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roast me pls im bored

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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roast me pls im bored
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>>731302052
id spit roast you. if that counts.
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>>731302052
You look like I want to see your pussy.
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>>731302052
tits+timestamp first
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>>731302052
You're kinda cute, I guess
slightly boyish features
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>>731302188
+1
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>>731302052
Do you ask your hairdresser to cut your hair at your eyebrows on purpose?
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>>731302052
I'm sick of these fucking trap threads
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time stamp or gtfo
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>>731302396
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>>731302287
slightly less boyish body tho
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>>731302692
time stamp or again gtfo
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>>731302692
dick or gtfo
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>>731302692
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wtf OP
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>>731302052
nice dick, brah.
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op what is your goal?
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>>731302052
You look like you spent 3 hours Photo shopping this...
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OP?
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>>731303787
yes?
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what is you goal?
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Timestamp on your tits
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post a time stamp or let this thread die.
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>>731303946
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scared?
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Where the fuck is our timestamp
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where is the proof?
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>>731302052
moar plz
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>>731304592
there u go
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>>731302146
Kek. Underrated.
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>>731304935
jesus it took that OP?
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post yourself nude.
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>>731305066

what u mean?
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>>731302692
Ew. You got moles on your fucking leg. Growss.
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>>731304935
not even the right date lul
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>>731304935
what the fuck you don´t even know what month you are OP?
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>>731305198
it is you kike
If you use superior measuring system.
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where you from op? are there schools there?
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>>731304935
where are you from?
Are you straight?
Are you a trap?
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>>731305244
Americuck can't understand different dating system
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>>731304935
Where the fuck is that arm coming from?
Shoopdiedooped.
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>>731305244

hahhaa im laughing im really dumb
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hey op.....
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>>731305315
Both are you collossal cock gobling faggot
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>>731305315>>731305360


What are you talking about?

Today is 02/05/2017

DD/MM/YEAR
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>>731304935
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im bored, any non NSFW questions?
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>>731302692
too adorable OP.
go away.
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you're full of shit, OP. right timestamp and tits or gtfo
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>>731305471
should cellphones be allowed in school during classes?
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time stamp 5/2/2017 or GTFO.
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>>731304935
Can I fuck you like this? I wanna smell your juicy little pussy and taste it on my tongue. Oh fuck please let me cum in you.
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>>731305555
Wowee look at those repeating numbers
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>>731305471
We are not an object fucking OP Where are you from?

Also Show us your feet and ass in the same picture
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>>731305607
2/5/17 you americunt
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>>731305471
Nope!
Please post nudes now :)
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you look like my coworker from the theaters
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>>731305633
It is called quads ape
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>>731305471
no. Show us your titts!
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>>731305697
you get the point, and fuck you btw.
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>>731305315
2/5/17 you fucking retards i know how it works
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>>731305757
Yes
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hey op show your proof. or i call bullshit..
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>>731305273
It's not the right date no matter what order you read it
>April 2, 2017
>April 17, 2002
>February 4, 2017
>February 17, 2004
>Seventeen-tober 2, 2004
>Seventeen-tober 4, 2002
It's May
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>>731305555
fucking lol. Answer this OP.
with a picture.
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almost calling bullshit
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>>731305273
maybe if you had any brain at all you could read
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>>731305471
Do you know C#?

How did you end up on 4chan?
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what the fuck op?
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>>731305555

my dumb phone screen didn't show new time stamp.. but yes i know we're in may. im so bored and it's late here (U.K). nope we shouldn't use phones as i did when i was in maths class and got a D :(
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>>731304935
op you gonna take part in your fucking thread?
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>>731305273
>tfw superior comprehension skills
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>>731306108
op show your tits and face and that bullshit time stamp.
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>>731306108
hm post a real timestamp??????
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>>731306108
Take a feet and ass picture

What your political ideology?
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>>731306108
scared to op?
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>>731306108
gdamn. take a pencil and write the date on a paper. than take of your shirt and make a proof
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>>731306108
Thank you. What do you think about minimum guaranteed wage in countries that have that?
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whats that? paper, pencil?
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>>731306108
OP I want to love you but you are not helping...

Show us something for gods sake.

I vote for this
>>731306291
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>>731306108
turn back op, u do not belong here... unless do you have a desire to kill things? watch ppl get wrekcked in horrible ways? generally hate on ppl? racist, prejudiced?
why u here?
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>>731306108
A picture kind of like that

http://i.4cdn.org/b/1493764021143.jpg
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proof op whore.
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>>731306036

i lurk on 4chan all the time to make myself feel bad for having a sub-standard body comapred to many naked pics of girls on here. and nope im never ever posting my nudes so you're wasting your time asking so if that's all everyone wants then let this thread die im cool with dat 8)
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>>731306458
why even believe in a person that willingly refuses to do a real timestamp
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hey op im an 18 y/o m in usa give kik pls
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>>731306108
Show your penis or kys
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>>731306108
Can I smell your pussy and ass? Just ride my face. Please. I wanna make you cum on my mouth.
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>>731306578
would facefuck/10

oh wait its a roast thread
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show/
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>>731306578
Abandone the The Thread OP is not real or it is just an attention whore

Either way I am out of here
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>>731306661
:D
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>>731306723
TIMESTAMP OR GTFO
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>>731306578
I will fly to the fucking UK if you fuck my face. Let me see how far I can get my tongue.
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>>731306578
Why no nudes you entitled little bitch?
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>>731306578
Op, come on. Just post a nude and literally everyone is happy, dick or vagina
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reply to my double dubs pls im not creepy i just want fellow 4chan friends :(
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>>731306578
"sub standard body"
seriously with a face like that... your body's attractiveness doesn't matter.

Oh yeah it's a roast thread. Do you have venus dimples OP? If not, you're unfuckable.
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>>731306578
If it's any consolation, you look quite good. Would date. (if you were into SW)

What are you doing up at 10 to 12 then?
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>>731306633
what would anyone want with an 18 yo male. worthless
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my bet is there will be nudes
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>>731306578
spit or swallow?
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>>731302052
op be bored naked and show. op whore.
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now everyone stfu pls :-)
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>>731306926
money and semen I guess.
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>>731306978
jesus was that so hard???
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>>731302052
YOU LOOK LIKE A FUCKING HIPPO
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>>731306978
not happy nude. is next op whore.
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>>731306978
HNNNGGG
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>>731306978
there you go! that´s a good start ;D
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>>731307011
money? what money and no, no one wants ur jizz
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>>731307026
also hnng
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this man is right im a useless white cis scum
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>>731306978
how many fucks have you had?
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>>731306978
how big is your cock anon
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>>731307130
no monthly baby payment for you then. 18 year olds still believe women won't do that.
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>>731306978
single?
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>>731307186
not enough
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OP whore, you spit or swallow?
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>>731307242
op whore do you do anal?
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>>731306978
show feminine penis
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Fake and gay...roast: DONE
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>>731307309
yes
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>>731307242
Show us those beautiful ass cheeks
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>>731307212

the face i make also represents the face my victims make after i release the beast
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>>731302052
Boring......gtfo
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>>731306978
you are hot
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>>731307242
op whore embarrassed to show yourself nude?
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>>731306578

Put on glasses and a Dr Who T Shirt and D20 earring and go to the comic store. You could walk out with a boy friend or at least have guys hide behind the comic racks and ogle you
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qtpie, this is your dad here. i just wanted to say how proud of you i am daughter, always hiding in your room playing your video games, talking to your internet friends. your mom and i think that's well and we just wanted to let you know we love you. pls no copy dadderino
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Dont post a nude if you dint want to, just an over the clothes croch shot, so we know you are not trap
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>>731307343
was gonna say but a guy can dream then read this
>>731307391
fake and gay... truth
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>>731306978
post more of that face OP. and this time stick out your tongue.
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>>731307396
ok hang on
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op whore do something.
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We're okay
https://youtu.be/jxtYYxXk8-I
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>>731307416
based on your fingers, I think you're a lesbian. You are, aren't you?
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hello OP pls notice me 18y/o male pls i need 4chan friends that arent fucking weird
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>>731307416
At this point, you better be a fucking trap.
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>>731302052
You look like you want attention and your face is pretty man shaped.
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>>731307416
MY 6 INCH WANGER BTFO.
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mah i see the pussy pls
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>>731307416
What are you doing up at midnight?
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>>731306978
Show me ur belly button close
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>>731302052
op whore what is your name? or do you prefer whore?
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>>731307490
Thanks darling
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>>731302052
For being British, you are eminently fuckable. Where in UK you live?
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>>731307594

too bad bc im really fucking weird. also im offended 99% of this thread thinks im a twink :/
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>>731307594
Dude that bird is cool af
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I feel her warm, moist mouth envelop my cock. I can tell she’s having trouble getting it all in, but the feeling is amazing. Slowly she works my cock in her mouth, wrapping her tongue around the head, licking it as he work in and out. The other girl pries herself away from my mouth long enough to grab the Wiimote and come up behind the brown haired girl, eagerly sucking away at my penis. She leans over and starts working the Wiimote in and out of her friends vagina, now dripping with fluid. She starts moaning while sucking my cock, imagine this sound, mouth full of my member and moaning loudly. I can feel myself reaching orgasm, I try to tell her, but my mouth won’t move, I’m lost in the heavenly sensation of her tongue and mouth. She pulls off just as I start to come and says, "Mmm, are you almost done? My mouth is getting-" She never finishes, I cum loads into her face, she gasps in surprise and more shoots into her mouth. She laughs and smiles, her friend still working the Wiimote in and out of her pussy, she licks the semen off her face as more spills out into her cleavage. Her friend pauses for a moment, just long enough to come around and lick the jizz of her breasts.
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gurl idgaf i'll roast you if you post kik or anything
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>>731307768
Well then tits or gtfo!
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well whore OP? still bored? attention whore
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>>731307789
Awful grammar/10 killed muh fap
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>>731307768
/b/ has an unhealthy cucked obsession with twinks/traps i'm sure they're just hopeful.
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>>731307416
post some tits
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>>731307771
dude ifkr i wish it was mine lmao
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>>731302122
Under rated. Kek'd and check'd
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this is boring pls post some tits or gtfo
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>>731307768
OP, did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise?
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>>731307416
is that how much bullshit this thread is?
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i guess her nose is crooked
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>>731307768
weird how?
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>>731308025
Post your ass cheeks
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OP whore any reply to my posts?
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Alright OP! time to be serious. You know why we are here so show us your Tits and lets finish this thread
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why is your bed on the floor?
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>>731307768
Goddamit OP you are hot as fuck

What do you want to do?

how old are you?

And you really should not feel bad by coming here..

For some you might be a ten, your happiness should come from inside you, not how by you look.

I don´t know you, but you look like you are fun
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what else you donna do?
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>>731308270
Fag
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>>731307768
How weird are we talking here? Weird as in you've got a necro-fetish?
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>>731306978
SHOW US MORE, show us the sole of your feet
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>>731307768
You literally told us to roast you. Don't get mad when /b/ comes up with a clever way to do so. I fucking hate normies sometimes.
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op whore show your dick
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tiiiiitssssss
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>>731307768
>I'm not like other girls

Show us your feather tattoo
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>>731302052

Ware is the best place to meet actual real females who are as plane and lonely as you and will put out for older men

And yes they would pay you in action figures
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>>731302692
omfg get ur headphones off the floor
no way would i stick dick in ur ear
dirty af
0/10
shame too, HRT worked great.
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>>731308270
You forgot to fucking propose to her you cuck.
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>>731307768
probably wouldnt have happened if you posted some tits
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I roasted you at 350° for 12 hours then smothered you in a nice thick apricot bbq glaze.
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>>731307768
we think you're a twink because no girl with a pretty face/body like yours ever comes here. Thus we assume you're a twink because twinks are cute and take care of themselves.
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Do you pee standing up OP?
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>>731308270
>>731308338
The same is for you faggot, Don´t let society standards tell´s you what and how you should behave.
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>>731308562
looks like u just shit on her
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>>731307768
You look depressed beneath those eyes.

Come on, now that you catched our attention, at least show feets. It's ok if you're wearing stuff.

That will make you smile to the mere thought at least somebody will be touching his dick thinking about you instead of wandering if you're a twink or not, every degenerate likes that kind of thing regardless of the gender.

>inb4 did u just assumed
>inb4 muh feelings
>inb4 inb4
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op whore where you at?
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>>731307768
Start showing those tits and feet girl. I don't have time for this.
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>>731308270
PUT THE FEDORA DOWN ANON
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is she a jew?
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op whore provide fap material.
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>>731308624
Not cool man. That took over 9000 hours in paint to make!
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>>731303042
lol
You're pretty good!
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>>731307768
I'm in love. fuuuuck
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>>731304935
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>>731308717
shes from the uk. jews only congregate in israel, los angeles and ny
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>>731308717
Jews dont like feet, so I shall agree
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>>731307768
I'm sorry OP... I just can't roast you.
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>>731308903
o yea, that's what we were here for
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>>731302052


I'll bite OP, uk anon here. Got kik?
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op uk whore. you gonna post?
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>>731302052
Is your name jeff because i'd fuck you
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well it hasnt been fun, im about out.
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>>731308717

nope but i can see why you think so! im saving up for a nose job. sadly not as money thrifty as a jew though, as it's gonna take years. also if you guess my age in 3 or less turns ill put out my kik
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>>731309054
it;s spelled geoff and the answer is yeos
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>>731308806
that's a classic. Salutations, you're not a fag.
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show your tits so i can fap later.
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I got a research paper to finish. Come on
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>>731309101
dont get any work done. it just fucks up ur face more
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>>731309075
Only because you didn't interact. What did you expect?
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>>731309101
23. Marry me
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>>731308562
She is cute with this hair, looks like a catholic

Would impregnate
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>>731309101

23
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>>731309101
op whore do i offend you?
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>>731309101
20
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>>731309101
OP shhh. You're attractive as you are.

Also, get 'em out for the lads. Go on.
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>>731309101
Mighty Roman nose!!!
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>>731307768
You have that wrong.

99% of the people in this thread HOPE you're a twink.
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>>731309101
19 years?
>>
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does kik require a phone number to make an accnt? nevermind i dont talk to people who stick the floor into their ear
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>>731307768
tbh you dont look bad in my opinion
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>>731309101
pls bitch kik is for niggers

oh wait.
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>>731309101
no need, my fetish is nose
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op whore sharpie in the ass then?
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Put nudes no one cares if u not showing tîts
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This is not real. Delete this
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>>731309101
Goddammit you are not exposing yourself

You only made a boring thread congratulations OP
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>>731309101
listen I'm not white knighting here but your nose is fine don't waste your money.
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Post cock then kys pls
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>>731309230

If only she had a vagina
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>>731307768
OP is really fucking cute. I can't roast you
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bullshit thread, nudes or let this die.
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>>731309333
>MY NIGGA YOU JUST GOT ROOOOASTED PLUS TRIPS HOLY SHEIT OP CONFIRMED PANSEXUAL PROTO-DICKLOVER SUBLIMINAL MINIMAL SPIRITUAL INDIVIDUAL
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op whore isnt it late there? hurry the fuck up and produce some shit.
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>>731309101
Don't butcher your nose. It fits your face and looks just fine. If you get a nose job, you'll end up looking like a goddamn pug.
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>>731309101
op where are you from in the UK? you look northern or irish
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>>731309436
her nose is perfect and everyone feels insecure about their noses, you maybe think that someone else has perfect nose and he/she wants yours
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>>731309526
thanks you are too.
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tits or gtfo
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>>731309101

Dont mess with your nose some men love to have jewey looking girls root around the ball sack with a big nose

And you can do sexy ann frank cosplay
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>>731305273
You are the reason why we need to reestablish the camps right this instant.

I would find the most beautiful woman on this planet and have you mate with her, leading to the birth of some beautiful little children.

I would crush the head of one child in front of you while impaling and burning the other in kerosene, then feed you a mixture of squashed brains and charred flesh of your own children.

You are the vermin of this world. Die.
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>>731308182
would do but too lazy and not gay :s
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post tits bitch
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fuck your nose, post some shit.
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are you showing us that kik? I really wan't to go to sleep and that is the only thing stopping me right now.

and seriously, your nose is just fine.
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i don't reply much bc 4chan is annoying, just join my kik group and talk to me there if u want guys. coming off this thread now, peace
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>>731309101
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op dont post kik or nudes pls. fuckoff thx
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Just one nipple and we'll leave you alone.
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>>731309738

OP I'll start a normal conversation, since nobody else seems interested.

Student or working?
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op whore, where is my shit?
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>>731309843
Not OP
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where are the tits
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i have a regular comment show your face and tits, now.
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>>731309101
okay OP here's my guesses
1. 18
2. 21
3. 23
>>
If you want to get roasted, we're gonna need more to work with OP. Either show more of your room or take off your clothes. Unless you're fine with getting called a twink.
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when the bait is actually real human
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>>731309881
Godammit you are autistic as fuck...

Your mother did not loved you?
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>>731309922
that is me lol
>>
4chan uk whore enjoy wasting our time?
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>>731309101

Clearly 17
>>
>>731310040
that is you not nude, op uk whore.
>>
this is probably the worst thread of the day
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>>731309101
your nose is great and noone has perfect nose and after the surgery you will end up more dissapointed
honestly you look great, i don't know why you waste your time
>>
>>731309996
>When a thread gets the same replies over and over.
>are they bots?
>nope just desperate.
>>
op uk whore how old are you then?
>>
>>731310040
what i love abt 4chan is anytime possibility of an attractive woman comes up /b/ goes wild. a lot of very lonely anons are gonna go to sleep tonight... very lonely
>>
tits please
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this is wild? this is bullshit.
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>>731306978
you now have an audience. Even if you are a trap.
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>>731310172
>>731310183

lol we had the same thought
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>>731310183
...well youre not laughing now are you
>>
only like a few dudes, posting to a person who aint worth it.
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>>731310040
i am still not sure that you are actually a girl, there are not beautiful girls in /b/
>>
>>731310127
agreed, if some lads spits on the sidewalk meeting your face randomly in the uk you'll be knowing you wasted a lot of time for a lot of lads, you stinking insecure harlot. Show tits next time bloody stupid cunt
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>>731310352
we all laugh in our own way
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>>731310183
...and she'll be proud of herself.
>>
>>731310172
please op i am a nice guy i'm not like all these other weirdos on /b/ trust me ur very pretty can we hang out heres my snapchat
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>>731309101
wow saving up for a nosejob? here is a roast for you you're a shallow cunt
>>
now i am calling op uk whore a true time waster.
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>>731307768
you asked for the roast.
and I would figure trap would be good roast material.

Spin that ass around bend over, and lets see 2 holes instead of one
ò¿ò
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THIS OP
FUCKING THIS
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where are the tits?
>>
if she is still here. hope you read my posts.
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>>731310320
It's dull.
Over and over.

It's like a Zoo. When someone like OP comes along it's like dangling food in front of the cage and all the animals go wild. Rattles and Rattles of the cage distracted by their usual shit throwing antics* and monkeying around.


*trap threads, YLYL etc.
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>>731310040
why are you not nude yet?
>>
op uk whore, btw fuck you.
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>>731310604
come to my kik group!
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>>731302052
Show me that ass bb
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>>731310670
NO ONE IS GOING TO YOUR FUCKING KIK GROUP
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>>731310670
aint got it.
>>
fuck kik
>>
>>731310469
>implying I have snapchat.
>implying I even know what that is.

You know I'm right.

I only came here because I'm bored. But no the monkeys have to howl, "Tits or GTFO"... over and over until they realise they are stuck in their cage.
>>
>>731310739

>>731309843
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>>731310040
OP you are fake and stealing pics from other people. Faking time stamps and shit.
>>
>>731310183
I think you would be surprised. I just kissed my GF good night. That doesn't mean that other girls aren't interesting to look at.

I mean, we are not doing anything wrong here.
>>
>>731310670
I can't scan it off my phone, my computers WiFi is not working. I wanna join!
>>
>>731309843
Is there a way to scan it from mobile browser?
>>
You're just not cute, girl... you're coming on here to fish for compliments and get a bit of validation/attention because you don't think you get enough in real life, and since you're average looking these guys are dishing it out to you. Plus your bangs do not suit your face shape
>>
OP, Marry me please.
>>
>>731310940
do you want me to congratulate you? or just point out you're not the person i was referencing. retard
>>
>>731310625

it's like cosplay girls 7 of 9 syndrome (would be a 7 in the real world considered a 9 to nerds)
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>>731302052
ok op, let's have a deal.

If you post nudes i will reveal my beautiful pepe art which has not been seen outside of my room yet.
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>>731310670
Whats the group name cant scan
>>
>>731310986
op is a guy you caught the bait
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>>731311111

the quints of destiny
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>>731311111
there's no 5 head so a 2 will have to do. nice job anon
>>
hello im in norway if u are a girl i can come to uk and make u come . im 24 . i have money
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>>731311130
lol
>>
>>731311111
Wrong post to reply too?

Maybe you know 7's in the real world are better than 9's?
Plain looking people are certainly a better deal than most of the UK "females" who destroy their livers week in week out.
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>>731311111

this dude just proved ur point
>>731311400
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>>731311130
i like your style kid!!!
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>>731310352
Charles Habsburg II of Spain was emotionally and physically disabled! He had two wives but could not produce an heir due to his infertility. He was the product of MAJOR inbreeding, as the members of Habsburg dynasty tended to marry one another to keep the money in the family.
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>>731311749
and why do we care?
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>>731304935
fake much?
>>
>>731311749
"roast me pls im bored"
>>
>>731311400

Actually in real life i only date ladies who look and act like Amy Farah Fowler. But I'm aware of how the sad nerds think
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