>ITT: POST SUPERPOWER AND THE POSTER BELOW IMPOSE A DRAWBACK

>>731275864
You rust with exposure to rain and tenpwrate climate.

The ability to alter outcomes in my favour

>>731275993
Temperate*

>>731275993
But you have an addiction to gambling

Ability to fly

>>731276146
Can only fly at walking speed

Ability to walk through walls

>>731275993
But only when you suck a dick

But you will also walk through floors, thus you're constantly falling

Shoot lasers with your mouth

>>731276146
How is that a drawback

>>731276235
Only transparent ones

>the power to completely control photons in a 50m radius, thusfocusing them in thin rays while creating huge darkness zones

>>731276434
Because you're always in casinos, you'll never leave and only want to go to casinos

>>731275864
>Ability to have skin that's as hard as steel
And just as flexible.

The ability to find my pants when really hung over.

>>731276235
But only when you suck a dick

>>731276622
Yes but you will always win

>>731276339
Could it be his own dick?

>the power power to give anyone an orgasm, as long and strong as you want

>>731276630
But you'll never find your shirts when you're high

Ability to have girls fall in love with you instantly

>>731276693
But you would be prosecuted by everyone: casinos, mafias, law enforcement... sounds like a good comic plot.

>>731276818
But only when you suck a dick

>>731276235
>Ability to walk through walls
but only walls that have unlocked doors in them.

Immunity to "no shirt, no shoes, no service" signs.

>>731276818
But they all become addicted to you and may kill anyother, even you

>>731276893
But only if you wear a fedora

Become immortal

>>731276693
>Yes but you will always win
No they will alter outcomes in their favor. when losing enough to look legit is in their favor that is what they will go.

>>731277049
But you're eternally depressed

Stopping time for everything but yourself

>>731277049
...without any ways to suicide orbecame uncounscious, eventually witnessing the end of all living things, planets, stars, and even the whole universe.
>Stanislav Lem approves this

>>731277167
You cant start it up again

>the power to show people how they really are

>>731276694
You yourself have no genitalia

>>731276694

But your mom also has one at the same time

>>731277333
But you can't fuck any girl due to that

Ability to breathe nothing and survive in space

>>731277167
>Stopping time for everything but yourself
Time stops as does all atomic movement, the universe hits absolute 0 instantly when you do this.
Don't worry you are the only one who witnessed the end of everything.

The ability to find at least 15 cents in any car ashtray.

>>731277584
But oxygen is poison to you


The ability to manipulate the masses to follow me anywhere

>>731277167

You can only move when time is frozen

>>731277584
People got tired of your bragging and ditched you in the middle of space nowhere

The ability to make any drawn/rendered character real

>>731277584
>Ability to breathe nothing and survive in space
Contact with air causes you to ignite so you have to stay in space.

The ability to throw a pizza at least 300 yards.

>>731277731
Everyone thinks that you are an asshole for wasting food

The ability to projectile vomit

>>731277731
Your brother-in-law figures out you're a criminal mastermind, forcing you to kill him and making your entire life fall apart

The ability to orgasm when snapping your fingers

>>731277652
You cant enter or break in cars by yourself

>>731277867
Your hands are cut off

>>731277652
It's a currency outside of the country you are currently in

>>731276562
You are a massive fucking nerd.

Ability to create life. (Like trees n shit)

>>731277717
But you become animated character in return

>Ability to shit gold painlessly

>>731277717
Those characters are all retarded

Ability to eat pizza before it's cool

>>731278051
You have neverending diarrhea

> ability to eat anything as nutrition

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>>731277969
Sooooo... it willnever be the current currency?

>>731277969
That's good, gave me a giggle

>>731278137
Everything tastes like actual feces

>>731278137
everything tasted like shit

>the ability to kill a person by thinking about it very hard

>>731278218
You get a debilitating migraine for a month

>>731278051
Your gold shit poisons anyone who touches it.

The courage to kill myself.

>>731278266
You're immortal

>>731278218
But you have the memory of a goldfish

> Ability to animorph into anything

>>731278137
Your feces becomes the most unstable explosive known to man

>>731277681
They will literally only follow you, they will critique everything you do.
>>731278051
Your power only works in the white house, no white house, no gold
>>731278126
You will never be "cool" in your life
>>731278177
Yes, essentially
>>731278218
A single thought of yourself will lead to constipation based death

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>>731275864
your hardened steel skin prevents you from moving or communicating when activated.

>>731278298
But you only turn into the animals you hate the most

>Ability to understand and speak any language

>>731278298
Tou become a cheesy trashy teen series of novels. Also if you stay 2 hours in the same shape, etc.

>>731278591
You always sound retarded

>>731278298
But whenever you animorph you get given $36

>>731278591
You can only speak back in the same way white people perceive nigger speak.

I have the ability to know what it's like to be dead

>>731278591
Only applies to dead languages. Wich is still pretty cool, but almsot useless.

>>731278591
But every fourth word will be in the wrong accent/dialect/honorific, which will steadily annoy anyone you talk to.

>the ability to create sand in any gap, like a pocket or between fingers

>>731278045
But whenever you create life you feel good about it

>>731278840
You die

>>731278883
but the sand disappears after 3 seconds

>ability to teleport to any McDonald's in the world

>>731278947
But the sand comes out of your body orifices.

>>731278883
But you can only black sand like the stuff in new Zealand

>>731278883
You must uncontrollably and immediately urinate the same amount as the amount of sand you've created

>>731278997
You forget your wallet every time

>>731278591
>>Ability to understand and speak any language
But you lose the ability to know what language you should be speaking. While this does lead to a career as a taxi driver it doesn't do much else.

>>731278298
>> Ability to animorph into anything
Someone is yiffing in hell tonight..

>>731278840
>I have the ability to know what it's like to be dead
Yes you do, but do you have the guts to go through with it?

The ability to cast pudding based spells.

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>>731275864
It's molten steel

>The ability to summon and control a giant robot that's both indestructible and super-strong

>>731279187
But whenever you do you die

>>731278997
Every McDonalds now only sells fillet-o-fishes

>ability to get 8 hours worth of rest in 30 minutes of actual sleep

>>731279219
But the giant also gives you money from his pockets

>>731279274
The rest is filled with unimaginable nightmares

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>>731278997
Only if you are neekid.

>the power to launch small objects with tremendous force with just your thumb and index fingers

>>731279219
> It's not under your command and it's pissed you pulled it away from its kid's bar mitswa

The ability to talk to any dead person

>>731276562
You're blind

>>731279421
The small objects have to be your own teeth

>>731279453
They cant talk back

>>731279421
But whenever you do someone does a poo in your mouth

The ability to summon mods

The ability to do anything with no consequence anywhere and I don't feel pain or uncomfortable ever

>>731279453
The dead think you're retarded

>Ability to gain powers based on the video games you've played

>>731279784
But you also get paid

>>731279909
But you die immediately

>>731275864
Ability to ensure that when walking with a group of friends on a sidewalk you are never the one who has to shuffle behind the group instead of walking on the road next to the sidewalk

>>731279219
>>The ability to summon and control a giant robot that's both indestructible and super-strong
It is also shaped like a butt plug and permanently lodged in your ass.
Shin Getter Dildo, activate!
Don't worry they will base 7 anime series on you.

The ability to pirate movies from the future.

>>731280045
No fren

>>731279909
Your time in dark souls has given you the power of reckless bravery

>>731280065
But the future police rape ur Virginia

>>731279909
You can never git gud

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>>731279909
But your games become unplayable and you lose your hands

>ability to go super saiyan at will

>>731279874
You become increasingly introverted and nihilistic and because nothing you did had consequence everybody forgot about you the moment they buried you

The power of having 1 bill dollars and always feel happy

>>731280365
You never get trips

> Ability to become invisible

>>731279909
>>Ability to gain powers based on the video games you've played
You never play anything but Boong Ga Boong Ga again.

People no longer get angry when I piss on them from a balcony.

>>731280378
Nice

>>731280365
But you're a sayian woman

>>731280461
But your voice becomes louder than 25 nasa rockets

>The ability to summon meteors

>>731280758
You'll get crushed by one, eventually

>Ability to use telekinesis

>>731281004
You have terrible aim and can't catch, making everything hit you in the face at top speed

> Being the perfect spy

>>731280532
>People no longer get angry when I piss on them from a balcony.
You now live in Germany.

>>731280461
>> Ability to become invisible
Your atoms get permanently dispersed across the universe.

>>731281184
>> Being the perfect spy
You are bland an unmemorable. You spend a long and perfect career gathering info that quickly begins to bore you but that your supervisors say is really valuable. You also get tons of paperwork. You are also stationed in a country where all the women are covered in tarps so you can't even tell which ones are hot. You wish you were a terrible spy like Archer through your entire career.

>>731281184
But you're not good at anything else

>Manipulate the dead to do your bidding

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>>731281569
> mfw calling archer a terrible spy

>>731281591
You are paralyzed from the neck down the dead literally have to do everything for you.

> you can fit literally anything in your ass

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>>731281591
You can only manipulate pic related

>You can fly at mach speed

>>731281702
But you'll have to puke, if you want that item back

>Ability to stretch to any length and back

>>731281702
It's a one way street

>>731281866
You cannot stop, ever.

>Have the world's most powerful punch that can destroy anything on contact

>>731281866
You can only land in Mach speed

>>731281866
you cannot gradually slow down from mach speed thus you turn into a fine red mist when you are finished

>ability to flee from 4chan forever

>>731282672
You're bald

>>731282766
Only to end up in reddit

The power to become God

>>731282672
You can never be happy or feel pleasure again

>Be able to read minds

>>731282844
fuck

>>731282919
Only the minds of super ugly autistic children

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>>731281866
>>731282766
>>731282844
>>731282944
>>731282977

>>731282919
>ability to read minds
you're unable to resist yelling at the person you're reading that you're reading them, before they can finish the thought you were trying to read.

>Ability to resist any high-speed impact, from a bullet to a speeding train

>>731282672
You can never fap, for in doing so will destroy your dick into a bloody mush

>Ability to create anything from nothing

>>731276022
>>731276622
>>731276633
>>731277333
>>731277420
>>731278177
>>731278266
>>731279366
>>731280233
>>731281866
>>731282744
>>731282844
>>731282944
>>731282977
Mind if I join the club

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>>731283266

>>731276022
>>731276622
>>731276633
>>731277333
>>731277420
>>731278177
>>731278266
>>731279366
>>731280233
>>731281866
>>731282744
>>731282844
>>731282944
>>731282977
>>731283266
Welcome comrade

>>731283244
you're unable to resist the urge to eat anything you make, limiting you to edible substances if you don't want to poison yourself or break your teeth

>ability to pass through solid objects

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>>731283388

>>731283388
This is now a fucking GET THREAD

>>731283416
You cannot pass through liquid objects anymore

>Ability to use any type of magic

>>731282876
>the power to become God
It's the Old Testament god, which limits you to only acting in places where your genocide-happy followers carry you in your magic gold box.

>ability to teleport

>>731283711
every time you cast a spell your dick shrinks by 1 inch

>>731283791
You become a sloth and teleport at sloth speed

>Become an evil mastermind

>>731275864
>skin that's as hard as steel
and a dick that's forever soft as pudding

>>731284131
Your first scheme is to fuck the world's supply of swiss cheese and the rest of your schemes are cheese related

You're not a virgin

>>731284131
>evil mastermind
you're obsessed with some jackass who tried to stop you one time, and spend all your time and energy attempting to kill him.

>mind control anyone you can make eye-contact with

>>731284488
You got a std and dumb goddamn kid

You can explode anything

>>731284488
you were raped

>>731284563
After you use it after 48 times you'll get killed by a ambulance.

Get away with murder

>>731284563
you explode with it

>laser eyes

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>>731284652
>>731284563
Top teir reference.

>>731283711
you have to believe in the mythology of whatever tradition the magic comes from, and follow their religious rules

>telekinesis

>>731277731
>ability to throw a pizza at least 300 yards.
But you HAVE to pick it up and eat it wherever it lands.

>>731284891
you can only move sex toys with your mind

xray vision

>>731284749
>laser eyes
only when looking in a mirror

>>731284749
You're blind

>Make your waifu real

>>731285112
uses actual x-rays, giving you eyeball-cancer

>>731285112
you have actual x ray vision and can never see normally again

>shapeshifting

>>731285237
she's murderously insane

>ability to turn invisible

>>731285318
All shapes you make are sought by gays as ideal butt plugs

Breath underwater

>>731285318
>shapeshifting
into a buttplug and back, nothing else.

>>731285386
But cant breath out of water

>ability to manipulate all forms of law
Governmental and physical

>>731285386
you're now an aquatic mammal and can't spend too long out of the water or you'll dry out and die

>healing-factor

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>>731285380
>tfw my waifu is Yuno Gasai

I deserve this

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>>731285380
Only if fully naked and around schools.

>control flow of electricity...

>>731285745
it won't damage you, but you still feel it

>ability to fly

>>731276146
But only in space.

>>731285745
only through your dick

>super strength

>>731285883
But it consumes a MASSIVE amount of energy to overcome gravity. Longer than a second and you die of malnutrition.

>>731285883
but you can no longer walk

>Be able to teleport anywhere in the universe without getting lost

>>731285883
But only if no one can see, even yourself. You must close your eyes to fly.

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>>731285883
For no more than 20 seconds, after that you fall like a rock to the ground, killing you if you're high enough.

have a ...
>no falling damage.

>>731286041
But you can only eat spinach

>Be able to preform a kamehameha from your ass

>>731286276
But any other damages has increased twofold

>Ability to control the weather

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>>731286121
But you will not land if you don't teleport in a pool of water. Any size. You will teleport back instead.

>solving any maths problem easily.

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>>731286476
Occasionnally shit thunder. Uncontrolably.

>summon any existing creature.

>>731286554
You cannot remember anything else

You can summon an army of a given area's rats to do your bidding

>>731286867
The creature becomes vicious and attacks you for no reason

>Gain the powers from the internet

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>>731286286
Instant Hemorroids.

>recognise any bulge even those you never saw.

>>731287211
The powers are autism

>I can absorb any energy from anything for personal use

ability to win the game

>>731287244
You also have to recognize every gay blowjob

>>731287348
Knowing that you won the game means you lost it already

>>731286286
Only happens when you go to shit. Also, farts will sting really bad like a small electrical burn

Power to control what matter can physically interact with your body: make certain objects pass through you or you pass through them

>>731287432
You absolutely looooooove poisons and venoms. Doesn't matter what they are, you can't get enough of them inside your body.

>>731275864
>tumblr
kek, normies invaded once again

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>The ability to fix international conflicts.

>>731287432
But you become a robot, thus cannot solve Captchas

>Ability to become unstoppable when angry

You can shoot sticky fluid

>>731287804
Only by sucking the dick of and getting fucked in the ass by every world leader except the hot ones

>>731287804
you are known as the person to initiate every international conflict in your lifetime

>>731287916
at most three times a day (four if you save up), it's not a lot, and it comes from your penis

>>731287804
>but cannot fix your nation's conflicts

>To become richer than Donald Trump

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>>731288014
>mfw I keked at this

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>The ability to make everyone in a 200 feet radius do a perfect dance coreography with musical instruments and everything of the entire song "we are number one" whenever you say "we are number one".

>>731288040
But you're Hillary Clinton

>Cause any mechanical stuff to kill for you

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>>731288040
You wake up to realize that you're the owner of the biggest mexican drug carthel beeing responsible for hundrets of death's each year and have to hide all your life.
>The ablity to poop fully charged AAA batteries.

>>731288437
But you'll not be able to control those that ate an apple recently

>Your can control people with a song

>>731288437
It lasts 40 minutes every time

>>731288683
But you live in the 1400s.

>Your hair is always the most fashionable.

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I want the power to fuck a dinosaur!

>>731288466
Any dubstep music is near them, will have them explode into nukes

>You can turn into any substance

>>731289047
but it smells like old milk.

Power to mind control insects to do your bidding.

>>731289272
But they crawl inside your body

you have a bottomless wallet of coins

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>>731289272
But only mosquitoes, bedbugs and fleas

>To become Godzilla sized

>>731289264
But you have a micropenis

>>731288437
But you are the only one that screams "we are the number two"

the power of being a homosexual

>>731287804
But everytime you fix one another one shows up

>>731289648
But your a massive faggot

>>731287348
But you use drugs

>>731286041
But you have a micropenis

I can see thru chicks clothes

>>731289648
You ejaculate everywhere constantly until you die

Ability to remove drawbacks from your other abilities

>>731288437
a seething totally consuming desire for sex with a specific under age girl in your town that you can never get and when not singing / dancing everyone thinks you are absolutely evil

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>>731289021
You're not supposed to buff it
>>731289572
CIA "finds" out that you were working with Bin Laden all along and actually the secret master mind behind it all and also threatening democrathy, so you get bombed to shit.
>The ability to adjust age and gender of people.

>>731285883
But you have wings and people call you of fairy everytime you fly.

>>731289818
But your a jew

>>731285745
But you can't take a shower

>>731289818
Sounds fucking awesome bro

>>731283244
But you have a micropenis

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>>731275864
ability to I will post this everyday until mods chemo this board. I will post snacks in threads that are gay.
take your trap threads to lgbt faggots. take your cuck threads to soc.
take your log of shit threads to 2chan take your gay ama threads to plebbit take your fb fap threads to facebook chats take your cringe threads to rk9 take your furry threads to trash take your kik threads to kik
take your ylyl threads to 9fag and I faggy
take your political discussions to pol take your pics you shouldn't share threads and kill yourself op for making this thread
It's time for a purge power
limitation is at least one cancerous thread a week

>>731289818
>but every time you remove a drawback the tumor in your brain grows.

>>731276146
You can fly, but only ass-first

Stretch Armstrong powers

>>731290177
I'm not sure i see what category this thread falls under

>>731290194
But only your big toe

Can use cheats in real life

>>731290177
>implying this isn't the best thread at the moment

The ability to literally turn shit into gold.

>>731290338
but only big-head mode

Can turn dirt into gold with your mind

>>731275993
You want to kill yourself.

completely immune to all forms of non beneficial damage including drawbacks

>>731290512
you live a boring life of being superpowerful and undefeatable, and then you kill yourself.

>>731290418
But your in space


Can permanently disable the captcha

>>731290388
The process involuntarily happens inside your body. Enjoy your wrecked intestines.

>>731290512
>non beneficial damage
You're a 500 lbs faggot.

>>731290512
you are actually a microbe

4chan pass owner

>>731290634
but you are banned from posting on all boards except /d/

>>731290634
Only on Reddit.

Is able to lift trash with the mind and create new stuff out of it (like create new roads and stuff)

>>731290980
only in the shape of dicks

>>731290980
0.01% of the moved garbage ends up in your stomack

>>731290512
didn't specify who would benefit from the damage... universe decides it would be more beneficial if you never existed

>>731276384
You must consume an amount of semen equal to the amount of energy produced by the laser beforehand.

The ability to transform your dick into a medium sized car and backwards at a frequency of 100/s.

>>731290980
You can only build roads that lead towards Saudi Arabia

>>731291433
Every time you do this, you have a 0.01% chance of being unable to turn it back, regardless of the form it's currently in.

The ability to communicate with aliens.

ant man shrinking

>>731290980
But the new stuff you buy, becomes garbage

>The ability to cook the world's perfect ramen noodles

>>731291854
being able to speak spanish is not a super power

ability to steal and understand any technology or magic

>>731290807
But you're here forever.

The ability to give any person in sight a powerful orgasm at will.

>>731292000
>born a black man

>>731291882
Once you've shrunken ants start to find you sexually attractive and will try to mate with you. Strangely the same doesn't work with humans once you're big again.

>>731291895
Nobody can truely appreciate your art besides some loosers on a chinese cartoon image board.

>The ability to mix video game elements into reality.

>>731292040
you become blind

>>731292000
You can't actually use the tech or magic, nor can you teach anyone else to use it.

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>>731292040
The hormones shot into the other persons bloodstream get taken from your system ensuring direct and hard hitting depression.

The ability to get pizza delivered without beeing socially obligated to give a tip.

>>731292301
I was about to say the same thing , just because i know how a microwave works doesn't mean I can actually make one for myself

>>731275864
But your bones are made of fun dip hard candy

>The ability to build any construct

>>731292390
just convert to judhaism

>>731278045
But you will kill twice as much beings of the same species when you do

>You can force people to say exactly what you want them to

>>731292424
out of your own feces

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>The ability to actually be as hardcore and cool as coldsteel the hedgeheg was imagined to be

>>731292755
you're a 12 year old fag..forever

>>731278883
Tiny crabs will come out of your peehole to colonize that sand

>You can open any door in your sight without needing any tool

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>>731292497
You have to have direct eye contact and while transferring your thoughs your body loses conciousness.
You also bring a part of the others personality back.

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>>731292852
But a cool fag and everyone's aftaid of me because i'm so cool and hardcore.

>You can talk to the ghosts of people who passed away.

>>731292390
>The hormones shot into the other persons bloodstream get taken from your system ensuring direct and hard hitting depression.

That's kind of an interesting concept, actually. Imagine a character that can induce emotions/sensations in other, but it includes removing said emotions from himself. So if he wants someone to be happy, he has to give them his own happiness, leaving him feeling hopeless and despairing. Conversely, he could give someone else his anger, which would leave the character feeling intensely friendly and peaceable.

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>>731277420

>>731293164
all they do is ask for money and bitch about everything

>>731292755
but you'll always be an emo

>Ability to be indestructible when asleep

>>731293164
Turns out they will never shut up.

The ability to shapeshift into anyone, ala Mystique.

>>731277333
I already do that with LSD

>>731282115
Unefficient on your dick, which loses 0.267 inches every time you use your power.

>You don't need to blink anymore

>>731293425
>when asleep
you already gave yourself a drawback dumbass

>>731293457
You can only do it once, then you're stuck that way

>>731290388
the power to get trips
but sadly I'll get singles

>>731293560
I could live with that. It's like a one-time use of a character creator.

>>731293457
the process takes places by breaking apart your bones and skin , it is ludicrously painful

>>731290428
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Best drawback ever for that particular superpower

>>731293599
Checked

>>731293425
You've got incurable insomnia.

The ability to read & control minds

>>731293919
Only works on Sarah Jessica Parker.

>>731293919
Only when making direct eye contact (no glasses, mirrors, etc)

Ability to control time

>>731293529
but you have to drink water constantly to compensate

>The ability of super speed

>>731293919
every time you do you pass out and void your bowels because your mind actually leaves your body

>>731294013
But your body can't handle the strain

>>731275864
Immortality.

Flight

>>731294116
You can still get horribly sick and you must consume the flesh of your blood relatives to continue on.

>>731294013
You can only ever speed up, never slow down.

The ability to produce and control fire.

>>731294166
Only when naked.

>>731294188
Only works outside our solar system.

>>731294188
But only when it rains

>>731294116
everybody you know and love grows old and dies right before your eyes

>>731294166
Only while being fucked in the ass.

>>731294255
That's a given, considering

>>731294255
I'll take that one, I live on my own and only come outside once a week anyway

>>731294255
I'll take that one, I live on my own and only come outside once a week anyway

>Abilty to shapeshift

Ability to make any girl fall in love with you

>>731294354
For one minute

>>731294166
covered in feathers

>>731294354
Only lasts for 1 minute and 13 seconds and after that she'll want to kill you

>breath underwater

Can control lightning/electricity like zeus

>>731294008
No sunlight hits your eyes anymore rendering you blind, no atomic movement anymore making you slowly freeze to death, no gaseous movement which is not iniciated by yourself - you die of aphyxiation when not actively exchanging the air you've breathed in.
And i didn't even give you a debuff yet... let's say... you completely lose track and feeling of time, sometimes letting you mentally age for years when not restricting yourself to fulfilling a certain task.

>>731294434
only works over 1 mile under the surface.

>>731294434
but have to keep your eyes closed

>>731294354
over the age of 85

>>731294354
They become violently jealous and will murder anyone else who they believe acts affectionately towards you.

>>731294485
Your arms and legs are torn off after 2 hours of gaining the power.

Can heal any injury no matter how severe

>>731294485
through your nipples

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The ability to have a gf...

>>731294653
At the cost of some of your lifespan

>>731294653
the person dies after 24 hours

>>731294661
You must have a boyfriend at the same time

>>731294653
Only works on others and you get the injuries.

Ability to kill people with your mind

>>731277333
But only through shitty charades impressions of them

>ability to control any person's orgasms

>>731294791
But you experience their death and all their suffering as well like in a very real dream

>>731294805
You uncontrollably shit yourself upon using ability

>>731294328
Ur skin falls off everytime you shapeshift

>>731294805
only works when that person has his penis inside your asshole.

Ability to travel between dimensions/ teleport

Ability to have a nickel everytime I have a nickel

the power of greyskull

>>731295041
can only enter/leave any given dimension once and then never return there again

>>731295041
the destination is random
>sliders

>>731295110
At the cost of a dime