Anyone in Switzerland? /soc/ has nobody.

ja ech..

>>731169990

Sorry, I don't speak any German.

zeiget fütz

>>731170235

Fuck me... I can't understand most people in my own country. Swiss feels.

>>731170235
Könnte eine aus aarau zeigen. Jemand aus aarau hier?

>>731170655

Stop ignoring me! I am your compatriot!

>>731169865
Not currently IN Switzerland but visit almost every year to see family. Where abouts are ya?

>>731170805

I'm in Vaud, not far from the lake.

>>731170832
Leman?

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Bern reporting in.

>>731170970

Yep. Lake Geneva is what people in Geneva call it, but they're just greedy.

>>731170991

That's not you, is it.

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>>731171213

no sir...

>>731170832
Same here, best canton

yep st. galle

>>731171644

They sure look Swiss.

>>731171825

Not to get your driver's license.

Are you an intelligent sexy woman with a degree from university? By any chance?

>>731171887

Lots of Swissers, good to know. I asked on /soc/ but absolutely nobody responded to my yodelling call.

>>731171902
>intelligent
>sexy
>woman
>university degree
One is true, one is subjective

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>>731171902

yeah we got a free newspaper who shot some of those wannabe models for some years.

>>731172016

If you mean the sexy, that's fine with me. Are you everything else?

Intelligent being the most important to me. (And kind.)

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>>731169865
>friend moved there a few years back
>visit him once or twice a year
>everyone there got a stick so far up their asses
>always glad to go back home

>>731172134

She looks Swiss German as fuck.

>>731172228

Yeah, we are not always very warm. I am because I'm different.

I'm different!

Il y en a plein des suisses ici (je suis pas suisse, mais habite à la frontière NE/BE.) pour la plupart de gros pervers...

>>731172213
Female, potentially sexy depending on your taste, not sure about intelligent. (and i'm kind if you're kind to me)

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>>731172232

well she is from bern

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if i'm the only one posting swisstits i'm out.

>>731172642
Those are horrids, let's pretend she's not Swiss

>>731169865
Try asking /pol/

Hi from St.Gallen

>>731172414
>pour la plupart de gros pervers...

Ah bon ? Je suis désolé de l'entendre. :(

>>731172423

I'm a kind man. You're in Vaud?

>>731172490

Feel the Bern.

>>731172642

Damn, I don't like this one at all.

>>731173054
Yup, close to Fribourg

>>731173266

Are you reading a book lately?

>>731173054
Ah.. Faut pas. Il faut de tout pour faire un monde.
Pis bon, faut dire que avec la mentalité fermée que possède une majorité en Suisse (étrangers inclus), heureusement qu'il existe 4chan pour rire, baver, vomir un peu. Pour ma part, je suis venu pour la première fois sur 4chan en 2007..

>>731173366
>Il faut de tout pour faire un monde.

Moi, je me passe volontiers du tout pour avoir un monde moins varié mais plus agréable.

>>731173366
>Pour ma part, je suis venu pour la première fois sur 4chan en 2007..

Tu es un vieuxfag. Moi en 2008.

>>731173361
D-depends if manga count.
Not really, just playing video games and dealing with stupid bureaucracy.
Any recommendations ?

Zürich reporting in.
But I don't speak retard-german either, just proper German and French.

>>731173699

Tons, depends on what you like. Manga counts. Do you work in an office?

>>731173799

Hallo.

>>731173827
I'm a neet, just recently moved back to Switzerland, made the terrible mistake to move to France for a while.
I like satire, thriller and horror the most i guess for proper books. Seinen, yuri and shoujo for manga.
Do you live around Lausanne ?

>>731169865
jop schwiizer armee am start

>>731174023
>Do you live around Lausanne ?

I was born there. I'm 25 minutes away from Lausanne though. Close enough. Don't like that city.

I don't even know what seinen means, and I'm half sure about yuri, and I've never heard of shoujo. There's some horror manga I've read that's pretty good, but I can't remember the name of it. It's pretty graphic.

Why did you go to France?

>>731174078

I almost understand this, but yes, let's invade Germany.

>>731169865
Yeah I'm a diplomat currently posted to Geneva. Quiet city to be honest…

>>731173590
Assez vieux oui, XD

us winterthur

>>731174154
Had a boyfriend there back in the days.

Seinen targets a young adult male audience, shoujo targets female teenagers and yuri is lesbian manga basically.

Was the author by any chance Junji Ito or Shintaro Kago ? Though the latter is rather grotesque

>>731174275

We all go to bed at 9, that's why. Geneva is barely a Swiss city nowadays.

>>731174459

I don't know, the story I read had to do with fish with legs and some disease.

You went to France... for love. I'm impressed. Very romantic in a way.

>>731174650
I regret taking a posting here. Thought with all the money here it would be a party city… boy was I wrong.

>>731174940

A party city... ahaha, not quite.

Where are you from originally?

>>731174459
>Junji Ito

I think that's the one, actually.

>>731175028
Can't say bro, as that would give away which country I work for ;) but it is a EU country.

And what has shocked me the most is just how lazy UN workers are… sat around doing nothing taking tons of money. I mean I'd heard stories and kind of expected it before I came here, but it's worse than I imagined.

>>731175486

Makes me upset. I work hard and get paid probably a quarter of what they make, probably much less. Fuckers.

I visited the UN last year.

>>731169865
/deutsch/ wo ist der faden?

>>731175234
Have you read Uzumaki ? Also i'm actually reading Ma no kakera at the moment by the same author.

>>731174650
>You went to France... for love. I'm impressed. Very romantic in a way.
Rather stupid i would say and i'm not sure i even learned from my mistake.

>>731175559
Makes me upset too. Our countries fund this organisation (hard working tax payers who earn barely enough to survive) and then to see how these lazy people act at 'work' just sickens me. I know as a diplomat I get paid pretty well, but boy I've worked super hard to get here (I worked in a call centre for 3 years before getting into my country's diplomatic service) and to be honest I work non stop (16-18 hours per day) including weekends usually responding to emails on time sensitive stuff. But try to get responses from anyone from the UN past 5pm or on weekends it's impossible…

Where you from bro? What do you do for a living?

>>731176060
>Uzumaki

Not this one, no.

>>731176060
>Rather stupid i would say and i'm not sure i even learned from my mistake.

Well, you came back.

>>731176205

I teach. I was born in Lausanne but now live between that city and Geneva.

>>731176820
Sweet. What do you teach?

Technical difficulties, I'm getting a migraine with aura, meaning I won't be able to read anything for about 30 minutes or so.

>>731176060

Here's my optional e-mail address, shoot me an e-mail! [email protected]

Won't be able to read much for a while very soon.

>>731170655
Joo ich

>>731176940

English.

>>731173799
was sött "retard-german" sii

Da eine us Züri!

Wo sind schwizer fütz? Zeiged mal

>>731170655
zeig here

>>731171213
>Lake Geneva is what people in Geneva call it
what? no, its the other way around. romans call it lac lemon

>>731178791
>what? no, its the other way around. romans call it lac lemon

That's not the other way around, it's the same thing: people in Geneva call it Lake Geneva, and everyone else calls it Lac Léman.

>lake lemon
>lemons everywhere

Thanks for that. Kek.

Swiss people are such cunts.

>>731179144
That's not true, i'm adorable

>>731179144

Me too, I'm super nice.

: (

pls no bully

Thurgauner raportiert sich i.

origanally from zürich studying in lausanne though
also fuck /soc/

>>731173799
fake züri use!

>>731179286

Welcome.

>>731179419

Welcome you too.

I studied in Lausanne as well!

Français ici
>inb4 baguette fromage lepen

>>731179528

J'aimerais un jambon-fromage-Le Pen-baguette, merci.

>>731179501
HEC, UNIL, EPFL or EHL?

>>731179914

UNIL. Literary student here.

>>731179753
Le meme xdd

>>731180332

You mean, mémé.

>>731179961

Ex-student, that is. Haven't been a student in 7 years.

>>731169865
a lot of old Nazi's in Switzerland...

>>731180645

No, they're in South America or Antarctica.

>>731181196
They are a lot of them in Argenitna yes, but Switzerland has a "nice" community of pensioner Nazi's

>>731181331

You serious? Where?