Faces and rate thread
sup /b/
Didn't expect it to work. but trips i guess... last photo before i gotta take a new one.. rip
zuppidoo
Do my shoes make me look gay?
rate me /b/
>>731202523
What the fuck is that on your head?!
>>731202523
all i could think of was this
when can i just become a girl? ;-;
this ones kinda old but i haven't really changed at all
>>731202724
What the fuck is that on your head??!!
Rate/roast
>>731202772
my Chicks magnet
>>731202567
Nah It's the hair, go for a straight skinhead or a no.0 all over
>>731202567
you look like you give the best succ no homo
>>731202882
That's his single chromosome. It's a Y chromosme as you can see.
Just broke up with my girlfriend. Do you guys think I'll find someone else?
>>731202921
Did you get shot through your ears?! 50 cals... Cool faggot
Roast/rate don't care anymore
>>731203033
Yes but if make that face then no...
>>731202483
>dat file name tho
also very good beard 8/10
>>731202567
no. your extreme angle selfie, clothes, and hair do though.
What do you /b/ros think of me?
>>731203240
Tits or gtfo.
>>731203240
snap photo without the name this time. haha
Rate
>>731203188
Your neck is very long, so you should wear clothes which don't emphasize necks. Maybe something with a higher neck.
Your haircut looks like you want to stay 12 forever, go to your lokal turk and get a better one.
Your expression is a bit awkward, but your face is alright.
I'd recommend the gym as well.
I look like a kike
>>731203514
B&Epantiethief/10
>>731203514
Show a more straight facing pic. This isn't myspace
>>731203514
On a scale one to ten... Bank robber.
>>731203514
Nope
Mtf trans
>>731202249
You look bored and chronically depressed because life isjust too good to you. you should run away from home...take only a change of clothes, a swiss army knife, and a water bottle. Go any direction for at least 1200 miles. Do not call home for a full year. Thatll fix everything.
>>731203605
Yes yes you do.
>>731203605
you're so cute do you have insta? inb4 creep
>>731203514
You look like a love child from Vsauce and Bam Magera
>>731203489
ya caught me lmao I forgot that picture was from sc before I uploaded it
>>731202420
Youre a goofy looking dipshit, the Jughead to somebody elses Archie. You get some pussy but no one takes you seriously. They wont until you admit what you really are and let it all hang out.
can i get an (actual) rate
(and gf)
inb4 jewnose
>>731203734
No Hebrew relatives. All Celts ... well there was that one Anglo who was my great great grandfather. ...Time for me to hop into the oven.
>>731202420
>>731203919
Trying to hard.... Faggot.
>>731203768
I'm the guy that looks like the Jew not the Trap
>>731203935
Mate, you look mighty fine. You look like someone who plays a hero firefighter in a movie.
>>731203848
Get yourself a bunch of adds? lol
>>731203935
You look like Tim Tebow's softer brother
>>731203935
Forget the jew nose.... What the fuck is that thing in the picture.
I FUCKED ALL YOUR BITCHES I FUCKED THEM REAL GOOD SHITIITTTTTTT I WISH I WASNT GAY BECAUSE IM A FUCKING RETARDED RETARD FUCK
>>731202483
Bah...fucking hipster willing to pay $425 for nordstorm mud jeans instead of actually getting of your ass and digging a ditch in a light rain. You vape. You listen to shit music and eat crepe for $12.50 a plate at some stinkhole where the staff all wear skinny jeans with studs pierced all in their faces. faggot.
>>731204015
Well scalped... Very nice haha haha 10/10
First time doing this
>>731204122
Id fuck you, not gonna lie
Hating life at the moment
>>731204131
Couldn't be more off but alright. i'll take it
>>731203919
If you can't grow stubble, shave daily. That said, a solid 6.5/10
>>731202523
it isnt working. That nose and sloped chin is still really noticeable. that skinny little mouth has your face all kinds of fucked up. No pussy for you.
>>731203919
Good actually a 7.5 (im a guy sooo)
>>731204122
......... No comment I was going to call you a flaming homosexual but I guess you just came out of the closet after just dying your hair in the bathroom.
>>731204217
It's a JEW!!
Went into a public museum to troll.
my biggest goal in life is to work up the courage to put a bullet in my head
Too late to last thread. Meant to ask how can I can be more fit without being /fit/
>>731204251
2/2 rate fam
>>731204235
Ahhhhhhhhhh what the fuck kid...
>>731204086
I haven't checked yet out of fear loool
Roast me
>>731202567
Your shoes are the only heterosexual feature you have. You need to go to the doctor. I shouldnt be able to see the whites under your eyes. thats a sign of failing health. Very noticeable due to the droopy left bottom lid. Might be intestinal parasites. You need to power shit those worms out of you.
>>731204251
Are you Mexican or just a vato?!
>>731203935
Look like a veteran
10/10 would cast in an action movie
>>731204450
Rest in penises.
Been losing weight. Whaddya guys think of me? Give me some advice on what I can improve
Rate for boi puss
>>731202483
>>731204235
well since you're a first timer here's a tip:
POST YOUR OWN PIC
Roast my faggot ass
>>731204392
I believe in you
>>731202724
Typical jock. that blood vein on your forehead represents your brains only source of fuel. treat it well nimrod.
>>731204285
>>731204322
alright cool I'll just take the in-between and say 7
>>731204392
Ok mister I want attention... Stop being so Damn sensitive and fuck chicks using tinder...
Rate me /b/
>>731204498
im mexican fam
>>731204572
Ha. this makes me happy
>>731202833
Right off the set of Welcome Back Kotter
Plz rate m8
>>731204557
Wash your fucking greasy ass body... You have an infestation of HIV on your chest.
>thread is 99% white males
>>731204729
Didn't you do that bombing in Boston?
>>731204587
Dude stop posting your ugly as face or I will have to wash my eyes out with bleach and vodka.
>>731204564
You look good bro, a better zayn Malik 8.5
>>731202921
Bulbous nose. Narrow mouth. Your mouth is supposed to reach from the outside corners of each eye. Yours is half that. You have ugly skin covering your face too. The ears are the least of your long term problems but they aint helping.
>>731204635
>>731204729
show your feet
>>731204557
Do something with your body hair. Is that chest acne? Try tea tree oil shampoo on that. If you're losing weight, good on you. Keep it up man
>>731204557
You look like you are lifting a lot but not doing much on cardio. Shoulders look good tho
>>731204635
Get a hair cut... motherfucker.
>>731204800
problematic
>>731204615
I will say a 7.5 to 8
>>731204962
Holy shit I would ignore the shit out of you.
>>731204962
You were once a man
>>731204962
Nudes or gtfo.
>>731204401
Stop
>>731203033
You look like you could be the love child of the guy from Split and the guy that plays Hawkeye.
>>731204800
Is this better?
Also, any tips for taking better pictures? In person girls can't keep their eyes off me but on cam I look like a 5
>>731203188
Clock Boy Ahmed.
>>731204994
Your facial expression is so fucking hideous that I just scooped my eyeballs out with a spoon.
>>731204972
too kind friendo
>>731205079
Shave the jihad beard
>>731203033
Relax man you'll be fine.
>>731203240
>>731203240
You again. still just as gross as before.
>>731204962
Trap, but hot trap
>>731205201
Sorry I was just nervous
>>731205079
Ayyy, rasta!
>>731205079
Hi black guy!
>>731203389
American Citizen extraordinaire. deserves a harem and his own statue.
>>731204930
Is this what you want
>>731205257
Would hire in IT/10
I know I need to shave, but I can't seem to attract girls either way. I don't know what kind of haircut to get either, so I would appreciate some help with what would look good.
>>731205257
Hi ISIS
>>731203514
Bitter punk.
>>731202567
>>731204800
Is that surprising or...?
>>731205430
Nice
>>731205430
WHAT ARE THOSE!!!! The black guy above will understand...
>>731204800
The main demographic of /b/
>>731205003
quirky
>>731205006
REALLY?
>>731205053
no
>>731203716
It aint working dude. i see a man.
>>731205637
>>731205257
Sikh?
>>731205698
I have the weirdest boner right now
>>731205498
Yeah just fucking shave and don't be weird and you'll get a girl....
>>731205430
Hot! But you are >>731204635 or >>731204729?
Also, moar feet pls
>>731202249
cute, i'd date you OP
>>731205498
Don't shave. Become an actor and play a Japanese martial arts teacher.
>>731205498
Just watch tokyo drift and choose any haircut
>>731205698
This is a dude, he posted like 3 threads ago
>>731205498
Hi Jackie Chan!
>>731203919
Slav?
I can't tell if majority of /b/ leans closer to being gay or being straight...or if it's just sort of...blurred.
>>731204951
That's not happening
>>731205849
reallylikeshashbrowns/10
Jew kid whit shorter hair
>>731205849
8, but lose a bit of weight and you can be a 9
>>731204235
You need to gain some weight before you die from malnutrition. WTF race are you? Kinda look like a somoan or eskimo type.
>>731205943
Don't shoot up your school please
>>731205940
sexuality, like gender, is on a spectrum
>>731205698
Ahh thats to bad we could use some fap worthy content.
>>731202420
Hey it's the guy with the face too big for his head
>>731205980
Smile fucker, change ur haircut and exercise
>>731205943
90's stoner surfer/10
>>731206032
mighty generous of you.
>>731204342
thanks, my fucking dick is rock hard and im about to slather peanut butter all over it so my dog can lick it offffffff
>>731206022
I hate your smile
That fact that you're a Jew just makes it worse
>>731205430
Begging for it
>>731206022
Ohhhh myyyyu gOSH it's a jewww gaurding his bridge!!! Everybody out of the thread... Hurry before we are infected with dradles
>>731204392
i dunno...you favor that faggot starlord guy in the movies...your time for getting celebrity-related pussy might just be around the corner. maybe you should move to somewhere cold. youd have more luck in life in a climate that favors your dna.
>>731206035
>>731204455
Go to hell Paul ryan.
>>731202833
>>731206238
A decent 6
>>731204557
You LITERALLY look like a baptist. wow thats fucked.
Roast me /b/
>>731206388
Can't tell if this would be more cringey if it was MLP since it's MLP, or less cringey since you're ruining an actual good anime
>>731206155
I get that a lot actually
>>731206282
That's Right GOYIM. Girls only want black dick not your tiny one inches . Oh remember the 6Zillion Chosen people that got ovened
>>731206501
Nice eyebrows DMX, does mom know you're smoking?
>>731204557
uhmm...i=are all those bumps all over you due to steroids? You are using steroids even though they wreck your genitals? whats wrong with you??
>>731206077
i'm a piece of trash on the floor
not fap worthy
>>731206654
Are you legal? MODS
>>731206654
Well at least you're self aware.
>>731206501
Looks like you slice kabob meat in New York. What kind of meat is it?
>>731206207
Im not even Jewish. Just got that fucking big ass Irish Nose.
Rate me rawr xd
>>731206726
It's a guy you idiot
On the left
>>731206654
I'm conflicted
>>731206779
# of earrings / 10
. R8 plz
>>731206654
>DFC
wewwww
>>731204573
>well since you're a first timer here's a tip:
>DONT EVER POST THAT FUCKING MONGOLOID PIC AGAIN
>>731205079
yOU LOOK LIKE AN INMATE AT A CORRECTIONAL FACILITY.
>>731206801
I'm a fucking fag then
>>731206654
would suck dem man titties. Show your pp
>>731205943
>>731206354
The hottest guy I've ever saw on /b/.
Being here since 2013.
Post erotic pictures of you, please.
>>731206928
Fuck you dude I hate you
>>731205469
Thanks bud
>>731205507
Sup man
>>731205736
In the flesh
>>731206717
You look like you like anal. I'd hate fuck you
>>731206618
Dud, im 22
>>731206928
Pic 2/2. Need honest opinions and advice
>>731206996
4 years? holy shit. many long time
>>731206525
These things are gnar gnar
about to rate everyone :)
>>731207075
You look closer to 30
>>731205498
Nothing will help. Its the reputation your people have in the penis department. maybe it doesnt apply to you but what girl wants to roll the dice knowing the odds?
>>731204599
>>731202882
newfags
>>731207095
Let your hair grow. Your eyes and mouth are too big so look for ways to make them look smaller.
>>731207142
Snapchat Cancer
>>731207142
>image.jpg
>>731206908
7/10 if counting both ears, but ill stick with 3/10
>>731206779
You look like you smoke hash and snort smarties. What's wrong with you
>>731207142
I would start with repairing the bare ceiling in the background if I was you. But it's your choice.
Rate me and my dad
>>731207375
Could trap
>>731206654
Your cute as fuck
Definitely my type 10/10
>>731207095
Kys
>>731207375
Does your butch zer/ze girlfriend put out at all?
Uh, hi again...
>>731206965
Good roast /bro/ XDDDD He looks like an inmate because he's black XDDD upvote
>>731205849
Yummy but tell truth...you are an impossible bitch to please arent you? Guys get sick of your shit fast I bet.
>>731207118
terrible pic, i'm a bit disappointed
but you're still hot as fuck. feel free to post moar of you here
>>731206965
good lord you are gay
>>731207467
Want to fuck the shit out of you while reading manga
>>731206501
smoking's a turn off, 3/10
>>731206587
decently attractive, 7/10
>>731206654
honestly can't tell your gender, 3/10
>>731206779
eh, 5/10
>>731206858
not ugly, 6/10
>>731204235
Favourite
>>731207304
I've been told that a lot, but I've only smoked weed like 5 years ago, never done anything else.
r8 me phaggots
>>731205943
Dude...do you have Von Erich blood?
>>731207467
If I could give you some honest feedback, I would dye your hair black. The stupid dark red thing which is popular now with your type is horrible.
>>731205943
you look like a young arnold. not bad man
>>731207142
Take off that dog filter first you coward
>>731207467
Is that your natural hair color?
>>731207659
what the hell are you
>>731207579
Hawt
As long as it isn't trash
>>731207659
honestly fucking ugly
>>731207659
You look fking scary
>>731206238
Emulating the seth rogan look is not a good idea.
>>731207659
You look like you grew up Amish, and your father went to town on your face after he caught you riding the arm rest.
>>731207659
Female Benedick Cumberfuck
>>731207659
Cute but I'd need to see you're over 18 first.
>>731207691
My type? And I only dye it with red highlights because I don't want to ruin my hair. It fades out nicely and doesn't look like shit after 3 months.
>>731207709
The brown hair is, but the dark red highlights aren't.
>>731207118
kik? I would pay for more pics of you.
>>731207659
Look more like this plz
>>731207659
balding/10
>>731207997
Dye it black. Stop being stupid, we both know it's not 1960 and dying your hair is no longer going to cause it to fall out...
>>731206654
Come here little girl...get in papas van...
You have that buffy vampire slayer cutie thing going on.
>>731202249
you look sad
handsome but sad
>>731207467
I think you're very cute
do you think I am attractive?
>>731203919
(me)
>>731207375
gay/10
>>731207467
You never replied before, are you a pyro? You look like one of your dreams and aspirations is to burn down a church
>>731206717
Crawl out of Hillarys cunt you catladybitch. You dont deserve the pay men get.
>>731207142
You said you'd rate everyone but didn't rate me
>>731206654
can u show a full body pic?
>>731207095
christ, you look like a mix of pajeet and jose
>>731208255
Not even American lel.
>>731208130
First off, I would look awful with black hair. Second, dying your hair too much will ruin it. It will become extremely hard to take care of, especially if you bleach it.
>>731206858
Sing a few lines from Drops of Jupiter and you will get pussy.
>>731207777
I check' em
Nice quads
>>731207238
True, non snapchat picture posted
>>731207320
It was my friend's house lol
>>731208236
Kek, is it that easy to tell?
>>731207659
Bendthedick cuminsnatch
>>731203716
mental illness/10
>>731208383
You look cute. Forget about it.
>>731208503
would have a crush on/10
didn't you say you were going to rate everyone
>>731208278
it's all downhill from here
my body is shit
>>731205079
>girls can't keep taking their eyes off of me
because they're wondering if the homeless nigger is going to rape or mug em first
>>731208498
>>731207467
In case you didn't read it in last thread...
>But how do I subtly drop hints like that without being awkward?
Well, I met a girl who looked similar to you once.
She was 22 and after we laughed at a drunk hobo she said something like "man, I'll never be able to buy alcohol without my Id" (you can buy beer at 16, strong stuff at 18 here).
Worked great in letting me know, and wasn't awkward at all.
>>731208256
Uh I got most of the pictures that were posted when I started, sorry man
>>731204557
everything, fuckin kill yourself
>>731208614
wow that's a lot
>>731207470
A black guy in a wife beater seated at cellbunk level..yep...great roast. you rite you rite
>>731208692
FAKE NEWS
>>731208383
If you truly think you would look bad with black hair you are fooling yourself.
Spend a few extra dollars getting some halfway decent hair dye or go to the fucking salon. You are moving from a somewhat dark natural color, to a darker color, why are you even talking about bleaching...?
>>731208614
you need to die
>>731208692
can you rate me
>>731203919
>>731208503
9.5/10
"The girl next door" vibe
>>731207659
Change your hair style and your expression and you could look very cute. Try a light smile. And a hair style that doesn't look like you are balding.
>>731208734
hm?
>>731208779
i know :3
>>731208498
Knee bruises from praising kek or dick?
>>731207613
You lost weight fast anon! In some areas of your face. keep trying. the rest will catch up.
Rate me fags
>>731208614
Would hug/10
>>731208629
See this is exactly my problem, I come off way better in person. I mean I am kind of charming so maybe that helps but yeah, shit is ridiculous
>>731207038
not my type but also not terrible, 5/10
>>731207095
should grow your hair out, face shape doesn't go well with short hair, 4/10
>>731207375
you look gay because of the hair honestly, natural hair would make you a 7/10
>>731208503
>>731207142
attention whore/10, shouldn't you be fucking chads?
>>731208880
Of cuts. I quit long before it got that bad. Courage be with you to go on living.
>>731203033
get a haircut
>>731202249
Pickle smoocher/10
>>731208505
Well you have the facial expression of that little girl smiling at the burning house and the hair of that witch from GoT so maybe I was just being racist
>>731207375
you a floridian?
>>731208614
I'd go gay for/10
I used to cut a lot too and on my thighs mostly as well. I tried taking a pic, but the scars don't show up too well. Hey, if you wanna talk about it