Ask a true vampire anything.

time stamp?

>>731241853
This was a photo from last week. Don't feel like taking one right now.

>>731241699
booooooooooooooooring

>>731241949
That's not a question.

>>731242015
Oh. Well let me try again. Why is this thread so boring?

>>731241945
how can we trust you if theres no timestamp? thems the rules friendo

Psychic vamp?

>>731241699
Stake yourself

>>731242084
Also per the rules for 4chan....tits or gtfo.

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have you ever sucked dick?

▲
▲▲Why cant we triforce anymore?

>>731242084
I can put one if you really want, I don't think it really matters though

>>731241699
>sage

Question, why would we talk to you without time-stamped titties, Elvira Queen of the Cunts?

>>731241699
Do you enjoy sucking the blood out of a trap's femenine penis?

>>731241699
Hey dracula, if you can't see your reflection in the mirror, how do you shave your face?

Bro

>>731241699

How's the fucking timestamp coming along?

>>731242193
Lots of times, yes

>>731241699
1) need time-stamped titties or gtfo
2) why cant we triforce anymore?

>>731242205

doesn't matter what you think. rules are rules.
also tits or gtfo

>>731242205
i would like one and of course tits would be appreciated but i wont be rude about it

>>731241699
If I see one I'll be sure to ask it something... But since you are a titless time stampless cunt Ill just kindly ask you to immolate yourself.

>>731242097
I take take nutrients from others blood, all I know.

>>731242206
Because this is a revolution.

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>>731242369
give me another photo of yourself, i shall see if you are really vampire

Has your mother caught you sucking on your own used tampon yet?

>>731241699
Why would a vampire be a fan of MTV?

>>731241699
where did I leave my keys?

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>>731242510
Best I can do on PC right now.

Which race has the best-tasting blood?

>>731242578
It doesnt work like that...

>>731242732
got instagram?

>>731241699
Fright Night or The Lost Boys?

>>731242747
Mexicans, honestly, To me anyway

>>731242732
Stop being a fag

>>731242863
I do. officialtaywow

>>731241699
how could you photograph yourself if you are an vampire?

>>731241699
>1) need time-stamped titties or gtfo
>2) why cant we triforce anymore?
1) need time-stamped titties or gtfo
2) why cant we triforce anymore?

>>731241699
what kind ? immortal ? if so trade for turning me ? free meal

>>731242732
>best I can do

if that's the best, you might as well stop doing

>>731241699

your hot but not a vamp,

>>731242975
Lol, you listen to folklore too much

>>731243051
Im on PC right now is why. Honestly too lazy for that shit.

>>731241699
How can I become like you? I'm Mexican btw ;)

Come to florida the 727 and change me.

>>731243119
yet you're happy to write 50 replies explaining why you cant

got it, much easier this way, snapping one selfie is like reading war and peace

>>731243123
Blood tease.

>>731243019
Not immortal to say, but I can turn you. Don't think the BF would like that though

>>731242732
This is fake and gay.

Are tampons like lollipops to you?

>>731241699
>>731242732
Fangs or natural sharp canines has been my fetish since I was 12. 10 years later & it still gets me off.

Post more, aye.

>>731241699
What mental health conditions do you have?

>>731243232
by turn she means turn you gay....as her bf fucks you.

holy fuck all these gullible fucking losers

>>731243123
I can turn you lol.

>>731243094
says the girl, you thinks that she is a vampire, just because of same fake plastic teeth she bought for last halloween...

...cry for attention, is all I see

>>731243320
BPD

>>731241699
a pic with a M-TV t-shirt is at least ~10 years old.

>>731243434
Self diagnosed or professional?

>>731243379
Of course they're fake. Vampire just means I can take nutrients from blood unlike others

>>731242732
There still is no tits or timestamp you lying filthy whore.

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>>731242912
nice clevage

>>731243526
You can snap me if you like.

>>731243531
;)

here are her pics. now gtfo.

https://instanonymous.com/m/BP7HR10lkbl

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>>731241699
Don't worry boys
I'll slay the vampire desu

>>731243525
you learned this from folklore?

>>731243525

>unlike others

not only too lazy to show tits, but also dumb as bread

>>731243627
No, this is a science

>>731243622
are you from australia?

>>731243640
Oh boo hooo

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>>731243622
kek

>>731243694
Why the fuck does everyone think I'm from vegemite land desu

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https://instanonymous.com/m/BP7HR10lkbl

>>731243694
I was raised in England, now live in Texas

>>731243666
>nice 666

the science of beeing a attention whore - I think you have nice tits share them!

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heathen
>DEUS VULT

>>731243783
I love attention, why do you think I'm dong this? Lmaooo

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>>731242553

>>731243815
when you really love attention our nice titties will guarantee them for sure!

>>731243933
But I love seeing you all just want it so bad >:)

>>731243367
I imagined, but do I need to drink you blood and then kill me? Or would you just bite me? How does it work?

>>731244025
without timestamp - this will become a spiderman thread. you have 2min.

>>731244107
I need to drink some of your blood first (not a lot), then you drink mine. That simple. :)

>>731241699
Vampires don't show up in mirrors or photos, also you're a faggot.

>>731241699
Post tits degenerate

>>731244162
Looks like spidey it is then ;)

>>731244189
No you!

>>731243582
Will you post tits if I do?

>>731244174
Cool, would it give us a weird bond? Also, why are y'all hiding? Why doesn't the world know about you?

>>731244252
I dunno. Y'all might harass me till I die. I know how you lot can be :)

>>731242205
Youre new, a prequisite to the attention is a timestamp, nigger

>>731241699
how are you laying in sunlight?

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>>731243815
awnser me you vampiric swine
>Projectus est sanguis lactantem unum porcos ut in inferno autem Dominus cum reliquis de te gentes infideles,
est dominus gloria

Whats middle school like these days?

>>731244308
We would have a form of soul connection. But we don't say anything and make ourselves public (usually), because people think of the oldschool vampire lore. Its not like that at all.

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>>731241699

Is mayonnaise an instrument?

>>731244401
Yes

>>731244399
I get it. And how did you turn? Does you bf knows you are a vampire?

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>>731244399
>when the swine doesn't answer you

>>731244526
I was born into it, like my father was.
He knows, and I only drink his blood. He doesnt want me drinking from other humans, as he sees it was a form of emotional betrayal.

>>731241699

My pizza says to bake 17-21 minutes. How can I cake -3 minutes?

>>731244326
Oh come on, not all the time.

>>731244589
Why haven't you turn him? Can vampires drink from other vampires?

Will you show us your tits?

>>731244667
Turn up oven to highest setting, throw pizza in.

>>731244756
This, I want to see some vampire titties.

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>>731244387

>>731241699

If ice floats why is Antarctica at the bottom of the earth?

>>731241699
So, what's about your period, do you keep all to make next day breakfast smoothie or something like that?

>>731241699

Could another cold war stop global warming?

>>731244936
no but another crusade could

>>731244740
He does not want to be one, he is an energy reader and helps me out :) partners in crime! And yes, but it isnt very common at all.

>>731244881
Period blood is very different than regular blood..

Tits?

Send vids of you drinking actual blood

Alright guys, I had a fun thread! Maybe I'll come back, maybe I'll post tits, maybe I won't.
We'll see!
Have a beautiful night!

>>731241699
So uh...ya suck dick?

>>731245382
Post tits and I'll post cat pictures.

>>731244366
No habla espanol. Lo ciento, el faggot

>a female thread
>with no tits
This is some godamn heresy

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>>731245527

>>731244835
Because Antarctica is a land mass... The North Pole is all ice and is where it should be.

Probs fake, but ahh well. How can I become true vampire and fuck you senseless?

https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Vampire

Everything you need to know.

>>731241699
where do you live? do you have any strong allergies? are you feeding regularly? whts your favorite type of wood? does silver hurt you?

Timestaped tits or gtfo

>>731241699
Did you get the anti vampire and werewolf brigade? Did you get the CIA or other spies?

Because I was a true vampire and I got all that

Do you have to ask the / your don for permission?

Are the burgers really better at Hungry Jacks?

>>731246229
Also, do you like eternal life from blood?
Do you morph into a bat or a minotaur?
Do you morph yourself older for more vampiric tricks?

>>731246321
>Do you morph into a bat or a minotaur?
Or lichen

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She has normal teeth, they are fake.

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>>731246388

>>731241699
is it a sexual thing or are you just deluded?

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>>731246403
Look at the color distortion. She's not even born with something cool. She's just a crazy chick

>>731246427
>>731246388
>>731246403
>>731246458
Deluded.

>>731241699

TITS OR GTFO, asshole

>>731246458

There are literally photos of her in the sunlight with normal teeth in this thread. Why are you so retarded?

When did you first realize that you were deluded? I mean a vampire

Will you please turn me I have a lot left to do and I'm dying

hahja i bet she's a lesbian

>>731246480

facebook com/taywow.luster

>>731246560
Someone said they liked people born with large canines my response was to that you fat, neck-bearded virgin.

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Where is your cape?

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What is your relationship like with the other side? Social ramifications? Save loads on healthcare? Fear sunburn? Nocturnal? The usual? Birthdays? Does it even matter after centuries? The Ancients? Elders? Clans? The staunch reality of being actually physically dead? No heartbeat? Central nervous system? Mankinds ability to exceed expectations with grandiose violence in of itself? A melding of the World for global economy, religion and government for total control seems possible doesn't it?

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>>731241699
How true, are you?

>>731246388
>are fake.
sure, she even give the brand on her instagram

>>731246707

There's still photos of her without the teeth you fucking shit-crust. You don't need to do any deep analysis on her face like some kind of retarded sperg.

>>731241699
Are there any good deals at Hot Topic right now?

>>731241699
Are you a true vampire?

Do you think alchemists can make a mixture similar to vampirism

Did you ever sell your blood for 1000$ per vial?

Did you ever turn male to female or female to male more succesfully than gnostics do.

>>731241699
hows middle school going?

DO YOU THINK SATANISM IS BEAUTIFUL

AVE SATAN

Are you glad the word Nosferatu is coming or came back?
Is NOSFERATU a common word in your vampiric culture?

Answer everything plox.

>>731247508
>>731247477
>>731247366
>>731246345
>>731246321
>>731246229
Will OP not be a faggot and answer?

Why am I cringing so hard at this thread?

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>>731247823
faggot werewolf detected

Do you sparkle in sunlight?

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Kill all vampires
Deus vult

>>731242424
Kys fag

>>731241699
Have you ever played Vampire The Masquerade - Bloodlines?

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>>731241699
Y U Here?

>>731241699
The color of your fake fangs aren't anywhere close to the color of your real teeth. Just sayin.

>>731241699

Checked.

If I ate your vampire cunt when the moon pulled out your blood, would that make me your thrall?

Do you like it when magicians feed you blood?

Did you enjoy being someones thrall?

https://www.xvideos.com/video104248/vampire_blowjob

>>731241699
How does it fell to be a liar ?

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Do you bite or scrape and lick?