NEED SENIOR PRANK IDEAS FAGGOTS. NOTHING ILLEGAL.

stab urself

>>731220709
Drink bleach in front of people die

Then when they try to resuscitate you stay dead

BEST PRANK EVER......

>>731220709
Mysterious Scavenger hunt

If there's any construction at your school where they have piles of rubble or dirt, get a group of guys, like 4 to 10, the more the better.
You'll find that with enough hands a car is surprisingly easy to lift.
Carry your principals car and balance it on a pile of rubble with no wheels touching any sides.

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>>731220709
>nothing illegal
Nobody ever became a legend without doing something illegal.

You will go out a nobody with a giant fucking pussy.

Pet store buy crickets

>>731220709

Summer's early.

Get as many people as you can to fill their backs with marbles, bouncy balls, ball bearings, and airsoft pellets.
Have everyone spill them all out at the same time like at lunch or a heavy class switch.

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Snakes

put a mattress in the pool

when the get wet they get so heavy it takes a construction crane to get them out

>>731220709
it would take a crane to get it out

Do something with three hogs and a crane. It usually takes a wet mattress to get it out.

>>731220709
Post Moar nudes, while I think about this.

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>>731221534
That's pretty sweet actually

Go out and buy those dry erase pens and replace the felt part with the thick sharpie pens. Then distribute them all throughout the class rooms. Within a short period of time they will be used and they will not be able to clean it off the board. All at once.

They won't notice that someone did it but they will all have fucked up whiteboards all at once.

>>731220709
Get a bunch of traffic cones and cone off the parking lot

>>731220709
>Don't be 18 YO high school fag

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>Grease up 3 pigs
>Label them 1, 2, and 4

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>>731220929
kek

Buy several packets of extra strength laxatives and many bags of bird seed. Arrive a good amount of time before school, and pour the seed everywhere and spread the chopped up laxatives around. Do this where teachers mainly park That'll get them good.

>>731220709

What's her insta again?

>>731220709
Rape the gym teacher

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>>731221826

>>731221826
takes a crane to get them out.

>>731221958
>except

>Get everyone to bring in porn magazines.
>Rip every picture out.
>Plaster the entire school in porn.

Bring an ak-47 to school dressed as a terrorist and when the cops come just yell its a prank! Its a prank!

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Do this at the pep rally

>>731221958
Do you know who the model is in this clip?

>>731220709
>NOTHING ILLEGAL.
this is how far /b/ has fallen.

>>731222092
What the fuck did you just fucking say to me?

>>731220709
just give everyone in your school aids

OP, does your school have IP Phones?

>>731220709
School shooting w/ water guns

Get 4 gerbils
Number them 1,2,4 and release them into the halls into different locations. Laugh as they try to find the last gerbil
>Your ass squeaks.

Buy a bunch of the small glass container stink bombs then get a couple guys to simultaneously crush a shit ton around heavy traffic areas and times

>>731220709
take a dookie in the urinal mkay?

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>>731222408
Fuck you and read the thread

>>731220709
Throw a bed in the pool. It will take a crane to get it out.

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>>731221626
Reasonable request

>>731220709
Throw every trash can in your school on the roof

>>731221792
Even better, draw a swastika with a sharpie, then just turn it into a window or something with dry erase marker

When the teacher erases the board they'll reveal a swastika

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>>731220709
everyone just eat a bunch of beans and fart around everywhere and be smelly stinky faarters

>>731220709
throw bird seed out to attract birds with laxatives and make the birds shit all over the place

>>731220709
if you are on here, everyone in school already thinks you are a loser and won't amount to anything, pass and graduate, that will prank everyone, even your parent (that's right, singular)

Take the principal's car apart and rebuild it on the roof of your school

>>731222355
No

>>731222233
Niggah fuck off, bros help bros.
asking for simple shit means you need to use your wit to create truly horrifying and awful consequences that are technically not illegal.
So fuck off and post your favorite child porn child because honestly, you could revive /b/ with a single post

Mine is pochohantas/nameless Russian child whores, Tara

>>731222714
throw laxative seed to attract laxatives and then feed them birds

Chain toile to front doors
Release chickens and pigs into the halls at night

Convince every dude to get their girlfriend pregnant.

>>731220709
I ran around in s gorilla costume at lunch. Literally only the black girls scattered when I jumped on their table, hooting and hollerin like a bunch of dumb monkeys

>>731222766
I'm not sure if that was supposed to be an insult. It's like calling a faggot gay. He knows he's gay. Not much you'll accomplish telling him.

>>731222606


This would put you forward and someone would see it. With the pens you just leave them around and people make the marks themselves. They don't think anything is going wrong. You can have a few friends leave them in classes.

Someone did this at a school where my friend works and it was a nightmare. THey did it with like 30 makers and put them everywhere. By the time they discovered something was wrong there was like 15 whiteboards that got wrecked.

>>731221686
newfag

>>731221290
Spoken like a true founding father.

>>731222198
underrated post

>>731222205
Yeah, that's a Montesuke Jackhammer v5.2.

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>>731222596
Ahh, thank you.

I think a large number of pic related strategically released might be good.

...if you have IP Phones, you can commandeer the PA system by punching in the intercom code at the phone--turns that one into a mic. Possibilities are then pretty endless.

...oh btw, it also shuts down telecom on campus as all of the phones are now busy.

>>731221958
ewwww, c-section scar

>>731221958
Sauce??

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>>731220709
>Wanting to do senior prank
>Too much of a pussy to do shit that is illegal
>Tfw beta cucks need to learn how to stop being so fucking beta

Sneak around the school at night and put superglue in all the locks.
>Admins can't unlock doors in morning
>No school

>>731222826
poverty as fuck

The best pranks also get someone else in trouble or grief someone else.

>>731222325
still think the aids might be a good idea

>>731222855
C-checked

...ramatt

>>731222600
>be a dick to only the janitors
Cool idea. Make the guy whose job it is to clean up after teenagers have an even worse life.

>>731223263
Googled it, doesn't even exist.

>>731223490
>duplicate file found
>>731222053

>>731220709 liquid ass in air vents

>>731222588
I get dubs on a good meme and no one acknowledges it. Fucking newfags.

>>731223490
That reply thread you guys had made me laugh so hard.

Be sure to do this at night

get the entire senior class to hide every chair in the building on the roof of the school

>>731223667
>Fucking newfags
>says some gay shit about a mattress and a crane that as already been done
>calls it a meme
You're calling us newfags dubs isn't that big unless we are rolling for it anyways hang yourself closetfag.

Get a bag of crane food (frogs and small fish) and sprinkle it all over the roof of the building. Cranes will flock to the roof to eat it, and there will be no cranes left to get the cranes out.

This one is a little expensive. But get like $100 worth of pennies. You will get like 10,000 of them. With a few friends spread them all over the lawn in traffiked areas. It fucked with the lawnmowers.

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Does your school have a pool or aquatic center?

Get as many people as possible on board and buy as much whole tilapia as you can. Then, the night before graduation, break into the main office and go ham with some spray paint.

i ordered like 3000 ladybugs online for super cheap and dumped them in the lobby of my school dressed in a ghille suit (minus the head part so they didn't think i was a terrorist).

the custodians had to vacuum them up and a bunch of vegans cried and did a protest about it which was fucking hilarious

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>>731223667
here's your (You) faggot. happy now?

>>731220709
get 4 dogs
label them 1, 2, and 3
grease them up good

>>731220709
get 4 traps
label them 1, 2, and 3
grease them up good

Put popping corn in the engine of a crane so it makes popcorn when they try to use the crane to undo your real prank.

>>731223362
It's Michigan. Our water literally kills people.

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>>731223667

Here's a ((you))
Don't spend it all in one place.

You can always do the classic southern scum prank:

get 3 pigs
spray paint 1,2 and 4 on them
let loose in school hallways
await keks

Rape hottest teacher set up a autistic kid to take the blame

>>731223945
But in all seriousness, fill your school's pool with dead fish.

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>>731223266
Got a source for purchase? Have more of pic related.

Park a construction crane in the middle of campus.

>>731223329
ewwww a fucking virgin kido

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>>731224455
Chekked

How would you set it up?

>>731220709
Shoot up the school

>>731224580
Did she even get a new IG account?

Ruin the building at 99 Franklin so it gets condemned and you get $50,000.

>>731220709
Get a group of friends to vote for an awkward loner girl as prom queen then on prom night, dump a bucket of pig blood on her head.

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>>731224580

Ahh, thank you again.

No, I don't know how to purchase them.
They are considered a pest here, even tho they eat cockroaches and bedbugs.

>>731224686
lol one kid tried and got rekt, have had 3 bomb threats this year as well as an escaped convict try to break into the school from the county jail.

>>731220709
Buy a sapling from Home depot and in the middle of the night plant it on the 50 yard line of the football field.

>>731224580
House centipedes, they sell for like $10 each and I havent seen any for sale lately. Try buying feeder roaches or DUBIA roaches

>>731224681
who is she?

>>731221686
New fag

>>731220709
Get 732 cats
Grease them up good
Label them 1, 4 and 97

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>>731224872

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>>731224910
What are they called?

>>731224681
Just steal something from the kid. idk a wallet?
Have your fun
Plant item on the scene
Kid gets arrested
Top tier senior prank

>>731220709
Fill a bottle with white soap that looks like soap, and when your roomies sleep, shout like the black porn dude that cums and drop the soap all over the place

>>731220709
At my school back in the 90's, we sent out letters to all the senior's mailing addresses claiming to be administrators providing free condoms to all of the kids going to prom.

>>731225013
House centipedes, theyre hard to come by in the bug trade

>>731220709
You and your friends could all pretend to be faggots.

Oh, wait....you're not pretending.

>>731224580
Scutigera coleoptrata

not the guy youre replying to but this is what you want. they're commonly known as house centipedes. they love moisture. thats why you see them in your basement especcially after it floods

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>>731224961


((((GAAAAAAAAACK!))))

>>731225249
I recognize that face...

/618FF61

Shit in water fountain the blind kids use

>>731225013
give her name

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>>731224681
Idk if you want to use a sperg for this, they're uber truthful and will give you up right away. I'd suggest using a tard, as their easier to convince.

>volunteer as a tard wrangler
>tell tard you'll give him a special tummy rub
>in actuality you help him rub one out and collect his semen
>get teacher alone and aquatint her nostrils with chloroform
>commence high-impact intercourse
>pull out before you nut/use condom
>introduce tard semen into vagina
>tell tard congrats on losing virginity to the hottest teacher on campus.

>>731223959
I love Brittany's bonkers.

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>>731222205
>>731223329
MFW these cuck fgts don't even try to find the sauce

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>>731225379
>water fountain the blind kids use
Do you live in a dystopian world with blind people segregation?

Get a ham radio and try to tap into the p.a. system, worked out for me

>>731222888

>>731225620
No I live in the South

>>731221583
underrated post

>>731225633
This isn't the fucking 1950s, oldfag. Shit uses computers now, probably running C.

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>>731222588
>>731223667

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>>731225744
What's the difference?

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>>731225633
>public address system that uses radio bands that require special licensing

>>731225744
>Yes I live in the South
ftfy

>>731222198
watched this 60 times
need original

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>>731225930
I have special licensing.

>get licensed in ham radio
>use radio to tap into the PA system
>tell the school that two planes just crashed into the World Trade Center.

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>>731226516
Kek!!

>>731226516
>ham radio

god damn it why did I chuckle at that.

>>731221534
Haha that reminds me when I put forks in the lawn took a crane to get them out

you fucking faggots report this underage /b/

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>>731226881

Only Crane Maintenance Personnel may post in this thread from now on.

>>731222205
Pretty sure it's Courtney Taylor

>>731225013
anyone have this set?

Give everyone in the class a marble of various sizing, then give them to whoever's hand you shake when you go up. if you have enough people entertainment ensues.

Find where your principle lives and hire some strippers from the local strip club, and order a party bus to bring them to his house.

>>731225473
>implying chloroform works like in movies
>implying sperm doesn't die after contact with air

>>731220709
It's not illegal if you don't get caught.

>>731220709
let loose greased hog in halls
fill swimming pool with goldfish

For my senior prank me and my pals rounded up some cranes and numbered them 1 2 3 and 5. 2 and 5 we put on the second floor, 1 and 3 we put on the first. Man you should have seen the panic when they couldn't find the "4th"! 2 and 5 they couldnt get down the second floor because cranes won't walk down stairs. Took a water logged mattress to get them off the second floor

Get three cranes and put them in the parking lot. Number them 1, 2, and 4.

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>>731220709

one of my friends was the nephew of the janitor. He let us in over spring break and gave us the master key to the removable combo locks for the lockers. It took us a almost a day, but we switched all of the freshmen and sophomore locks around. They had to cancel their classes when school resumed.

>>731228238
>>731228116
so original

>>731228283
prank em with bullets that'll get em good

>>731220709

This was my senior prank, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iI-IIaQ6lAk

Drop out.
Gets them every time

>>731220709
Become the most successful person of your peer group and rub their degenerate faces in it.

Kidnap the principal.

>>731220709
>TFW you want to do a senior prank but your school has cameras in every hallway and they're threatening to suspend anyone who attempts one

>>731228632
a little more cringey than a normal senior prank

Park all your cars in the 1st floor halls. Go to class.

>>731228984
Find out where the camera system can be accessed and shut them all off, or better yet, find out what type of camera system they use and hide some in the girls' bathroom. Call the cops on the principle.

>>731228886
or better yet rich enough that they'll let you shit in their mouths and thank you for it

>>731228984
thats when you program their dvr to shut off when the deed is to be done. Seriously though, why would a school put a dvr in a techroom with classes? AND the default password...

>>731223951
Winner

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>>731229162

U Know it my dude. All the normies still give me a weird look when ever they see me at my job.

Put a mattress in the pool

Get three pigs, label them mattress, crane, and pool. Let them go in the school, and everyone will be slipping on butter!

>>731220709
Rape your English teacher. Then call the cops on him/ her. Tell cops they raped you. Let cops smell your dick as proof. It usually takes a crane to get the smell out.

you could always make a sign to go over the entrance. Put arbeit macht frei or something else "shocking" on it

Fire pepper spray into the make-up air unit intakes.

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Load the principal's computer full of CP.
Alert the Media
Alert the FBI.

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>>731229911
checked and kekked

>>731229911
>all files were created at the same exact time
>when the principle was not in school
Seems like this will hold up.

But seriously just the accusation will ruin this guy's life. I hope you get caught trying to do it so you get the rap and have your life ruined.

>>731223354
yeah i was gonna say this
if they catch you doing this you might get in some shit though

Put a cow on the roof labeled 1,2 and 4 with some laxitives it'll take a pool to get it out.

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>>731220709
My senior year, we bought a bunch of shit ass prepaid phones, and hid them in the sub ceilings. Then we called them throughout the day.

>>731220709

Get a couple of fake fetuses and some packs of tropical kool aid.

Put kool aid in girl's toilet and add fake fetus.

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>>731229911
>mfw it's already full of cp

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>>731220709
>>731223266
You can also buy an absolutely insane number of live ladybugs. Similar effect, but they fly

>>731222596
What's her name??

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>>731230212
High School Principal Detected

Lynch a nigger in the courtyard

>>731231822
my man

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>>731231822
Chek'd

>>731221967
Samefag

>>731220709
Formine we got 3 piglets, greased them up, and labeled them 1,2 and 4 with a sharpie and let them go in seperate parts of the building. They spent DAYS looking for #3.

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>>731223959
>>731225500

WHOS THE GIRL IN OPS PIC?

>>731220709
Kill your principle. Your a loser if you don't. Every1 does it faggot.

Do what we did.
>Catch catfish & throw them in the women's toilets and men's urinals.
>& chain kegs to everything after you guys have a drunk beer over the month or so.

Also plant a bomb at your school & take the fall for it for the bantz

Inß4 permaban by m00t

Me and my friends put lube on the top of the stairs and watched 2 asian kids fall dkwn them. Janitor cleaned it up b4 any one else could fall. Never caught. Not much of a big prank, but it has potential

>>731232254
No you didn't. That 'prank' is so fucking old. No one falls for it. You're either a dad or a 11 tear old.

>>731220709
What's her insta?

Release 3 cranes into the pool marked 1 3 and mattress

It'll take a 4 to get it out

>>731228984
mine was like that, you just need to think harder

>>731220709
Have everyone pitch in on a raise for the best teacher. It mocks their salary and also causes hostility between teachers. Its the gift that keeps giving.

>release 9 pigs in the school
>number them 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 7, 8, 9, 10
>laugh as the school freaks out for not finding a pig

>>731232792
great-grandad? is that you?

>>731232615
Old enough to be dad, but not. We did, one of the guy's mom, was the principles sec, they brought them to his office, and the guy who supplied them, "volunteered" to take them to his grandparents farm and give them a good life.

17 years was a long time ago, you probably weren't even an ache in your dads balls yet.

>>731222198
let's be honest. He wins it with the headstand ending. how do you come back from that?

>>731222596
face totally ruins it pig disgusting

>>731220709
I put a dead fish and some weed in the vents of my school for a senior prank. Was fucking hilarious. Try it yourself mate.

>>731220709
>buy lots of mice from petstore (they sell them as snek food apparently)
>feed mice ratsack or other mouse/rat poison
>release mice into school air-vents
>???
>Profit

>>731220709
You can order live crickets by the hundreds and they're cheap. Buy a crate and set them loose in the halls and air vents. /prank

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>>731228632
Don't ever post.

Buy 299 pigs and number them 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18,19,20,21,22,23,24,25,26,27,28,29,30,31,32,33,34,35,36,37,38,39,40,41,42,43,44,45,46,47,48,49,50,51,52,53,54,55,56,57,58,59,60,61,62,63,64,65,66,67,68,69,70,71,72,73,74,75,76,77,78,79,80,81,82,83,84,85,86,87,88,89,90,91,92,93,94,95,96,97,98,99,100,101,102,103,104,105,106,108,109,110,111,112,113,114,115,116,117,118,119,120,121,122,123,124,125,126,127,128,129,130,131,132,133,134,135,136,137,138,139,140,141,142,143,144,145,146,147,148,149,150,151,152,153,154,155,156,157,158,159,160,161,162,163,164,165,166,167,168,169,170,171,172,173,174,175,176,177,178,179,180,181,182,183,184,185,186,187,188,189,190,191,192,193,194,195,196,197,198,199,200,201,202,203,204,205,206,207,208,209,210,211,212,213,214,215,216,217,218,219,220,221,222,223,224,225,226,227,228,229,230,231,232,233,234,235,236,237,238,239,240,241,242,243,244,245,246,247,248,249,250,251,252,253,254,255,256,257,258,259,260,261,262,263,264,265,266,267,268,269,270,271,272,273,274,275,276,277,278,279,280,281,282,283,284,285,286,287,288,289,290,291,292,293,294,295,296,297,298,299,300
Grease them up and let them loose. They'll spend centuries looking for #107.

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release a few barrels of these into the school then watch the exterminator shit himself trying to remove them

Use weed killer to spray a dickbutt of dead grass in your football field.

>>731220709
Salt the field at 3am

(Easier if u find a way to make salt water and use that if you can figure out how to maximize flow and area covered)

If ur a lazy cunt just buy some boxes of salt and spray away

>>731220709
Gasoline kills grass. Fill up a 5 gallon container, and pour it on the school's lawn, football field, etc, in the shape of a swastika, penis, or other desired shape. It takes a few days for the grass to go brown so it won't be noticeable at first but it's hard to fix and will be worth it.

Pour laxatives in all of the teachers coffee's.

>>731233916
what could possibly go wrong

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>>731228632
"Prank"?
That's called a skit and it was terrible.
My class filled the principals office with bubbles. We stared 8 bubble making machines in his office the day before and let them run all night.
Class of '09
Not very original but at least it was a fucking prank....

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>>731233916
Classic example that got onto google maps...

https://www.google.com/maps/@41.2715005,-96.024942,106m/data=!3m1!1e3

>>731223667
shut up idubbbz

>>731234309
someone needs to fire the grounds keeper that tennis field looks like shit

Insert toothpicks in all school locks. Break off the toothpicks.

>>731234293
Weird. We did similar. Bought 50+ of those $2 trigger bubble guns and then set them off in hallway just prior to school starting.

Twas fun and harmless. Fucking 2002.

>>731222408
Great prank! But it will take a crane to get them out

Park a car on the roof of the school. Use gallons of gorilla glue to adhere it. It will take a crane to get it out.

>>731222588
Get 3 cranes. Grease and label them 1, 2, and 4. Collect lulz as administrators frantically search for crane 3.

>>731220709
Super glue a quarter to the ground

>>731235029
A kids dad was a DJ otherwise it would have been more lame.

>>731221534
I wonder if thats actually true or if that guy was just making shit up

>>731225930
As autistic as that post was, you could still hardwire into it.

>>731221534
took way too long for this joke to happen. y'all ought to be ashamed of yourselves.

>>731235632
Wouldn't you just cut it up and drag out the pieces....
I mean... it's a school... there has to be better options than. "Get the crane!"

>>731223263
kek

>>731235549
underrated

Park a roof on top of a car. Drink gallons of gorilla glue until it takes a crane to get you out.

>>731220709

Super glue in locks, hit gently with a rubber hammer causing the tumblers to bounce and get frozen.

Bonus points for that metal glue shit gorrila glue makes.

This makes me sad.

So many posts are of real pranks, and so very few "it'll take a crane" posts, and not many recognize the ones that have been posted...

wtf happened /b/?

Glue gorilla glue to gorilla glue and then glue gorilla glue to the school wet mattress. It will take a fleet of cranes to get it out.

>>731229911
triple dubs checked

Glue a fleet of cranes to the school. There aren't enough mattresses to get them out.

/thread

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>>731236142

Kek

>>731234032
Not a damn thing anon, not a damn thing.

>>731234309
Thank you based anon

>>731234309
Convince someone else to do this, go back that night and throw a match. gg ez

>>731228632
Gay. Would have had to been serious about this. Like keep a total straight face and just casually eat the raviolis infront of a teacher. Then say "ravioli ravioli give me the formuli" when she yells at you about it. Even then it's a weak ass prank.

I would personally just release fuck tons of lady bugs in the bathroom and no one would knows its you.

>>731220709
convert to judaism and get your friends to do it too. joke is on all of them, because you now own america and all the money. jew power!

>>731235724
I'd tell you to fuck yourself but it usually takes a crane to get them out

>>731236948
It evaporates too quickly and gets absorbed into the ground. I've used it to kill ant hills this way and the fire only burns a little on the top, that's it.

Hey can one of you faggots please screencap all the original mattress comment and then all the crane comments?

>>731220709
>Killyourself.jpg

>>731220709
grease up 3 gorillas with gasoline
number them 1, 2, and 4
equip them w 16 glue sticks and release them into the school
while everyone is busy searching for gorilla #3 switch out the school pool water w your remaining gasoline
put a banana mattress in the pool and toss a match in
itll take a crane to remove all the debris so they can determine the body count

>>731222596
where's the sauce you fucking fiend

>>731235761

Makes the special needs kids do it. They have retard strength.

>>731237452
IS this what Harambe would have wanted?

>>731220709
We put a dead fish in the ceiling vents overnight. Took them forever to find out where it was. Pretty great

Get $100 worth of pennies, stick them up your ass... then spend them in the lunch room.

On the last day of school print out pictures of the pennies up your ass and print "I spent these pennies in the lunch room, you have all touched my ass pennies."

Become a god among men and fuck all the birches.

At our school we had specifically numbered text books and we had to return the right number at the end of the year. second to last day of school we raided all the unlocked lockers (we broke af so you had to bring your own lock) and randomly redistributed shit into new lockers (some which were unused or unassigned) book return time came up and 3/4 the school had random books or no books at all to return.

>>731224819
Who is she?

>Grease up 3 Mattresses
>label them 1,2,9000
>Release them in Pool, locker room shower, and drinking fountain
>Crane.Jpg
>Hang self from rafters of gymnasium
>NO ONE NOTICES BECAUSE THEY ARE LOOKING FOR MATTRESS 3-8999
>wait for someone to find your limp rotting corpse

easy, spray paint nigger on the wall of the girls locker room when it's empty and watch they have a hate crime search pow wow, that is only targeted at girls

>>731238114
>Being at school after hours
Cameras would catch you nowadays, and you'd probably get suspended.

>>731237029
Might try this, but there are cameras outside the bathroom doors, so I'd probably get caught.

Fuck cameras, man.

>>731220709
Go to local hardware store get several industrial chains and pad locks chain all doors to school closed they'll have to get a cutting torch to get them open get school cancelled for the day I did this back in my day only cost like 80$ well worth it

show up to school, not fat, without neck beard and attractive, get your dream girl fuck her, graduate popular and go to a good college

Buy jars full of crickets. You can get them in most pet shops. Release them in school. Profit.

>Practice archery for years bc mom you hate read you robin hood when you were sick as a child
>end of the year pep rally
>Buy industrial locks and tell parents you are going to sell them at a profit
>kill your father and little sis with bow
>Use locks to keep everyone at pep rally
>Use your bow skills to hunt down your classmates

>>731239543
clam down kevin

>>731225013
who knows her new instragram name?

>>731224914
Im sorry, do you live in the broken streets of Detroit?

Get your entire graduating class to all cross the nearest street single-file

>>731220709

>2017
>not taking a crane

make a sex tape of all the seniors one by one fucking the principals wife/husband while he/she watches. making them the world record biggest cuck.

>>731220709
weld the doors shut
kill someone

>>731222155
underrated

Graduate with honors and get into a good college. You can prank your parents after they thought you were a worthless loser this whole time.

>>731242064
>Graduate with honors and get into a good college. You can prank everyone after they thought you were a worthless loser this whole time.
FTFY

>>731220709
Shoot up your school.

>>731224681
Damn I fell in love

>>731221534
/b/ is dead.

>>731220709
If you have an ag farm walk a cow upstairs they cant walk down... or grab a shit ton of plastic spoons and write something huge in any grass or dirt

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>>731238296
fuckin KEK

>>731220709
Start a retarded kid fight club

Convince each retard that if they beat up each other and other kids during lunch that they'll get free ice cream.

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>>731230276
Don't get caught then

>>731242871
wont the spoons just blow away in the wind?

>>731221534
>so many newfags
gunna take a crane to pull them out : (
i was in that thread nigger

>>731220709

Bong a 4 Loko out dat ass. Top tier shit.

>>731224681
fucking mods

>>731224819
Anyone have dump of her old ig????????

>>731238819
Kekeroni

>>731223281
literally THE BEST PART of it you faggot.

She's a depraved women
Grow some dick, nigger

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>>731221967
Can't corner muh' motherfuckin Dorner motha'fuckka

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>>731223667
the threads are too asturated to be able to learn the oldways of posting

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This

>>731223271
how does this work? I actually might try this

Xd

>>731220709
Call in a bomb threat from a pay phone. Mask your voice and speaking cadence.
Or go to a public library and make a brand new gmail account with fake information and then type and email the bomb threat.

>>731220709
Throw a mattress into the school pool

>>731220709
YELL to whole school you are gonna do the best prank ever. then never show up or do anything but fap 9999999 times. you have destroyed their hopes of something fun and interesting in their lives and whole school an heros