it would hurt and i would scream in pained goo-goo ga-gas as pain envelops my little baby tampon boy body until i reach full climax and turn back into grown human man.

>>731307264
REROLL

>>731307264
Roll

>>731307264
Rolling for this

If you want I can also glace your froyo with my special glace, if you know what I mean.

>>731307344
Yess

>>731307344
kek

>>731307264
We need this

I'm sorry, a friend took my phone and was trying to joke around. He's really immature, so I don't know why I still hang around with him. Your picture is really nice and I'd like to get to know you a little better. Would you be interested in meeting up for a bite to eat? Maybe afterwards we could visit an animal shelter and volunteer to play with the little pups and kits for a while to help them forget their life isn't guaranteed and they may be put to sleep at any moment if they don't get adopted. Maybe we could sneak away and get into the prescription room and steal some Ketamine, take it and then fuck on a pile of carcasses from animals that weren't cute enough for anyone to save. We could slice one up and use its blood as lube when I thrust my cock into your little shit hole. Hit me up soon!

>>731307434
Kek

My froyo comes in like a yo-yo straight into your face just like when I got maced.

>>731307264
ROLLLLLL FUCKING ROLLL

>>731307434
Re-roll

>>731307521
Roll

>>731307521
this is really bad and you should feel bad.

>>731307434
Definite roll.

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>>731307344
jdndjdjdn

>>731307264
rolling

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>>731307264
GET DUBS!

>>731307691
faggot

>>731307434
YAASSSS

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>>731307655
WINRAR!

>>731307655
Winrar

>>731307655
kek

>>731307655
You cunt

Hello my fellow sirs and madams, I am a newcomer to this internet forum. *Gives you a complementary upvote as a token of friendship*. My name is niceguyplzdontfriendzone1, but you can call me a Gentleman and a Scholar. As you can see I am very sophisticated and classy, that's why I came here, to meet other classy people like me. :) I'm 13 years old (I'm very mature for my age though!!) I like to watch Cosmos with Carl Sagan with my girlfriend (that's right I have a GIRLFRIEND, sorry ladies :P ), its our favorite TV show because it is so classy and intellegent! She's classy to of course but we want to meet more classy people! :) As they say, a Gentleman can never be to popular! Anyways, I hope to meet alot of sophisticated gents and ladies here so please don't hesitate to respond (or PM me ladies ;) ). I bid you fellow my brethren as I go off to other great endeavors (me being classy again haha).
Till our grand paths cross again,
-A Gentleman and a Scholar

>>731307691
Faggot

>>731307655
well then

>>731307655
winrar

>>731307655

Do it.

>>731307744
This after?

>>731307691
You fagget

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>>731307655

Oof

>>731307646
Are you stupid or just can't spell

If you were my girl I'd totally let other guys fuck you ; )

i wanna zongo doozo bongo boozle your bango zoozle

>>731307989
Rip me

>>731307989
Reroll

Miss u.

>>731308056
Dammit Reroll

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jdnfnjc

lemme put baby in your slimy pusy

>>731308084
Fuck I'm getting so close, one last time pls reroll

OP and everyone in this thread is a worthless niggerfaggot. You all deserve a horrible death

>>731308133
lol

>>731308221
rolling

>>731308133
Holy guacamole

>>731308133
Fucking kek

>>731308221
Roll

K bye

>>731308221

rel

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>>731308221
re-roll

>>731308221
Rollerino

Here's the thing. You said a "queef is a fart." Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that. As someone who is an Alabama redneck who studies farts, I am telling you, specifically, in Alabama, no one calls queefs farts. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing. If you're saying "fart family" you're referring to the gastronomic grouping of flatulence, which includes things from shit bubbles to tear-assers to Alabama mweep-mwoppers. So your reasoning for calling a queef a fart is because random people "call the ass ones farts?" Let's get diarrhea and bloodfarts in there, then, too. Also, calling someone a Newfoundlander or a gassy person? It's not one or the other, that's not how gastronomy works. They're both. A queef is a queef and a member of the fart family. But that's not what you said. You said a queef is a fart, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the fart family farts, which means you'd call piss, the runs, and other waste removal processes farts, too. Which you said you don't. It's okay to just admit you're gassy, you know?

>>731308221
Get

>>731308067

fuckin roll

>>731308411

ah shit

I drink cat semen

>>731308221
Roll for this

U mad bro?

>>731308400
>>731308411
>>731308422
K

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dubs picks new victim

>>731308411
Oh

>>731308156
rollin

>>731308422
ez pz

>>731308558
Alana definitely

>>731308558
>those messages

Christ what the fuck

>>731308558
carly

>>731308558
Leila

>>731308558
easily alana

>>731308558
Danielle

Alana

>>731308558
Alana

>>731308767
Reroll

>>731308558
Hasta la vista

Danielle

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>>731308558
contd

>>731308683
Re-rollio

>>731308558
definitely Alana

>>731308558
Idk the last one down

>>731308846
Wtf happen with Elizabeth

>>731308846
Hit up Mehvish with the that puppy kitten drug fuck message.

>>731309001
Rip me

Mevhish

>>731308846
Elizabeth pls

Retard Alana

OP do you use fake pic or are you hot?


You get so many matches, I don't =(

3rd one down nigga

Alana

>>731309282
It's called don't be a faggot

Talk to me right now bitch I'm gonna go Stevie Stevens on a mother fucker and u better hope it ain't your family

Fuck can no one get dubs?

Kek has cursed this thread to be unable to get dubs

If dubs then OP must make female profile and troll guys

>>731308846
do indian one

Alana

>>731309511
check

Leila

>>731309511
mehvish confirmed

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>>731309282
dndnfj

>>731309511
Check

>>731309511
rolling for designated shitting streat standard message

Mmmmm im stroking my dick thinking about how nice it would be to have you straddling me. Your sexy ass grinding on me rubbing my dick through the boxers making sure I can feel everything you are doing to me. Topless and in just a pair of panties you continue grinding making my cock good and hard then you pull my cock out stroking me your seductive eyes watching the ways I react when you play witg and tease my cock. Your tongue licking your lips as you lean forward pressing my cock against you smooth tummy kissing my lips before you slide down my chest till my pulsing dick is between your tits. Mmm you squeeze those tits together with a finger and thumb on your nipples then you lower some more watching the tip peak out for your tongue to twirl around. God it feels so good baby. After a good bit of titty fucking you lower even more taking even more of me in your mouth. Your tongue massages the base before I grab your hair and push you onto my cock till you start to gag. Then pull you back up letting you get a breath. Mmm the lust in your eyes grow more savage as I continue to throat fuck you. Pushing a bit more in each stroke. Then finally I pull you up getting you to straddle me again this time guiding my cock to your pussy. Mmm we both let out a moan as you grind with my dick deep inside then up and down as you lean back your hands braced on my legs as you slide that tight wet pussy up and down god it looks so sexy watching my dick stretch your pussy as you take more and more. My thumb rolls your clit back making quick little circe that send your pussy to an intense orgasmic spasm. Mmm you begging moving up and down faster throwing yourself down taking all of me. Mmm my dick is throbbing for you now baby.

>>731309511
curry niggress wins

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>>731309374

>>731308558
ALANA, she looks wayyyy too much like one of my budds.

>>731309511
>do indian one
WINNAR WINNAR CHICKEN TIKKA DINNAR

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>>731309511
all systems go

>>731309627
Roll for the Indian!

>>731309688
WASTE U FUCKING IDIOT

>>731309627
Yoooo roll for this shit

>>731309627
FOR HARRNEET

>>731309627
Roll for the Indian!

>>731309712
Yo bitch

>>731309627
Row Row, ROW you boat Indian!

>>731309712
Fancy putting my cock on a chopping block? I'll let you cut it off, but you have to cook it for me in a tasty curry.

>>731309944
check

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>>731309944
kdkfj

>>731309944
Lmao win

>>731310030
how spicy is your curry?

>>731309627
THIS

U wanna go on a date on Saturday?

>>731310111
check

>>731309627
If dubs

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>>731310111
winrar

>>731310177
Self CHECK out lane. AAAYYY

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>>731310111
jdjdjd

do you know about the WITCH of the LOO, does she boo on the loo?

Hey don't want to sound too forward but are you into golden showers?

>>731308667
>are you a baltimore guuurrrlllll

>>731310177
WINRAR

I voted trump why are you still in my range

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send this

I got the hiv

I'm asking 4 Chan how to talk to u lol

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>>731309627
nfjdkf

can i taste your spicy vindaloo.

>>731310473
reroll

Do u actully have 1 vagina that is amazing can I touch it with my dick

>>731310651
rolllorte

>>731310473
rollerino for this

Nice legs, what time do they open?

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seriously, I am to fuck a indian

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>>731310473
Yup

>>731310612
Thank you OP. KEK. I want to see some responses from these lucky ladies.

>>731310473
If dubs

>>731310812
post more of this indian slut plz

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have this one

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>>731310293

Are those tits real?

>>731310897
>tfw u will never b in new deli or a gril

y persist

If I was a watermelon seed would you spit or swallow my seed?