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/b/ how many shots is this?

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/b/ how many shots is this?
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idk, you should put it to the test. Drink the whole thing counting how many shots it takes.
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>>731193282
That's just a little sample bottle you broke ass nigga, prob 2 shots
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Approximately 16.9 standard shots (1.5 oz of 40% liquor)
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>>731193682
Mini bottle fucktard
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1 and a half normal 1 oz shots
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Less than 2
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>>731193649
Oh. Duh. Well in that case <1.
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>>731193282
You don't show cognac.
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>>731193830
*shot
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>>731193649

I'm in Vegas. It was free. I don't drink liquor.
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easy fit for your ass then faggot!
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>>731193282
lol what did you steal it from the minifridge while your parents were out of the hotel room?
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Ok, if you attach a tube from your dick through your body back into your dick, what happens when you start peeing, is it endless?
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>>731194011

Family wedding, bartender that was hired wasn't paying attention so I took one.
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>>731193282
37
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>>731193282


enough for a good time
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>>731194344
well if you dont drink very often you will feel it, or you can save it until you're able to get more? if you have to ask if it will get you drunk then you'll probably get a good buzz off of it though
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Laat anders maar. Het is teveel.
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>>731193282
1.
>>731193483
That is 1oz of shit booze.
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>>731194876

Should I pick captain morgan instead?
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>>731195071
it really doesnt matter all booze tastes like shit until you acquire a taste for it
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>how many shots

Not enough. I fuck wit Henny, but Courvoisier is better. Discuss
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>>731195719
>fuck wit
Fuck you nigger
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>>731195886
I'm white, but I grew up around black people. I ain't no nigger though
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>>731194674
>/thread
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>>731193282
Mix it with a can of root beer. Cheap brandy and root beer typically mix well
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>>731193900
good.
liquor is a waste of liver processing power.
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>>731196241
nop op but thanks anon i will remember this
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>>731196241

I was just going to chug the whole thing wouldn't the high hit me faster?
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>>731193282
1 shot = 44.36mL
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Underageb& has no clue how much a shot is or can't read the label?

How are kids these days this retarded?
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>>731196641

I'm 18
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>>731196538
If you never drink it won't matter.
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>>731196731
Yet you still have no clue how to read or how to use Google.
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>>731196741

Okay cool
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>>731193282
Not enough
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>>731196839

kek the /b/ros are my google
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>>731196436
No problem. I recommend Courvoisier, personally, as I find their V.S. better than Hennessey's
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>>731196921
You should have been aborted.
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>>731196538
Yes, it will hit faster, but it's not enough to make much of an effect. Mixing it will allow you to enjoy it, and the slow buzz that develops as you drink it
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>>731196077
You speak like an uncivilized farm animal
Nigger
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>>731193282
A shot is 40 ml
Calculate from volume of the bottle listed on the back
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>>731197098

Here's some milk
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>>731194344
You stole alcohol from a family wedding? You're either broke or just underage b8. Maybe both.
Either way, gtfo
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>>731193282
Not Pure White so pretty shit tier.
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>>731196731
kek we all know you're younger than 18 bucko
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>>731197204
>speaking like an uncivilized farm animal
>uncivilized farm animal
>speaking like one
>animal farm uncivilized speaking
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>>731197204
Alright, /b/ro, calm thine titties. This thread is about the consumption of alcohol, and you, as a racist, must know how good us niggers are at drinking liquor instead of getting jobs. So would you kindly step off, and let me tell what I know
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>>731193282
one you broke faggot
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English or Irish shots? Makes a whole world of difference, the English drink pussy 25ml shots.
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>>731197521
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I've been drinking for around 6 year and don't know the terminology I just pour what I thick will be enough, cover it with some and swallow; btw I'm I am drunk right now
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Are you retarded, op? Read how many fluid ounces are in the bottle, google "how many ounces in a shot" then divide.
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Enough to kill you and a friend
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>>731193282
One.

Shot = 1.5 ounces
airplane bottle = 50 ml
1 ounce = 29 ml
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>>731193863
*shoot
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