>18 >tfw never had a gf how the fuck do i get a gf?

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>>731190726
lol u r a kuk

>>731190826
>tfw that is illegal in my country

>>731190726
Find someone who shares most of your opinions and main interests

>>731190726
Tinder works well... I was an autistic forever alone nerd and met a nice girl and we've been together for almost a year now. there are a lot of shitty people on tinder, but there are some good ones too.

>>731190726
Make a profile on a dating website, then send every woman who looks even half decent or interested a small message that says you're interested and would to talk some more.

It's scientifically proven that hitting up a lot of women with "hey I like you, let's talk more" works up to 90% better than sending huge letters to specific people.

it's a number game. Keep sending out messages over and over, you'll get a couple of replies, out of those couple of replies a hand ful of people will seem interested, and out of those people some will be close enough to get to, seems interesting and you'll hopefully hit it off with someone.

Then you meet, have an awkward date(s) and fuck.

I started online profile dating aroudn your age, met like 20 chicks I fucked there (through haaaard work).

Then I got tinder.. just get a decent profile pic (if you're fat, get in shape, takes a couple of months, no matter how obese you are. If it's really bad then you're a succes story -> even more poon)
really simple generic bio and swipe right on everything, same approach as the profile websites.

it's a number game

>>731191024
nice try normal fag

Find a group hobby in the real world.

Look good or have money

>>731190726
Better yourself and become desirable.

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>>731190726
You can find two on Squall's computer at the start of the game. Most others you have to draw from boss monsters

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>>731190726
there is no hope for you anon
women are all stupid CUNTS they are all exactly the same none of them are different they are all stupid whores and they are fucking retards that only want chad

even the fucking sluts that only want le nerdy gius xd acutally only want a chad with glasses. women are all stupid cunts

ignore all these beta orbiter faggots in this thread you will never get a gf if you are at least somewhat smart like me I fucking hat those dumb whore roastie cunts

>>731191570
how?
Women only want Chad
even the ugly ones.
Fucksakes I am 6/10 at best I guess I'm just dying alone like >>731191606
says

>>731191366
yeah god luck with that op

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>>731191702
hey.. im a 6/10 as well
You just have to be able to find joy.. go outside.. do hobbys that you love.. live life.. and if you are haaving fun.. some girl is gonna come along the way :) pic related .. im the priest 60 kg, long thin neck, socially awkward, pushover but still a good helpfull guy that can be uplifting...

>>731192318
there is no hope for me anon thanks but sorry
I will probably be alone forever. the last and only woman i ever approached was a literal land whale who rejected me because I was not and I quote "I only like really really big strong muscular guys you are somewhat buff at best"

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>>731192318
pic is my first and current GF i met her on Tinder.. she was an Au pair here in Iceland where i live.. asked her out to dance theater.. we had awkward moments but i just made fun of that.. still showed her interest in what she was about.. watch out 4 your manners.. dont talk to much about to much..
remember.. girls love funny, cant be funny without having fun..

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>>731190726
suck her pinga

>>731193227
i will die alone bcus im not chad

>>731192977
Buff??? im the babyface guy kneeling like a pussy.... i am mostly a long thin neck with a huge adamsapple.. im thin but i am trying to watch out.. your body is a problem that is commonly solved.. just move... find something that you enjoy but burns your fat or muscles you

>>731193549
She said I was good looking but not good enough for her bare in mind she was like 210 lbs (she said herself) and I was not good enough for a less than stellar looking 210 lbs gal
fuck my life

>>731193709
ok... so fucking what? im starting to think that bitches are the least of your problems... o wait... maybe just stop being a whiny bitch especially to your self

>>731193709
Op.. tell me more about you.. not just how heavy you are but what makes you... well... you

>>731194283
>160
>5'11 (fucking short arse manlet)
>cs at uni (fucking nerdy meme degree)
>go to gym nearly ottermode body (so basically shit tier)
>go out with friends a fair bit
>Go out of my way to help people if they need it
>probably stupid

it'd be easier if you asked me specific questions pal

>>731194559
160 lbs that should say at first
also I'm 18
19 in a month and a half

>>731190726
cunts only want chad anon
cunts only want chad

>>731193961
holy shit what is that even supposed to mean you cuck

>>731194636
hahahaha wow.. ok buddy... you are 5 11 i am 5 10 ... 160 fuck id love to hit that weight.. maybe i would have a chance in combat sports then.. your in Uni.. im a collage dropout and dont say CS is bullshit ok... its fine... i think after all you told me... just focus on your self... you are negative as fuck and you will never get anywhere like that... your only 18 and i got my first gf 23... right after i went to a psychiatrist (very hard for me to finally seek that kind of service.. but nobody knew about it) go to a friend maybe.. but you should be fine.. just confident, negative and bitchy... something that no girl likes

>>731195613
unconfident*

>>731195613
how the hell do you get a gf?
i am worried that every woman has the same very high standards as that overweight lass who told me to fuck off because i wasn't buff enough and wasn't 6'0

>>731190726
It's like fishing but instead of using a worm as bait you put a louis vuitton bag on the hook.

>>731191334
If a girl goes to tinder I automatically assume shes a whore, i could never find a gf throu that because the first impression ill get from her is that she's a slut

>>731196014
i dont know how you "should" get a gf..
i think you should talk to friends about this more (u dont, do you?)
like i already said.. find your self.. joy.. happiness. confidence.. passion.. a woman will come along the way :)
Tinder works.. just dont try to get laid.. mostly it works better just to try to get to know somebody and the signs will come later.

>>731196383
Isn't tinder just for Chads to hook up with staceys?
I just want an average or slightly below or above average gf
I am more bothered about personality than looks

Women always was hard to understand them. You must be a handsome genius to know how to get a girl.

>>731197038
whereas dumb cunts just dont have to be too fat

>>731196573
last time i checked... everyone was on tinder....
like me and my gf met on tinder (1 year
for me, never got lucky due to same self image problems as you are dealing with. she was on tinder for 2 months) My first message to her was "so what are you about? penguin emoji.. and it kinda just innocently went to me asking her if she had gone to dance performances in Reykjavík (im a dancer btw everyone thought i was gay because physique and no gf) and she went to this show with me.. and i kissed her on third date ... fucked on the 7th...

>>731197452
ongratulations yuo got the pleasure of going out witha retired cock slut

>>731197549
whuuut? fuk u saying? i took her virginity

>18
LMAO AT THIS KID

>>731197833
word...

>>731197833
OH YEAH LAUGH IT UP SORRY FOR BEING A LOSER

>>731197735
sure ya did
you are such a fucking cuck lol how can you put your dick in the same hole that many other men did? enjoy your aids

im almost 21 and no gf
feelsbadman

>>731198191
you are the kind of guy who will die alone
because you are straight up retarded

>>731190726
stop visiting 4chan and get a life lmao

>>731197931
you know how i described my self at 20? an average looser.. dude.. im not telling you to get a life but im telling you to realize that you have one... and if you dont start to enjoy it and work on your negativity young man... you are only gonna regret it when its to late..

>>731190726
Relax man you will be fine. settle take a breath and remember you're only 18
Don't listen to these cunts who say any otherwise

>>731198574
this

>>731190726
Find girl
Understand her
Converse with her
Keep positive

Tell her about you
Have quality time with her
Eat fancy foods

Be loving and caring
Introduce her to family and vice versa
Tell her she's always beautiful
Cuddle with her, caress her
Have her lie down and make love

Then read the caps for last step

>>731190955
what is tor

>>731198574
exactly i am 18 the vast majority of women have had bfs by this point and i will never compare to the chads that they have had one night stands with so i will just be rejected straight away by like 95 percent of them

You'll always lose money chasing women, you'll never lose women chasing money.
Fuck these hoes, bide your time and fun a good girl.

>>731199121
kek

>>731199529
this post = wait until women are all used up by chads and then marry one that le settles down xd and is le dun with le bad boys who will always resent you for not being an 18 yr bad boy

OP you should die alone rather than being with a stupid CUNT
(any woman)

>>731199563
wtf r u meaning by this post

>>731198683
cunt

>>731199720
Virgin detected

>>731200184
i would rather be a virgin than the 90th guy a cunt (normal woman0 has slept with

>>731191702
If you're alone, you're NOT a 6/10.
Most people are 5/10s. They strike out some, but they can get their fair share of dates too-when there are dates to be had.
A 6/10 is the best looking guy in a room full of people. Most available women will gravitate toward him and want to at least catch his eye. If that's not what single women are doing when around you, that's not what you are.
Chances are you're probably between a 4 and a 5. Maybe you're not the worst person in the room, but there's something about you (age, weight, looks, money, confidence, etc) that makes most women not choose you first. As a result, dating is hard for you.
The way to remedy this is to work on you. Work on shoring up your weaknesses and enhancing your strengths for a while until you are at least a 5 and can land and successfully entertain a girl on a regular basis when you want to.
Remember that meeting, talking with, and dating girls are all skills that need to be developed. Work on a standard approach and expect to fail A LOT as you are learning. There's only one way to gain these skills, and that's by doing. Don't be afraid or get discouraged-it's all part of the process.

>>731199509
ok now you just sound ridiculous.. grow the hell up... you probably have an ideal woman in your head... women do too... you feel like you boring and ugly.. allot of decent women feel that way too.. common op stop being so emo

>>731200460
WRONG
women are all stupid cunts that only want legit 10/10 chads
look on attractive male instagrams
you can then see that all women are stupid fucking whores who only give a shit about chad's. the cunts should be executed or forced to be with normal people
women shouldn't be allowed to vote and should not be allowed to get people arrested for violence

>>731200519
I am not OP btw that was me you replied to
but my ideal woman is literally just have a good personality and don't be too fat or too deformed

>>731191092
Shes fucking five niggers behind your back, pal, i hope you use a condon to fuck her.

>>731200950
>a condon
condon or condoff?

>>731200950
this

>>731200460
does it have to be so complex? jeez..
the guys that get allot of pussy by age of 18 (and cant stop talking and thinking with their dicks) are usually just dumb cunts that are to stupid to have any self awareness..
they never try they just do.. like dumb cunts doing stunts..
most girls sleep with them for social reasons..
they are dumb but they can be fun.. you cant even have a serious discussion with allot of these boys..
OP dont feel bad about not being one of them..
enjoy yourself and a woman will come along b4 you are 23

>>731200920
oh im sorry man.. but trust me.. just look for fun and youll meet some girl that wont mind sharing the experience with you

>>731201282
yes op i hope you enjoy getting a used up fucking whore (every woman the cunts can't stand not fucking every chad they see)

>>731200920
that is why you are a filthy sexist mysoginist
I happen to be a nerdy girl into nerdy guys who like big bang
but pigs like you who hold high standards such as
>cannot have an inch of fat on them
>cannot even look slightly bad
kys filthy ugly virgin loser you are a cunt

>>731201636
wut?

>>731201801
nope

>>731201932
what do you mean nope sorry for having standards you prick

>>731201801
faggot

>>731202408
wait whois talking to who now?

>>731203026
I don't know but you are roastie whore for demanding chad while being fat

>>731203138
im the "nope" guy
why are you going after me?

>>731203566
are you an idiot whores only want chad

>>731203615
wait what? you are dumb... why do you think i would say 1st >>731201801
then reply to my own post with a nope?
you drunk?

>>731203842
yes i am drunk but that is besides the point you fucking whore

>>731203930
you are going after the wrong dude, dude XD

>>731204302
fuck off you slag you only want chad stop bullying me

>>731190726
find a good female friend who's open to sex (but not particularly dating because those people are just obnoxious)