Describe yourself as a person.

>>731253563
shy, overthinker, suicidal, loser

A sapiosexual sociopath (not the edgy kind, just retarded empathy and morals) in an open relationship.

>>731253563
oh god....

POS that destroys anyone that i come in contact with. finally found someone i can love, so i must go full bore to protect her. that means anyone that gets in my way is toast. fuck you

Narcissistic, intelligent, emotionless, egotistical, and self-centered.

>>731253563
A mess

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>>731253632
you should grow up and stop blaming other people for your problems

>>731253743
>a sapiosexual sociopath
>open relationship
edgy

>>731253772
under the age of 18 and couldn't make bread into toast, let alone a person.

gluttonous, easily distracted, kind

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>>731253563

>>731253873
>731253772 (You)

my god you couldn't have missed that more is you closed your eyes and tossed a rock. you really think yourself a 101 psych don't you? hahahahah

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>>731253632
This.

Also selfish-absorbed, a retard and an alcoholic.

>>731253563
the snoopers look through my trash and everything else I do. No idea why. I'm seriously not that interesting, I don't have a lot of money, I work at a dull job, I don't have a security clearance. I'm an average guy.

So why do they snoop through the detritus of my life?

>>731253632
>>731253873
blame myself for my problems

>>731253873
Gimme a break, you're an edgelord yourself, trying to prove you're above others xD
I just like to fuck other people, because vanilla sex bores me already (as everything in my live, games, food, drugs, I constantly need to be exposed to new stimuli, because almost nothing makes me happy or sad anymore)

I'm the Devil and I do the Devil's work.

>>731253998
yeah thanks for proving my point, kid. This site is for 18+ years only.

>>731254049
you're nobody and you don't work at all

Introvert, lonely, anxious, chronically depressed, intelligent, overthinker, creative, artistic, sexual, hopeless romantic, wanting to be loved.

>>731254043
Mate you just said xD on 4chan, this site is 18+, even the SFW boards are 18+. Please leave.

>>731254017
Fair enough.

>>731254064
hahahahah, keep working at mcdonalds asshole

Two arms, two legs, I think there's an asshole somewhere in the back but I can't see so I can't be sure

>>731254085
can relate to all of this, just add suicidal and looking for acceptance amongst others

>>731254085
left out virgin

>>731254014
what do you work as?

>>731254003
you are scum

>>731254161
>hahahahah
You got me, please leave immediately. I'd suggest deleting your xD post to save face. Honestly that's the most cancerous, newfag thing I've seen all year on this site.

>>731254121
>hurr derp 18+, leave nao
Dawg, why are you such a tryhard?
>2017
>posing as an oldfag
My sides xD

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33 yo childless unmarried jobless friendless welfare case waste of space who spends 95% of time alone in my apartment chain smoking joints and cigarettes playing video games watching movies and browsing 4chan and youtube.

>You normalfags are nowhere near my level.

>>731253563
Bizarre antisocial nigger living on anime, vidya and 4chan like its life support

>>731254247
Yeah I'm really proud I've spent 7 years in this place.

ugly, sarcastic, depressed faggot

>>731254239

I am those as well. Heavy on the suicidal usually.

Are you a dude?

ordinary person without any special trait.
Too ambitious for his actual skills.
Copes his mediocrity with craftiness.
Weasel his way into success.

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>>731254442
>an "oldfag" bragging about his oldfaggotry

Classic

Now comment on my "le meme cartoon" or however you'd describe it, poser :)

Bland

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>>731253563
I am Groot

>>731253781
Stop trying to be Patrick Bateman faggot

Logical and Crazy

What the fuck, is this the designated afterschool special thread?

I am just a worthless liar, I am just an imbecile

>>731254570
Yeah when you're like that everybody knows you're like it excluding people that are new to meeting you.

>>731254638
Get cancer.

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>>731255021
Le butthurt :D

I am a big fat semi-mongolid trash individual without any future. Working minimum wage, no friends, no relationships, dead parents, no siblings, one aunt in another state who doesn't give a fuck.

Poor health too. Ugly as hell.

>>731254473
yep

Cunt

Just an average ordinary guy with an average ordinary life. Nothing special about me, no problems unique to me. No special skills or abilities.
I'm just a plain ole everyday kinda boring dude.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69rzwzeyJ08
>if you don't know who he is, fuck off.

Mean

>>731253563
I'm super shy, get nervous around people I don't know (especially girls), I can't make eye contact, I have nothing to talk about, not very funny, gamer, never been to parties etc etc. Don't like; but don't dislike gore

>>731256066
guaranteed virgin
Go pay for it, seriously. If you're underage, they dont even ID if you dont look like a 12 year old. You sound like me before I hit puberty for fuck sakes.

Adult otaku who hates most people, working in food for the last 7 years has made me slowly hate humanity as a whole. Gets by with the two or three people I actually like, while watching anime and playing video games.

>>731255294

Maybe I am you in female version

>>731256207
Or you're both dudes.

>>731256207
going to go with this, prove me wrong >>731256268

>>731253563
i am a rich handsome womanizer trapped in to a Body of a poor ugly virgin faggot

>>731253563
29 male half virgin
autistic behavior
a loser
>>731253632
>shy, overthinker, suicidal, loser
all that
and with every year more silent and absent

>>731254320
hello fellow brother
you are lucky compared to me

34

auto electrician

white supremacist, very racist.

like blonde women, brunette women, traditional values, morals, nice classic clothing, hard rock, thrash metal, some drum and bass music,

like european food of all types.

buy only food and products made in western countries. like to support local businesses and manufacturing,

asdf

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>>731256338

>>731256869
>dudes cant put on fake nails
damn

charismatic, constantly seeking approval and validation from others. occasionally witty bants, but never for too long. smart enough to get by.

20

live alone in an apartment my parents bought me

No girlfriend, just some one night stands occasionally

Finishing engineering college

had a lot of friends in high school, now only a few that come over and play nba or racing games

family doesn't care about me,and they live far away, they just send me money

nothing special, just a normie who browses 4chan and watches anime

borderline sociopath whos depressed af

>>731256919

Oh they're not fake :)

>>731256869

>>731255294
>>731256338 here
interested in talking to you. have a kik?

>>731253563
Still unsure, lots of lsd will do that to ya, like.I know, but putting it into words isn't the easiest

>>731257116
lol this guy

>>731256869

nice soft skin. mine look like sandpaper, doesnt matter how much moisturizer i use

>>731256869
>>731257116
^ that isn't even me, don't post your kik up.

Nothing interesting

I can be whatever you want me to be. No seriously, having BPD just makes me copy your personality so if you're fun, outgoing, and gregarious, I'll be the same. If you're in the mood, I'll reciprocate. If you're sad and all, I'll be sad too with you.

>>731256869
and here we go....

>>731257181
gotta shoot your shot

>>731257108
hello fellow brother

>>731253563
I'm a guy who likes his friends, I'm blunt, lazy, and have no motivation for doing things I don't care about, I like gaming, and my humour is mostly the casual racist, not politically correct type shit, I cry a lot at fictional characters.

>>731257232

Not posting kik on /b/

Thanks

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>>731257374
fun combo isnt it?

Intimidating, strange, reclusive, lethargic, nihilistic, amoral, anti-egalitarian, anti-humanist, 30% wants2die, born2sodomize, fuck you,

24 sociopath, traveling around world, banging chicks and living on others cost, dream life bruh

34 years old

6'4

8.5 inch dong

love women, alot!

want a wife, want kids, want a family. wasn't in the position to have them over the last decade due to my line of work and constant moving. did it to myself really. but its something i really want.

browse 4chan for a different perspective to the norm.

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>>731257503
felling like a worthless piece of shit while at the same time superior to all other Humans?
yeah...

>>731257749

what happened to you man?

>>731253632
fpbp

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>>731257749

>be me
>fucked up blended family after parents divorce at age 9
>2 step brothers who bully me constantly for 9 years, real brother joins in
>start becoming really good baseball player in teens
>work hard to become stealth pitcher
>scouts have eye on me
>meet girl in high school
>realize I prefer hanging out with her than baseball friends
>move over to dad's to escape bullying at home
>realize gf really likes it when I write music for her
>end up in music college
>win awards for songwritin
>also get arts degree during 7 years in college
>move out
>gf moves in
>shit. Need a job now.
>After a few years we get married
>good career making 90k
>have 3 kids
>35 now...start hating job
>2 suicides in family
>get depressed
>job fires me because depressed
>find new one. Less stressful but less money
>now 39. Things are fine. Looking for better job, but life seems alright. Drink too much, but woring on it.

That's me, I guess.

>>731257957
seem like a dick, kys

>>731256869
Proves nothing probably tranny

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>>731257813
life

>shitty childhood due to parents divorce, mom depressed
>countless "step-dads" but no father figure
>sperglord up until like 17
>developed social skills, but no morals whatsoever
>people stop contacting me after a while, still too much of a tard to initiate conversations with random people sober
>also did i mention that i'm fat...
>uni dropout, worked trash jobs with trash people
>developed trash style as my primary behaviour in order to survive among them
>no self-esteem when it comes to women
>still had an 8 month relationship which was horrible, so now i'm jaded too
>still when that ended i stepped on the path of self-improvement
>no drugs, only drink a few beers every 2 weeks
>started learning coding, working 2 jobs
>picked up basketball, calisthenics, and on a 800 calorie deficit diet, no cheat days, great results so far
>still feel insecure among non-trash people, i don't know how not to offend them, etc.
>anyways, now i know how easy it is to turn your life the other way around.

>>731253563
Anxious Autist

>>731253743
You could've just said you're ugly

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>>731253563
You. BUT STRONGER.

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lets see. People often comment that I seem intelligent so there must be some merit to it, but mechanically I'm certainly not. I'm bad at mental mathematics, my spelling is terrible without spellcheck, and my memory for names/trivia/birthdays etc is quite poor. That being said, I would always take an interesting conversation over smalltalk.

I'm a lazy shit. I have been my whole life. I was spoiled as a child, and now it's up to me to sort my shit out. I'm 22 and I've been living in an apartment dole bludging for awhile now. The irony is my depression/anxiety are obstacles in the way of my jobsearching, and the fact that I'm not looking for jobs proliferates them. I do want to, I just find it difficult to bring myself to do anything.

People have told me that I'm a pretty chill dude. I don't take anything too seriously and I'm very open minded. I tend to speak my mind a little too much though, and sometimes I end up accidentally offending people, or at least getting strange reactions when I say something socially unacceptable for the situation. I'm very genuine, and typically say exactly what I think, for better or worse.

I have a hard outer shell with a soft inner core. Most people only ever see my hard outer shell. When I'm in that mode, next to nothing could offend me or hurt my feelings, and I'm a bit more socially aggressive. When I get intimate with people however, my soft inner self comes out, and I'm like a different person. I become soft spoken, submissive, and emotionally vulnerable. I can become that way even with complete strangers, so long as we can spend some time cuddling alone.

As for specifics, I'm:

- Male
- 22
- 5'11
- 60kg (that's 130lbs to you amerifats)
- Bisexual (Kinsey 4 technically. I've only slept with boys so far, being sexually submissive makes it the path of least resistance anyway)
- Fairly cute when I try
- Mixed race (Indonesian/Caucasian)
- Tanned skin (naturally that colour, I almost never go out in the sun)

>>731253743
basically my life but in a closed relationship with a suicidal girl
imma stuck

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>>731253873
That is some edgy shit.

I'm CIA

>>731255077
I know you are just baiting, but at this point, you just made a fool out of yourself.

i have a vagina

god

no one