Ask a male gynecologist anything !

>>731266192
what is the youngest pussy you ever got your hands on

do you ever *enjoy* it

>>731266257
12 yo
>>731266266
I see them at their wors - but there are few that you think back at.

>>731266436
ever give someone the ol' zazoo?

>>731266627

the ol' slip slop

What are the signs of magnesium overdose?

>>731266627
ol'zazoo ? - what the heck is that ?

>>731266707


the ol' shimmy sham

>>731266192

my gf always has blue goop in her puss should i be worried?

I imagine that, assuming youre a straight male, you quickly lose any sexual feelings over seeing a vagina. That being said, Ya ever popped a stiffy?

>>731266192
Is it normal for a Gyne to stick their finger up a patients ass or is my wife's just fucking with her?

>>731266793
the ol' slip n drip

>>731266795
tell her to stop fucking smurfs

>>731266832

the ol' drip drop slick & slop

>>731266709
Magnesium toxicity - lethargy, nausea, irregular heartbeat, confusion, coma, etc

the ol rain drop drop top

>>731266192
The oldest pussy you ever got?

>>731266803
There are some hot patients who let's say - increase the blood flow the the area, also very much depend on their mood - some of them are flirty.

>>731266996
80+

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>>731266436
>>731267103
nice

Male gynecologist might be the dumbest specialty you can have chosen.
Any incidental contact with the clitoris during exam = college report and potentially court time
Highest medicolegal insurance fees
Average subspecialist pay

>>731266627
>>731266707
>>731266793
the ol' schlicker

>>731266192
What is the half-life of Strontium90?

>>731266819
Depends on the problem.
Usually we do the rectal exam instead of vaginal - to virgins.

>>731266192
Who promoted Peress?

>>731266627
>>731266707
>>731266793
the ol' Gunk Fungler

>>731267182

Wrong, you lying sack of shit .

>>731266192
What is the capital of Outer Mongolia?

>>731267103
How it was OP?

>>731267172
You are right - but that is country related - I'm not in US, Here is one of the highest payed speciality

>>731266192

any of the women ever start moaning in pleasure?

>>731266192

who was the worst smelling?

>>731266192

do you find toys up there? old tampons?

>>731267282
no worries, I works peds, literally years of subspecialist training for GP pay. Whatever, I dont care about money and I like the job
But yeah, here the medical insurance for obs gyn is insane, like 100k per year

>>731267227
Who is Peress
>>731267264
True story, bro !
>>731267178
Gynecology not nuclear medicine
>>731267266
Interesting thing - I'll wiki search this

>>731266192
The ol' pap' 'n slap?

>>731267230
u fuck!! i kek'd!

>>731267396
Old tampon
>>731267459
Yes - spray cap, rubber band
>>731267501
I pay like 600EUR/year for insurance, I hate office hours, love the OR and laparoscopies

>>731267520
You rule !

what makes a 'good looking' puss?

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>>731266192
does your weewee ever get hard

>>731267786
You know what they say - Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

>>731267786
taste
fuck off virgin

>>731267819
When it need to, yes !
At work, NO.

>>731267839
but you've seen more than me... just asking an expert...

Oh, and do you think some women try to look... attractive down there for you?

>>731267852
im not sure if you understand who the senses work...
taste doesn't have anything to do with looks.

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>>731268000
check'd

>>731268000
They all take care of it - some of them refuse the exam because "they are not ready" meaning the bush is not trimmed.

Its funny how everyone think you see hot pussy all day long. I remember as a med student, we had this smoking hot girl come in. She was a 9/10. She said she was a "stripper" and came in for wart removal.
It looked like she had a fucking cauliflower growing out of her vag, took like an hour to cauterize, I wanted to puke the whole time

do you ever film? for research of course

>>731268241
I second that !
I told you - I see them at their worst, so you guys can enjoy it healthy :)

>>731268087
and i'm not sure if you ever touched a vagina or kissed a grill

>>731268345
Surgical interventions - yes with writen consent - anything else of course no

>>731266192
I've always wondered why people decide to choose such a profession? As a child, did you hope to one day become a cunt doctor, or did you just settle with becoming a vag inspector because you were to dumb to become an actual doctor?

>>731268529
Good pay, and someone needs to do it

Do you ever play practical jokes on your patients? Like, do you talk to their pussies and then put on a phoney voice and pretend to talk back?
>hello Mrs. Muff how are you today?
>not bad not bad. Just a bit wet

>>731268425
I owe you.

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>>731268649
kys

>>731268529
Good one !
Think about medical profession and tell me what other speciality has a positive conotation - to what doctor the patients came for something good (I'm talking about giving birth), and yes to dumb - 6 years medical school, 5 year speciality training like almost all the others specialities - neurosurgery has 9 years.
And yes as a young boy I dreamt of becaming the vag inspector :) - actually vag inspector would make a good t-shirt logo

>>731268492
thank you for caring... you touch my heart.

>>731268649
I joke with some of them who I know for a long time or with the ones that seems to be more easy going - but not jokes with a sexual conotation, or at least I'm not the one who starts.

No way I ever trust a male gyno. A bunch of pervs who try to hide behind "oh, you get desensitized". Bullshit. If you still get aroused by porn, you're going to enjoy looking at that hot snatch coming in your office. Sure, there is a bunch of pedestrian and ugly shit coming through, but no way you don't get off thinking about the hot young ones who come through.

>>731269082
this can't be a girl... girls are nasty as fuck and they know they are nasty as fuck...
that's why they hide so much from us guys.

>>731267501
Malpractice laws are very much in the doc's favor in most of europe, no need for high insurance prices.

>>731269082
Look - think of the hottest guy you ever known and now imagine that his junk smells like fish and he has same white discharge coming out of his wee-wee, throw in some warts, blood or pain at the slightest touch - are you horny yet ?

>>731268956
at least someone here is touching something kid

>>731269082
you got to be 12 !

any of em ever have an orgasm while you were "working" down there?

>>731269575
you touched some kid?
sicko!

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>>731269638

>>731269264
Yes

>>731267230
underrated post

>>731269638
do you know what they do when they're working down there?

>>731267282
yet you typed payed instead of paid

>>731269638
I'm not working that hard - but same of them get goose bump and they look a little flustered

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You are welcome bitches

>>731266192
Do your patients opt more for 'pine forest' or 'new car smell' after an examination?

>>731269264
So every hot patient you get is diseased? No 18 year old hotties come in for a routine exam? For an IUD insertion? ONLY stinky diseased pussies?

>>731266192
... and in wich european city do you work at ?

>>731269836

I know you said some are kinda flirty but any of em ever take it to the next level?

>>731269814
you are confunsing me - what's the correct form ?
payed or paid - I think it's paid.

>>731269800

yes, I'm old. married, kids, etc....

>>731266627
>>731266707
>>731266832
>>731266882
>>731266992
>>731267173
>>731267230
>>731267520

Wonderful, just wonderful

>>731266192
you ever rubbed one out after they left your office?

>>731269910
Pine forest is trending now
>>731269918
I have routine exams - I don't understand - I see hotties on the street and I don't act like a creep (I don't act at all), why should it be different in the office. I'm a men first and doctor second, I like hot woman but that does not mean that I act like a creep, I act professional - they came to doctor to solve a problem, to check something not to be ogled at - that's my case thou

>>731267172
>ny incidental contact with the clitoris during exam = college report and potentially court time
is this true lol?

>>731270393
No
>>731270072
No or I didn't get it :) - obviously no

>>731270085
Whenever we are talking about financial transactions, the correct form is paid.

Payed can also be used, but it has a different meaning (more specifically a "nautical" meaning).

Example:
Correct:
>I paid my debt in full. He payed the deck with tar. She paid out the rope.

Incorrect:
>I payed my debt in full.

My job here is done. Peace out fags.

>>731270450
did you ever examine any post-op trans girls?

>>731270623
Not all heroes wear capes

>>731270561
>>731270376
Russian confirmed, can only afford one glove.

>>731270745
No
>>731270623
Thank you, sir/lady !

>>731270787
fucking kek

>>731270586
Ever lick your finger after going into the holiest of holy?

>>731270864
I can afford 2 gloves - if yes is the answer that rocks your boat then the truth is no i did not - not at job anyway

>>731268228
What country do you live in?

>>731270839
Let's be honest, the percentage of females visiting /b/ is far smaller than that of males.

And no, thank you for giving some of your spare time to answer retarded questions asked by underage fags (that includes me.)

in case anyone wants the source of the previous explanation, here:

well shit, i cant include it... DAMN YOU FILTERS

The ol' Reem and cream

>>731266192
wich country are you from ?
where's home to you ?

>>731271094
Try to guess - by my answer to the bush thing.
I'll tell you.

>>731271154
whoever you are, wherever you are, whatever you are - don't stop :)

>>731266192
what if she's on her period?

>>731271189
You seem really german tbh

>>731271180
>>731271189
Romania - Bucharest
>>731271326
Depends on the problem - usually they come to the office for 3 problems, bleeding, vaginal discharge and pain - so we are not afraid of blood

Have you ever refused to see a patient because she is an ugger?

Have you ever met a female who is just 'doing it wrong'?
I'm not sure what it could be but something that should be common sense but she just didn't get it?

>>731271445
lol or kek ?
>>731271449
I hate it when they bring their own dildo

>>731267520
kek

>>731271461
>Romania - Bucharest
Get many gypsies?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2iUGfURqyhs

Do you ever administrate an enema?

>>731270518
in america, yes

>>731271506
I can not refuse to see a patient.
>>731271509
Yes - frequent vaginal infection by not changing the condom or washing (the penis) after anal sex, and of course are those with doctor google .

>>731271594
Fortunately now I work in private settings - so no more dirty gipsies
>>731271610
I think any med studend did it.

>>731271743
ever wanted to refuse uggers?

>>731271881
Any good greentext gypsy stories?

>>731266192
Do you have any problems in you personal life thanks to your line of work?
Like if you were serving tables all day, later you get home and think "if i see another cup of coffee..."

>>731271461
>Romania - Bucharest
Did you ever made a trip to see Dracula's castle?

>>731271889
Yes
>>731271938
No - horror stories - I'm still trying to get them out of my head.

>>731266192
Does seeing so much rancid cunt turn you off women? Like, when you're out and about at a pub or lunch or something do you see a hot bird and think "Man, she's probably got a yeast infection"...

>>731266846
kek

>>731272088
No - or if the fact that I can not see myself having sex with other person than my wife - but i don't think is work related.
>>731272165
Yes - Overrated tourist attraction
>>731272241
No to that extent - and it usually wears off after first sip from the beer.

>>731267654
>spray cap
Is it even possible to have a spray cap in your cunt and not noticing it?

>>731272512
>Overrated tourist attraction
Really? How so?

>>731272183
>dis gun be good

>>731266257
I like that this is the first question

>>731272622
Not by accident - play but could not get it out after.

>>731272843
And how do you get it out?

>>731266192
Only men are proper physicians so it's right.

>>731272645
Original building - but with furniture from different centuries.
I may have been a little harsh on the subject - as this is the first attraction that foreigners know about in relation to Romania.
Actually is nice - I have been twice with my children and they loved it

>>731272950
Secret of the trade :)
Used a toothed forceps.

>>731273067
Do you take care of your own daughters?

If you know what I mean

>>731267654
how old was the spray cap chick, and how did she feel about needing help?

>>731273304
A question that does not deserves an answer !>>731273405
25-30 yo and she was very embarassed

>>731272512
>No - or if the fact that I can not see myself having sex with other person than my wife

P U R E
U
R
E

did you ever have a patient so awkward that it looked like she has r9k levels of autismo

>>731273067
>I may have been a little harsh on the subject - as this is the first attraction that foreigners know about in relation to Romania.
I don't blame you, it's kindda like people coming to Brazil and only wanting to talk about soccer or going to the beach i suppose.
What other attractions do you think are nice for tourists in there?

>>731266192
what dose pussy smell and taste liek?

>>731273778
Not the doc, but I know some people go to visit orphanages.

My partner pussy smells bad is that normal?

>>731266192
If im fucking a hooker, and her poon smells like salty smelly fish ass, should I immidiately stop banging her or will I be ok to finish since I got my rubber on?

Why are female gyno's always bitchy and rude?

>>731273756
Yes - and some of them with high paying jobs !
>>731273778
The north called Maramures - the people there are wonderfull, the scenery, century old monasteries from Moldova region, Danube Delta.
I visited Rio and have been to carnival - something special seeing people dancing in buses at red light just because the care near the bus had the music put on loud :) - best time ever.

>>731274059
You should stop. Some of her sloppy infected cunt juice might splatter on your balls.

>>731273756
yes your mom

>>731273954
How bad? Describe the smell.

>>731266192
How did you start coming on 4chan?

>>731274139
>Yes - and some of them with high paying jobs !
Any story you can tell us?

>>731274177
Like i have had about 5 serious gf but this one doesnt smell like fish but like the smell of after sex with semen and pussy juices mixed and not washed...

>>731274139
w-were they cute? how did they act all throughout the situation. pls respond.

>>731274135
I don't know - but I have this feedback from patients.
>>731273909
Long story with the orphanages in 90's - problem solved now with the aid of different associations and guverment.
>>731274059
>>731273954
Probably - vaginosis - that's what smells like fish - rubber is a must :) - you'll probably survive and live long.

Which race is the tightest? From my personal escapades I honestly believe that Asians really are.

>>731274410
LOL live long and prosper hey ;) Also should she see a doc or is it normal just some girls smelly?

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>>731269264

>>731274410
can a penis get vaginosis?

>>731272183
Do you dissuade banging gypsy hookers?

>>731274196
opened browser - 4chan.org and enter - know the site for a long time, also love 9gag
>>731274325
Make her see a gynecologist - it may be an infection or she just does not wash.
>>731274344
What do you need to know - I don't get it !
>>731274476
Depends - it is not about race it's about constitution and if they gave birth vaginally or not.

>>731274139
>people dancing in buses at red light just because the care near the bus had the music put on loud
lol. Yeah, people here can be quite festive, glad you had fun.
>Maramures
Googling it right now, seems lovely, will definitely put it on my list for future travels
>>731273909
Why is that though?

>>731274788
>if they gave birth vaginally or not
can u give birth anally?

>>731274788
Bullshit, race has to play into it. I've fucked 2 Japanese, a korean, a Russian and an American. The Asian girls were all noticeably tighter than the white girls, even the one Japanese girl who was a club slut was about equal to the """"virgin"""" Russian girl

Why is it that so many OBGYN end up being shitty medical doctors and shitty surgeons? Is it that there's too much to learn to be proficient in only 5 years?

>>731274898
>Why is that though?
i guess they really like kids

>>731274915
Well that's how you were born, you piece of shit.

>>731270376
>I'm a professional
>can't find the hole
kek

>>731266192
are most of your patients disgusting?

>>731274509
If the smell is that of a fish - yes she should see a doctor.
>>731274509
If she has that smell from forever - probably it's ok, but if is something new - she should investigate that.
>>731274567
CDC - routine treatment of sex partners is not recommended.
>>731274678
Depends on how good the gypsy looks !

>>731274915
C-section - clever boy

>>731274938
I must take you word on that until I will try that myself if ever.

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>>731274988
I don't know what to answer to that - I think of myself as a good surgeon - comparing with my fellow colleagues.
>>731275103
Actually no - they are nice human beings with a health problem

Any advice on how to study physiology / physiopathology ? Our teacher is a fucking faggot...

>>731267266
Outer Mongolia is the country of Mongolia you mongoloid. Capital is Ulan Bator

>>731275429
No idea, it looks like all that teach physiology / physiopathology are like that. Mine were the same.

Does your wife have any issues with your work or do you truly separate job from family life ?
Also, what do you think when you're eating her out ?

>>731266627
the ol' shlish shlosher

>>731275058
Solid bantz

>>731266192
Op is not a gyno

>>731275522
I found something else on wiki - also need another source.

>>731266192
Are you able to eat fish still?

what are virgin girls like

>>731275641
No she does not - but she's a psychiatrist so...
How I'm going to f..k her silly later on :)

>>731275835
tight and asking for it

>>731275850
Nice
What are women's reactions when you tell them your job. What was her's the first time you met ?

>>731275785
Not my favourite food - but yes, no problem
>>731275835
Where do you find virgins these days ?

>>731275981
youve never had virgin patients?

>>731266192
ever meet one of your patient in the public or a private place like bar/party or goverment office or store?
ever talked with there husband?
how was the conversation?

>>731267520
The ol' slippery toboggan?

>>731275944
Obviously - we met at med school so she was all informed and voiced her opinion on my choices
And of course I got all their unanswered questions from their last visit with their gynecologist and the guys all what to visit me at my office.

>>731276133
Actually meet one of my patient and her husband on holiday so we met almost every day. Normal acting - I'm the doctor not her lover - why should they act different?
Some of them come to office with their husbands and that I find it to be awkward as they sit there while I do my job/

>>731276228
Ever wanted to change career or you're just too young ?

>>731276481
I get bored very fast - so yes I thought about that - but to something not medicine related.

>>731274788
> also love 9gag
kys

What exactly goes through your mind during the procedure when she becomes uncomfortable? Is there a sort of empathy or pity to the discomfort you are causing?

>>731274788
she washes but she works 10hrs a day in the meat department in woolworths.. But its not fishy

>>731276737
I let them know what I'am about to do, I talk to them to free their mind from the procedure. I know from the way she acts, speaks, etc if she's stressed about the whole thing and I act and speak accordingly.

>>731276884
She should do a vaginal secretion test - I imagine is hard to tell if is something wrong here.
Usually it should not smell

Would it be wrong to compare your job to that of a fisherman?

>>731269918
>gyno routine exam
You were molested

>>731266192
If you are a gynaecologist.
How would you treate a pregnant woman uterine prolapse

>>731266945
Forgetting respiratory depression
You are not a real gynaecologist

>>731266436
Did you get to fuck her afterwards?

I would rather have a man finger around my metaphorical pussy considering that as a man having another man finger my asshole was not very pleasant

>>731278055
Does not happen in the pregnancy as the uterus grows it stays in pelvis/abdomen. It may happen during first trimester - you could use a pesary .
>>731278133
Put that in etc category
Also I screen in the first trimester for the risk of preeclampsia and hipertension - so I can lower the risk.

Is it okay to be on Visanne while I have a mirena? I have endometriosis

Femanon here. I've never been to a gynecologist and I didn't have any problems with my vag so far. Should I still go see one from time to time? I'm socially awkward af and scared.

>>731278655
Nobody screens for pre eclampsia in first trimester

>>731269082
My gyne is a male. It's better than a female, who just tell yo u to "get over it" when you're doubled over in pain. Turns out I was at stage 2 endo, she did an internal exam thing and didn't find it. Women are shit gynes

>>731279048
If you are over 30, you need to undergo regular pap smear unless you don't mind risking cervical cancer.

Also tits timestamp or btfo

>>731278752
Why would you have both ?
>>731279048
Yes.you at least should the Pap-test - cervical screening once a year/ once 3 years - depending on were you live.

>>731273818
Salty milk and coins

>>731279174
search fetal medicine foundation - FMF - that is what we use, and we do it to every pregnant women in our/my care.

>>731266436
I did youngers and I'm not a medic

>>731279439
Just messing with you anon.
You seem legit.

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>>731270787
Kek'd

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>>731271461
>tfw you now know for a fact gynos in your country browse fucking /b/ of all places
Are you any good OP? Last gyno I went to was a muslim

>>731279294
My gyne prescribed both. I thought I'd go off the visanne when I got the mirena, but visanne is for endo but a mirena not. But my concern is the amount of hormones in my system. I'm only 19, I don't want to fuck my chances of having kids even more

>>731266257
>>731266436
sheet I wanted to ask exactry the same thing.
Did you left a lolipop?

>>731280080
Male muslim ? It's is funny how they not allow their women to be seen by a male gynecologist but the became one.
I can not lie - I'm a good one !
>>731280119
Vissane is 10 times stronger than Mirena - so Mirena does not bring to much to this while having a contraceptive effect while on treatment.

>>731266882
the ol' dinghus fingus?

What are the chances of beconing incontinent after a urethral cyst removal?

>>731280080
Not sure gyno's work with boipucci.

>>731280667
Okay awesome Thankyou. It's been a concern for a while, well since January when I got it done. Holy fuck does it hurt. Also bled for like two months straight after getting it done

>>731280667
Real talk now, where do you work? Am I covered by the health insurance if I schedule an exam, or is it like a completely private clinic?

>>731280922
Depends on high on the urethra the cyst is - and the technique is adapted for that

>>731280277
Do gynecologists give brave girls anything as reward?

>>731266192
how many virgins you felt up and what was the oldest one?

>>731281329
Are you in Romania ?

>>731281058
but what if someone impregnates my boipucci?

>>731281407
Nobody does PV on a virgin
It's painful and hardly aids in diagnosis

>>731281344
My wife is unable to have sex, can't even fit a finger in her the cyst is so large l. She's scared to have it removed in case she can't control her bladder once it has been fixed. Anything she can do to prevent incontinence? Pelvic floor exercises?

>>731268425
You people are heros

>>731281648
And how soon after the surgery can we start fucking again?

>>731281571
Duh... Hold it in for 9 months, drop it in a toilet, and tell it Black Lives Matter.

>>731281774
Surgery - after if incontinence is a issue - sling
After at least 4 weeks

>>731281423
Why the hell else would I ask? Although scheduling a gyno exam on /b/ would be a new low even for me..

>>731282046
Not here, we should talk in private somehow !

>>731267103
I feel so bad for you

>>731266192
What's your most hatest medical speciality?
I hate radiologist and their smirky face

How old does a woman need to be before you can start fucking:

1. Mouth
2. Vagina
3. Ass

>>731266192
why males need a gynecologist?

>>731268425
>not all male gynecologists wear capes

>>731282901
You could read like that.

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>>731281407
>Do gynecologists give brave girls anything as reward?

man... i wish i got a lollipop after my endoscopy.

>>731283677
dont you get drugged up for that?

>>731283677
I wonder if we could take what the gynecologist tells us and aim it towards proctologists. I always wanted to know what is going through the doctor's head when he sticks his finger in my butt.

>>731283800

Yes but i still wanted the lollipop.

>>731271125
That looks some tight goodness

The 'ol ram n jam

The 'ol boink n oink..
(fat chics)

>>731283870
>I always wanted to know what is going through the doctor's head when he sticks his finger in my butt.
i gues something like
"what am I gonna spend the next paycheck on, a new car, or..."

>>731268425
You're a fucking hero anon. Thanks for doing that.

>>731274325
The internal vagina is self regulating, but the labia need a lot of (gentle) scrubbing or it can hold too much sweat and other gross stuff. Watch a youtube video on washing pussy or something, then get her into the shower with you and make it erotic for you to take care of it for her. Do this a couple of times and see if it improves. Otherwise the balance is off internally somewhere and she def needs a gyno.

>>731266192

What di you think of Moldova?

>>731284863
I would hope so. It would be nice to know they distance themselves from my butt and just think about the weekend.

Can I be a surgeon? It's my dream and I'm dedicated.