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Sup you stupid whore , post tits

Wait isn't it 11:44 in florida

>>731270797
OP come here you idiot

>>731270954
Can confirm , 11:47 am - Miami boy reporting here.

>>731270951
What's he thinking about?

>>731270797
Not OP. Sorry. Nobody cont bread

>>731270954
Texas fag here

>>731270954
That's not op. I'm sure she won't bother coming here.

bump and grind.

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>>731271052
Mmmmhm. Rancher boys are sexy af

>>731271091
She's too busy dumping leftover chicken fried rice on the carpet.

>>731271045
About anons tits

>>731271164
Feet powder flavored

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not op, but bumping with ops pics because i loved that shit and want more

'does this look flooded.jpg"

This isn't the original OP you stupid kikes

Anyone saved the wedding pic from other thread?

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>>731271204
With a dash of hello kitty panties and a whole side serving of bait and bullshit.

could be the thread of the year, boys.

>>731271300
Anyone got an ID on her parents yet?

>>731271299
No shit you greasy spearchucker.

Bump....got more pics?

>>731271131
Thanks. But fat city dweller here

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>>731271300
I did my good man
>florida boy reporting here to deliver.

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>>731271448
Also being florida boy with all the sauce from last thread , i will be posting yiff , please repecck me

>>731271448
Impressive MILF

>>731271448
Hmmm. Not good enough to crop & image search

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>>731271535
Extraordinary yiff... Er milf . Josuke and Kekyoin would 11/10 hunt.

Quick rundown?

>>731271677
No

>>731271677
>OP floods house
>posts pics

>>731271677
An OP from another thread left her shower on too long and flooder her house. She needs methods to dry it fast before 4am ( the time that her widowed mother comes home)

>posting yiff to identify and furfag florida boy here with all the sus

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>>731271820
Ehhhhhh forgot the pic like the dumb bloke i am

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>>731270797
Original OP here,

Thanks for the new thread.

I was texting my friends asking what they'd do.

It's split 50/50

Half say tell my mom to save my house.

Half say stay quiet and hope she doesn't notice.

What do you got think?

Bonus: Mini Mouse underwear.

My (((mom))) picks out my underwear.

She's a control freak.

Still mad op didnt post tits

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>>731271885
Hello once again nigger
>another florida mate here. Boy too

>>731271885
Just clean it up as best you can and pretend you dindu nuffin.

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Im suprised nobody has questioned why im posting yiff. /b/ works wonders.

First off post tits , second ..
Either call a cimpany that deals with floods or tell her.
Both is the best option but call her first.

>>731271885
GET IN UR FUCKING CAR AND BUY A WATER VACUUM. CLEAN THE SHIT UP NIGGER BEST U CAN.

AFTER THAT PLAN AN EXCUSE, BUT U NEED TO TELL HER TO SAVE UR HOUSE.

This way the damage seems minimal but u still make sure so u dont have worse problems down the road. Man up nigger

>>731272057
im gettin realllll sick of your lip, bucko.

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>>731271885
>It's split 50/50

>50/50

Atleast entise us with a tasty samich picture or tits.. jesus fuck.

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>>731272078
"Cimpany" I know a man who owns a cimpany too my man

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>>731271885
Oops. Wrong pic.

Here's the pic I meant to post to prove it's me.

Last thread (should be able to pull it up on a 4chan archiver)

>>731265033

Post more isabell

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>>731271377
dubs kekekekekek
>greasy spearchucker
>fuck muh sides are done

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>>731271885
Is your mum retarded ? if answer is no then she will notice.

You can just tell her the truth, or a little white lie like you fell asleep or passed out.

Also post your body/tits so these guys will shut up, you know the rules.

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>>731272110
>k

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>>731272096
>2017
>owning a car
>leaving basement
>what is life, babby dont hurt me

>>731272131
tits or gtfo

OP you know the rules of /b/.

Post them.

>>731271885
Just how old are you, OP? I need to know to make sense of this whole thing.

>>731272131
Throw some rice on the floor to absorb the water, then clean it up later.

>>731272194
I live in a basement but own a shitty 2001 car. 200 000 miles but shit runs. Maybe stop wasting all ur minimum wage u dumb shit

>>731272078
How am I going to call a company to fix this flood damage?

Can I pay them with Pokemon cards?

I ain't got no money!

You don't know my mom. She's a corporate person working at a large insurance company.

I'd rather runaway then piss her off!

>>731272198
Rolling 4 tits

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>>731272255
checkerd

No one cares about your story unless tits are involved!

>>731272264
She's rich? Problem solved just tell her. Mummy might get mad but she can afford it.

>>731272234
>Just how old are you, OP? I need to know to make sense of this whole thing
Old enough to post on here! Lol So stop axing.

>>731272223
The almost quads have spoken.

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I learned a lot about electricity today.

>>731272389
>Old enough to post here
>Lol
Why did you skip school today?

Rice will work better than foot powder Op

>>731272448
nikola tesla was a great anime character m8... i liked him in the hit show ''Electrocute My an00se''

OP, it will be a lot cheaper for you to get it handled now than later, and you're mom will be a lot less upset if you're honest with her.

just tell her the tap broke off but you fixed it thus saving the house from worse damage, ur a hero op.

OP, pls post pic of your left kneecap~

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>>731271359
>Anyone got an ID on her parents yet?
Why you trying to find my parents, you freak? Lol

>>731272632
Please just do this for me.

>>731272096
She is u nderage

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>>731272448
I can't even figure this out.

>>731272717
I KNOW YOU. THANK GOD I LIVE IN FLORIDA. im coming to your house right now.

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Just relax....It's not like you flooded your house or anyth-..... Oh dick.

>>731272255
The whole downstairs ceuling is leaking

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>>731271885
>>731272131
File Name format changed....

>>731272717
So we can tell your mommy what a bad little girl you've been, of course.

>>731272131
Let's get a pic of you wearing these

>>731272717
If no tits then please GET THE FUCK OUT!!

>>731273016
Rolling for tits.

>>731273005
Ill roll for this , long as theres tits involved.

>>731273016
That's not how it works, dipshit.

>>731272918
You could glue some rice to the ceiling.

>>731272057
i was wondering...

>>731273192
if no get the fuck out, then tits!!!1!!1!1 xDDD

>>731273188
Dubs have spoken

>>731272717
swimsuitsuccubus

>>731273188
Roll

>>731273250
This

>>731273286
Roll

>>731273188
Dubs means you have to

>>731271885
I work in construction, I haven't had a chance to study the pics yet but you'll need fans running to get the moisture out.

Stomp on the towels for now to pull up moisture, but if you leave them there it will trap it.

You may have to figure out a story so the insurance company pays for it.

Give me a minute to look at the pics

>>731273499
check

Tits or GTFO doesn't apply here. OP started a good thread without attention-whoring and only admitted being female after neckbeards pestered her to admit it. Regardless, tits would be a nice gesture.

>>731273258
Lowkey furry ;*

>>731273634
This guy understands it

>>731273634
Jokes on you!! I can't grow a beard yet. Loser!!

>>731273688
Dubs

>>731273634
So sick of tits or gtfo. Even in the correct context it's still a ridiculously autistic meme.

>>731271677
It's LITERALLY in the fucking image you Retard

>>731273005
Yes

>>731271885
Best to tell her. You never know it could lead to rising damp which in the long run could ruin the house. And will cost a shit load to repair

Any pics of the ceiling? need lots of pics. How long before she comes home? Do you have a carpet cleaner? a shop vac? fans?

>>731273968
This. We might be able to help you clean up.

This bitch won't post anything if her mom picks out her underwear. Clearly underage. Reported. Let it die.

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>>731273188
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>>731273800
All deez gets deserve tits

>>731271885
alright taking the bait and assuming this is real.

just fucking call ur mom alright? water can cause enormous damage to buildings especially if it gets everywhere and sinks into every pore and whatnot.

you are looking a pretty hefty damage here but its gonna get only muich much worse if you dont take care of it so do it.

>>731273634
>>731273688
Tits or GTFO doesn't apply indeed,
But is it acceptable to ask OP for close up shots of her soggy moist carpet area?

>>731273846
It's pretty tired. Even once a femanon posts tits, the entire thread becomes
>zomgsharpieinpooperspreadassbentoverfullfrontalletsseesomefeetwritefuckmesteveontits

You done goofed big time OP. Next time use the shower instead ya big dummy.

>>731273676
i figured as much, but who are you in relation to the thread and how did that start?

>>731272264

Just tell her that the shower nozzle was on the wrong setting and sprayed everywhere.

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>>731273610
Original OP here. Cool, thanks.

Just please keep in mind that I've so far adopted the "what she doesn't know can't hurt me" policy.

I have to say this much, guys:

The kitchen ceiling is fucked.

Completely fucked.

I still haven't called my mom, but I'm pretty sure it's the first thing she notices when she comes in through the garage door after parking her car.

I'm seriously fucked, you guys.

Should I move to Venezuela, where I hear people love like Kings and Queens?

P.S. OH SHIT, THE MICROWAVE IS BEING FOR NO REASON AND TURNING ON AND OFF NOW!!!!

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>>731273610
It looks like the water is moving through all the ceiling wood!

Jesus Christ, I'm so FUCKED!!!!

Way to go dumbfucks had a really good thread then all u dumbass tits or gtfo fuckers wont stfu and ruin it. It doesnt apply. Way to be a full retard. Kill yourselves. OP was awesome

>>731274497

Poke a hole in it to let it drain. Put bucket under drip.

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>>731274413

>>731274497
Get out of that room dude, you risk the celing might collapse on your head

>>731274497
xD should have posted tits. Kek would have saved you. Praise Kek!

that ceiling is fucked

something could go seriously wrong here op, especially with electrics. just come clean

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>>731274589

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>>731273968
I took some pics of the ceiling

Here's another

It's 12:33pm now

My mom gets home by 4pm from work

I'm still working on trying to dry her bedroom carpet :(

>>731274413
Well... its not really for no reason now. Is it?

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So your bathroom doesn't have one of these?

>>731274497
It's gonna collapse on you. If you give me your address I could fix it for you for the price of one blowjob and a finger up the pooper

What i can suggest is to say that you left the water open and then tripped and fainted. As long as you dont mention that you were playing fallout you are good to go

>>731271010
Aka spic reporting in LOL XD

>>731274670
Phone her right now. There are contractors that act fast to remediate flood and fire damage.

>>731274670
How long did you leave the water running?

>>731274728
This. If you give me a blowie too I'll help.

>>731274670
you should paint the ceiling so you do a surprise for your mom

>>731274497
I would tell your mother ASAP. The longer this is not delt with properly the more damage will incure. Ya fucked up OP, be a big girl and take accountability

You really are a dumb bitch. Women can't do anything right.

Get the fuck out of the house and call your parents you underage idiot. You're just going to fuck things for yourself worse hun.

>>731274670
dude just tell her

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>>731274594
My dogs are under the wet roof, but I'm too scared to walk into that electricity we area!!!

Should I call 911?

>>731274846
Say you don't like the white and decide to change to a more colorful color

Op your fucked. Should probably just call your mom and fess up before ceiling collapses

Call your fucking mother you whiny ass. You will never be able to fix this on your own.

Did you ever think about what you will answer to the question "why didn't you call me when it happened five hours ago"?

>>731274670
Ah you don goofed, call her now, the longer you keave it the more trouble tou'll be in

>>731274921
good bye dog

>>731274921
Walk on your tippie toes so you only get shocked a little.

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>>731274921
Holy shit is that the mosquito cane from Jurassic Park?!?

>>731274921
You stupid stupid stupid girl.
Leave your dog's.
Get out.
Call your parents.

Dude if you are a grill at least they cant beat the fuck out of you. Just for the love of god don't mention the playng vidya part of the story or you are fucked for good

Every person in here has said to tell ur mom the truth. Its rare to find everyone agreeing in /b/ take the universe's sign OP and tell her the truth

>>731275069
I think Saruman is banging your mom.

>>731275069
nice circling something in a dark picture in black.

>>731271885
Op there's a hundred percent chance that your mother will notice it you can't hide it
And how much do you have left till your mother arrives

>>731275069
It's a curtain rod you fuckin numbless

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>>731274716
went over this in other thread.

she thought it had one but the water was going to fast and it overflowed anyway. another anon said that it was a air intake and not a anti overflow and that the water went into the roof area. i dont know which one is true, but either way it happened

pic related, its ops bath

>>731274921
I thought you turned off the breakers?

You better think up a story then call her in tears and tell her that everything is gone to shit

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>>731274921
NO. they will trace all of this shit back to here.
you were told what to do.
>call mom at work
>I FELL GETTING IN TUB
>Hurt myself
>water everywhere
>trying to clean it up
etc etc etc

>add self harm for believe-ability/drama

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>>731275069
Lol no! Ha ha it's a curtain rod!!!

That's so weird that I watched a video last night on YouTube where a guy was making the Jurassic Park cane.

Ever seen a light bulb dripping water???

I'm so Dead!!!!!!!!!

>>731272057
Because no one fucking cares you attention seeking faggot

Or you can call your dad

Post more panties

>>731274921
Well...all I know is that you are going to have mole now...just set the house on fire

Wait this is a girl? Is there a pic of her??

>>731275026
this

>>731275285
You might want to turn it on and make sure it still works.

>>731274921

Uhh... do you know where your switchboard is? You should just turn everything off if you haven't already.

Also remember it doesnt *have* to the bathtub that flooded.

Maybe you left the sink running a little by mistake, something blocked the drain, and it flooded from there whilst you took a nap and did nothing irresponsible.

Does your mum use the bathroom? You could even try pin it on her.

>>731275285
Peter Brown collab?

Honey. Just call your parents, please. You're going to get hurt.

>>731275365
Nah she's 12 so she won't post shit.

>>731275320
it's so wet it wouldn't even burn

>>731275200

Was there a drain on the bathroom floor?

since you are fucked up, can you at least post some tits?

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>>731275243
>I thought you turned off the breakers?
If I turn off the breakers then the cable and internet and use conditioner won't work!

Fuck that.

I'd rather die than not be /comfy.

P.S. I found this machine in the closet, but I don't know how to use it to pick up water?

Put thick rubber soles shoes on get dogs and put in garage or separate room with carpet (dry preferably). Pleeease stop being a whiny lil bitch and tell your fucking mom. The ceiling is fukt it's very noticeable. She'd probably be less pissed finding out now than finding out you tried to hide it from her hours later. I feel like you're underage you've gotta be. Use your brain kid.

>>731274670
Okay, it's a start.

Open up all the windows

If you have a ladder see if you can get up there and pull the rings down from some of the light fixtures, they will spring back up, just pull them down so they can drain

Looks like there is water coming through the taped joint of the drywall, since you have whats called a "knock down" texture on the ceiling that means it was done to save money on the finish, and you probably live in a tract home.

3 hours isn't enough time, sorry.

See if you can drill little holes in the ceiling where the water is collecting, holes you can easily patch- maybe 1/4", be careful to just go through the drywall only.

Stay calm, it was an accident. Also, does your tub not have an overflow? Does your mom rent or own?

You don't want the moisture trapped in the walls so it can mold later, air will get rid of the moisture.

I think you may want to eat some bad food so you get sick, then say you weren't feeling well and were throwing up, thought a bath would make you feel better but then you were so exhausted you fell asleep and the tub over flowed. They are not supposed to overflow though, for this reason.

I'll look at the pics a little more closely, seems like I missed the ones of your tits.

>>731273846
>>731274245
faggots

>>731275515
Please take pictures if your house burns down.

>>731275515
No one help this hoe. She deserves to learn from whatever is coming her way at 4pm.

>>731275614
is he a girl? :o

>>731275515
You had a wet/dry shop vac this whole time? I'm crying a little over here.

>>731275614
this basically

>>731275515
Now I hope you die or your parents make you pay for all this shit.

Dumb worthless cunt.

More Minnie mouse

>>731275614
roll

>>731275515
Turn off the main power switch of your house or your house and all of the appliances will get short-circuited which means more property loss

Two things for advice, 1. Show tits with face, 2. Tell your mom what happened.

>>731275614
I'm with this guy and outta here

OP post feet and I'll help you.

>>731275760
Jesus fuck, short circuits (hot-hot or hot-neutral/ground) cause breakers to trip. That's what they're designed to do. What exactly do you think a "Circuit Breaker" is?

>>731275678
I second this.

>>731275614
Agreed this is now an electricity tjread

>>731275515
Lul op i feel for ya. I'll be waiting for a thread after 4 pm telling us the end of the story. God bless ;)

>>731275515
That little piece of shit isn't going to do much anyways. Open up all the doors and windows.

inb4 all a meme.

>>731275515
>I'd rather die than not be /comfy
You know what, you're probably a spoiled little shit and I hope she beats your underage ass. You're being selfish. It's not hard to turn the fucking breaker off. She probably shells out quite a bit to have a nice house and to keep your ass "comfy". You're unwilling to listen to actual advice and acting too nonchalant about cause if thousands of dollars worth of damage. Glad this happened to you. Maybe this is a wake up call.

I hope your mom has insurance

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>>731275562
Dude, are you serious???

You want me to put my hands in the electric water and drill holes so the death liquid will pour down into my vagina and kill me????!!!!

Does anyone live near me that can come over and help me before my mom gets home? Lol just kidding.

I'm already looking for tickets to North Korea. I heard it's lovely this time of year.

Seriously, I'm dead. I'm already dead.

I'm just going to cry and drink bleach now.

Goodbye, cruel world.

What did I do to deserve this?

Why do bad things happen to good people?

>>731275856
You're probably autistic and assume all houses are perfectly wired up because that's the correct thing to do.

The fact the bathroom was able to be flooded in the first place implies poor quality construction.

I'd be turning everything off.

It's called risk mitigation you dumbass.

best to let things air out and hope to god no one knows. open the windows and door

>>731274670
YOU HAVE TO TELL YOUR MOM. YOUR HOUSE WILL BE RUINED AND TORN DOWN IF YOU DO NOT ACT FAST. IT IS ABSOLUTELY THE MOST IMPORTANT THING THAT YOU TELL YOUR MOM NOW. I AM BEGGING YOU

Minnie Mouse not her. Saw graco crib in mom bedroom pic. All fake news.

>>731275991
I'm assuming that you live in Latvia? In the US, new homes are inspected.

1. Calm down.

2. Inform your mom.

You do not want to hide this accident from her, as it will make it harder to deal with the damage to the house.

Sometimes bad things happen and you just have to act like an adult and take the consequences.

Just tell her what happend you fucking faggot

>>731275978
Turn off the breakers and use a cordless you dumb slut. Do you want to get out of this or not? You need drain the water from up there before it all comes crashing down.

>>731275978

I guess the nearest guy to your house would help you for a blow job. I mean it.

>>731275978
Kill the main power first dumbass

Why not take a bath OP?

I mean you went through all this trouble, might as well live a little.

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>>731275678
>You had a wet/dry shop vac this whole time? I'm crying a little over here.
What is it?

How does it work?

I connected one house but there's no other hose for the water to come out?

I'm back upstairs in my room in bed just too depressed to do anything now.

>>731276031
Yeah I'm thinking they're a younger siblings.

>>731275955

+1

Even if you feel hopeless / that you'll be punished either way, your instinct should be to call your mum so that you can help reduce any further damage for her sake.

Your current attitude is really selfish.

>>731275978
>Why do bad things happen to good people
Stupid things happen to stupid people. Call your mum idiot

>>731275978
OH SHIT OP HAS THE SAME VACUUM AS ME! ITS A BISSELL POWERFORCE COMMPACT! RIGHT OP?

Don't use a drill. Poke small holes with a screwdriver to let the water out of the drywall ceiling before it starts to bulge then give way.

>>731275978
Is the water still clogged on the floor?

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>>731275978

>>731276168
The water collects in the reservoir.

>>731276239
A needle might be enough, no?

>>73127449>

This

>731274572

>>731276031
Indeed... OP has been too over dramatic...
it was good bait... it fooled lots of people, engaged some autists and worried some neckbeard's all while actually producing no tits or time stamps.

Well played anon.

>>731276317
Won't come out fast enough

>>731276317
A molecular level hole which is the size of an H2O molecule will do

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>>731275955
Dude, I'm not trying to be spoiled, but I'd I shut off the electric then I won't have internet to talk to you guys, no cable to watch TV, and my laptop will die and I can't play fallout 4!!!!

I'm just trying to survive here!!!!

Cut me some slack here, please!!!!!

Old /b/ would've made this a funnier thread. You all disgust me with your good intentions and honest advice. An hero is the only way to repent now.

>>731276327
Nigga this retard just fucked quoting up twice

>>731276396
Just turn off the light circuit

>>731276371
She had timestaed in original thread

Ok OP what you are doing now will probably kill you, your dogs and your family. If the roof crashes, you will be screwed for reals. Call 911 fast. Your comfieness is not worth enough risking life

>>731276403
Fuck off grampa.

>>731274497
plumber here, you're fucked :^)

op if youre still here, the same thing happened to me except i took a piss in the middle of the night and went back to sleep and the toilet was clogged and is overflowed and went all the way to the basement. they werent pissed because it wasnt my fault so just use my story

>>731276396
Mobile website. You've probably got a phone.

>>731276396
you and your dogs would be dead already now so why bother turning off

>>731276396
Good luck dying with your retardness

>>731276070

OH SHIT

NEW HOMES ARE INSPECTED

ZERO CHANCE OF ELECTRICAL FIRES IN THE UNITED STATES GUYS

Apparently in the U.S. they don't know basic safe-bathroom construction but srsly zero chance of unsafe wiring

Why the fuck hasn't OP posted time stamp yet?? So many imposter in here. OP where you live what city?

>>731276462
With tits??
No... thought not.


I was here in the original thread looking at the pic the time stamp could easily be a fake, looks to me like OP was holding the pad of paper over the computer screen..

live stream an hero in the bath, It's the only option op

>>731276577
People tamper with electricals sometimes after construction too.

op timestamp now

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>>731276015
>YOU HAVE TO TELL YOUR MOM. YOUR HOUSE WILL BE RUINED AND TORN DOWN IF YOU DO NOT ACT FAST. IT IS ABSOLUTELY THE MOST IMPORTANT THING THAT YOU TELL YOUR MOM NOW. I AM BEGGING YOU
OP here,

I'm not joking, and I'm not trying to disrespect you guys who are trying to help me, but why would the house her torn down just because it flooded?

Won't it dry by tomorrow?

I mean, rain gets all over the tree in my backyard, but the tree just dries out and it still lives and doesn't fall.

So why would my house fall off it's made out of trees?

Trees and houses were meant to be water resistant, weren't they?

P.S. Do you think my mom will notice this flood by her bed?

THERE'S STILL SO MUCH WATER!!!!

WHY ISN'T THE WATER LEAVING HER ROOM AND KITCHEN CEILING??!!!!!

>>731276577
Indeed I've never been on a site where corners were cut and the inspection team all got lovely xmas presents from the contractor....

>>731276722
OMG are you seriously retarded

>>731276577
>all of the appliances will get short-circuited which means more property loss
You do not understand electrical installations.

OP, post the breaker panel picture again so you can shut off that lighting circuit.

>>731276722
Have you ever lived in a house infested with mold? It's horrific.
Just tell your mother, it would be a lot better than her just finding out by herself.

>>731276611
She timestamped in original thread

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>>731276031
>Minnie Mouse not her. Saw graco crib in mom bedroom pic. All fake news.
Lol You think my old ass mom has babies??? Haha retards.

That's for when my brother comes over with his baby.

Regular Sherlock Rogers, aren't you guys?

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>>731276722

I know she posted timestamp in the last thread but...but I feel like this is a troll. This can't be real. No one could be this retarded about such a big deal. It's all TOO retarded

>>731276722
I really hope this is true and this person is really that stupid. In the name of Kek, please be true

>>731274413
P.S we told you

>>731276722
OP trolling us now

>>731276908
Yeah I'm also doubting the Op IQ level by now

>>731275515
If you are going to use wet/dry vac, make sure to remove the filter before vacumning water. There should be a gfci outlet in the kitchen. Use that for power. It will protect from electric.

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>>731276251
Yeah, the carpet is like a fucking swamp in my mom's bedroom.

I'm waiting for the towels to dry in the dryer to use them again.

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>>731276866

>>731276722

The tree is outside in the free air.

The water you've flooded your house with is soaking internal boarding, insulation and tiny nooks and crannies all inside the floors and walls of your house that never get any air. Even if there's no structural damage you can get rot and mould and literally have your family die from airborne fungus.

>>731276722
Ok firs step is to pour petrol wherever water has gone on the floor to make it evaporate faster. The next step is to turn all the lights and heating on in the house to warm it up also turn the oven on with the door open to speed this up. If none of this works fast enough pour bleach on the floor with some ammonia

>>731276577
Try this experiment, Go upstairs from your mom's basement to the bathroom. Open the taps fully for the tub and see if the overflow drain will be able to keep the water from spilling over.

>>731277003
Just ring them out and keep going. You're wasting time with the dryer.

>>731277003
>dry in the dryer
240 volts, water.
RIP in piss OP

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>>731276827
not op but here

>>731276908
This

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>>731276491
>plumber here, you're fucked :^)
OP here,

How fucked? Fucked fucked or proper fucked?

Seriously, it's really that bad?

I'm freaking out now.

Is my life really in danger?

Pic related: me taking a pee in another bathroom upstairs

Quick OP post tits before your mom comes home and cuts them off.

You need to make the water drain faster by adding more of it, try turning on all the taps in the house and filling the bath, that should help. Also TIME STAMP YOU NORMIE SLUT OR GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY THREAD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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getting better and better

>>731277003
Do you have a leaf blower?

>>731277211
Dubs win

>>731277003
Is that above the kitchen? Go to the upper floor above where there is water in the bottom floor ceiling, jump up and down, walk back downstairs , see if you can see any cracks.

>>731277021
DON'T DO THIS IT MAKES MUSTART GAS!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>731276396
And with that I no longer believe this thread until I see tits+timestamp

>>731277266
dubs of truth

>>731276722
roofer tiler here.

your roof won't collapse the ceiling will dry but there will be stains where the water left.

even if you dry everything and your mother won't notice you will be living under a thick mold in a month.

had a case where water was coming inside a house from a flat roof. the wood construction was soaked and as we opened it the mold had already his own atmosphere.

anyway this shit will kill you not a falling roof lol

>>731277283
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>731277266
Faggot

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>>731276646
Dude, if you're so desperate for tits just go to a porn site. Geeeez

Pic related: I'm still peeing

>>731271885

I HAVE DONE THIS BEFORE

The water dried in a few days and there was no damage. It was really scary, but it was all ok.

Though yours looks worse than when I did it

>>731275515
let her die she get advices but she prefer to die...

>>731277283
this

>>731277209
Is this is real you're hilariously fucked. Tens of thousands in damage fucked.

>>731272131
good lord how old is OP?

>>731277439
prolly 12

>>731277347

you would get much better answers if you would post tits and timestamp
just sayin nothing desperate or personal

>>731277044

My bathroom is equipped with floor drains and there's a slight inclination on the tiles to prevent water pooling up near the door.

Unless there's an obstruction to the floor drains a complete blockage/overflow of a tap or shower or bath will never be enough to exceed the intake of the drains.

Tits and timestamp or it aint worth my time tramp

>>731277473
Pic of her peeing would be perfecty fine

Wooden houses are a pain in the ass

>>731276722
are you literally retarded? its seeped through your flooring and you've fucked so much shit up already anon. Forty keks for your ceiling caving in and your mom finds out then beats your ass twice as hard because you didnt tell her

>>731270797
I do water restoration for a living in FL. You need to get as many fans as possible going all at once if you even want a chance. Best case it works. Worst case you are removing drywall and replacing sub floor, baseboards, flooring. 10s of thousands easily. How long did the water sit?

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>>731277340
OP here, not joking, very serious, mole can kill you? How? I get a yeast infection and that mold doesn't kill me, so how can a house yeast infection kill me?

Pic related: still peeing

>>731275978
this happened because you are dumb and choose fallout 4 over carrying about bathtub

>279 Replies.
>81 Posters

Wow you guys are all fags...
Continuing this thread without getting tits+timestamp...
What the fuck has happened to /b/.

What if we posted our rock hard dicks? Would you then be horny enough to start fondling your tits and maybe show some puss for us?

>>731277595
Op is confirmed troll, no one can seriously be this autistic. or underage. soooo abandon bread

>>731276722
You need to call her so she can tell the insurance company and get someone there who can help.

The water isn't the issue, it's the mold that starts within 24-48 hours. Those spots on the ceiling need to have the water drained, is there something you can poke up there? Go to the electrical panel and shut off the light circuit first (just in case) it should be a 15 amp circuit.

Basically the water is collected at the low points, so right now it's collected at your mom's bed, then whatever gaps in the subfloor, then the ceiling and gaps it finds there like the light outlet.

I really am trying to help you, if there was more time. I don't think you are equipped to handle this being a female and all, you really need a man to do this.

>>731277003

Okay.. fuck, get that shop vac, take the top off, remove the blue paper filter, put shop vac back together. Use it to suck up water here, if it falls over you'll hear a high pitched noise, you have to set it back upright, turn it off, wait for it to stop and you'll hear the ball inside drop. Turn it back on and get this shit cleaned up. Don't dump it back on the carpet after, take it to the toilet or find a small child to help you figure it out.

Did you open the fucking windows yet?

>>731277585

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>>731277642
Agreed.

>>731277003
the only way to save what little is left is to tear out the carpet so the wood can dry out and there will be less chance on mould forming.

You fucked up, come clean and hire professional contracters to clean up the mess.

If you mom works in insurance she probably knows her way around

>>731277595
Pour pool chlorine down the hole where the water leaked out of the bathroom. Then nothing will ever grow there.

>>731277514
This isn't about you, Cunt.

>>731277623
"hur dur /b has gone to shit" you're the one who wants us to leave the first good thread in a few days for ylyl and sissy threads

>>731277735

No shit, follow the comment chain you spastic.

>>731277746
No. I want proper threads.
Fuck off fag.

>>731277595
It's not even bait anymore, you've almost stopped trying.
Fuck OP if you had played it a little smarter you might actually have been able to meme some Floridanons to some random house to help with a leak that doesn't exist.
You played it ok at the start, but now obvious, bait is obvious.

>>731277623
This is the 2nd thread and it doesn't apply anyway. Go pull your little wiener to furry porn.

STOP GIVING A SINGLE FUCK ABOUT HER WE CAN HAVE A TRAGEDY INSTEAD AND YOU GUY ARE HELPING HER WHILE SHE REFUSES HELP ALL THE TIME

>>731276722
The tree is made out of wood, it also has fresh, constantly moving air around it.

your house has more than wood, it has insulation and dry board, also inside the walls/roof get no airflow.

It will start to grow mold and rot, creating irreparable damage and then the house may need to be knocked down due to toxins from airborne mold and structural integrity issues. Have you ever lived in a mold infested house anon? gets you sick all the time, coughing etc you can even die from it.

Your mother/parents are going to find out sooner or later, just looking at the pictures the roof is fucked and unless you paint it before 4 then your mom is going to notice it, not to mention the wet carpet etc.

Ring her and tell her, even if you have to lie about it, something like you passed out, forgot, swear you turned it off etc. Insurance will cover most of the costs your mum will be mad, but she will understand, she will be MAD if you leave it, ruining her house and putting the lives of your family in danger.

>>731277595
well not right now but in a year or two you will become very sick

>>731277729
do this and you are dead in a minute

>>731276866
Sauce me

>>731277595
Abandon thread. Op is trying to be funny.

Women aren't funny and you're no exception, stupid twat.

>>731277595
are you this retarded? or am I for falling for it.

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>>731277003
Ok. Round two with the towels.

The for powder stained the carpet pink.

Mom gets home in 3 hours.

Gonna start packing just in case I need to runaway.

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>>731277623
..

>>731277519

go and be disgusting somwhere else

>>731277794
where are the "proper" threads anon? Everything else on here is just the same old shit now

>>731278000
still no tits and wasted trips.. nice one, op.

>>731278000
Fake and gay

>>731278000

if you dont post tits u will get 50% of replies to your posts about showing u the tits

>>731278000
Trips demands trips DAMNIT!

>>731278000
>shopped
Nice quads.

>>731277996
>>731278000
you have time to save this in 3 hours.. but imma need some tits first.

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>>731278000
Distinct lack of tits. Fuck off little boy.

>>731276722
That's a wrap.

Honestly if this is real, which I highly doubt, then OP is being such a retard and ignoring so much good advice that "she" deserves all "she" gets

>>731272717
You like a fucking stupid girl

>>731278000
Those aren't tits you cunt. I know using your brain is hard for you, but TITS and time stamp, means with your TITS too. Fucking imbecile.

>>731277996
I don't your mom personality but seriously you have to tell her if you won't do it, it probably it will cost your whole house rather than just some thousand dollars

>>731278000
This is from the last thread. Confirmed troll. We've been had.