Draw thread coffee nigger edition

Taking one request.

>>731169696
A hybrid. Nice.
Could have just called it Decaf Edition though.
Same thing.

>>731169789
Hot milf eating shit.

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>>731169936
No one would join baka.

>>731170089
Talk like a normal goddam person you fuggin WEEB

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It is 95 degrees I do not need coffee

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>>731170257
Fuk u man, I can speak level 4 Japanese if I want, baka.
>>731170458
Hot.
.. desu.

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>>731169977

>>731170525
Suck on my tiddie desu~

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hello!

taking requests

>>731170612
Draw cutting wrist guy at this thread
>>731167638

>>731170612

Could you draw this creepy Ronald mc Donald from the Japanese creepy Mac Donarudo clips?

Preferably doing something creepy

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>>731170600
That's lewd anon. Present them. Desu.

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Havent been here for months, feel like I should level up, but how?

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yo thread.

>>731170984

*offer them~desu

>>731171049

First giving that thing a neck

>>731170612
That's cute elf, mind drawing him getting fucked by 2 orcs?

>>731171079
>>731170932

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>>731170612
Can you draw her giving a hug to a clay soldier?

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>>731170525
...Accurate. Very warm.
...She's partly goat.

Anyway... How're you?

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>>731170760
thats silly ...
>>731170932
already relinked it ... meh ...
>>731171162
not elven, not him ... no orcs here
>>731171352
pass
>>731170984
hey coffee boy, give some nice music pls

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>>731171087
O no.
This is 3 lewd for me anon, don't u have a different request? Desu.
>>731171614
I'm good. I wish it were still the weekend. How r u hot goat?
>>731171616
Heh.
https://youtu.be/oDsiXqWnaL0

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>>731169696

>>731171895
If you don't wanna suck it, you can lick the tiddie desu~

>>731171616
Would you mind drawing the thing you wish you have, but will never be able to get?

>>731170612
I'll take a moose sniper, please.

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Requesting my oc laying on his back

>>731171895
>Not posting Duncan Hills Coffee Jingle.
And you call me the baka.
Go slather yourself in Catsup, weenis.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpjsgPDM4t8

>>731171049
Oh that's cute

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>>731171319
I dislike clowns ever since I got into a fight with two fuckers wearing clown costumes, sorry.


Still taking other reqs though

>>731172780
Inside a tuba.

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delivering the flustered ghostgal from days ago,
in the meager chance the anon sees this

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>>731172543
This is a trap, I can feel it anon. Desu.
>>731172968
UGOSLATHERURSELF.
.. points for the Metalocalypse track.

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>>731170612
a cute Overwatch mercy?

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n is for nicole who i love
i is for i love nicole
c is for cant you c that i love nicole
o is for oh my i love nicole
l is for love only for nicole
e is for ending my life soon

>>731173602
Not sure who this nicole is, but she sounds like a bitch.

I'd probably fuck her though. I hear she puts out.

>>731173228
It's not a trap Baka, if you don't want to do that either you can come over and (coffee) cup them desu~

>>731173602
>>731173666
This, Nicole got some nice pussy walls

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>>731171895
a song about coffee ... hm ...
>>731172623
im pretty boring ... that what most people want i guess. just someone who would take care of me all the time
>>731172727
so a moose with a sniper rifle or a hunter?
>>731173380
got any ref?

>>731173602
>Good-by Forever
>Good-by
>by

Illiteracy.

>>731173817
Moose with sniper rifle hunting the hunter.
This is a cunning moose. Not only did it manage to steal the hunter's rifle, but managed to figure out a way to use it with hooves.

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Requesting Darlin (that talking baseball bat from Everyone's Hero) sucking on a human cock.

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>>731173677
Deal.
>>731173817
It seemed appropriate.

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>>731173817
mercy

>>731174182
>Tries to take a sip of coffee
>Mug is empty
Spare some black, sir?

>>731173817
Thank you Sir. Keep up the good work and hope you liked drawing it.

It was a subtle way of asking you to draw Po3ka..

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>>731173817

>ref

>>731174196
Out of all the references, you choose this. Braindead fuck.

>>731173901
No shit, I clicked the image before reading your comment and that was my first fucking thought.
WHY GIVE A BAT A FACE IF IT CAN'T SUCK A DICK?

>>731174520
The best part?
It's a female, and it's used to having balls slapping on it's face.

>>731171895
...Actually quite miserable.
Might check-in...
Disappear for months.

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taking requests

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>>731173901
I mean that little baseball KNOWS the dirty antics these two go at.

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>>731173901
but

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>>731173817
ref
numb nuts not showing the right one

>>731174717
I request some tentacles fucking both of those holes.

>>731174737
>>731174970
As long as there's rule34 of the film, I don't really care.

>>731173094
are you the tuba fag?

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>>731174321
Eh. Fine desu.
U can have some.
>>731174679
That doesn't sound good.
Wats the matter goat?

>>731173173
Not the OR, but nice work. I remember the werewolf pic you did for me!

>>731175423
No, just an anon that's trying to trigger PTSD flashbacks of said tuba anon.

>>731175459
>holds out mug

>>731173873
It's a letter titled Good, writed by Forever

>>731173897
hm, hunter would be okay ... i dont like drawing animals that much and even less to draw animals doing human stuff. sry
>>731174196
>>731174357
>>731175088
im a little confused now? you want a chibi version of her or non chibi?

>>731174334
this request comes every now and then ...a little sad my answer never changes.
>It was a subtle way of asking you to draw Po3ka..
so you know me that well?

>>731174717
That image but the pussy replaced with a penis

>>731175459
I've lost it.
Realized it recently.
Need help finding.

>>731175637
Well, then I guess I'll just have to request an angry looking Hero.
Let's say, because either someone stole your hammer/club thingamabob, or you stubbed your toe on said hammer/club thingamabob.

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>>731175591
... r u that anon that asks for the statue of liberty and talks on ketchup?
>>731175864
>it
Like something specifically?
Or lost it like lost ur mind?

Isn't one of the drawfags a barista?

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>>731174334
h-heheheh he hhe,
nice one anon

>>731175801
My nation has many spies.

>>731176524
Reqs an old toad washing clothes by a river

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>>731176336
Probably.

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>>731176190
My mind, yes.
...Not as calm.
Getting very... Chaotic.

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Hi, i was wondering if any of you anons would be up to do a recoloring of bury pink girl, into the rude version. basically turning hair black and skin red. feel free to change the clothes too. if anyone wants

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>>731176938
Why do u feel like uv lost ur mind.
It could just be misplaced.

taking some requests before i make myself sleep

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>>731175105
Here you go

taking more requests.

>>731177169
I've gotten worse.
Not as tolerant.
Angrier and bitter.

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>>731173380
>
atleast something ...
>>731175874
i could also look angry because poka is being mean again?!
>>731176524
pls tell me why?!
>>731176594
i dont have a single one ...

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>>731177663
How about Evil Yin getting her ass plowed? https://atfbooru.ninja/posts/198321

>>731177992
Why these simple cartoons with tiny characters every fucking time?

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>>731177848
.. ur being vague. Wats the actual matter? Wat is making u feel angry and bitter?

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taking a few requests pls

>>731178358
>>731172780

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>>731178200
Well, I'm going through a rough patch and it's very unlike the others I've went through.
I'm not trusting of others anymore, and it's due to them taking my money and time.

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>>731175874
oki?
>>731176524
so would you do the really nice thing again?! pretty pls
its not that i liked it, but ...

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>>731176669
hope you didn't mean the mario toed, there there

>>731177880
because GREEN
GREEEEN IIIS AUIZOAINDJZK?L.MD

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i might take a simple guro request

>>731176190
I have done both of those things, yes.
And it's Catsup. Not to be confused with ketchup.
>Still waiting for the free refill

>>731177880
>>731178881
Yes, but then I'd expect the club to smash him over the head.

>>731177407
cute milf with glasses posing nude

>>731179006
after you do that, make pic of magikbirb cuddling/nesting in magik's hair

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>>731178777
I see.
Idk who the others r. But don't give them more than u need to.
I'm sure u already kno that, duh right.
Don't give them an inch, goat.
>taking my money
Unforgivable.
>and time
>time = money
Unforgivable.
If it's work related, try to keep ur money.
If it's ur family, fuk idk. Put a stop to it I guess.
>>731179006
Cut a snail in half.
>>731179088
Heh. Continue waiting.. baka.

>>731179708
Do I need to piss in your coffee tub again?
Because I'll piss in your coffee tub again.
>holds out mug
Fresh ground, french press, black.
Please.

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>>731178605
>>>>>

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>>731179088
b-but i dont want to hurt pokachan. i really really like and need him.
>>731178941
this looks super nice, gj. and we know that you like green, he

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>>731178358
draw this guy with his back agents the wall ready to shoot

>>731179837
Requesting a woman in a french maid outfit actually doing maid things.
Working hard too. As this is her 9-5 and she's got 7 more clients to get to today.

>>731180117
Did you forget that he called you a lesser creature based on how easy it is to summon you?
You may like him, you may even need him! But such slander should never go unpunished.

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>>731178881
there u go,
my writing is ugly, so is my soul

>>731180117
thanks, i only like green when it's grass because i can STEP ON IT

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>>731179836
Ha.
That's exactly why I installed this glass dome.
There will b no pee in this coffee.

>>731179708
Thank you, Decaf.
I will try.
Will be rough...

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>>731180393
Never let the bastards win.
Just make em pay.

>>731180321
Or breathable air....

This also makes it easier to push you over the falls....

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>>731179629
my precious kiddos

>>731179708
WH- NOO

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>>731180804
Don't trip. We GOT dat breathable air home boi.
Me and the mug rnt scared of no falls, baka.
>>731181354
Oky doke.

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>>731180216
it wasnt unpunished .. he got bite marks and scratches all over.
no serious injuries ofc!
>>731180282
pokachan ...

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>>731179170

>>731181472
What about being buried 12 feet underground encased in concrete?

>>731181581
Doesn't seem severe enough. I suggest one good wallop.
For me. Anon.

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>>731180216
comon, it costs like, 1 manaa to summon a hero,
and it is not a lesser creature,
it is THE lesser creature

>>731181581
l-lesser creature-chan..

>>731181685
what is a wallop supposed to be, shall we try it on you ?

>>731181908
>Wallop
I think you'll need to ask THE Hero to show you.
But on you. As you seem to be a sturdier wizard than I am.
Using mana and all instead of spells/day.

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>>731181908
the tsun is strong with this one

>>731181581
Why are you so adorable it's unfair.

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>>731181685
NIGHTLIGHT.

>>731182212
Plugged into what, and for what purpose?
Your tank of O2 is going to run out eventually. Then you die.
gg wp no re.

OR! You just give me a damn cup of coffee.
Hell, I'll even share some of my herbs with you.

>>731178941
Amazing, thank!

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>>731182348

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>>731181685
i think he deserves that now ...
>>731181908
oh hi ... what a friendly wizard! lets chat a little ... shall we?!
>>731182072
aw, thats cute!
>>731182202
i dont know? why is it not fair?! i can be different too!

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>>731182348
I found this on decaf's desk, I wouldn't if I were you.
>>731182961
I had no idea he was such a gay boy~

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>>731182348
fuk dat anon.
I bet ur herbs b reggy af anyway. I knew this was a trick.
>>731183045
Dun touch muh weasel coffee boi..

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>>731182072
n-no you fool,
it's not like i.. like i like hero or anything y-you bakaaaa

>>731182961
FOOL I DON'T HAVE CHATS WITH LESSER BEINGS
b-baka >w< !!

>>731183126
My herbs are pretty good, hombre. But if you want to be a dildo in a bubble, go right ahead.
I already made my own coffee. So you can suck a weasel's taint for all I care.
>Sips coffee.

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Any request?
Keep in mind that if you want it to look good, it will take some time

>>731171079
Provo?

>>731183668
>>731173901 please.

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>>731183423
.. ur a dildo.
Watevs breh, I'm outta here for today. U can try again tomorrow.
Now, I gotta figure out how to fly this thing. It's a new thing iv added. Hopefully it's a good ride.

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>>731183930

>>731183842
No thanks, i just wanna pretend that never was requested

>>731181472
>>731182899
You're copying the other guy

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>>731183951

>>731183951
>Implying that doesn't look like some sort of sex toy.
Sure thing, ese.

May your journey bring you to the asshole of the world.

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ded


requests?

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>>731183045
but isnt it obvious? haha
>>731183329
no talk? how about a round of soccer?

>>731169696

draw this please:

trump assfucking hillary while she licks pelosi's shaved pussy

thanksman

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>>731183329
>>731184275
header.

>>731184206
A N A L P E N E T R A T I O N

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>>731183126
im not touching your coffee... technically...
>>731183329
Oh no of course not, thats ever so apparent huh~

>>731184527
You're the only drawfag I've seen that's into scat, mind drawing me a hot wolf shitting while masturbating? Male or female.

>>731185175
>only drawfag I've seen that's into scat
boi you must be new

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Requesting 9S in a maid outfit giving a blowjob

>>731185326
Who else does it?

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>>731184275
>>731184458
FOOL, YOU THINK YOU CAN TAKE ME ON ?
WIIIZAAAAAAARUDO KIIIIIIICK

>>731184527
WHY ARE YOU SHITTING EVERYWHERE
DO YOU FEEL LIKE PLAYING SOMETHING AT GUITAR ??????????
HUUH ???????????!!

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>>731185175
>into scat
I'm sorry to disappoint you but I just laugh at poo

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>>731185578
time travel is cheating, hehe

this is not the kind of game i hoped for ... hm ... g2g. nighty night everyone!

>>731185686
So? Watching some furfag tear their ass open is the best shit. Better entertainment than Sr. Orange.

>>731181619
Thanks

>>731185409
figure it out newfag

2k17 is the year ehg quits drawing

>>731188486
Who?

>>731188486
he hasn't in over 8 years, what makes you think this year will be it?

>>731188512
>Who?
found the guy who's only been in drawthreads for about twelve seconds

bump up in this bitch

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>>731188914
-or he could be saying it ironically? Nah, thats impossible..

>>731172780
BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER


MUSHROOM MUSHROOM

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I love me some coffee, but haven't had much recently.

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dont mind me.

>>731171143
This


That thing needs a fucking neck pronto

>>731188701
kid, job, actually having to grow up, this is the year we lose him

>>731191042
he might be less active, but he ain't leaving

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I just can't draw shit right ughh

>>731191308
he'll want to draw maybe once in a while when he thinks of it but its over, he'll post here and there for a couple months, less and less till it stops

>>731191434
then stop trying

>>731190954
what is this ?

>>731191499

But I want to git gud so bad

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>>731174717
/r/ you in this outfit.

>>731191461
he'll post ocationally, just not very often

Can't someone give me some mentorship on how to git gud???

>>731191818
some people cant, look at marc

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Never really tried art.
Rate my unfinished first piece please.

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taking requests
i also do pixel art and pencil

>>731191818
practice

>>731192161
uninteresting/10

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PHIL AND LIL WAS RIGHT, YOU CAN'T DRAW ME FALLING INTO A WOODCHIPPER!

>>731192161
looks ok/10

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taking requests

>>731191759
a friendly hello

>>731192175
>pixel art
a big boobed anime girl

>>731192755
>>731180126

>>731193010
nothing lewd please

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>>731191434
>>731191818
Try taking a break and coming back to it, sometimes thats all it takes to get back on your game

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/r/ this nerd girl tearing her shirt off exposing her tits.

>>731192755
>>731192693

>>731172269
nice breb

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>>731193218

>>731185732
Good night hero

>>731193600
show dick

>>731194362
wow thanks

>>731192175
>Pencil

I'm requesting an image of a Hamlet like character. Conflicted by the debate of, "2B, or not 2B" as in the pencil type.

Bonus points for drawing him half in 2B and half in some other pencil type.

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>>731196500

>>731196981
I don't understand.

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>>731193950

>>731190954
sdkffdvkjedfguewrulgb4ejigfuy4357tgf u8yg

>>731193950
>>731197490
Microsoft? More like MicroHOT
>you whore

>>731197619
>MicroHOT
>Not MicroHard

I'm going to assume you chose to be retarded. Because no one is legitimately that retarded. Even the most retarded retards who are honestly full retard, aren't that retard.
You sir, are a retard of retarded proportions!
>I'm bringing back the word retard.
Just like porch monkey and cornhole.

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>>731194362
could you draw him riding this thing?

>>731197953
No no, see ANYONE can choose the opposite of soft, Microhard, being easy way out. But I chose MicroHOT because it -sounds- closer to MicroSOFT. Not that I expect you to understand, but that is my point. Think outside the box. Be different.

>>731198477
Mind if I feel around inside your barrel?

>>731198529
Mind if I feel around inside your barrel sized butthole?

>>731198611
>Tossed into the pit with the rest of the toxic waste.

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>>731198609
sure

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>>731198477
>>731198544
>>731198611

Is anyone going to check my dubs?

>>731198676
>Runs hands all over the insides of the barrel, as well as it's content.

Just so you know, I felt a lump where there shouldn't be a lump...

>>731198760
Only if you suck my nubs.

>>731198609
hnnnnnnnnnnnnng yes! feel away bb!

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>>731198760
Not anymore

>>731199333
I'm upset by this.
Going to assume script.
Fuck you anon.

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>>731199413
Script? No, \b\ is too fast for script
>zabba doo pow

>>731199678
Can I get a greek statue pose then?

>>731197490
Thank you!

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>>731199333

>>731199820
why the fuck are you always reposting faggot?

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>>731199745
Not even if you gave me 3 dirty pennies!

>>731199820
hehehe~

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what should i draw?

>>731199333
holy shit totally btfo

>>731200146
What about two shiny pennies and a tarnished nickle from 1986?

>>731200146
I have one dirty penis

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...ITS D&D

>>731200190
The memiest kekistanis

>>731200404
I rather you were just DED.
Or dead.
Under a bus.
Flattened by an anvil.
Hit by a train.
Crushed by a piano.
Run down by a ram and repeatedly headbutted until you're nothing but blood and mush.

Basically, any sort of trauma that will inevitably lead to your death. The more painful and drawn out the better.

Oh, and if you can draw any of that, that would be great.

>>731199333
OH FUCK

>>731200404
draw a kardashian

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>>731200578

>>731200678
>literal ass

>>731200859
Crushed by ass?
I suppose that particular one is large enough.

>>731200190
Squirrel tits

>>731201316
well it looks nothing like her so good job