first blowjob story thread

>>731185651
>kissed
>hand slid down pants
>jerked me of
>got bj
all these fucking beta cucks dont know how to get a bj while i got my first bj at age 15
fucking faggots

>>731185651
>be 15
>make out for an hour
>jerks me off for 10 minutes
>finally put her mouth on it
>three pumps and blow down her throat
>she wasn't expecting it so soon
>coughs/gags/heaves cum all over my stomach

never got one off her again

>>731185651
sauce of girl?

>>731185936
sounds about right

>be 16
>second ever gf
>christian farmer girl in school uniform
>jerking me off with her head on my chest
>start to thrust hips upwards in a gesturing motion
>seems to work ash she goes for it
>blow my full load down her throat, dirty slut swallowed every last drop
>christians xD

I find blowjobs are overrated either that or my partner is not good at them

>>731185651
>14 years old
>walking home from friends
>shorcut through park
>ran into people from school
>2 girls and one guy
>they are drunk
>guy recognizes me from class
>end up hanging out with them
>on playground
>girl starts showing off tits
>32DD
>girl gets naked
>everyone fingers girls
>guy and other girl start fucking
>girl with big tits offers bj
>gets bj
>girl uses teeth becasue drunk
>girl offers sex
>i say no because i was a virgin
>girl is now a suicide girl
One of the biggest regrets i have is turning her down

>>731185651
>16
>Celebrating birthday at night club 21+( Family has connection)
>Have a table with 6 ltr vodka, dom p bottles and cristal
>Hot blonde 22year old gold digger
>give her drinks, dance, grinds me
>Im hard she reaches back and grip my cock threw my pants
>Grabs my arm, takes me to the toilet's
>Go in stall, gets on her knees
>Sucks my cock and strokes it.
>Cum within a couples mins
>has load in mouth
>Chick walks back up stairs cum in her mouth
>Smiles at my older rich as fuck brother
>Opens mouth licks finger and swallows
>Cue slow clap and high fives.

>>731185651
Is that Ivanka Trump? wtf?

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>>731187433
Some pics i found of her>>731187433

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>>731187433

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>>731187433
Another one

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>>731185651
>13
>take girl to the woods
>we make out
>ask her to suck my dick
>she says no
>keep asking until she agrees
>she blows me for an hour until I cum on her face
>she tells her friend and it gets out at school and everyone thinks I'm a creep

>>731186715
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph57db57f10f2e7

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>be 17
>first sexual relationship
>she gets her rag, doesn't want to fuck
>I'm horny
>without saying anything she just slides down and puts my dick in her mouth
>omg, unreal feeling
>her hair is tickling my tummy
>having your know tongued for first time is fucking intense!
>tell her I'm about to cum. No idea what's going to happen. Is she going to pull it out? Cim?
>she just keeps sucking. Cum about 10 fucking squirts into her mouth. Jumping and twitching all over the bed like I'm being electrocuted.
>She swallows it all. Leaves my dick clean.
>Feel like a porn star
>God I miss her. She was crazy though so the sex was good but the life was stressful.

>>731187425
It's a fucking vagina with a tongue and you can cum in it and not worry about her getting pregnant. The fuck is wrong with you?

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>be 16
>gf is shy innocent 13 year old emo girl
>starts getting sexual with me so keep going with it
>decide to cuddle at a movie theater
>shows up in heels and leggings with a short skirt
>ooshit.png
>make out during shitty movie
>start sliding my hand in her inner thigh
>no reaction
>wtf.png
>start to finger her
>she doesn't move much
>fuk.avi
>whip dick out after 10 minutes of trying to finger her
>grabs it in her hand and loosley pulls it
>godamnit.jpg
>asks if she should put her mouth on dick
>wewlad.png
>starts slowly licking the shaft and boner level goes from 6 to 10.
>she's going too fucking slow and is too soft but it works
>realize old person knows what's going on two seats down and get dirty look
>smile at them and look away nervously, barley able to keep boner before she sucks harder and causes me to nearly blow
>tell her to do that again and she starts going slow so can't get there
>she grabs my dick and I put my hand over hers and "assist her" while more or less jacking her off with my hand because that was the longest fucking 15 minutes ever
>Get up and go clean the mass ammount of cum she got on my hoodie
>Friend notices jizz on hoodie and high fives me for getting head to shitty movie
>Always became known as that one friend who got his dick sucked to a shitty xmas movie.

>after work
>girl i made out with once wants to make out more
>raining outside, go in my car
>get pretty into it
>she undoes my shorts and goes all in
>feels amazing
>cum in her mouth after a minute
>cum too much, she can't handle it, spits a lot out
>she gets angry that i didn't say i was cumming
>10 seconds later starts to jerk me off

best blowjobs I ever got were from this girl, still holds true 10 years later

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>>731185651
>Be 11
>Have good friend want to go trick or treating
>He asks if I want to bring other friend with us since she was new to school
>whynot.jpg
>All heading out for fun
>Kind of bored
>Friend asks if we want to do a dare for all his candy
>whynot.jpg 2.0
>Tells her to suck my jelly bean behind this house
>Jelly bean grows to Lima bean status
>She agrees
>Fuck yes
>She gets down on knees and has all 3cm in her mouth
>Feels good man

So that was the first time but she tried again a few hours later. We had fun that night.
mfw

>am 14
>trying to hit up my friend's girl's friend
>friend's girl messaged me saying her friend wouldn't be interested in me but she is
>say she was going to break up with my friend anyways
>young dumb me figures "well if she is gonna break up with him anyways what's it matter?"
>didn't realize at the time that women are just manipulative cunts and she probably wouldn't have broken up with him if I didn't say yes
forgot to mention she is fat but I was so sick of not getting any that I didn't care at the moment
>me and her go bowling with a couple of her friends
>eventually we go to the side of a walmart and she sucks me off
>she isn't even good at it so I have to get myself off
aftermath
>next day she messages me wanting to be my GF
>tell her not looking for a GF but I'll do a fwb kinda thing
>she says okay
>mix of disgust about her weight/guilt about taking friends guilt sets in though
>tell her I don't want to have sex and make up some bullshit about how I am afraid the condom will break
>she gets all pissed off and tells me I have a small dick (funny because she is legally a pedophile in my state considering our ages)
>ignore her
>a few days later she wants me to fuck her in the ass
>horny so I seriously consider it
>she wants me to hang out with her and her friends though
>say no
>she starts talking about how much an asshole I am blah blah blah
>block her number and facebook and never speak to her again

I still have never had sex. Women are the devil tho

>be 18
>this fucking whore wanted the dick
>she gave me head
>didn't cum because was bad af
>went home and cried after going to see starwars

>be me
>be 14
>Moved in with my dad because my mom was a psycho bitch
>Go to Yucaipa High School
>Just a bunch of Christian girls that were ready to be fucked
>new kid at school so kind of awkward but be working out and taking steroids at the time so swole
>Get put into cool programming class
>Cool teacher basically know everything it was super easy
>after that lunch
>my dad's girlfriend at the time had a daughter that went there too
>hang out with her at lunch so I don't be left alone
>pretty cool place
>start working on homework while talking to kind of step sis
>one grade higher than me
>finish homework bell rings
>PE ez
>Final Class Freshman Seminar
>sit next super cute weeb emo grill one year older than me
>we talk over the next few weeks and get to know eachother
>She has never fucked or anything
>big family problems tho
>go over to her house one day and spend night
>don't do anything that night except kiss a bit
>next time I come over we make out and grope
>3rd night I come over she is all over me
>we 69 for a bit
>she gets off of me and gets on her knees and chokes down my cock
>best feeling ever
>I cum without warning because first time
>First squirt she recoils penis pops out
>second squirt goes right in her eye
>third straight on her face
>final squirt on her chest
>felt so good

>>731185651

>be 17
>kinda drunk
>get my cock sucked
>fucking teeth

>>731190157
*taking friends GIRL

I noticed a trend in this thread. Most girls are so bad at blow jobs you just end up jerking yourself off.

>be 14
>have gf same age, quite a slut
>go to her house
>parents leave and were alone
>start making out
>start fingering her and undress her
>she starts jerking me off, then she gets on her knees and sucks me off
>bj was pretty bad
>we fucked afterwards

>>731190157
/b/ros before hos. You don't deserve pussy.

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>be 16
>gf comes over after school while parents are home
>been dating 3 months, she wants to watch a movie
>interstellar just came out
>movie starts and we are cuddling and shit
>30 mins into the movie i kiss her
>she likes it
>start slowly making out and lightly grabbing tits
>she says she is feeling pretty dirty too and rubs my dick
>slowly she crouches under my desk and starts giving me a handjob
>starts sucking my dick at the no time for caution sequence
>interstellar will never be the same


probably the crowning moment of my life

>>731185651
>be 17
>holiday in the netherland with friends
>girl from the neighbor holiday flat comes over
>we smoke pot and drink some beer
>i make out with her in my sleeping room
>i get my dick sucked

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>be me
>17 y/o arab
>country where holding hands in public is illegal
>had a gf for 2 years anyway anyway (still with her)
>on a date one day and with a couple of friends
>gf and i walk alone for a bit
>spot a deserted house that was being constructed
>we go in
>start making out, touching.
>she asks if i wanna try. ofcourse
>was pretty bad and dark, teeth game strong
>she got the hang of it pretty quick
>finished. went back to friends
>got dinner and went home. :)

>>731187078
I was actually kinda similar lol. Had a christian gf, when we first got to touch ourselves there she tried to make fucking bj instead of using her hand. I stopped her tho cuz I was "decent boy" back then. Soon I figured bj is bj and from that day on she was a semen demon. She was swallowing every last bit of it, very durable(sometimes we easily went through like 10 or 20 minutes) and at the beginning very eager - I would drag her to bedroom and make her blow me like 4 times a day and she knowing what is going up was actually happy to suck me. I sincerely believe she loved to suck my dick.

And she was a christian with believeing in all that stuff, going to church each sunday and so on. lol

>>731185651
>be 19
>have physics (Mechanics) final that I'll probably fail in the morning
>texting 40 year old woman who I've known online for like 8 years, StarCraft/Diablo1/2 days
>go over to her place to "study"
>only study for like 5 minutes, just talking
>tickling turns into kissing
>lick suck her nipples
>She'd go all the way if I wanted, but I was a virgin and was a bit nervous
>get blowjob instead
>She sucks me like a 40 year old who knows how to suck a dick, for about 45 minutes
>took 45 minutes because I jacked off too much and it's hard to cum
>let me blow it in her mouth and swallowed it
>go home at 4 am feeling dirty, don't wake up for physics final

The first few times I did anything sexual I always felt dirty, don't know why

>>731191435
Btw I forgot to add that was the first time we met IRL. Even though I was sexting a lot and photos, the real thing was different. Amazing of course

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>be me
>hungry, so I decided to look for food.
>look in fridge
>look in pantry
>look in fridge
>something caught my eye
>this beautiful young cantaloupe
>SoRipe.jpg
>Its giving me a look
>flirt back (now that I think about it, I think I winked with both eyes)
>I pick it up with one swift moment
>Im feeling it up
>get idea
>microwave this bitch
>shes into it
>take her out. so nice. so warm.
>take out my spaghetti covered Swiss army knife and pop its cherry
>next thing I know Im on my back and it's going ham
>I can't feel my legs
>oh god its so warm
>ShesOnThatPlanB
>Blow my massive load
>its seeds were everywhere
>were still good friends, it was a while back
>I heard its going for a doctorate
>Pic related Its her.

>be me
>my 13th birthday w/ gf
>commence succ
>only lick
>tongue like sandpaper
>laughs at 4 inch 13 y/o dick
>best friend was sitting on the floor in the room the whole time, kek.

Still the best experience i had at 13

>be 17
>chat with this 18 yo girl who lives a few cities away
>get to know eachother more and more
>have a date
>keep in contact after that
>talk about our preferences
>next time we meet she wears a schoolgirl outfit, I spank her and eat her out
>she gives me my first BJ later
>feels good

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>be 18
>meet this 17 year old through some friends
>wow look at her
>small A cups, firm petite ass
>talk to her from time to time
>meet and drink sometimes
>get close, she gets drunk and gets touchy, likes hugging and random grabbing
>one time really drunk at my place
>loose shirt on her, basically see her small titties through the neck hole
>get hard
>she notices
>everything leads to her being topless and blowing me
>barely fits me into her small mouth, but tries very hard, chokes a lot
>first bj, nervous, but very sensitive and hard
>can't hold longer than like 10-15mins
>diamonds
>cum what seemed the biggest in her mouth
>releases everything to drip on her chin and chest
>she liked it
>repeat later without drinks for n times

>>731190164
proud of you anon

>>731190164
nc2l?

Im with 18 yo slut I knew from high school, we Netflix and chill, cuddle, I ask for BJ, she says maybe after we cuddle, then I get succ

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>>731191049

>.gif
>no actual gif, fucccccccccccc
the fuck is this shit???

>>731185651
>Smoked a Blunt with GF
>Here comes your birthday present
>First time a girl touchedmy pew wie
>Slides down and sucked my dick
Best feeling ever

>>731187425
Agreed anon ... rather vag any day.. better than nothing but definately don't like them.. my girls bad too very toothy

I was 14-our neighborhood slut she was 16. She was always showing her tits to us boys and jerking us off, blowing us and we must of all fucked her at one time or another

>be 20 yrs old virg nervous af
>girl rly likes me for some reason
>real fuckin cute and petite
>massive tits
>she always wanted to try deepthroat and make it sloppy
>my first bj experience ends with runny makeup and spit and cum all over her face
shit was cash man, felt like a porn star

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>>731194536
>pew wie
WHY?!

>>731188041
/r/thathappened

>>731185651
>

>>731188575
For a little sex creep pervert like me this is painful to read, I admit.

>16
>gf making out with me in parents bed
>i look at my cock
>she looks at my buldge
>sticks hand down there
>she tugs and doesn't really know what she's doing
>teeth and shit
>couldn't cum
>ended up feeling bad
few more blowjobs later we got more comfortable and i could actually cum

>>731191745
Damn got any more pics?

>>731187425
if she/he would actually use suction you would say otherwise

>>731194609
>>731187425
>>731195270
It is literally the best kind of feeling your penis can experience. If you don't like it is ALWAYS because the girl giving them to you is terrible at them.

>>731185651

>1994
>be me, 17
>we kissed
>i played with her tits
>she went down there
>sucked on it for a bit
>felt good but no orgasm
>after a few minutes of that, came back up to kiss me
>virgin me was ok with that

Apparently a blowjob was oral sex only if an orgasm was involved. And for some reason she wasn't okay with that.

Spoiler alert: she was just being manipulative.

>16 years old
>my cute 14 yr old cousin has crush on one of my friends
>my friend talked her into touching our dicks
>she was curious about how they kept growing and he suggested she kiss it and lick it
>wasnt long before she was sucking ( not very good at firsts) him and then me
>she got much better with practice

after about 30 bjs iv only cum from them 3-4 times max
its overrated bullshit
id much rather fuck some pussy than get blown

>>731188041

>threw my pants

On the dance floor? Where did she throw them?

>>731195477
Dubs of truth nigga

is it bad that I don't remember my first one. I had a steady girlfriend at the time, and I'm sure it happened. But we had sex before I got an actual blowjob.

>Be 15
>First GF
>Making out for 2 Hours
>Blue Balls
>She sticks hand in pants
>Jerks me off
>Pulls dick out
>'Wow anon, youre uncut, thats p cool, never seen one before'
>Starts blowing me
>Deepthroat because her last boyfriend had a much smaller cock
>Jerks me off to finish
>Farthest I've ever cum

>>731195714
Retard.

>>731195948
faggot that cant contain himself
probably a 2 pump chump

>be 12
>younger sister who is 14 comes home on e
>no one else home
>she touches me as a joke
>touch quickly turns into tickling
>don't do anything
>she sucks me off

>>731191049

Seven years, two months, and the days from now: THAT will be the crowning achievement of your life.

>>731196471

*THREE days. Fuck my phone.

>>731190288
>Steroids at 14
How's the babydik?

>be 11
>hanging out in the ditch
>meet older boy
>we decide to explore a tunnel
>kicking back the the tunnel
>he asks "ever seen another man's dick "
>nope
>pull out our dicks
>ever touch another man's dick?
>no
>touch his dick and he sucks mine
>came
>too chicken to suck his
>never see him again

>>731196327
how is it your younger sister if you were 12 and she was 14

>>731196807
*younger one of two sisters

>>731195477
Nope they are terrible. What's the point. if your going to suck my dick why not just have sex? BJs are a shitty consolation prize.
>>731195824
Dubs of lies

>>731185651
>Be 14 and just stick my dick in my GF's mouth because she wasn't getting there fast enough

>>731189437
>>she grabs my dick and I put my hand over hers and "assist her" while more or less jacking her off with my hand

WTF I'm confused

>>731196099
Not an argument.

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>>731185651
>go to catholic school
>16 at the time
>get home with gf
>we start making out on the couch as usual
>1 hour before parents get home
>puts hands down my pants and asks if she can
>yeah sure
>sucks me off from flacid to erect
>DID NOT EXPECT
>diamonds but a bit nervous
>3 minutes go by
>anon i cant take this anymore
>okay sorry
>pulls down panties but leaves skirt on
>grabs my dick and starts rubbing it on her pussy
>so fucking wet
>slips it in slowly dipping it in and out
>sits on it facing me
>tits in my face pussy on my dick grabbing ass
>no complaints here
>riding for 15 minutes
>feelsgoodman
>realise im about to cum
>baby
>she hops off and starts sucking again
>cum in her cute lil mouth
pic related her body type

>>731185936
Thats a pretty standard age to get your first bj, nothing to brag about

>16 years old
>go to a party and start feeling saucy because of the whiskey
>statt flirting with 6/10
>she's obviously older like by 7 years
>I come off as an asshole
>I keep approaching her and she kinda digs it
>the after party is at her house
>hours pass by
>we fuck
>takes off condom and starts sucking my 16 year old dick
>where the fuck is her teeth
>best head of my life

>>731187425
I wouldnt say they're overrated but yeah of couse it doesnt feel as good as sex

>>731197672
You must have a mutilated dick.

>be me
>be 15
>be virgin
>be with my first girlfriend
>she was 17
>after our 3rd date we start making out in her car
>feel her pussy
>soaked
>asks me if I want a Billy Joel
>pulls down my pants
>proceeds to suck the soul out of my cock for 15 minutes
>swallows
>cum so hard I don't even know what to say
>looks at me and says "you're welcome, now go to 711 and get me something to drink"
>lost my virginity to her a month later
>shit was cash

>>731185651
>15
>been "dating" this girl for like 3 months
>making out and reach in her pants
>she likes it
>"You should suck my dick"
>Shes shocked but goes for it
>Is absolutely horrible at it holy shit took me like 30 mins to cum
>Had to close my eyes and think of her friend

>>731196933
Also they are acceptable for virgins or young ppl

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>Be 16
>Had a 7/10 gf
>We are cooking pizza
>I was so horny so I started fingering her
>mfw she sat me on a chair and start pulling down pants
>she starts sucking me off
>she's so fucking bad at it
>she uses her teeths
>tries to do the ball sucking but she grab my ballsack so hard she hurts me
>take her off me
>start jerking off and cumming on her mouth
>meh
pic related, I broke up with her after fucking her.. Her pussy smelled like urine, so disgusting

>>731197762
How does that make sense? Are you implying a bj better than sex?

>>731198198
Yes. There is no better feeling. At least if you're not a jewdick.

>>731198184
lmao what a virgin story

>>731198359
Straight up virgin dude

>>731198633
Spotted the jewdick that has never received a quality bj.

>>731187425
"Partner"
Are you a faggot or something?

>>731198359
Yea a bj is only better than sex if you never had sex yet

>>731198964
Wrong.

>>731185651

>be 16
>Kiss/makeout
>whip dick out
>get bj
>69
>good times

>be 20
>in dorm room bed with enthusiastic girl
>sucks my rock hard dick for an hour nothing happens
>she gets tired of trying and goes home

Realize later that my teenage years of jacking off by humping the mattress made me unable to ejaculate from a blowjob.

>>731198831
>>731199146
It's ok you'll have sex when you get older

18 Brought girlfriend home to parents house. We get a snack and start watching a movie. She starts getting handsy and I got super turned on so I take off my pants. She giggles a little and plays with it which leads to sniffing and more giggling. Before I know it, she's got my cock down her throat and maybe 2 minutes later I cum in her mouth. She swallowed, we finished the movie, and then I drove her home.
Top 10 experience, tbh.

>>731199368
Not an argument.

I was a freshman, she was a senior about to graduate. There's a long story about how we started fooling around-- a tale involving my own awkward feats of flirting and seduction-- but that's not important. What is important is that we ended up at her grandparents' place one day after school under the pretense of a psychology project she had to perform on me, and we had a locked bedroom all to ourselves for a couple hours. Was it a toothy blowjob? Yeah. But I loved that girl. She's the one that's always out of my league. We're not friends anymore, but I'll always have that day.

>>731196933
Dubs don't lie.

>be me
>classic 21 year old neckbeard virgin
>Somehow get 10/10 asian girlfriend
>Hanging out at her apartment
>she takes some molly
>"Hey anon, i want to have sex with you. Are you ready"
>Sure.exr
>Starts blowing me
>WhatDoWithHands
>Blow after a few minutes
>Dosnt stop sucking
>Have to pry her head off of my croch
>Makeout untill im hard again
>She gets ontop of me
>WhatDoWithHands Volume.2
>Lay there with a blank expression on my face because im overthinking the situation
>Last at least 10 minutes because of the whole over thinking thing
>Blow
>She hops off
>Bed sheets are ruined, shes dripping globs on the floor on the way to the bathroom
>"Good job anon"
>TheFuck?IDidntDoAnything
Been dating for almost a year now
Do it atleast 2 times a day

>be 19
>decide I want to try a bj for the first time
>go on dating sites
>find cute looking guy
>meet him in his car
>fail miserably at bj
>he does a handjob by himself
>feel sad

>>731185651
>bitch sucked my dick, fam.
>shit was lit.

>>731199432
Sure it is if you haven't had sex you can't argue bjs are better than sex. You can only say bjs are better than nothing at all. No shame in that

>>731185651
>Friend came to my house drunk
>Had another friend over already
>He went to pick up someone from a concert
>Drunk friend starts giving me head
>Pukes a little bit right after I cum
>We clean ourselves up and then fuck no to long after

>>731199763
But I'm not a virgin and still think BJs are better. I can't think of a single time where busting inside felt better than busting in a mouth with the girl tickling my urethra with her tongue. Not even the best sex I've ever had felt better than that.
Maybe for you burgers with mutilated desensitized cocks it doesn't feel very good, but normal dicks have very sensitive heads and a mouth is much better at concentrating the sensations on the head than a vagina is.

>>731187433
Don't feel bad bro. We all get that offer some time in our lives and we all turn it down. It's part of being a person. Those that don't are on their 7th kid by now.

>>731200001
You're either gay or you should go help your mom cut the crust off your pb & j for your bagged lunch tomorrow . Either way no shame. Also you're young use the googles and learn circumsized vs un so you don't sound like a moron

>>731185651
>be me
>14 years old
>don't get the succ
>wait 7 years
>still haven't gotten the succ
>mfw
>mfw the lack of succ left me without mfw

>>731200781
>You're gay
Thanks for admitting defeat, mutilated dick-kun.

>be 14
>got this skank from my school to flash me on cam
>she starts telling me how she wants to fuck
>go swimming one day and she's there
>chill with her because fuck it
>she starts grabbing my dick
>pool gets shut down because bad weather
>asks if i wanna chill at her place because she lives close and i live at other end of town
>sure
>get there she changes infront of me leaves her top off but put a thong on
>sits on my lap i start touching her tits
>she moves off my lap and makes me lay down and she put her head on my stomach and took my cock out
>plays with it a bit then starts licking it
>she starts to succ i last maybe 10 minutes came all over her mouth and cheek
>asks if i wanna fuck but i pussy out

She ended up getting knocked up a year later by some 22 year old she was 16.
Glad i didn't fuck her guess she fucked alot of older guys and got crabs once.

>>731185651
>we broke up that afternoon
>she meets me after school at this field behind a park
>9th grade
>she starts crying cause I broke up with her
>I start kissing her
>she goes down an starts sucking my dick
>first time she said she didnt want to before
>after a couple minutes I cum in her mouth without telling her
>she spits it out an starts crying
>doesnt wanna break up still
>dont say anything
>walk her to her grandma whos picking her up
>tell her bye
>never talk to her again
>that was my only girlfriend during 9th grade

>>731200872
Yes because that makes sense... sounds like the only way I'd win is if a got you a juice box and put on sponge bob square pants

>>731198184
>pussy smelled like urine
it's almost like maybe girls pee out of there or something

if you can't handle bodily fluids and other natural stuff a human body collects throughout the day, don't have sex until you both shower.

No one wants to suck your sweaty pee-soaked dick after a long day either, by the way.

>>731201278
Circumcised penises (heretofore after referred to as jewdicks or mutilated dicks) have desensitized glans because they lack the protective covering a foreskin provides. Blowjobs focus heavily on putting suction on the glans. It only makes sense that people with jewdicks wouldn't understand why they are so great to people with normal dicks. They literally cannot feel it, so it's just a worse version of masturbation.

>>731185651
>meet girl I found online
>show her my lol skins
>bring her home
>fuck her in her own car
>get blowjob

I wouldn't belief myself, but that's how it happened lel

>>731201682
i have a jew dick, but it shrivels up so far it makes itself a makeshift foreskin lol. penis isnt all dried out and shit, but i still have the scars from being mutilated.

>>731201815
>show her my lol skins
what a fucking alpha jesus christ

>Be 16 years old.
>Getting hammered with my best friend's mom and her drinking buddies on a Friday night
>Supposed to babysit her daughter while the women get hammered but daughter gets headache and goes to bed.
>The women like their little mascot and start playing truth or dare games.
>All the dares involve some variation of doing something naughty with me.
>All of them get dared to suck my dick, then deepthroat me.
>The third one made me cum, she drank it like a champ.
>Pretty soon I'm just naked and being passed around.
>Came in two throats and fucked every vagina.
>This becomes a weekly thing till I graduated high school, the little club broke up for other reasons.

>>731200640
Yea it was almost 10 years ago. Ive made up for it plenty in my late teens and early 20s

>be 18
>never had bj
>standards retardedly high
feelsbadman

>>731201923
I'll bite; what where the other reasons?

>>731201920
Also my wow characters and my rollercoaster tycoon parks :D

17. Gf doesn't want to have sex. I go down on her (poured). She returns the favor. I cum in her mouth/nose/eye/hair. She washes off and we fuck

Friend and I on his bed, can't remember why but he got his dick out and started masturbating, asked if I'd ever had my dick sucked before and I said no, he asked me if he could, I also said no to that, then he pushed me until I eventually caved in and he licked it a little, then asked me to do the same thing and I accepted but he was a bit of a bitch, would hurt him for his foreskin to be pulled down any further than the head. Ended up 69ing a bit then we stopped, I don't think either of us were able to cum at the time (we weren't that far into puberty yet)

Kept on doing that on and off until were in our last couple of years in high school since he moved and it was harder to do in his new house, now I wish he'd come shove his cock down my throat and fuck my ass every day instead of his girlfriend. Shame really, oh well.

7th grade. Gf is a year older. At the movies with her younger sister. Whole movie we're making out and she's jerking me off under her jacket. Finally she decides to blow me. Head goes under the jacket and she sucks it for less than 10 seconds. Best feeling ever. Get her to do this a couple more times, but her lil sis is right next to her so she won't stay sucking on and I'm not able to cum. Biggest tease ever. Don't think her little sister ever knew

>be 18 virginfag
>been dating to this girl for a few weeks, not properly gf yet
>for several weeks we kissed, groped and dryhump but nothing
>one day she pulls my pants down and gives handjob
>suddenly went to town and put my dick in her mouth
>first time giving bj, never asked
>shit was cash
>after a few minutes i cum without warning and she manages to keep it all inside but didn't swallow and spits it later
>mfw doesn't matter got suck
>next day she told me her jaw hurt because of size
>fuckyea.jpg

Years later being my gf she swallows and even gives me rimjobs.

>>731196099

watching you sperg out to one word is pretty good

>I was at my friend's house the day after school got out for summer.
>His older sister is schlepping around the house in a nighty.
>I notice that in the right light you can see everything.
>She notices me looking.
>See someting you want?
>Ohhellyeah.jpg
>She grabs my arm and drags me to her room, my friend chuckles and waves.
>In the room, with the door closed, the nighty comes off and demanding fingers are prying at my buttons.
>I help unbutton my 501's and my cock gets eased out of my undies and into her warm mouth.
>It's as if she feels when I'm going to blow, she stops at just the right time.
>Pretty soon it gets annoying to not be able to cum.
>I finally grab her head when I'm getting close and thrust violently.
>I am relieved to feel her throat close around my throbbing cock and I explode.
>After I empty myself I shove it in farther because fuck it feels good.
>I spend the rest of the day fucking her because I make her feel like the little fucktoy she wants to be.
>Never did hang out with her brother again, just came over to bang her.

>>731185936
Same here... Minus the jerk sesh

>Me 10 yo
>Sleep over at friends place
>He has sister 1 year younger
>Next morning friends mom had to going out unexpectedly
>Playing vid games "will you be OK for awhile?" Yes mom "Just watch on your sister" OK!
>Mom leaves and then friend looks at me with a wicked smile "you want to see something?" sure OK
>Call sister from other room
>She comes out "Show Anon what I showed you"
>Her face lights up like a Christmas tree
>He pulls his pants down and she immediately goes to work sucking his cock
>I'm totally stunned in shock and awe (I'm an only child so I had no idea)
>Sucks his dick for 1 min or so then he says you want her to do it on you?
>My cock is already diamonds
>I nod my head yes
>Pull my pants down
>And to this day it was the best blow job I have ever received
>She sucked it for about 2 min but it felt like a life time
>I didn't cum but my cock was still rock hard and my body was still tingling 20 min later when his mother got home
>Also got her naked played with her pussy a little bit and some dry humping
>Went for an awesome bike ride after :)

>be 15
>best friend moves to Kentucky
>invited to spend summer enjoying the great south
>hell yes!
>tells me on the way down he's been fucking his 18yr old sister in law
>like rabbits
>slut.jpg
>guaranteed lay he says
>don't believe him
>my reason being :
>his pants are always on fire! LIAR LIAR!
>just ready to get there
>done with this long ass drive
>oh shit we're in the middle of the deep woods
>2am dark as seal out here
>shuffle in bags and get to bed
>buddy's dad going right to bed due to the Jim beam consumption all the way down
>night boys! Night daddy!
> continue?

>>731206219
Moar

>>731185651
>"dating" girl in 9th grade
>kinda cute, under developed
>go for walk after school
>find tree covered spot off trail
>kiss
>undo pants
>shove it in her mouth
>teeth grinding all down my shaft
>get nervous
>bust all over her face/chest
>clean up and continue walking
>buy her a frozen custard
>guy behind the counter "you have something on your neck"
>it's cum
>she's humiliated
>cries
>runs home alone
>never talked to me again
True story.

>>731185936
I got my dick sucked at 8 and fucked at 14

>>731193329

>small A cups

You lucky bastard!

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>>731185651
>ten years ago
>16 years old
>15 year old gf
>she comes over for family dinner (our families are tight)
>we excuse ourselves to my bedroom
>we made out then she pulled my dick out
>at first it just felt warm, then I felt her saliva on it, and after a couple headbobs it started to feel amazing, her lips gliding up and down my shaft nonstop
>start to feel orgasm coming
>wasnt sure what was gonna happen, orgasms from masturbating were so sudden
>this time it swelled up very slowly as she consistently but slowly moved her head up and down, and culminated in me cumming in her mouth, thrusting as I orgasmed
>she wasnt ready but swallowed it

>17
>Kissing in kitchen
>Nobody home
>Goes down pull downs my pants
>Rock hard look in shock
>Licks it then put it in her mouth
>I cum buckets
>All in her mouth swallows all
>Shit was cash
>Still together drinks it everytime
>mfw

I was vacationing in Turks and Caicos, I was 16 at the time and met this girl in the pool one night with a couple people, we ended up talking somehow and ended up hanging out every night and sometimes during the day. A couple nights after we were laying in this open cabana thing and she ended up giving me head 2 nights in a row...I'm pretty sure she had a boyfriend back home, but my memory isn't too great it was either a very recent x or bf xpp

>>731206219
>buddy throws me some shorts and says :
>dude get naked and put just these on
>ok?
>ready to get laid anon?
>boner.jpeg
>give me a few minutes, I'm going to tell "dolly" we're coming and she'll get ready, he says!
>10min..... door opens
>follow me, he says
>official walk to manhood
>walk in room at end of the hall
>so dark so so damn dark it was in that room
>he says sit down against the headboard, anon
>Before I know it I feel a hand on my growing cock
>then a wet warm sucking pressure on my almost hard cock and my head roiled back and I was in extacy !
>it felt so good it wasn't long before I was cumming

>More?

>>731206697
was it your sister or your mom?

>>731207395
You're a faggot, we get it

>>731198184

Nothing of value was lost.
Those tits are too big.

>>731185651

>Her teeth left a mark

>be 14
>dating 8/10 Asian chick
>first real relationship
>we're at some stupid High school dance thing
>we just chillin by ourselves near the back
>she grinds on my peepee
>watdo.jpg
>she takes my hand and leads me outside
>takes me to a baseball dugout
>she's on my lap as we make out, hands moving around, etc.
>if she wasn't on her period we probably would've fucked right then and there
>she pulls down my pantalones
>herewego.gif
>she does a blowy/handy
>ow
>OW
>she's gripping my dick so fucking hard
>in pain but I don't say anything coz that'd be gay
>i dont even nut
>5 years later and I haven't gotten a bj since so nothing to compare it to

>my friends and I call her Kung Fu Grip

>>731185651
Some black chick sucked my dick in my car for 30 mins and didnt make me nut. She for some reason pulled down her pants. I guess she wanted me to play with her ass or something but all it did was make my car smell like shit

>>731207766
checked and keked nigga

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>>731185651
>Summer 1998
>Be 16, birthday couple days away
>at bipolar GF's house
>crazy bitch short wearing skirt
> flashes shaved puss.
>says she wants to give me handijobber
>sigh.jpg
>ok but spit on your hand or something
>crazy bitch says "you want spit? Okay.
>drops to her knees
>ohlawd.exe
>She literally sucks my cock into her mouth, hurts
> with teeth dragging and her gagging
> hurts so good
>tell her I'm gonna pop,
>expect her to finish with hands
>nope.bat
>she goes faster and way deeper
>cum buckets
>she swallows every drop


Says happy birthday.

Next two hour are her sobbing hysterically saying she's a filthy whore and that I used her. Threatens to tell her parents I forced myself on her.

I remind the stupid bitch, I'm in a wheelchair, I can't force myself up the ramp her dad built.

Pic very fucking related.

>>731199619

>dubs of lies
>dubs don't lie
>dubs of lies don't lie

Oh shit, nigga! You just divided by zero!!!!!!

>>731199629

Lucky fuck. gg anon.

>>731208343
Disabled?

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>>I sucked some dudes dick once.

>>731208751
Yep. Muscular Dystrophy.

I dated that wreck for four years. A decade later she contacts me, flirts, wants a threesome with me and my wife. All bullshit to make her cuck husband jealous.

>>731201923

Where are these thirsty broads now? Hook an anon up!

>>731189437
Yiu dated a fucking trap

>>731209016
Kek did you do it?
How the fuck do you even attract girls when you're confirmed like confined to a chair?

>>731202627
>(poured)

I'm 40, and what is this?

>>731202893

Oh I knew...

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>>731209306
Because I am not the wheelchair. I have hobbies and I am well educated, and in high school became a nationally ranked debater, which made me become outgoing and I do charity work for other disabled people.

You make a woman laugh, and enjoy her time with you, that's it. You're in. My wife and I just bought our first house, 3200 sqft rambler for 600k.

I have a responsibility to be the example for others. Disability gives you no excuse to waste your life.

Life is good man.

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>>731195636
>my cute 14yr old cousin

used some app to meet sluts. Asked girl if she wanted see my dick, tells me that its big and everything. So I go over her house and realize that she may be autistic or has asbergers. She was weird and had those dead autist/retard eyes. Don't kiss her l, just feel her up a bit and suck on her tits, then I tell her to suck my dick. She gave a very dry blowjob and i had to jerk myself off just to finish on her tits because I was getting bored. Second time was with a very passable trans girl, was better but i didn't feel good about it

>>731210007
I wish I could have lived your life instead of mine. I'd trade defective muscles for a functioning brain any day of the week.

>>731185651
was 19 asked my step-mom if she would suck my dick. she did, I feel shame and disgust to this day. a real low point in my life, I really wish I could undo...

>>731199629
post her pics

>>731185651
>15
>Been hanging with this girl for a while
>go to her house
>watch Austin Powers Goldmember
>she sucks my penor and can't stop using her teeth

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>>731210349
You're able to type coherently so I am pretty sure your brain is okay, you just feel shitty about yourself.

You need to, as my career-military father told me, embrace the suck. And get through it. Everyone has problems, everyone has a handicap.

Adapt and overcome. You have shit to do. Go do it.

>>731210007

Godspeed, anon!

>>731196776
he should've asked "ever sucked a mans dick?"

>>731210328
>passable trans girl

Where I'm from, we call them "guys".

>>731211205
No I'm narcoleptic and mentally ill. All hit as soon as I went to a top 10 uni and I had to drop out. There's nothing for me now.

>>731210433

Where's your stepmom now? I'd like to meet her.

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>>731194962
>reddit

>be 15
>met this girl on myspace who was a weird girl
>said i was cute and asked to be my girlfriend
>said no but still talked
>ask sexual questions
>she goes along
>asks if she's ever given head
>she says no but was willing to practice on me
>meet up a few weeks later
>sit on my chair and she jerks me off slowly
>she takes her shirt off and has amazing titles
>has braces too
>does one little suck
>"does that feel good?"
>feels great, keep going
>at first it sucked but then she finds a rythym
>stand up and told her to open her mouth
>jerk off in her mouth
>thick white cum piling up on her tongue
>she swallows
>asked her if she like she liked it
>she said yeah and wanted to do it again
>we watched blowjob videos together so she can learn
>in a month she was a pro
>gagging, watery eyes, thick slob of spit on my dick, deep throating
>"don't tell me you're gonna cum, i want it to be a surprise

shit was great, never heard from her after we stopped talking

>17
>just got home from church
>tongue punching each other like always
>says she has an idea
>lol what
>reaches down
>grabs dick
>Happily shoves it in her mouth
>disappointment.gif
>She's really bad at it
>eventually vomits on my dick
>tell her its ok
>more tongue punching
>fuck her up her dress

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>>731211228
Same to you fellow human!

I have nearly died from respiratory failure so many times, I've lost count. Life is good, living is good. Don't waste it feeling sorry for yourself. Take risks, make friends. Fail. Get up. Try again. And keep getting back up until you succeed.

That's the secret to happiness. Appreciate and embrace the lessons of failure. Accept success graciously.

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>>731189678
>Jelly bean to Lima bean.
>Top Keks.

>>731211607
Tell that to bill nye, my friend

>>731211733
Do you have hats and confetti for that pity party you're throwing for yourself?

Get medicated. Exercise. Build something with your hands. Then rebuild yourself. No one will fix you, for you. You have to fix yourself.

And don't be a faggot an hero, that's the ultimate failure. That says you hate and disregard everyone who has ever known you.

>>731212525

Haha, yeah Bill Nye is all sciency, so he thinks he has all the answers. Yet that nigga doesn't even know what philosophy even is even.

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> be 16 years old
> bf is 17
> both of us a little shy
> one day start experimenting
> both now half dressed and messing around
> I decide to try to go down on him
> put condom on him first because neither of us have been tested
> start sucking
> he's trying to get into it, but says the condom is making it hard to
> suck harder
> about 10 mins later
> mouth hurts
> jaw sore
> bf says we should just give up
> both too embarrassed about it
> decide to break up shortly after
> tfw I lost my first bf because I suck at giving head

>>731185651
My cousin returned the favor after he made me give him one.

Does that count as molestation? 4 year difference

>>731212662
No insurance to see a doctor. No energy to exercise.

>>731212825
Maybe you needed to suck more

>>731211987
>amazing titles

Sure.
>Be 18, get hooked up with my best friend's girlfriend's best friend.
>all round, poor life decision, needed a prom date though.
>few weeks before prom, her mom lets her finish watching a movie with me.
>few minutes later, my dick is out and in her hand.
>she takes my cock bronze her mouth and just sort of laps with her tongue while continuing jerking me off.
>Still blow my load over her lips

>>731213019
People like you will find any excuse to fail. I have a schizophrenic brother who does the same thing.

I can't wait for him to die, so he stops being a drain on everyone around him. But I want him to live long enough so he outlives our father, so he is spared the pain of losing an adult child.

You can walk into a hospital right now and say you are an imminent threat to yourself and get emergency meds and help.

You just like how easy it is to blame your problems on something to deflect accountability. You're a child refusing to grow up and take responsibility for you actions.

13, mom hires a babysitter because doesn't trust me to watch my little sister's. She's 17 mediocre looking kind of geeky. My sister's go to bed, it's just me and the babysitter on the couch watching some crappy food show. She inches over and starts running my leg. I'm a socially awkard 13 year old so idk what to do. She starts running my dick over my pants. Instant hard on. She unzips my fly and starts to jerk me off. My eyes widen. I'm hitting the jackpot. She moves her mouth in. The minute her tongue touches my tip I blow a load all over her face. She laughs. She continues to suck my soft dick until I get hard again (which was like 2 seconds because I was 13).

>>731213682

>she takes my cock bronze her mouth

I'm still 40, and STILL what is this?

>>731213762
No I can't just go into a hospital and receive medication for my narcolepsy or anything else that is wrong with me. You asking me to just summon enough energy to pull myself up my bootstraps is like me asking you to run a marathon, except I wouldn't do that because I know it would be extremely difficult for you to just will your legs into working. Similarly it's difficult for me not sleep 17hrs a day since I don't have medication, and also difficult for me to have any energy or motivation to do much when I'm not sleeping. Why is it so easy for you to understand physical illness, but you are so dismissive of mental illness when you clearly haven't experienced it first hand?

I don't know what it's like for you to try walking, so why are you trying to tell me you know what it's like to fatigued like I am, or psychotic like your brother?

>>731207395
moar

>>731211736
fugly, as said a low point

>>731189437
>>731209217
13 yr old emo trap... fuckin hot

>>731194829
Fuck mane that sounds p cash

get on all 4s

>>731214880

>inb4 dinosaur

>>731214630

In what way?

Face I can ignore. Does she have shriveled up little slinkytits? Cuz I like that.

>>731195914
If she deepthroated you easily, it would imply her last bf had a much bigger cock :)

>>731190573
also notice the "first blowjob" trend, so unless every guy has his dick blown by bitches who've been on the dick carousel for years, it's gonna be a lot of girls learning to suck.