>ITT: POST SUPERPOWER AND THE POSTER BELOW IMPOSE A DRAWBACK

>>731278227
>But whenever you do you also get given $36 dollars

>the ability to always shake the correct dose from a bottle of pills.

>>731278556
>but all pills will turn into fake viagra.

>>731278556
Only for the female contraceptives pills

>can run through walks.

>>731278687

But only when naked.

>can hold your shit as long as necessary.

>>731278758
but only when there's a dick up your ass.

You have the power to know someone's future a hour ahead.

>>731279081
But it only works on strangers you'll never meet.

>>731279081
But you're unable to tell the person whose fortune you see

>you can run at the speed of light

>can make my penis smaller

>>731279280
>but only to and From the nearest gay bar

>>731279280
but only directly into a black hole

>>731279310
But only in front of Hot woman That want sex with you

>you can swallow gallons of sperm without feeling sick

>>731279310
But only when attempting to have sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.

>>731279424
>>731279482
Also
>instant teleportation to any place on earth

>you can rape OPs mom whenever you want

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>>731278227
The ability to summon tacos at will

>>731279568
To any gay bar of your choosing and but you can't leave the premises

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>the power to ressurect Adolf Hitler

>>731279638
But only from Taco Bell.

>>731279624
everybody here is doing it, that's not a fucking superpower

>>731279624
But you can't get your dick erected

>>731279638
They are veggie tacos

Drinking alcohol actually makes as awesome as you usually think you are when drunk

>>731279638
Worst taco you'll ever eat

>Can guess heads or tails when flipping a coin

>>731279638
But they're shitty, re-heated fast food tacos

>>731279731
in a gay bar

>>731279731
you instantly become a jew.

X ray vision.

>>731278833
Lol

>>731279731
Doesn't want to kill Jews anymore only paint

>>731279638
But only super spicy

> ability to mind control

>>731279731
But he will be ressurected in 1945.

>>731279805
but your liver fails the next day.

>>731279910
Only works on ducks

>>731279910
but only in your local gay bar

>>731279624
only if you're the OP
>ability to see through clothes whoever i want

>>731279523
But only if its from your dad

>>731279731
He sees what Germany has become and kills himself again

>>731279910
Only gay men to chase After you.

>Can jump super high

>>731280041
see>>731280016

>>731280041
Can't unsee thru cloths

>>731280041
have to be activated in a gay bar

Ability to breathe underwater

>>731279820
>>731279715
>>731279424
>>731278833
In the closet same fag.

Ability to prevent your mother from dying in her sleep.

>>731280064
only indoors

>>731280129
Can't breath not underwater

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The ability to look like one of theese two guys.

>>731280165
But you have to reply to all posts.

>>731280064
No high leg bones density

>can make any woman be willing to suck your dick

>>731280165
Only if you reply to this post

>>731280165
>but only by replying to this post.

>>731280150
1 of them is me
try again faggot

>>731280255
but become gay

>>731280104
Of men

>>731280255
but only women with feminine penises

>>731280255
Will call the police afterwards and charge you with sexual assaults

>Can breath under water

>>731280255
they do it but are aware they don't want to
>rape

>>731280239
>>731280261
Kek

>>731280418
Cant breath out of water

>>731279715
I said any place man

>>731280418
but only in space

>>731280418
But drown breathing air.

>>731280418
But can't breath above water

We did this already
>lurk moar

You never have to shit or piss ever again

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The ability to see 24 hours into the future.

Ability to shoot bullets out of your finger

>>731280411
it's more elegant if you don't contradict the original power
>the power to redpill normies

>>731280538
you shoot shit out of your dick while orgasm

>>731280229
But can not go back to normal

> invisibility at wll

>>731280538
Vomit to expel waste instead

>>731280549
Can't change anything

>>731280538
But whoever youre dating/fucking has to take all those poops/pisses

>>731280549
Cant do anything about the information

>Can talk to animals

>>You're able to noclip through and floor/ceiling/wall

Please no gay bar stuff

>>731280576
Have to reload thru your benis

>>731278227
It is not only incredibly painful, but you have to wait 24 hours until you can turn back

>>731280618
Thats called anorexia

>>731280549
you die afterwards

The power to become invisible at partys
Oh wait... I already have that

>the power to change skin color at will

>>731280526
But have no social life

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>>731280150
Cool story bro

>>731280604
forever
>>731280661
but only in Chinese

>>731280661
Only word they know is nigger

>>731280661
But only corals - and they only speak Swahili

>>731280576
only when pointed to your head

>>731280664
But only through metal. wood, drywall etc Still get in the way

>>731280607
But can't change back

>>731280742
Live In the early United stats

>>731280607
Everyone knows where you are

>Ability to punch very hard.

>>731280790
thats actually useful to me

>>731280664
only in gay bars

>>731280742
but only darker
>>731280549
can't turn it off

be able to greentext wherever and whenever i want

>>731280833
So it would only be useful in jail and like a bank lol.

>>731280742
Everytime you change you have to eat your own shit for the day to recharge your power and if you don't you die.

>>731280577
But you become so edgy People die of external bleeding shortly after

>>731280752
I am Chinese. I'm pretty content

>>731280870
Be bald and bored

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the ablility to drive a car while sleeping

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>>731280939
>but only darker

kek

>>731280870
only your own testicals

>>731280950
But the text turns blue.

>>731280950
But you are confined to your mother basement

The power to ignore "reply to this post or your mom dies in her sleep" threads so my mom wont die.

>the ability to make every girl that share a drink with you unconscious

>>731281177
but your mom dies

>>731281053
Be quadriplegic

>ability to switch on and off any superpower at will

>>731281177
she gets a heart attack anyways

>>731281053
you are no better at actually driving the car and crash >99% of the time

>>731279806
>the coin Always lands inside your peehole no matter the distance or obstructions in the way.

>>731278227
Turn Invisible at the most inopportune times

>>731281209
fof a split second

>Telepathy

>>731281251
Also toggles your bowels

>>731280959
Well then it's perfect for getting rich quick and getting away with it

>>731281209
you turn into bill cosby for 24hours

>>731280577
But they only become "liberal cucks" because of it.

>>731281251
>ability to switch on and off any superpower at will
it has to be your own

ability to set gaybars on fire with your mind

>>731281209
But be an autistic 4chan lurker with no social skills

>>731281298
Shit lost>>731281310

>>731281223
>>731281274
My super power is that she doesnt die tho u fags

>>731281251
but have none
>>731281317
but only with a dick up your ass
>>731279806
with an accuracy of 50%

>>731281251
But the powers are inverted so they give the opposite effect

>>731281398
only with a cock in your mouth

>>731279568
>but you always end up stuck halfway in the ground and have to dig yourself out before you can teleportet again

>>731280705
No, anorexia is not eating.

Bulimia is vomiting up your food

>>731281433
no technically your superpower was to ignore threads so she doesn't die of that

ability to fuck traps and not be gay

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the ability to have super bone density.

Ability to control soy

>>731281433
she becomes immortal and have to watch how all the people around her dying and she gets depressions and try to kill herself but she can't because of 4chan voodoo and she will be lonely for all eternity

better?

>The ability to conjure cash with your mind

>>731281531
Buy you get aids

>>731281531
traps have turned more people into fags then YMCA and the Catholic Church together

>>731281664
But no additional muscles to move

>>731281488
Nice

>>731281664
you dont have the muscles to support their weight and cant move

>ability to be popular at any social gathering

>>731281664
>but subhuman strength

>>731281665
but only soy sauce.

>>731281664
but also super bone Cancer

>>731281687
Only monopoly cash

ability to make any post on 4chan dubs

>>731281687
But only 5 islandic crones at the time

the ability to read peoples mind

>>731281740
Only when super drunk

> ability to change sex at will

>complete immortality

>>731281877
But only multi handicaped peoples minds.

>>731281901
you keep the same genitalia

>>731281531
but only in public
>>731281740
but you hate people
>>731281877
with a range of 1 km and can't turn it off
>>731281861
but your wifi sucks forever

>>731281923
bu you serve also a life sentence

>>731281901
But I already am popular when I'm super drunk

>>731281923
Even after last person and the earth does
>cant kys

>>731281923
but you are always in great physical pain

>>731281861
This is sad in itself
But averyone will call you a fag anyway
>>731281877
You stole his power and you forget Who you are and turn into their mind

>>731281976
That's the point

>You can make a person literally shit themselves just by pointing at them

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The ability to cum chocolate

>>731281861
but not on /b/

>the ability to solve Captchas by randomly clicking

>>731282048
But only while having gay sex

>>731281209
>>the ability to make every girl that share a drink with you unconscious
You talk with them about your anime collection, how great fedoras are, life in your mom's basement and after a while they slip into unconsciousness. They jolt awake after a second and leave to find someone interesting to talk to.

This also works when you are not sharing a drink with them.

You have to get out more son.

>>731281923
that is already horrible
>>731282048
but only in a gay bar

>>731281923
You have to keep eating Brussel sprouts and celery all the time to sustain yourself

>>731282085
but not on /b/
:^)

>>731282085
Error occurs every time

> Ability to cum on command

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>>731281967
>with a range of 1 km and can't turn it off
damn

>>731281310
>when you turn invisible your veins are still visible. As well as your peehole

>>731282048
but all your girlfriends have diabetes

>the ability to make random people cum by staring in their eyes

>the ability to kill all jews instantly

>>731282040
works only on yourself pointing to a mirror

>>731282221
But the population of said jew is replaced with niggers

>>731282040
>You can make a person literally shit themselves just by pointing at them
You can't stop going "Who has 2 thumbs and can make people shit themselves by pointing at them?
This guy!"

The ability to make any corpse you fuck warm

>>731280058
You were supposed to find drawbacks

>>731278227

Superpower: You have the ability to impregnate 10 women with one nocturnal emission

drawback to anon-aboves superpower: it only works on february 29th

>>731282130
yeah, but you cant fuck them this way, idiot

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the ability to all nintendo 64 games on a gameboy color.

>>731280064
im ok with that

>you can suck dicks as good as OP

>>731282349
To play*

>>731282220
but you become blind
>>731282269
implying that wouldn't still be great

>>731282272
Get on fire while your dick is still inside

> ability to MAGA

The ability to give yourself superpowers that are so specific that nobody can create a flaw for them

>>731282348
>yeah, but you cant fuck them this way, idiot
Oh, that does sound like a drawback.

>>731282349
you are cursed and can never find batteries again

>>731280658
thats pretty good
Would date someone i dont like and let the poopening begin

>>731282351
but you become straight
>>731282426
but you forget how to use them
>>731282349
but you become blind

>>731282426
>but never given an opportunity to use said superpowers.

>>731282420
>ability to MAGA
but you are also a billionaire

>>731282426
But you have no fantasy to make one up.

>>731282216
wasn't there that exact kind of hero in "Heroes" who got crazy among other humans because he couldn't turn the mindreading off? (or some anime or something?)

>>731282349
You can never get the dust out of the cartridges

> The ability to control the weather

ability to attract girls like a magnet

having taste buds in your anus

Every living organism from complex life to single celled protozoa will seek me out and attempt to rape me

omnipotence

>>731282652
You can only control the weather when you are indoors.

>the ability to create food out of anything

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The ability to rim one self

>>731282702
>>731282712
can't turn it off

>>731282652
>but only able to make it worse.

>>731282652
Every time you want to control the weather you have to eat cum
>ability to date a futa

>>731282349
Your batteries die before loading screens

You know everything

>>731282646
i didnt watch heroes
there was a character in Code Geass who had this and went nuts.
actualy they all had powers where went out of their control eventually

>>731282751
>but it will taste like shit

>>731282779
>you have no spine and cant stand/sit up straight

ability to type what you want instantly

>>731282702
but be gay in presence of any female

>>731282426
But b dies the same day

>>731282652
But it will always rain at your location.

>>731282712
isn't that a curse??

>>731282751
but it looks like dicks

>the ability stop time (and move while doing so)

>>731282947
but your legs fall off.

>>731282740
chuck norris kills you
>>731282947
can't turn it off

>>731282935
no, why?

>>731282836
Buy you only know everything about the selfie stick

>>731281974
garlic bread

>>731282947
When time stops you age rapidly while the surrounding stays the same
>ability to go to heaven and hell anytime

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>>731279988
I AM KARL, KING OF DUCKS!

Ability to make everyone unanimously agree that you are and oldfag

>>731282740
only inside gay bars

>>731282836
you get dementia

>>731283218
but cant triforce

>the ability make ylyl threads without bananas

>>731283218
on reddit

>>731283205
>but you cant come back

ability to cause planes to fall out of they sky by staring at them from the ground

>>731283205
only when you suck a dick

>>731283407
only le 9fag images

>ability to break anything in half with your hands

>>731283418
There's a 50/50 chance the plane will hit you.

>telekinesis

>>731283559
when masturbating

>>731283418
but your body become highly magnetic when you do it

>>731283600
but you can only control objects in your anus

>ability to summon any vehicle you want out of thin air

>>731283725
it's pocket sized

ability to heat up any knife you are holding to 1000° without burning yourself

ability to make people believe hugh jackman is playing wolverine good

>>731283725
only through blood sacrifice

>>731283418
but only if you forget to input the numbers every 108 hours

>the ability consent rape

>>731283960
but can't lie anymore

>>731284009
Only works on neckbeards

>>731284009
you still get charged with rape and are sentenced to life

>ability to become HUGE

ability to send a dickpic and women automatically want to let you watch while they getting jamal'd

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Ability to use any game cheat code in real life

>>731284153
your feet grow uncontrolled

>>731284153
To become a huge douche

>>731284273
you get banned instantly

Blood manipulation

>>731284213
but you stop being a degenerate
>>731284273
but you get alzheimer

The ability to revive the British Empire, inc. east coast USA

>>731284213
but all women you message turn out to just be guys

>ability to make any tricycle fly

>>731284273
Have to use all at once

>>731284389
> but you are a nigger

>>731284363
only on skeletons

>>731284411
>> but you are a nigger
do you even history?
slavery was abolished in the British Empire by 1776 faggot

Ability to make any gun you shoot a full-auto

>>731284489
well... you're still a nigger

>>731284357
So I fucking die? Sweet

>>731284489
I believe he is saying the drawback is that your black

Ability to make your hair any color/style with your mind (without going bald)

>>731284533
Only works on nerf guns

>>731284717
only works for 3sec

>>731284717
Loose your mind

Ability to kill anybody without getting caught

ability to teleport yourself into a gay bar, become omnipotent and shoot chocolate out of your dick while having a dick up your ass

>>731284997
can't turn off

>>731284997
But their ghosts constantly haunt you till you die...

>>731284997
Every dead is replaced by a nigger

>ability to dream anything you want

>>731285039
The chocolate never stops

>>731285180
But your mom is always watching.

>>731285039
>ability to teleport yourself into a gay bar
you literally teleport inside of a metal bar (strip pole?)
>become omnipotent
mind is flooded by all of the gay sex that is happening around you
>and shoot chocolate out of your dick
it is solid and hurts like a mother-fucker
>while having a dick up your ass
someone ripped off your own dick and put it up there

ability to smoke without getting cancer

>>731281665
but soy can control you too

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>>731278227
>The ability to fart LSD gas on command.

>>731285315
You get aids instead

>>731281861
But youre still a fag

>>731285381
But shits Hot chili pepper

>ability to turn cum into milk

>>731285507
But it turns back into cum whenever its in a mouth.

>>731285507
>tastes the same

ability to drive any car without keys

>>731285603
> being still a le to cum in vag without pregnancy
>profit

>>731280300
Then go suck a shit log out of andy sixxs asshole you unfunny faggot.

ability to teleport to any place of your choice instantly

>>731282341
Being this new

>>731285941
But every time you teleport your dick gets 1/8 inch shorter and skinnier.

>>731282652
you lose one brain cell every square meter of affected area

ability to enter the spectator mode of life

>>731285941
But samuel L Jackson hates jumpers and trys to kill you.

>>731282751
you lose your sense of taste until it's consumed

>>731286099
only inside a gay bar

>>731282751
That's just called cooking.

>>731285674
straight to the next gay bar

The ability to instantly master whatever you are currently doing

>>731286398
only while having gay sex

>>731285941
gaybar?

>>731283634
kek

>>731286398
Forget everything else you've ever known.

>>731282947
However you can only do it while sleeping.

Ability to remove gay bars from existance

>>731286751
But only if you participate in a gay orgy for each one removed.

>>731286751
All the gay people go to your favorite bar.

>>731286751
only when you entered a fag pub before

Ability to make any legal age woman you fuck look 5

>>731286751
But only if you spend 1 week on a row in them.

Being capable of learning any lenguaje just by hearing it.

>>731284533
they jam after 3 rounds

>>731287036
But only on live stream.

ability to get repeating numbers

>>731287049
But you are mute.

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>>731278227
Omnipotence.

I win, no matter what.

Limitation? I'll just make it not exist. Boom, mothafucka.

>>731287049
But never being able to write in any...

>>731287136
only while having your butthole stretched

>>731285180
but you'll have insomia

>>731287136
the item that gives it to you is a bad dragon dildo and it's survival takes precedent. It also prefers a tight as, so no getting used to it.

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>>731287236
....

fuck.

>>731287306
*as, fuck I am retarded. ass.

>>731285381
but you sweat diarhea

>>731287466
The fuck is this guy's body. Seriously, I can hardly imagine such a thing.

>>731281923
Only in gay bars

The ability to create obedient life of any possible shape at will.

>>731287136
You're in the matrix.

>>731285674
shifter is randomised every gearshift

>>731282040
But you have to clean it up afterwards or the ghost of Plato will constantly pick on you

>>731279739
How is this a downside

>>731282220
(Only in a gay bar)

>>731282221
They will roam endlessly as lifeless bodies and steal your shekels to eat them